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Attersson

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Load of crap.
« on: August 04, 2007, 12:25:36 pm »
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Load of Crap.

Literary "tenzone" between Attersson and Draklar.
The theme of the dispute is "Axes".
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I begin with a sonnet addressed to Draklar.



Draklar, sharp as an axe your tongue cuts through
any material: from wood to lead or steel.
You think it never fails thee; it hasn't still,
'cause you know it's carelessly aimed for what's true.

One day on the street they saw you out of blue
"I don't know where to begin..." - "Then don't begin!" -
said you. Quitting to complain can't yet come in.
From common sense I discarded babbling foo.

Very soon you'll find rest from your wandering,
two choices: either dead... or with better head.
The axe you wield weights three hundred thirty-five...

...milligrams: number times you should'v washed it, live
not by others.  Same goes for your speech and plead,
which not to fall asleep now I'll be striving.

Draklar

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Re: Load of crap.
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2007, 04:46:32 am »
Dróttkvætt, with love.

Busy am and day by day
Denounced for all hard work.
Now more sh*t - thou shalt now,
Shove me with load of crap.
Riled, rough, or better yet,
Raving, I'm telling thee,
To yield, lest I shall then,
Axe thine damn opined head!
>:|
AKA Skald

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Re: Load of crap.
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2007, 07:45:17 pm »
The clock, label and theme thou hast decided
and three moons to Void for thy rest I'd to lend.
Thou come with "Load of Crap" and expect commend?
Draklar's worth to y'alls known, no repeat to need,

reason for, of thy defile I'dn't placed a bid.
What I'm opinion-guilt of, do not comprend:
if I made wound by Axe, I offer to mend,
but reminding thee this is called "fight", not "feed".

Let's happily dance 'round the clock and not be ill,
every minute we pass with poetry is sweet:
on Sept four challenges await me... and still...

Now let me tell thee what truly is thy "shit":
not my blame. For you I carry no bad feel.
Infact your true problem consists of plain shit.

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Re: Load of crap.
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2007, 11:00:10 pm »
*Phinehas looks around...*

Are the men with the special white coats here for these two, yet?

bilbous

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Re: Load of crap.
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2007, 11:28:38 pm »
Atterson raining,
Draklar not any dryer
Crapulence rules all!


Haiku, Haiku very much, Jebus has left the building!

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Re: Load of crap.
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 01:19:54 pm »
Forever more, forever here,
The one who watches over,
When day grows dark,
And light grows dim.

He seeks and finds to his suprise,
A war within a realm of wonder!
A war of words, a war of wit,
A war between a Legend and a Wayfarer.

Of load of crap, of axes sharp,
They tirelessly wrote, a word, a verse,
One after one and more and MORE,
Until he came along.

He looked around and listened hard,
Only to lose it all and laugh out loud,
Lord Thazer's grin, forever cold.
Lord Thazer's voice, forever dry.

Who speaks of load of crap and axes sharp?
Why are they here, now today,
Of all the times they could have come,
They picked the worst indeed.

Am I forgotten, a myth perhaps?
A myth that comes alive today,
To find him beloved realm at war,
A war of words and wit!

What I am doing back in here,
Why am I here, between a Legend and a Wayfarer,
Two fools that dared to disturb my rest,
A Legend Dimmed and Wayfarer Lost.

So run along, away from here,
Into the forest of forgettness,
Into the void, where from I came,
Into my load of crap, and axes sharp.

A warning now, to you my friends,
Play not with things that sharp and smelly,
For if you do, know this, my friends,
You'll end up in the bag of crap and axes sharp.

And so he turns and fades away,
As if he never been here,
Forever more, forever here,
The one who watches over.




You can try, but you shall fail! Seek us not, we shall find you.