[[In five more installments.
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Monketh comes back out and pounds the sign back into the ground, using his special field *edit* kit.
Monketh- "As you were, citizens."
Scene eight.
~And me without my flyswatter~
Moogie yells at the sky- "It's about damn time! Do you know how long you left us standing here listening to 'pink pink pink...?!"
Valbrandr- "I concur. I don't care if you haven't had a nap in over forty hours, making people wait is rude."
The sky does not answer, being far to busy idly playing with a few clouds and enjoying the warmth of the bright sun drifting slowly across said sky.
Moogie- "Fine, if you don't want to answer, you can just...wait...why is there a sky? And a sun? This isn't part of the PS setting. Weren't we just in an 'odd temple'?"
Val- "He is obviously delusional from lack of sleep, I mean, look at all the typos."
The sky disappears rather quickly, suddenly, swiftly and any other synonyms meaning something being changed in hope that casual observers would not notice such a blatent mistack.
Val- "There's those typos again. Um...I seem to remember saying 'uh o'?. Shouldn't there be something to 'uh oh' about?"
Moogie- "Ya. Why did you say that? And why is your name just 'Val' now?"
Fine damnit. Just leave me alone. I'm tired. Moogie and
Valbrandr stand as they where before, in the odd temple, in the Stone Labyrinths, in Yliakum, in the PS setting, in trouble.
Moogie- "I guess that explains the 'uh oh'."
*pink pink pink*
Valbrandr- "Uh oh."
Moogie- "That's being redundant. Holy crap! He just spelled 'redundant' without resorting to a spell checker!"
The sound in question comes from a kinda pretty snow globe bouncing across the flat stone floor.
Moogie- "Took you long enough to get to the point."
Moogie seems overly sarcastic. She suddenly loses the ability to read this, although it is quite uncertain why she could in the first place, as she never could before.
Valbrandr- "Like I said, you're delusional"
Valbrandr also suddenly loses the ability to read it, leaving them both completely in the dark.
Moogie- "Hey! Who turned out the lights?!"
The lights come back on, but the two of them...whatever... I'm too tired to cover everthing. Just go with me on this. The kinda pretty snow globe bounces over to a ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person and hops into a mug grasped by a piece of the fabric.
Ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person- "S'up?"
Moogie- "Not much."
Valbrandr- "Dido."
Ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person- " 'Nothing' ? 'Nothing' , tra la la?"
Moogie, rolling her eyes in exasperation- 'Oh come on, now. If you're going to start quoting lines directly from the movie, you might as well go to bed. And before you say anything about me reading, he/it said that out loud, so it doesn't count. And third, it doesn't even make any sense! Neither of us even said 'nothing'."
Ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person- "Um, excuse me?"
Moogie- "And another thing. Why did you pick me to be in your stupid parody? I'm sure I never gave you permission. Why not Kiva, or Karyuu, or I don't know... SOMEBODY? Why is it always me?"
Ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person- "Hellooo?"
Moogie- "You just think you can grab whoever's character you want and do with it as you like. Who knows what you have been writing about us that you
haven't been posting. I'm not sure I like the thought of that. I don't know what kind of sick sadistic things you are capable of writing?"
Valbrandr- "Ah...you prob'ly don't want to read his stories then. I think I see where he is going with the next one, and the last one had
that one scene."
Moogie- "Hush! I'm ranting. Where was I? Oh yes. You try to make yourself look all intelligent and superior, but I'm sure more than one person on the forum can see through that. Just because people tell you that you are a great writer doesn't mean that you actually are. Did you ever consider that they may just be being polite? Your ego has been swelling from the moment you stepped on this forum. You think I don't remember that 'sea-sick' incident? And then saying that
I owe
you a post? I think
you owe us and apology. Walking into the RP forum like you own the place, trying to insult all the guilds without their noticing? Oh yes, you think that we are all ignorant of the original reason behind your precious 'Sheeples'. And you got away with it too! And I make a little post..."
Ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person- "HEY!! Are you ignoring me on purpose?"
Valbrandr- "Sorry, she's like that sometimes."
Moogie- .........
