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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: ravenrise on November 17, 2009, 10:03:54 pm
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I want a forum game.
So I made one.
The object is to justify killing the person who posted before you.
You can post more than once and the reasons don't have to make much sense.
I'll go first
I'm the first post!
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I kill him for being too happy.
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i kill ravenrise for making this dumb game :D
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I kill Sarras for being so cruel to kill ... uuhm ... darn. Kill me too.
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I kill Ligh so i can those other two with his guts :lol:
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Socius Rockus dies for omitting a word (or possibly multiple words, in which case it must be a painful death).
>:}
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I kill Kieve for worshiping a false god.
* Rigywn ducks
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(http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/funny-pictures-cat-wonders-where-to-put-body.jpg)
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I kill Rigwyn because it's PS...a quick jog through the death realm and everything will be ok! ;D
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*Sillamon clears his throat and says with a reserved smile "I kill PhoenixRizin because he needs a good butt kicking"
Xiosia bless my son... Xiosia bless.
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Haha i get to kill 2 people: first off i will kill Neko, since nobody else wants to, how will i kill him...well chocolate should do it :devil:. I will kill Sillamon by disabling his ability to clear his throat, :innocent: therefor causing him to choke on his own mucus.
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I will utterly slaughter Geoni for being too nice. DIE! :@#\
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i will kill BloodedIrishman for not being scottish! I KILL J0o with meh pickaxe! :devil:
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I lure Lilura into a kran trap with a crystal
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I slide a spear up the leg and torso of garoninja's bronze armor and pull it out the neck opening. Next I roast him over a fire listening to an occasional sizzle and pop as the juices drip from his armor into the bed of coals below.
Why ? Uh ... Because I'm planning on making a nice meat pate to serve at the antique show at the explorer's outpost.
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I discover garoninja with a nightingale floor, combined with bamboo darts...
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Darn, Rigwyn was faster.
In that case, I slice Rygwyn with a steam powered Katana (from the Mythbusters experiment - cutting a chaingun rifle).
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I kill Ligh for the second time, cause first time went wrong somehow :sorcerer:
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I kill Socius Rockus for being funnier than I am.
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I kill bloodedirishman for not dieing the first time.
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I return from the Death Realm and lure Ravenrise into my Kran trap with a circle
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i pull out my platinum sabre and stab garo with it because he tried to trap me
/me begins to eat the platinum sabre
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I smash Lilura with a sledgehammer, to make a rockery because...I like the way krans fall down dead.
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[[FEONU]] I make sure to knock angstrom out before Lilura completes her fall, and sets angstrom's body on the designated falling point of Lilura, so that he splatters beneath his own murder, therefor i did'n' do et'!
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I come back to life, sneak up behind Geoni, draw a dagger and stab him through the back. I drag his corpse over to the other corpses and throw him on top.
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I drown bloodedIrishman in a vat of the world's most fabulous beer. \\o//
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I resurrect again and slap Anumesa to death with my dictionary for stealing my idea and being faster.
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I set LigH on fire for not staying dead the first several times. :devil:
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I look down at Kieve from the side of a cliff and then, timing my actions carefully, roll an enormous boulder off the edge and onto his head.
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I cover Rigwyn in breadcrumbs and throw him to some particularly bad tempered ducks.... :-\
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I explode upon death and kill both Rigwyn and angstrom for failing to name WHY the other person deserves to die!
*ahem*
The object is to justify killing the person who posted before you.
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http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=3418269
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Ahem! Angstrom returns from DR and spots Timmothy Perriwinkle.
He glues Timmothy's feet to the bottom of a perspex box and force feeds him vast quantities of laxative. Eventually Timmothy drowns in his own excrement. :o
And why? To stop the rest of us drowning in his excrement..... ;D
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Rigwyn sneaks up on angstrom and bashes him over the head with a battle hammer that he *borrowed* from alce martlet
Because his name sounds strangely familiar.
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/me Casts flaming Ulbernauts on Rigwyn for being an outlaw
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I use a very large ACME catapault to launch a bolder at One and only tanner for lighting those poor Ulbernauts on fire.
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I hog tie ravenrise then hang him from the tree and wait for an angry Ulbernaught
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[ And why did you do that, garoninja? - That's the main point here. ]
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because he was bored
/me pokes LigH and garo till they bleed to death
I kill garo because i suspect he was the one who came up with the idea to engrave 'kick me ' on my back and I kill LigH for not killing garo!
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[Ok i came up with a reason. I kill Ravenrise for some how getting a catapult into Ylaikum It was a witch/wizard trial]
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In cartoon fashion I drop an anvil on garo's head for not killing anyone in his last post an using brackets
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:o (Brackets are fun!)
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I kill ravenrise by attaching his leg to the anvil before he dropped it - for the Wile E. Coyote effect (imagine the head staying there until the anvil dropped, then following).
