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Simple treats of Life in Yliakum
[Revised for Hydlaa forum]
By Esilet Olota
"Tiny Dwarf"
Say Boralis, I have this stain on my boot
Do you think it comes of?
"Naughty Trepor"
Can I feel you?
"What?"
Where?
"Charm Flower"
Thanks....
... What? It's not like you gave me platinum whip
"At Brado's"
Do you want your beer in a glass,
or do you drink it straight from the rat's bladder?
"Broken Door"
At least he spelled it correctly
"Kada El's"
Want some carrots with that beer?
"Laanx"
He still shaves her legs everyday.
"Unexpected"
After mining all day the dwarf walked home,
He ate with his wife and kids,
Yelled at his kids, just for the fun,
The next day he was crushed by a Kran with balancing problems.
"Weak excuse"
But honey, I couldn't find the way in the death realm.
"Harnquist buys some glyphs"
Oh, A red way glyph suits me the best?
Why? Because I a smith, is that it?
Just because I do something with fire
A red way glyph suit me fine?
What are you implying?
That because I work with my hands
I can't decide on a Glyph?
What? you didn't mean it like that?
Sure how did you mean it then?
Oh, not in a particular way huh?
So just because I a smith
And work with my hands
You can tell me what suits me
Because it's not in a particular way?
Yeah, Now you don't talk
Iin a particular way anymore heh?
You know what?
No?
I know
I'm going and melt steel with normal fire
I don want you red ways glyphs anymore.
"Tragic"
He, an Ynnwn male of average age
Worked hard everyday
Just to feed his family
One day he bought a lot
In a lottery
He won and was covered with platinum.
"Apple"
Everyday she walked outside her house
To feel the Azure sun fall on her face
Everyday she walked through the city
To see the people with her eyes
Everyday she walked to the apple tree
To see an apple fall
And everyday she wondered why
Why, did the apple fall?
Everyday she asked the people of the city
People said
That's just the way it is
But Missy was persistent
And went on and on with asking
Oh yes she did it everyday
Till the tree was chopped down for fire wood
And she came to realize
That she needed help.
"Ghost"
Watch out there is a ghost coming!
What? Where?.. Ah I smell it
"Know"
Did you know birds could fly?
Yes
Oh....
"Never do!"
Use your chain mail helmet as soup cup.
"Tree"
What about it?
Nothing
"Day-Light Robbery"
hey! Hey! HEY! get out of my sun!
"One-eyed Rat"
No! I didn't mean my mother!
"Never do! II"
Casually drink a beer
With plate armor
