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snow_RAveN

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Clerical Errors
« on: January 03, 2004, 11:56:08 am »
[occ] its bout the planeshift religon[ occ]


story1: infernal Troubles [b/]

[occ] short story style writing here no big ones [occ]

The Most Holy Grand Arch bishop Edgington Culler was busy Was busy fildling with a puzzle cube, usually he would be in the box of unholy confesions but things were going slow for the church this week . The temple\'s head-caretaker died an untimely death when some roof tiles fell on his rather larger than normal head cracking it instantly .  
Things looked bleak for the Arch bishop with the only member of the temple who can make the his morning coffe Just the way he liked them gone, he had to settle for the piss poor excuse for coffe that the canteen makes.

With the Old guy gone a brooding compertio n between the lower-ranking care-taker has been heating up. the floors were no longer dusty ,the murals were looking brand new and his chair no longer creaked when ever he sat on it, also he found that he was receving more smiles than normal. Maby he thought he should wait a few months or so to decide when it was time to elect a new head care-taker and hopefully one that can make Good Coffe

The Doors burst open ! the arch bishop fumbled the puzzle cube out of his old wrinkled hand and it landed just beside the dust bin
\"BROTHER NORAD HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO KNOCK FIRST !\" shouted the now angry Bishop
\"Ho sorry bout that father but i have pressing news\'
\"What makes it so important that you have to bust in here ! You almost gave me a heart attack !\"
\"I wish i did u old fag \" brother norad wispered under his breath
\"What was that !\"
\"Ho nothing nothing father\"
\"Now tell me About the news brother whats so damm important\"
\"well ... its ermmm its Him again father \"
\"What did He do now ..\" sighed the archbishop
\"He ermmm.. he .. Well ..errr.\"
\"Out with it man ! stop mumbling ! \"
\"he errr...


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 voteing time !

vote how should the story end from he errr...
1) Summoned a deamon again ...
2) He broke the coffe machine * or coffe maker (if they had thoese)
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« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2004, 12:12:21 pm »
1)  Because it sounds more normal
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« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2004, 06:27:11 am »
Now thats class! given us a choice of what comes next!!!
Very cool Snow raven! 8)
coffee or Demon?
And \"1) Summoned a deamon again ... \" is more normal??? okayyy,
I\'ll go 1 as well then summoned a Deamon!
But maybe you could make it a coffee Deamon :P
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« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2004, 07:50:33 am »
1) The Demon also...

...I don\'t like coffee.

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« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2004, 10:53:59 am »
2) He Broke the Coffee Machine.

*Says at a fast rate, \"Coffee is good, I can see how it would be a disaster if we had no coffee.\"* *twitches*
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« Reply #5 on: January 29, 2004, 05:33:18 pm »
demon.. demon any day..  I dont wish a coffee shortage on anyone.
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« Reply #6 on: January 29, 2004, 09:27:53 pm »
demon mate :D simply because carnage is fun. lots and lots of good, wholesome fun.
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