Parody songs

[Jadd]

Hello, This thread is devoted to parody songs of Planeshift and its community. These songs should not be taken offensive in any way and are meant as a joke.

Keep it clean folks  

[Jadd]

Seperots song  
melody: Spiderman theme

Seperot, Seperot,
nice and cuddly, he is not,
He don\'t spell, all to well,
got an army, straight from hell,
Look out!
Here comes the Seperot.

Is he wrong?
Listen bud,
He\'s got catnip, in his blood.
When he flings, all will dread
He will tear you, into shreds
Hey, there
There goes the Seperot.

In the middle of a fight
he will flame you away
Like a mean streak of blight
he will make you obey.

Seperot, Seperot
Mean and nasty Seperot
Help and flame
is the same
crying newbies is his reward.

To him, fun is a great big bang up
Whenever you hear \"shut the hell up\"
There is the Seperot.

[seperot]

all i can say is

truely love it jadd

[FESFES]

In the garden of the militia baby
dont you know that im killing youuuu
In the garden of the militia baby
Dont you know that ill always ruuulllleeee
*7 min solo*
Oh people come with meee
come to this laaannnnd
Oh people come with meee
and feel my wraaath
oh feel my wraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaath
*9 min solo*
In the garden of the militia baby
dont you know that im killing youuuu
In the garden of the militia baby
Dont you know that ill always ruuulllleeee

[Waylander]

Which song is that parodying FESFES?

And very nice Jadd.

[Jadd]

I will go mad!  (Moogies song)
melody: money, money, money

I work all night, I work all day, to answer people who cannot play
Soon I go mad
And still they don\'t seem to understand what I say
Soon I go mad
In my dreams I have a plan
Every noob I\'m gonna ban
I wouldn\'t need to care at all, I\'d play the game and snub them all

Moogie, Moogie, Moogie
Screams the noobie
Can you help me out?
Moogie, Moogie, Moogie
I\'m so puny
Can you help me out?
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
if I wasn\'t such a spoony
Can you help me out?

People think that I am kind, but sometimes I feel so confined
Soon I go mad
But if I hear a noobie plea, I simply cannot turn and flee
I will go mad!
I have to run, I have to go
But I simply cannot say \"no\"
To help noobs with no sense of shame, \"how do I play the stupid game?\"

Moogie, Moogie, Moogie
Screams the noobie
Can you help me out?
Moogie, Moogie, Moogie
I\'m so puny
Can you help me out?
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
if I wasn\'t such a spoony
Can you help me out?

Moogie, Moogie, Moogie
Screams the noobie
Can you help me out?
Moogie, Moogie, Moogie
I\'m so puny
Can you help me out?
Aha-ahaaa
All the things I could do
if I wasn\'t such a spoony
Can you help me out?

Can you help me out?

[FESFES]

Originally posted by Waylander
Which song is that parodying FESFES?

And very nice Jadd.

You forgot and very nice FESX2
Its a parody of indagada da vida by Iron Butterfly
(close but not exact)

[Cyberchu]

Someone should sing them and submit them to the Planeshift radio station
P.S
I can\'t sing so someone else has to do it

[Moogie]

Hahah, awesome

And Cyberchu, I\'d love to hear that... volunteers anyone?

[Adeli]

these are really good Jadd. Good work.
Nice Guild song FES^2.

[FESFES]

Thanks^^
I never thought of it as a guild song though......
I might stick it on the site somwhere

[dfryer]

\"In the metal mili-tia, baby\" fits the meter better than \"In the garden of the militia, baby\" IMO

Just a suggestion

[Monketh]

Clawhand\'s Song

Ooooh, Clawhand was a Jolly Fellow,
He liked the people to be mellow,
and when they didn\'t, he would say,
\"Why are you not happy today?\"

Clawhand, the defenders he did found~
To drive evil into the ground!
He fought Assassins great and powerful,
and brought them to meet the shedevul.  [Laanx]

Old Gil he did fight, for the right, with his might,
To banish his ways somewhere out of sight!

But this tale ends sadly hence,
For Ol\' Clawhand was killed in a fence!*  [Swordfight]

Woe is to ~Ooooooooold ~ ClawHaaaaaaaaand.