[IRC: Lillini says he's mining tin. I'm all wat you doin' dat for lolololololol. He says he needs the money dollars. I say if he goes to the beer tavern money dollars might just happen at him]

[Lillini: Hm... I'm thinking in my thought-center that is also my brain that this guy just might be a silly troll and I should just keep mining the tin earth mineral. But then again, if I go to the tavern money dollars just might happen at me.]

[Lillini decides to go to the tavern.]

[Timmothy has just joined planeshift!]

[Timmah: Yo, were's mah lillini at?]

[In the tavern]

[Timmah: ere are some money dollars is excitement happening at you now lolololololol]

[(21:09:14) >Timmothy gave Lillini 30000 Tria.]

[Timmah: Man what am I Bill Gates lololol I'm so generous I'm going to cure aids and then the nobel prize will happen at me and so will a million real life living money dollars lolololol]

[IC Stuff to Follow]

A cloaked figure walks through hydlaa with a longsword drawn.

(21:08:15) [NPC] Jefecra Harcrit says: Keep your weapons sheathed while in Hydlaa, citizen.

The cloaked figure sheathes his sword.

So it's safe to say that you're all a bunch of nerds, because you play this game and are all a bunch of nerds. So do you watch awesome nerd shows like, for example, Chuck.

If you don't, shame on you, do it nao.

If you do, good for you, the hell do you want, a cookie?

God, greedy little bastage.

In my time zone, Earth Hour just completed its run - did anyone participate? I sure did, in my own unique and helpful way chronicled here.

Earlier today I encountered a problem logging into the forum. When I tried to access my account Timmothy Perriwinkle. It gave me a message of error stating that I was banned.

Surely, there must be some error, and I was simply aghast at the pure shock of the incident! I am but a normal Planeshift player whom simply would like to enjoy the community here!

Naturally, my first inclination was to hire a private investigator, and this sir seemed to look the most sly and clever so I paid him with my wallet in order to hire him:


 
And I tell you, what he found out was truly shocking! It turns out that there was a disrespectful miscreant posing as me in my account for many a year, without me noticing no less!

Surely in light of this new information, you will promptly unban my account. However, don't stop there! My private investigator has found the culprit of this horrible defamation of my character!

The photograph retrieved of him, found through epic sleuthing techniques, is shown below.



Please prosecute the individual, whose account I have traced to here.

Thank you.