Chapter X
One of the Sugar Golems started thrusting its fists at the still confused Ylian. Dodging several blows, Unitearica finally jumped back and made an attempt to analyse the situation.
"How do you like my sweeties?" Faldrok grinned. "They're quite handy, I should say. And quite tasty, should you try them." He licked one of the creatures.
The Sugar Golem giggled.
"You disgust me." Unitearica straightened up.
"I disgust you? Tell me, Uni'o. What did Draklar's group offer you to eat? Hmm? Fish? Lemons?"
"...Something like that, yes."
"And could you remind me what Kwartz does with those lemons?"
Unitearica shuddered. "Where are you heading, Faldrok?"
"While you barbarian kind eat filthy fish and lemons, here I taste the food of the kings! Sugar, Uni'o! Sugar!" Faldrok glanced at one of the golems. "Oh what thrill fills myself, when delicious caramel drops down from their heatening sugar bodies! What pleasure enthralls me when I lick their--"
"Enaf!" shouted Seperot, standing on a tall, might-encrusted stone and having his cloak, of colour blacker than the blackest black, flapping on the wind, while in his background, dreadful, will-shattering lightning pierced through the thick air with might.
"wtf Sep?!" asked Faldrok.
"Wat now?!"
"What's with all the flashy stuff?"
"Their my cinematic efects, idiet!"
"Okay, but the lightning?!"
"Waht abaut it?"
"We're in a goddamn cave!"
"And youre point is?"
"My point is you're a moron!"
"Thats it!" Seperot jumped down and thrusted his katana into Faldrok's body, thus piercing his kidney. He then twisted it and pulled up, sheding Faldrok's blood all around. Before the body would fall to the ground, Seperot also swinged his sword at Faldrok's neck, swiftly cutting off his head. "Whos the maroon now?!"
Faldrok blinked. "ffs, Seperot! You used the /me command!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"You people are a bunch of idiots. You do realise that, right?" Unitearica interrupted them.
Seperot turned to the Ylian. "This idiet wil cost you moer then ever costed you remark pointed at someoen else or for that metter youreself and had it idiet in that..."
"What?"
"Thats right!"
Three golems charged at Unitearica. After several evasive moves, the Ylian thrust his sword into one of the creatures. To his dread, it didn't seem to affect the golem much, while himself, he couldn't pull the weapon out. Monketh picked up an axe and charged at the enemy. He swinged the weapon, yet Unitearica was quick enough to move away from the line of the blow, which instead ended in body of the golem. Using Monketh's confusion, Unitearica smashed his nose with an elbow, pulled out the axe and used it to hack through the golem's leg, thus tripping over the large creature.
"Come out and Stuff!" yelled Newpie.
"N-no! Leave me alone!" Under the moon remained hidden behind a rock, rapidly searching for something in his bag.
Before he could react, Newpie took the bag away and looked inside. "Books, paper, Stuff. This Stuff won't be of any use where you're going." He reached for Under the moon.
"Not so fast!" Draklar growled from behind. Before Newpie could do anything, the Enkidukai gripped his neck and threw away from the storymaker.
"What?" Newpie stood up. "You want to see my Stuff again, Draklar?" He moved his hands to his pants.
"Why don't you Stuff this?" Draklar swinged his axe, hacking it into Newpie's crotch. The beast crashed.
"Ugh..." Karyuu blinked. "So what now?"
"We need weapons, lots of weapons."
"Ohh, and let me guess! Karyuu will get a bright new shiny stick!"
"Don't be silly, you're not ready to wield the power of he stick."
"Oh for gods' sake, Draklar! It's no longer a 'vital chase scene', I can be given a normal weapon!"
"Fine, fine. But we have to hurry, before the beasts return."
"Return? But we got rid of them."
"No. No matter how much one would wish them away, they will always haunt this place. We need to reach the lockers before they find us."
"...Lockers?"
"Hey, hero!" yelled Seperot, immidietely drawing Unitearica's attention. "Catch this!" said that, Seperot launched against him a set of C4 explosives.
The Ylian hacked his axe into a nearby sugar golem and pulled it to himself, thus setting the creature in the way of the explosives. The golem caught the bomb and Unitearica pushed the creature away, just before the C4 would explode, sending sugar particles all over the place.
Seperot arched an eyebrow. "...phooey."
Another golem charged at Unitearica, but before it would get close enough to attack, the Ylian threw his axe, hacking it into golem's head. Unitearica jumped onto the confused creature, and sitting on its shoulders, tried to get out his weapon. Yet another golem charged in their direction. It aimed at the Ylian and thrust its feast, but not until after Unitearica pulled out the axe and rolled down to the ground. The golem instead smashed head of the second creature.
"Nice job," said Seperot.
"Nice? I bet you wouldn't do it half as well."
"Why dont we see for oursalves?" Seperot greeted Unitearica.
Unitearica was about to greet him back, but before he would type the command, Seperot knocked him down with a thrusting kick.
"See? Hes just a roelplayer!" He got his katana ready and approached the Ylian.
"Here we are," said Draklar after reaching another sector of the dungeon.
"And where are the lockers?" Karyuu approached him together with Under the moon.
"Right here!" He pointed at a set of three large lockers.
"They're huge! Has no one EVER noticed them?"
"Nay, I've hidden them cleverly." Draklar pointed at large 'FAQ' letters written on them.
"...Go figure."
Draklar opened one of the lockers and started gathering the weapons.
Karyuu shrugged and opened another one.
"moOOoo," she heard from inside.
"Drak..? There's, uh... a person in here..."
"What? Afrix? Just leave it there."
"..." Karyuu blinked.
":3"
"Nevermind, I don't want to know."
":o"
Karyuu closed the locker.
"Step away from the lockers!" yelled Dorbian.
Draklar smirked. "Already back, Newpie?"
">:|" answered the beast.
"I do believe, we have an unfinished business in here." Said that, Dorbian drew a sword.
