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General Discussion / An Open Application to the Planeshift GM Team
« on: June 17, 2011, 12:33:58 am »
I recently applied to the Planeshift GM team, and I did it in the form of a >1500 word open letter. You can view it here, and post in this thread and express your interests in me being a GM to the GM team.

https://docs.google.com/document/pub?id=1RN9bMVNBIR-CBeTtsY_4FkGbvrHw1nKlrX-5sEggx7g


EBON 4 GM!

P.S. Remember: When everyone agrees, it makes the jobs of those in positions of power that much easier. So if everyone on the forums sends the GMs a private message expressing their desire for me to be on the team, their job is so much easier. ... Right?

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Before I begin, it should be noted that this applies to all female characters, not necessarily players. I suppose it could be about male characters too, but I haven't experienced them exhibiting the behaviour described below.

Dear Female Characters,

Leather armour looks like this:



It is not skin tight, revealing every curve of your Laanx-sculpted body. It is not hoplessly revealing and cut so that your cleavage shows through to tempt all those that of the male variety that walk by. That would be latex:



If you stab any one of those ladies, their clothing will rip, they will bleed, then they will die. And so will you, if you are dressed like that.

Now, I'm not saying you should not dress like that. That's wholly your option, and I support your decision 100%. But stop kidding yourself. You're not wearing leather armour and it affords you no protection. It does however, afford you a dominant look when you stand over your masochistic partner as he grovels at your feet begging his mistress to do her will.

Sincerely,

Someone who has tired of your nonsense.

P.S. Kaerli, no, you can't look "still beautiful" when you're built like a tank, scarred to hell, carrying at least three times your weight (which is considerable, and almost all muscle, so no nice curves) in weapons and armour. If I think armour is beautiful, I'll marry one of the guards in Bronze Doors, thank you.

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General Discussion / Nostalgia Thread
« on: January 21, 2011, 09:35:51 pm »
So I was just kicking it old school in the Planeshift channel, telling stories of the great fun times that I used to have in Planeshift when a bunch of nostalgia happened at me in a way that is big. So I decided to anbay vadeeay (lol, look at my secret code there) and create an account to make a super special awesome nostalgia thread.

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<Ebonwumon> Man, I remember when I first joined PS.
<Pizik> ditto
<Ebonwumon> My first major experience ingame was killing getting annoyed that these fenkis were spawn camping the rogue on the road in oja.
<Ebonwumon> So when they left for a second to go cash in the goods and train and crap, I jacked their rogue.
<Ebonwumon> So I was like trolololol I'm killin ur rogue and it's awesome.
<Ebonwumon> Then they came back and they're like, "The hell are you doing touching that rogue, that's ours"
<Ebonwumon> And I'm like, "That's odd, because I'm killing it"
<Ebonwumon> And they're like "Your name is stupid, what are you a girl?"
<Ebonwumon> [my last name was perriwinkle]
<Ebonwumon> And I called them fat.
<Ebonwumon> Then we got into a fight, and I was killed in not two seconds.
<Ebonwumon> And they're like, "And if we see you around oja again, we'll just beat the crap out of you on sight"
<Ebonwumon> And that was how I met Allola.

It's funny because Allola was crazy angry like hulk smash type thing and when it happened at you, you were all like "lol, umad uummaaaadd" and she was all like GRAAAH I'M BILL O'REILLY.

True story.

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