An Open Letter to the female characters of planeshift

[Candy]

Well if you really want to get into it, what's with all the hairy women? enkis==stupid. The female models look good but the concept is flawed.

Hey, some people are just into that.

[Ebonwumon]

Mmm.... kitties~

I'll be in my bunk.

[MishkaL1138]

Well if you really want to get into it, what's with all the hairy women? enkis==stupid. The female models look good but the concept is flawed.

It's fine you don't like furries, but don't say they're stupid. Especially when it's you who is stupid

[Sangwa]

Haha Bilbous, these dudes are so clueless!

[bilbous]

Here ya go ya freaks
here is another, poor girl
First one is likely fake. Second one is all too real.
All the same people should be judged by who they are and not what they look like.

[Aramara Meibi]

Here ya go ya freaks
here is another, poor girl
First one is likely fake. Second one is all too real.
All the same people should be judged by who they are and not what they look like.

ummm, the first one is obviously a wookie.

[Mariana Xiechai]

Agreed, surprisingly. Very much agreed.

[Zalya]

The second one is also 12... What are you trying to say?

[bilbous]

Don't get me wrong, I don't think the menkis are any better. They don't even look as nice (to me).

Life is hard enough without looking like this guy Sad but true.

Whatever floats your boat. Too many enkidukai, not enough smooth, smooth kran.

[Phantomboy86]

Forced to agree. Far to many enkidukai, not enough smooth, smooth, easily fooled kran.

[Cold Soul]

OH Good GAWD !

   is this really an issue??

It is. It is one of the dumbest and most annoying aspects of RPGs. In almost every RPG there is, female warriors have some form of sexualised armor that looks completely impractical, and it pisses me off because it treats the player like a horny 14 year old.

I was playing 2 paladins in Temple of Elemental Evil once. One male and one female. They were supposed to be shinning examples of virtue and purity. After some adventuring I acquired enough money to buy chain-mail for both of them. I equipped the chain-mail on my man. He looked stunning and powerful in his protective metal coverings. Then I equipped it on my female. It turned into "Victoria Secret lingerie: Chain-mail edition". At this point I quit the game, because it was obvious this partnership wouldn't work out.

[Sarras Volcae]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTGh0EMmMC8

[Tessra]

Dear Planeshifters...

Never underestimate the effectiveness of the "battle-kini" in full combat situations.  See below:
http://static2.aintitcool.com/images2008/anime/onechanbara.jpg
Said battle-worthy garment is surely designed first and foremost with the protection of a female's most valuable assets in mind!  How could anyone doubt such a thing?  Tsk tsk.  All my female characters have their armor specially designed and crafted by The very same Designer who made the Akkaio female tribal gear.  Nevermind the overwhelming vulnerability to the sides, back, legs, arms, neck, front, bottom... it gives EXCELLENT mobility, and doesn't hamper agility like some other armors.  Not to mention, it never interferes with tanning, or being overweight.  All in all, it's a perfectly acceptable battle attire!

Sincerely,
She who dances for Gartheiz on the weekends.

 

[Phantomboy86]

Dear Planeshifters...

Never underestimate the effectiveness of the "battle-kini" in full combat situations.  See below:
http://static2.aintitcool.com/images2008/anime/onechanbara.jpg
  All my female characters have their armor specially designed and crafted by The very same Designer who made the Akkaio female tribal gear. 

*Travosh wonders when he got hammered enough to make the Akkaio tribal gear

[Tessra]

I'd remind you... but it would probably make Caraick make this face again: