I was just writing something that I thought some people might think was funny. If you haven\'t noticed, I\'m already involved in just about all the recent community short stories. Besides, those long short stories are kind of tedious to read on a computer screen. These short short stories are just - uh, short. Frequently I log on and no one has responded to any of the other posts, so I thought I could just make this and say some quick, hopefully funny, things.