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Fan Area => Roleplaying (Communitive Storywriting) => Poetry, Comedy, and other. => Topic started by: bloodedIrishman on June 05, 2010, 05:04:52 pm
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Irishman & co. present to you...The Grand Irishman Yearly Gala!
To celebrate our phenomenal success in these here Planeshift forums we would like to extend to you a chance to stroke our ego some more. Not only will you stroke our ego so well it will expand our ego greatly, but you will benefit the Planeshift community with a bigger and longer Irishman & co.
Our great festival will include fantastic tournaments where only the strongest fighters can take part in. If you are not one of the strongest fighters around don't even bother and don't come to our festival. Our festival will have two different types of tournaments: one will be for melee warriors, and the other is for combatants adept in magic.
Tournament information:
1. Melee Tournament
Entry fee is 2,9412,8 Tria.
Cancellation fee is 3,2984,321,8 Tria.
Fighters enter the middle of Ojaveda and duke it out. Last man standing is victorious.
1st Prize is 1% of the entry fees.
2nd Prize is a hug from bloodedIrishman himself in a swimsuit bikini.
3rd Prize is an empty mug that was spit in by the local tavern's prostitutes. (You're welcome.)
2. Magic Tournament
Entry fee is 1 Tria
Cancellation Fee is 12 Tria
Magickians enter the middle of Ojaveda and duke it out. Last man standing is victorious.
1st Prize is 1% of the entry fees.
2nd Prize is a kiss from a tamed Derghir.
3rd Prize is a chance to wear the classic "Lilura mask" (fashioned from the dead head of Lilura.)
The second part of our Gala is the market! Here we will allow merchants to come and set up shop!
Market Information:
Crappy stall: 10,000 Tria, an apple, leather arms and a rusty dagger.
Medium-crappy stall: 50,000 Tria, twelve apples, cracked leather boots and a golden sword of a thousand truths.
Good stall: Reserved for our merchants. SUCK IT!
Remember that if you are a hooligan or a neer-do-well and you think you can role play your senseless role plays at our Gala you are sadly mistaken. We are not afraid (NO FEAR!!!!!) to use our guards and kill you if we learn about your plans OOCly. And we're not afraid (NO FEAR!!!!) to use GM's. If you want to RP criminals do it elsewhere, we want happiness for everyone. Also we already have role plays set up for our markets and the outcomes are decided and if you mess them up we will kick you out and if you refuse we will kill you. Straight up. We will kill you.
Xiosia bless! <3
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im gonna enter for the Magic Tournament, Think i will aim for third place.
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If only I had a golden sword of a thousand truths. :'(
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ok irishman sounds serious bout it, but i think thats the stupidest thing ever, and it would probably get cancled anyway, by gm's since he specifically said its ooc XD and i know irishman plays on skylab :3
so yeah...
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Yeah, it's a parody of festivals. It's not a real event. I thought people got that. ;)
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*Koios hugs bloodedIrishman for giving him a good laugh all around the forum today*
Just awesome, no other words to describe. And I did read more than a paragraph ;)
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Haha, well maybe your an exception Koios. ;D
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Ok, I will show up and rob you. You die, and I loot you... And take some skin for unknown purposes.
We and pre plan a kidnapping too if you like.. And a sacrafice to dakkru.
Will diabolis and ynnwns be discriminated against ?
We look identical .. Like devils.. I assume what applies to one applies to the other.
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Hahaha the whole shibang
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your going need to bring back ye ol' ojaveda newb pwning kikiri
if it can kill a trogdar it can kill an irishman
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Doubt it. I'd have swindled it out of its feathers and had it in a cooking pot before it could say 'cluck'.
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Earowo you're a horrible person for bumping this...thread. :P
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eh, i havnt had a lot of computer access this month, and i was bored
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There are people who don't know this topic is mockery. Earowo, qualify that this is a mock-fest.
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im not good at typed up sarcasm >.>
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Okay. Let's fatten up this topic. So how did you enjoy the tournament Earowo?
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what tournement?
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Alright. So, how did you enjoy the market, including the tournament?
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this isnt going anywhere :\
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Thanks for the replies Earowo. Looks like this thread is on its gorging way to forum obesity.
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you have to enter if only to see the bloodedIrishman in a Mankini...lol
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Zeetra! \\o//
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To enter, you have to supply bloodedIrishman with beer for an entire month before he even considers setting his glorious godlike eyes upon you to speculate whether or not you are good enough for his yearly gala.
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Geoni, shamelessly flattering me is the perquisite to admission. You have certainly completed that requirement.
The final requirement for entrance into my Yearly Gala is that you must hug this gentleman. (http://i572.photobucket.com/albums/ss168/loganobrien123/angry-hobo.jpg) (image not safe for conservative parents. For everyone else, enjoy)
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I think a bear-hug seems like the best approach.
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I'll hug him because I love his sweater and wool cap.
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A gentleman always dresses well.