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-Stop where you are! shouted a voice behind Neo.
Turning around our hero was shocked to see nobody.
-Hey! Where are you? I can't see you!
-We are the 2 ghosts sent here to kill you! (actually we are not ghosts but it seems we lagged when we got here and that rendered us invisible)
-Ghosts? So you plan kill me by cheating because I can't see you? You plan to use hax on me?
-No, way! That would not be honourable, we will show our true form to you! (hold on, got to reload the client, we'll be right back)
-Then show thyself ghost!
-Ok here we are, get ready to die!
-What?
-Get ready to die!
-Why?
-Because we are here to kill you!
-Why?
-Because somebody sent us to.
-Why?
-Stop that!
-Ok, ok, but… why?
-Because you are annoying! (and besides, what you do is called spamming and you will be muted)
-I see… so… what do you want from me?
-Nothing!
-Then why do you want to kill me?
-Because we were ordered to!
-By whom?
-OMG man! Are you always like that? Now I can see why people want to kill you. Ok, enough words! Get ready to fight!
> Ghosts fell to the end of the world and died.
-Hmm. It seems that they were really ghosts after all, they just passed trough the floor. Well let's get back to my assignment.
-I wonder what door is this key for... Hmmm.. there is a label on it... WTH? This label is unreadable!
“Neo asks: Hello, it seems I have a problem with reading a label… Can anybody help me?”
“Advisor: Hello, you should try to use the command /repaintlaebls”
“Neo asks: It doesn’t work”
“Advisor: Sorry, it was /repainlabels actually. (Laanx-damned typos :s)”
“Ok, thank you, that worked”
“Advisor: You are welcome.”
"Third house after the tavern (the one with gray rooftop)". Oh, this is helpful, let's do that jump trick again and land on that rooftop.
>You fell down and died.
-Crap! I forgot fall damage was on again, well, here we go again.
~After 20 minutes of walking in the death realm, searching for a way out~
-I hate this running speed they implemented lately, this is not running, it is actually walking :s. Well, here I am, let's try the door. (I wonder why I didn't teleported out of DR... hmmm... anyway, what's done is done)
With a "click" the door opens and a bright light comming from inside almost blinds Neo.
The ingame music changes to a crescendo and the game crashes.
> Loading Game
> Requesting World
> Loading World
> Requesting region
> Loading Characters
> Loading region
-My eyes! Help, I'm blind!
-Oh, don't worry, it will pass in a few moments, it is nothing serious. By the way, do you like my new flashlight? I plan to use it in the wild because it is so dark there... or in the death realm... but then again I never go out of this room so I guess I spent those trias for nothing. But this is the problem with the home shopping channels. You just can't stop buying stuff...
-Ummm... hello, are you ummm... *pulls a piece of paper out of his pockets* Tcetihcra?
-Yes, I am... *pulls a piece of paper out of his pockets* Tcetihcra, but you can call me The Architect. Sorry about that paper thing but they changed my name quite recently and it takes some time getting used to it ^_^. Please, have a sit. Opps, sorry, I forgot I have the only chair in this room but anyway, sitting is not implemented so I guess it is ok to stand. How have you been lately?
-Umm... I've been fine, fighting trepors, camping glads, chasing clackers... Hey! Stop trying to distract me! I'm here for a purpose, and all this chit-chat isn't, I think, helping me to find out what that purpose is...
-Would you like a coffee?
-No, thank you I had one already, after I fought those trepors in Ojaveda. Man! That was a hell of a fight, there were trepors comming from all over, a lot of people got killed, I took my swords out and... Hey! You are distracting me again. Stop doing that! I would like to know though why am I here.
-Everything at his time my son, everything at his time. So, what do you think about the recent developments in Yliakum? It seems sentinels ummm... trepors are swarming all over the place lately and ....
~After a few hours of useless-and-boring-talking-about-nothing....~
-I'm sorry but I'll have to go soon, (it is 5 AM here and I have to wake up at 7 AM). Can you please tell me why am I here?
-Oh, ok, you see, I never move from this room... This can be sometimes boring... So I thought, why not have a few guests come over to chat a bit? I must confess that this idea was a good one, I had a great fun having you here *smiles widely*. So I made some keys and gave them to the Artisan who is a friend of mine. The rest of the story you know...
