This is the story of tavern "Frunk Disherman" and it's owner - Phrung Eopt. You can find it in port docks. Welcome![/b]
...Once upon a time there was a klyros named Phrung Eopt. He borned in prosperous family of tavern keeper Kleor Eopt. All his childhood he spent helping his father in tavern's kitchen, listenning to seafarer's tales of their sea adventures, farther towns and ports on the other side of Tendarin Ocean..As young boy he loved to run with his friends to docks to fishing choria and to watch the big klyron ships and cargo vessels. His favorite vessel was a big long battle shazzer - "Qerona"; there were a number of legends and amazing stories about this ship, it's brave crew and it's captain - Qint Keron (there was a rumor that his was a descendant of famous Runner - Ptar Qeron...)...
...So, at the age of 15, Phrung decided to left his home and make a start of his own Adventures. In the night, he sneaked to the "Qerona" and hid in the hold... And so, he spent the next 33 years on this legendary ship. An old cook Inqa Boozar (
) took him by his guardianship, and so - Phrung found himself on the kitchen again... But after that he took part in many adventures, merited the respect of crew and captain and became an equal member of the team. After Inqa's heroic death (he was buried by his nolthrir friends on uninhabited island Tauantinsujah) Phrung became nautical cook...
...But times goes by and Phrung get older. He start to dream about his own calm wharf, building a tavern or bar, establishing his own family. He remembered his strange love - beautiful girl Exy Reena, he lefted long ago in one big Klyros City (what was it's name?). And so, the loving hearts reunited and Phrung hired some hammerweilders squad to build his one tavern. And he decided to name it in the name of his old mentor - Inqa Boozar - "Drunk Fisherman".
The signboard of tavern was designed as the big inscription above the porch roof - it consisted from sepparated metallic letters. But than the fun thing was happened
Hammerweilders workers, who build tavern, called Phrung as "Frunk", and when they started to nail down letters to roof their had some misunderstandig and substituted first letters of inscription: Frunk Disherman.
....-Hey, what are you doing, man?! Who told you such heresy -" Drunk Fisherman"? Do you saw master-Frunk drunk? And he never be a fisherman - he is cook from "Qe-ro-na"!!! Rent this "D" letter out quickly, before i shove it in your...zzzzz!!! "Funk Disherman" - that is the name. It's your luck that master-Frunk didn't saw anything...When Phrung first time saw the inscription of tavern - he scarcely avoided to join Inqa in Death realm
But then, he burst out laughing - he understand that this was a valedictory compliment from Inqa, who was exceedingly merry and chirpy klyros...
