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Fan Area => Roleplaying (Communitive Storywriting) => Poetry, Comedy, and other. => Topic started by: bilbous on October 08, 2007, 03:30:00 am
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It has sloping sides, water at the bottom; and when Talad sits on the throne everything inside goes dark!
:oops:
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You have a weird kind of imagination ;)
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It has sloping sides, water at the bottom; and when Talad sits on the throne everything inside goes dark!
:oops:
xD
I seriously lol'ed...
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*drum rimshot*
Bilbous, I just hope this isn't your characters new religious theory on why The Crystal Eclipse happened. :lol:
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Strange thoughts occur at 4:30 am. My character has no religious theories, he has tall tales. Believe them at your own risk, discount them completely at a greater risk! I long to see the day when an anti-Talad NPC tells that joke. I suppose it is not quite within the bounds of the settings.
Kran should have earthy humor shouldn't they?
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Kran should have earthy humor shouldn't they?
Yes, like "Why did rock talk to rock?"
"Because it was not rock, it was Kran"
:P Lame
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It has sloping sides, water at the bottom; and when Talad sits on the throne everything inside goes dark!
:oops:
wierd...but \\o//
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It’s like open mic night at The Hydlaa Giggle Factory! :D
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An MC rushes onto the stage “Bilbous and Socius Rockus everybody! How ‘bout those two?”
Scattered applause from the crowd, a few whistles of approval, and one large Ynnwn drunkenly shouting, “Take it off!”
The MC looks down at a piece of paper in his hand “Next we have the comic styling of Mr. Shecky Sheboygan!” He tries to amp up the crowd by clapping loudly… no one in the crowd follows suit.
Shecky runs out onto the stage enthusiastically. “Gooooood Moooorning Hy-d-laaaa!”
The ragtag members of crowd look confused. “What?” “I don’t get it?” “Isn’t it still night?”
Shecky shrugs it off. “I was in Oja the other day.”
A drunken female screams “Wooooo Ojjjjaaaaveda. Quintahl Break, Year 750!”
“-And I walked up to this Enki and said, ‘Hey buddy, why did the kikiri cross the road?’ The guy turned to me, a look of sadness in his eyes; feathers stuck all over his muzzle and said, ‘You mean I missed one?’
A collective groan is heard from the crowd before erupting with “Booo!” “You suck!” And one guy shouting “Take it off.”
Smiling like a madman Shecky bows and says, “Thank you! You’ve been a great crowd!” A half-full (half-empty? :P) mug of ale flies just over his head. “And remember to tip your waitresses!”
Shecky hits the deck, narrowly avoiding a thrown waitress.
The waitress stands up, dusts herself off and dives into the crowd in a rage. “What’d you do that for you creep!? “ She starts choking a one-eyed Xacha. “And you only tipped me 2%?!”
The crowd erupts in a riot and the guards rush in to clear the place. Shecky crawls off stage right, runs out the back entrance… and is never heard from again.
30 minutes, 11 arrests, and 4 criminal charges later…
The MC steps back up on the stage “How’d you like the excitement folks? Never a dull night at The Giggle Factory.” Looking down at piece of paper, “Next on the mic, we have…”
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Positively hilarious, Marqsaynt, especially the 'Take it off!' bit. Didn't realize that you had such a knack for comedic writing.
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Marqsaynt, that was almost pythonesque in the sheer hilarious randomness
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I laughed so much at this and it reminded me very much of Bilbous so I thought I'd post it here.
http://www.explosm.net/comics/949/
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gahhh Marq, how long did it take you to think of that? that's funny!