Neo felt the anger building up inside him and bursted shouting:
-By the gods! This "The One" thing is starting to piss me off! I had enough of you people, first that Oracle messes up my computer, then I meet a guy that gives me a key and then goes afk eatting, and then you, keeping me awake until 5 AM with boring stories and all this part of a "quest to save Yliakum"! I'm calling in sick... no! better yet! I QUIT! You can find another "One" that fights trepors that eat trough the walls of a tavern or another "One" to keep you entertained! I QUIT!
-Calm down lad, and stop shouting please, whispered the architect. They will hear you! Besides, if I were you, I wouldn't quit... I mean, did you read the script? Do you even know what happens in "Behind the blue pill Reloaded"?
-I didn't read the script and I never will, I told you, I quit! shouted Neo slamming the door behind him. But as he was rushing towards the tavern to get his well deserved and long waited sleep the words of the architect kept comming back in his head, disturbing his angry thoughts: "Do you even know what happens in "Behind the blue pill Reloaded"?". What will happen in "Behind the blue pill Reloaded"? What is the thing that drives us? I'll take a quick look at the script before I'll go to bed, thought Neo and he opened the envelope containing the whole script. He skipped the part where he was fighting ulbers, the oracle and everything that happened in part 1, he even skipped the part 2 which have turned out to be a fiasco, maybe because he didn't read the script, and started reading sections of "Behind the blue pill Reloaded". "Yliakum under attack by trepors... ", "it is inevitable mister... ", "I killed you" "You destroyed me", "...because there are so many of me", "Neo makes love to Trinity... ", "-Die trepor, die!", "Load those sling shots!" sections and sections of the story passed before his eyes, action, adventure drama... WAIT! Rewind! "Neo makes love to Trinity... " What? Wow! Now this is a scene worth dying for, worth listening to boring stories for, I'm in! I will NOT quit! How can I quit when there is such a great future in store for me? Ummm... I mean, fighting agents, splitting rain drops with my fist, saving Yliakum... I can't wait for the next episode! But first, I need some sleep, I need to be rested before this great heroic deeds, said Neo jumping in bed and as the sleep was slowly taking him away (from keyboard) he kept mumbling: Trinity... Oh Trinity... Yes my dear, I'll kill that trepor for you... Trinity...
~To be continued of course~
What happened in this episode behind the curtains:
The architect fell asleep twice while telling his stories. Neo didn't noticed that because he was asleep too.
A trepor from the pack that was attacking the tavern in Akkayo got away and hid in one of the warehouses.
The bodies of 10 newbies were found in the rat warehouse with horrible teeth marks on they're bodyes and people are still searching for the one responsible for the massacre. A Ylian is being questioned as we speak.
Brado wasn't actually killed, he just fainted and the "party" in the tavern continued for a few more hours until the developers fixed the Energy glyph quest bug. After that people lost interest in that tavern.
A big amount of Energy glyphs flooded the market and there were rumors about people being filthy rich. Since there was nothing to do with money though, there were reports about people dying from too many drinks and people that drowned trying to bathe in trias.
The klyros that had to go to school right in the middle of the Energy glyph marathon committed suicide soon after returning home. On his farewell note he wrote "They've fixed it... I'll never be rich so there is no point in living anymore" *On his body there were no trias so police is still searching for the place where he hid them. Asked about the whereabouts of the missing treasure a police official replied: "We have some ideas about where he hid the loot but I'm not telling because I plan to quit the force and open a enki restaurant after I find it."
Another clacker caught fire in the Kada El's kitchen making people wonder what is wrong with those clackers catching fire all the time and creating a massive hysteria in the "Save the clackers" comunity.
15 guilds were created and after a short while of mass recruiting were disbanded.
A couple of organizations that stand for the protection of animals organized a protest march for the "whole bunch of trepors killed in the tavern attack" and of course for the clacker that caught fire in Kada El's kitchen. The protest march ended when the mobs encountered 2 ulbernauts on Ojaroad. There is no report for survivals and the policemen who were sent to search for them got caught with the search for treasure mentioned before.
10 bugs were fixed and another 20 new ones affect the lives of Yliakum citizens.
20 Server crashes occurred during this episode.
A klyros fell to his death from the windowless tower. Questioned right after he escaped the death realm he said "Dude, bungee rocks. I hope next time I'll remember to bring the bungee cord too"
[ Edited for language. --Karyuu ]