This was \'spose to be on Kada\'els forum but it\'s broke so some one give this to Kada and they will be cool if they do
The Mystic Cow
by Chubbs (Kendrick)
It\'s a normal day at the BBB, \'cept noone is drunk yet. Do you know why noone is drunk? The Holy Mystic Cow Statue is gone! thats why! without the Mystic Cow, noone is the Kingdom is aloud to drink, for it is the cow who protects the peoples stomachs from cancer.
Bill, The Dwarf: Oh, Hello Kada, Hello, Hello, Hello. Hello Kada.
Kada: HI BILL!
[Bill looks around. His neck is so fat he can\'t move it, so he has to walk around in circles to look around]
Bill: What\'s this? What IS this?
Kada: No drinks \'til the Mystic Cow is found. I think that idiot Cyonamie, the one who is in charge of it, lost it.
Bill: Shamma Whaaa? Shhheet!
[Bill just stares into space. Not outerspace, the space thats in front of him]
Thoos, the Big: Whaaa? Cow gone missing, kada? what that mean? that mean bad?
Kada: Yes, Thoos, i\'ve told you not just 5 minutes ago. That is very bad.
Thoos: Okey dokey kada I do that.
[Sunddenly]
Kendrick, the Chubb: Aha!
[and then]
Binary, the Smart: Boo!
[after that]
Whitti, the Fast: Woooshhh
Kendrick: Dun Da Da DA! It\'s us the Azure Order! The guys who will help you!
Kada: Weeeeee!
The Bar: Huray!
Washi: Hi Kendrick, Whitti, and Binary.
The Azure Order: Alo-ha!
[Aloha is what those Hawaii people say for Hello. They say it for good-bye too. I don\'t know why, maybe because they don\'t know the differance]
[In an instant]
Cyonamie, the playa: Word, yo. Tha Cows is outta here. gone. And a big Dragon took it. It was all like \"Word, yo. i\'m taken this cow.\" and I was like \"Das Wack! Gimme dat Flashy Cow back! Jack! or i\'ll put you in some brown sack... mack!!\"
Meket: Yo man, thats shibby.
Kendrick: To the Dragooooon!
[To the Dragooooon]
Whitti: Look, there it is!
Dragon: Hola, Amigos. ?Usted no puede tener su vaca!
Kendrick: What?
Binary: He says we can\'t have the cow! Kill him!
[The battle was bloody, and if you were there you would have heard things like \"Who ha!\" and \"usted bastardo, usted cort? mi cabeza\"]
Kendrick: We won! the Azure order Won! Weeeeee!
Binary: look the cow! it\'s flashy!
Whitti: yes, thats normal.
[The BBB]
Kada: Thanks
Kendrick: No Prob, kada. Kada dada maba haba.
----the end----
P.S. I\'m getting a tattoo of a cross on my left chest on the 21st weeeeee!
