btw i\'m writing a novel and some of the little funny quirks are just my style any way... this works out perfectly i needed a wizard next just look and find out:
He was astonished by the words he read on the page. Those few words would be imprinted in his mind for ages. The king wasn\'t too fond of beggars,but he decided to go and tell the king. He picked up his newfound booty and headed for the city. He walked what seemed like ages and came open a large rock. The rock was moving up and down in the air. Standing beside the rock was a wizard clad in green robes with strange black runes. Just then he heard a rumble he looked around the cave only to follow the sound back to the rock.\"Crap!Not again!I am sick and tired of this rock dropping on my foot! Why did she have to leave my why!\" Teewy walked up to the man and said,\"I think I should carry you off to Ye Old Funny Farm.\" \"No you don\'t understand when i\'m mad my powers get out of control.\" Teewy chuckled to himself before saying,\"Oh and I just thought you had a great admiration for rocks and lots of pain.\" The Wizard seemed to settle down and pulled the rock off his foot. \"Hello, my name is Amodus Wrathcast.\" \"Great,great,great now what are you doing around here.\" \"Introduce yourself shrimp,the wizard said his face turning beet red.\" \"Shhhh...Close your eyes and count to ten.\" \"Thank thee. I am ok now. I was just going to my village to blow it up.\" \"Oh, and you\'ve got a temper too methinks.\" \"My village cast me out becuase i was too powerfull,he said.\" The two sat down by the rock. \"I am Teewy Herms. I have just found out that Dwarf Assistant Commander Neir was plotting to kill the king!\" The wizard jumped up in rage in what was said. Just then Teewy\'s chainmail leggers and trousers were pulled right off and flew on top of the rock. \"I\'m sorry about that,the old wizard said, Whenever I get mad I can\'t control my powers.\" \"Enough of small talk we must get the the city,Teewy said as he jumped up and headed to town.\"
(Just so you know next post will have good action. Tune in next post for the amazing adventures of Teewy and the Distressed Wizard.) and thanks for the nice comment \"some good of a story\" lol