Tuppence:
Point: "nobody tells me how you all roll"
Riposte: We've told you hundreds, if not thousands of times. Many of us, personally. From the very -moment- you stepped into this game, we've taken the time to gently walk you through what we're doing. Don't use that excuse with me to justify why you keep asking. You've been told. You either like it or you don't, or you're trying to manipulate us somehow, which just makes me even angrier. Perhaps it's ok to just admit that you don't WANT to play the way we do.
Point: "Conflict metagaming"
Riposte: Rigwyn was a dearheart to sum this up for you, but once more, this is something you've been TOLD. We're not doing player versus player in this game, Kaerli. We're acting out little lives here. The conflict that arises up isn't something you can just get in and plan with each other to say there's a winner. There's more than Fifty shades of Gray in this stuff, and you can't dumb it down to "u tell me wut u r goin do so I can make kerli winn0r."
There IS no associated conflict metgame. We aren't hiding it from you. We aren't hiding ANYTHING from you. It really makes me mad to no end that the whole vibe I am getting from this is you are trying to make us the bad guys for excluding YOU!
We have spent almost a literal DECADE telling you these things, trying to help you, and working with you as best as we can! Some of the greatest writers and roleplayers in this game's history have spent HOURS teaching and telling you things! You know this is true, so to keep coming back like a dog to its puke to reiterate these things is insanity! I know you may have a problem, mate, but the end result is this:
You want the truth?
This is obviously NOT the game for you. You're out to win/fight/have virtual sex/force your WILL on everyone, while everyone else is trying to just play.
You want a game where you can have fantastical powers and fight virtual gods? This isn't it.
I promise to you that you will find your peace and happiness elsewhere. There is no shame in moving on and admitting something isn't right for you. Best to not try and make us fit your mold any more, nor have us try and force you into one either.