You might be a noob if ...

[Rigwyn]

With the server down and people getting antsy I think its a good time for a forum game. This is meant as light hearted fun so please don't anyone take offence

You migt be a noob if ...

- You think the guild you and 4 newcommers that you started yesterday will take over all of yliakum.
- You think people are clueless because they wonder how you knew their name
- You think that some characters have amazing twisty 4 pointed hairstyles
- You you think that you the first person to stand in the deathrealm with a diaboli and claim to be satan

 
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[bloodedIrishman]

You might be a noob if you repeatedly fall of the same spot in the death realm.
You might be a noob if you mistake the Marfusang for a Tefusang and charge in.
You might be a noob if you believe putting furniture in a public map creates your own guildhouse.
You might be a noob if you base your estimations of other's strengths on their examinations.
You might be a noob if you describe yourself as an invisible ghost with wings and demonic arrows.
You might be a noob if you believe kran's to be stupid on point.
You might be a noob if you wear full plate armor and a battle helmet while mining. (Clearly, no miner would do this, as it is completely impractical and unhealthy. And we've all done it).

[Zalya]

You might be a noob if you walk in to the stonehead tavern look left, then right and then leave with out saying a word.
(oh come on you know you've done it  )

[gurn1701]

You might be a noob if.... you use two rock picks

[Rigwyn]

- you see people hammering at rocks with picks and wonder what the hell they are doing
- you find yourself in the death realm becaise you failed to outrun a consumer

[Mekora]

You might be a noob if you ask a guard why their names are blue.
You might be a noob if try to sell a torch for 5000 tria, just because you worked really hard to get it (somone acctually tried to pull that on me.)

[Vannaka]

You might be a noob if you actually paid 5000 tria for a torch.
[You might be a noob if you post in General Discussion with brackets.]
u m1te b a n00b if u 7yp3 li3k 7h1s.

[Wen]

?

[LigH]

... you talk about "cats" when the topic is "Enkidukai"... or is that racism? -- Ah, scratch that reply.

[Ironstark]

you would be if a noob if you pay 50000 tria for a torch..

[LigH]

And you are proud of it?! ... So much for your sorries.

[Akeera]

you would be if a noob if you pay 50000 tria for a torch! TRUE STORY! im 50000 tria richer now

one of the poorest behaviour I ever experienced on the forum/in game

[Under the moon]

You are a noob if you try to use a torch where Grues might eat you.

[Sarras Volcae]

what's a grue?

[steuben]

no one knows... or atleast no one has survived that has seen one. but the bits of lore that surround it are:

The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.