Moogie suddenly looks quite angry and annoyed as her voice ceases to make any noise.
Valbrandr, very very warily- "Uhh...you done Moogie?"
Moogie grinds her teeth...loudly. Whether this is an old habit or new may never be known except to those who knew Moogie before her bad hair day.
Ragged heap of disgusting clothing that might be a person- "Well, I'm tired of waiting. Do you have any idea how hot this ragged heap of disgusting clothing is? I'm sweating like a pig in here."
The ragged heap of disgusting clothing is thrown back revealing...a sweat soaked XORDAN! He pulls off a shower cap and his hair springs back to its normal luxurious proportions. He gives it an experimental shake, magically creating some wind for it to blow in. After another moment, he creates a full length mirror to gaze at himself in.
Valbrandr- "You look fine, pretty boy. Aren't ya supposed to be threatening us or something?"
Xordan, after one last fluff of his hair- "Oh yes...sorry, I almost forgot."
Valbrandr- "No problem."
Moogie- ..... Even though Moogie can't talk, she still gives that 'this is ridiculous' pose that all women are so good at.
Xordan- "It is getting kinda ridiculous. I mean, look at all you have written and you still haven't got to the point."
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The next character who attempts to read any thing after this sentence without permission immediately and infinitely painfully bursts into flame.
Xordan- "Ah...that doesn't sound pleasant. I don't like reading anyhow. Ah yes, on to the threats. Just what is that thing you have, Val?"
Valbrandr- "Um...well, it is a ring of the past that Moogie here gave me so that I would betray you and lead her to your castle and likely try to help defeat you in some horrible way."
Xordan- "You're very honest, you know. You are supposed to be leading her back out."
Valbrandr- "Well, I offered, but this ring was so damn tempting. If you have something better, I could probably try to trick her into following me back out to some horrible death."
Moogie, stomping her foot and realizing she can read this without bursting into flame, and can speak again if she promises not to rant anymore- ..............
Moogie raising her eyebrow as her tail flicks in irritation- ............
Moogie, as everyone waits impatiently- .........
Moogie, as....- "FINE! I promise! Happy now? All right, you two, I am right here. You can't just talk about plans in front of the person they are against."
Xordan- "Ok, I'll just threaten you outright. Val, if I find out that you have been helping Moogie again, I shall toss you straight into the Shallow Puddle that Will Make You Smell Somewhat Like Bananas for the Rest of Your Life...or Next Tuesday, Whichever Come First."
Valbrandr- "NO! Not that! Anything but the Shallow Puddle that Will Make You Smell Somewhat Like Bananas for the Rest of Your Life...or Next Tuesday, Whichever Come First! Please m'lord, have mercy!"
Xordan, distracted by his flowing hair- "What? Oh...forgot you were there. The threat stands...unless I'm busy or washing my hair or something. Then I'll probably let you off. By the way Moogie, how do you like my hair?"
Moogie- ?"hat isn't relevant! Stop combing your hair and pay attention! You are supposed to ask me what I think of your Labyrinth so far. Which is a real pain in the ass!"
Xordan, putting down the comb- "A piece of cake? Lets see how you like this slice."
Moogie- "One little rant...pleeeeease?"
Xordan ignores Moogie and tosses the kinda pretty snow globe down the hallway. It bursts into a cloud of very frightening looking black and gray swirling smoke. Xordan vanishes with a dramatic toss of his head, sending his hair out in long streamers.
Valbrandr, terrified- "OH NO! The Debuggers!"
Moogie- "What?!"
The smoke rushes forward.
Valbrandr- "RUN!"
They run, but Moogie suddenly laughs sardonically- "Oh, ha ha. Now I get it. Flyswatter...bugs. That was kinda lame, even for him. I wonder if he even knows what 'sardonically' means."
[[The above was a product of almost 40 hours of no sleep, burning eyes, not enough real food, a little bit of a sugar high- but not enough, that floating head feeling, just watching 'Batman Begins' with that funky theater smell, and I'm sure a few powerful mind controlling hexes thrown at me from Moogie.]]