The rain pounded down on the Eastern Hydlaan jailhouse as a storm rolled through the city. A guard was slouched over a shining short sword that had yet to see combat, his hands running a whetstone over the blade as smoothly as a maulbernaut with a peg leg charged after its prey.
In the southern-most cell, a menki sat on a wooden stool that creaked with every small wiggle and wobble he gave as he tried to find a comfortable position. Finally settling with his back against the stone wall of his cell, rear hanging off of the stool with his legs crossed, he took the time to look around at the other jailbirds;
The northern cell, farthest from him, contained a Xacha the night guard liked to call âCreakâ. The Xacha earned the name from his constant rocking back and forth; making the sounds a rusted door hinge would if left unattended for many cycles. The cell next to the Xacha was normally occupied, but not for long. No... That cell contained whichever poor soul was tossed into it; left to bear Creakâs ear piercing wails for so long before they found a means to end their lives. It was a sad sightâŠthose men bashing themselves into their cell walls, trying to break through and escape the nightmare that was Creak.
In the eastern cell - the one next to the menkiâs - sat a newcomer; a large, bruised up Ynnwn. Each breath the hulking figure took was racked with pain. Welts covered his head and forearms - one eye swollen shut - while a rash of some sort flecked his skin. At close glance, one could almost make out the shape of a spoon on the manâs cheek!
Containing a giggle, the menki placed both hands firmly on the bottom of his seat, and with one long pull of his legs, dragged both stool and rear forward with a high pitched screech until he was up against the bars of his cell. This drew the Ynnwn out of his nightmarish trance. âYa look like a sane guy. Anâ thatâs sayinâ a lot considerin'-uh... Creak over there,â the menki mused, motioning towards the Xacha that continued rocking, bat-like screeches escaping him. âSo, big fellow,â the menki continued, âWhatâre ya in for?â
The Ynnwn blinked a couple times, a shaky breath escaping cracked lips as he grumbled, âNon-of-your-business.â The menki pressed on, âThatâs quite the shiner youâve got there. Now Iâm just wonderin'âŠand I ainât implyin' anything or nothinâ but, is your wife a maulber in bed? âCause /boy/ do you look roughed up!â The menki let another giggle escape through his teeth, hands flying up to smother it out. The Ynnwn wrapped his arms tighter about himself, if anything more embarrassed. âNo,â he grumbled, barely audible, âIt was a damned stick-up gone bad.â
Tables and countertops were smeared with dough and flour. Mixing bowls and ingredients left unattended. The little bakery was a mess; and dancing around it frantically was an agedly dwarf â cracking open windows and doors to release the humid air her stove gave off - the scent of baked goods following it on out into the city before she would hurry back to the sweet little things that needed quick tending to.
âA stick-up, eh? Well donât ya stop there, tell me everything!â The menki wanted nothing more than for time to pass. Brief conversation followed up by silence â and Creakâs creaking â wasnât going to cut it.
The Ynnwnâs head fell back to rest against his cell wall, heaving a sigh, âI was walking down an alley, minding my own business when I noticed a house with all its windows open. There was a wonderful aroma flowing out, so I figured it was a bakerâs shop, see? I felt concerned for the old woman that lived there â being all old and fragile and such. It wouldnât have taken much for anyone with bad intentions to just hop on in and punt that old witch, taking everything she owned. So I took a peek inside â didnât see her â and decided to climb in the back window to warn herâŠâ
A large figure, swathed in black linen and a mask, vaulted through the open window; nearly slipping as his boots touched down on a small puddle of flour and water on the floor. The man cursed, eyes darting about as he made sure the dwarf was nowhere around to hear or see his frantic attempt to stay upright. The room was clear; the woman had skittered off into the back room to tend to the dough she had frying in crackling and popping lard. The man looked about for any valuables in clear sight. Nothing. As lightly as one his size could manage, he searched about the messy room â startled when he heard the woman-dwarf returning. Panic-stricken, he dove for the closest means of hiding he could find. A cupboard stocked with fine silver cups and cutlery. The Ynwnn silently cursed his luck as he bit back the sudden itchiness that tickled his entire body â for thatâs what was rubbing up against the precious metals. Yhalda hobbled into the room with a cloth draped over her hands, a tray of freshly fried dough ready for glazing. The dwarf shoved aside the clutter on the counter as she set cloth and tray down by the window to cool off. The thief slowly climbed out from the closet to approach the dwarf from behindâŠ
âShe was preparing a desert of some sort, so I went on up behind her to politely inform her that sheâd left all her windows open...â
The large, gloved hand grasped the womanâs shoulder to spin her round, a silver kitchen knife held firmly in the other â he wasnât prepared for the wooden spoon that cracked down on his left eye; knife clattering to the ground as the impact left him dumbfounded, stunned. âIntruder!â Thwack! âHelp!â Thwack! âGet out, thug!â Crack! The Ynnwn was rolling about on the floor, trying to claw his way out from under the old womanâs spoon of wrath. Yet the dwarven woman persued; her wooden spoon splintered as a result of the beating the Ynnwn endured.
The Ynnwn, slowly rocking back and forth with his eyes fixed on the opposite wall, was trembling. âI-I just wanted to warn herâŠOhhh the horror!â The room had an odd stillness to it; the guard was absent, Creak wasnât creaking, and the menki had his fullest attention glued on the scarred Ynnwn with childish amusement, âIt sounds like ya were trespassinâ donât it? I mean⊠you climbed through a window, with your size and all!â
âHELP ME! Ohhh gods help me!â Came the cries from the little bakery. The guards closed in on the old womanâs house, stumbling in on the whimpering, curled up form of a darkly dressed man; bloodied with a swollen-shut eye. Muffled threats and pounding sounded on the door that lead to the womanâs back room, drawing round the attention of the guards as hands reached for sword pommels, âYou on the floor, whoâs in that room over yonder?â The Ynnwn gasped, âDonât let her out! Oh gods donât let that monster out! Take me away, please!â
The menki had fallen off his stool and was rolling about on the floor, tickled pink with laughter.
âW-whatâs so funny?â
Looking over at the Ynnwn with a dumb grin, he replied, âYa got beat up by an old stump! Anâ then begged thâ guards tâ take ya away!â The menkiâs shrieking laughter drew the night guardâs head in the door, âQuiet down, you!â before the helmed head retreated back outside into a cloud of smoke; Door closing behind him. Feline eyes fixed in that direction for a couple heartbeats, then flicked back to the Ynnwn who tried to hold what little dignity he had left, âThat woman was a brute! She was armed and everything!â The menki smirked, âYa, so you ended up bâhind bars anâ not her.â The Xacha was screeching with laughter, both menki and Ynnwn looking over. âYou got whacked!â The man squealed, rocking back and forth with twisted delightâŠ
[I could not resist.]