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Holy Monks of Jayose
Monks in the Holy Temple of Laanx
*Monks Chanting*
-Head Monk- All right quite, quite! I shall read from the holy texts
-Kendrick, The Small monk- Good, my favorite part of the day
-Whitti, the Large Monk- Yes yes, mine too
-Head Monk- I said quite! You two, the fat on, and that small one! shut up! I said shutup! Shutup or you\'ll have a spanking in your near future!
-Kendrick- hehe, I like that idea, I haven\'t had a spanking in years
-Whitti- Ohh yes, a spanking
-Head Monk- Quite!
-Kendrick- Shhhh
-Head Monk- Alright *clears throat* Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one. And Lannx did speak saying \"Thou shalt findith a witch, a short witch, about the size as a large ducky. When thou findith a witch, thou shall send her to me for judgement. And if thy findith a truely evil witch then thou shall be rewarded with a great feast of Grapes.\"...Amen
-Kendrick- *Wipes tears* Moving...
-Head Monk- What Laanx is trying to tell us is that there is a witch...
-Thekkur, the Dwarven Monk- A witch! We must find this Witch and bring her pain!
-Whitti- i must agree, grapes do sound good
-Kendrick- Whitti, It\'s not all about the grapes... it\'s about doing lannxs will
-Whitti- I meant that... but, i do love grapes
-Head Monk- There will be no grapes for anyone! We are to give the grapes to the needy!
-BattleMaster, the Wild- but I want grapes!
-Whitti- YEAH! grapes, if we find the witch we demand our grapes!
-Thekkur- Do we kill the witch too?
-Head Monk- Of course
-Thekkur- Whooopy!
-Kendrick- How do you kill a witch? Can\'t they fly, and cast spells and make ghosts, and goblins, and poison breakfast cearals and kill sloths?
-Thekkur- hmm... maybe if we taunt her, and if it\'s harsh and theres a lot of it, maybe, juuust maybe she will explode
-Whitti- Explodes into grapes?
-Kendrick- Explodes into fairy dust i would think
-Whitti- Ohh yes, that only makes sense
-Head Monk- Wait... as i read further, it explains how to kill it... ahh here it is! Quote the Holy Texts \"Thou shall kill it with water, or fire, or dirt or wind.\"
-Thekkur- So we set it ablaze! or give it a drink of water!
-Whitti- The water one sounds the easyest
-BattleMaster- Yup, i would think slipping her a glass of water wouldn\'t be that hard
-Kendrick- Does it say where to find a witch?
-Head Monk- NO! Lannx is never that clear in his wrightings!
-Kendrick- Didn\'t he say it was the size of a large ducky?
-Head monk- thats not the point! the Point is that you will interpret the word of Laanx as I say!
-Whitti- off with his head!
-Head Monk- Now Whitti, Kendrick is a holy monk, he... he... hmm he is witch like isn\'t he...
-Thekkur- Kendrick is a witch! i knew it! I knew it all along!
-Head Witch- ohh, Look it says here in the book... QUOTE THE HOLY TEXTS! \"KENDRICK IS A WITCH, AND HE IS A FEMALE\"
-Kendrick- I\'m not a female!
-Head Witch- ohh! are you saying the holy texts LIE!?
-Kendrick- The holy texts don\'t say that! you made that up!
-Whitti- If we kill him, we get grapes!
-battlemaster- Grapes! woo hoo!
-Thekkur- Give him some water!
*Whitti runs to get some water*
-Whitti- Got it!
-Head Monk- Hold him down! I mean her! hold her down!
-Kendrick- ahh!
*Monks grap Kendrick and hold him down*
-Head Monk- HAHA! your legs are hairy for a woman, this is even more proof that you are a witch!
-Whitti- Your not looking at a ladies legs are you now, head monk?
-Battlemaster- Mind your wandering eyes men! this be a witch!
-Kendrick- I\'m a man!
*monks pours water into kendricks mouth*
-Kendrick- *Gargle* help!
-Whitti- Give her somemore!
*Monks pour more water*
-Kendrick- *Gargle* man *gargle*
*Kendrick eyes fog over*
-Whitti- ok, thats enuf, I don\'t like watery grapes!
-Kendrick- MAN!
*Kendrick dies*
*monks wait paitently*
-Thekkur- wheres the grapes?
-Whitti- Ohh great! We forgot to taunt him!
*Monks slap their heads*
-Head monk- Little late for that now...
-Whitti- Well... maybe their inside of him!
*Whitti runs to get a knife*
-Whitti- here, thekkur, you do the honor
-Thekkur- Thanks
*Thekkur takes knife and guts Kendrick*
-Whitti- Ewww.. is that what grapes smell like?
-Head monk- I don\'t know... i\'ve never seen a grape before
-BattleMaster- well maybe those are grapes
-Whitti- where?
-battlemaster- there, those red things
-Whitti- good, it\'s about time we get our reward
-Thekkur- i\'ve seen grapes, those arn\'t grapes
-Whitti- what are they?
-Thekkur- umm... insides
-Whitti- are insides like grapes?
-Thekkur- I don\'t think so
-Whitti- Well I want grapes
*Monks sit there for awhile*
-Head Monk- TO THE TEXTS!
*head monks runs to the book and flips to a random page*
-Head monk- QUOTE THE HOLY TEXTS! \"I meant insides, not grapes\"
-whitti- well thats just peachy
-Thekkur- no grapes!?
-Head Monk- No grapes
*Monks start to cry*
~~~~~THE END~~~~~