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I kill LigH by showing him his reflection. :devil: (The glass shattering took the killing blow from me, however...) :oops:
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[ Heh, like "The Shadow" taking the psycho powers from Khan... ]
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i kill ligh for using brackets, not killing andorhas, and being a nerd
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I chop off Sarras' head and throw it into a trepors mouth for not capitalizing her 'i'.
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I impale bloodedIrishman for not putting an apostrophe in trepor's.
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/me squeezes fresh juice out of Sarras and hands it to Alf for not capitalizing his "L" and his "H".
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*Garosan sqeezes LigH to make more juice out of him because he didnt make enough for Garo*(better?)
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i drown garoninja in ligh juice because he didn't do it better
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I pick up LigH's body and beat Sarras with it for drowning my guildy
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I drop lilura in a bath of acid for having a 'Worshiper of Lilura' sig.
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I beat angstrom with a yak because the word "yak" was on his sig.
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I let loose one dozen killer rabbits on Dralion1221 for having a post count under 100
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I throw derwoodly to the Ulbers for having over 100 posts
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I throw derwoodly to the Ulbers for having over 100 posts
I kill Garoninja with a light arrow an a Garo mask.
*Rolls eyes, thinking about how constantly those things annoyed me in Zelda Majora's Mask.
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I throw thousands upon thousands of pebbles at the speed of light at Geoni, turning him into dust. I did this because you ate my apple pie.
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i run /death area:forums:99999999
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/me fries weltall (including his wings) for not telling us any reason to exterminate the forums.
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I return from the Death Realm after having been killed by weltall's fourm kill then i kill LigH for not putting BBQ sauce on weltall's wings.
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Rigwyn is sitting in the plaza with a ginormous green helium balloon which is tied to a huge anvil. The anvil as a result feels fairly light. Upon seeing Garosan pass thought the plaza he recalls the time when Garosan came after himself and Cerryce with a sword so he sneaks up and affixes the balloon to the back of Garosan's armour and then detaches the anvil from the balloon using a small sharp knife. The Balloon sails upwards and Garosan is pulled dangerously close to the crystal. Fortunately the balloon pops before getting too close. As his body falls from the sky, it glistens with reflected Azure light. Helplessly his arms and legs flail and grasp to no avail. With a crunch, thud and a loud clang he connects with the pavement. A small quantity of fresh juice splashes out of the armor's openings. A red puddle grows beneath him and seeps into the cracks of the pavement as his body fades away.
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/me squishes Rigwyn's head under the anvil because he talked too much... [ No, really, that was a funny and entertaining explanation! :D ]
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sends killer art bugs to ligh. deserves you well don't touch klyros!
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Rigwyn kills Weltall by chopping him into an infinite number of pieces with his spiffy new Polished Longsword of ZeroDivision because he foolishly thinks he can get away with it.
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does
float sword;
gets inf and saves himself :)
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i sneak into weltall's mother's basement and find him snacking on geek-a-bix. i knock him out with his monitor, tie him to a chair, attach a bomb to his computor, and casually walk away as his mother's house explodes.
*lights a cigar*
i don't like nerds.
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removes all ps client files from sarras pc. deserves you well.
oh and throws sarras in a box, seals it and sends it away.
btw i'm not in a basament :P
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I kill push weltall off a cliff and tell him if he wants to live hes got to fly! Oh, wait. :devil:
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I run bloodedIrishman over with a bulldozer cause I thought the devil emote was possessing him. :whistling:
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flies and saves himself see ya!
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i turn the gravity up and weltall plummets to the earth. and dies. because i don't like noobs who try to wiggle out of sicheeayshuns.
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applies ^ -1 to what sarras just did to the gravity
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/me checks his sabres and notices they could use some polishing.
/me polishes his sabres by plunging them repeatedly into Weltall until they are shiny again.
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I pick up weltall and repeatedly plunge him into playbetter until weltall's body is shiny.
I did this because I care.
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I kill ravenrise for creating this game because it has gotten Garo killed multiple times.
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I smash Garoninja with an anvil just to add to the count of how many times he's died. ;D
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I tie a sack over Dralion1221's head and shove him/her? off a cliff in bronze doors because I was gunna eat that anvil!
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I turn Lilura into a new forge for Harniquist becuase she only wanted the anvil not to avenge Garo :P
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him/her?
{{Her :)}}
I throw Garo into the forge he made and laugh maniacally because it's not nice to mess with krans.
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I burn Dralion 1221 to death, and then squish all her little baby dragons, and dragon eggs.
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I freeze geoni to death because its opposite day!!!
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I get a shotgun and shoot ravenrise with it cause I thought she was a zombie. :whistling:
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I form the zombie protection league (ZPL) ::| and beat Dralion1221 to death with a dolphin.
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I sic a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal on angstrom for abusing dolphins!
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I strangle Ligh for using a monster that I don't know!
I form the zombie protection league (ZPL) ::| and beat Dralion1221 to death with a dolphin.
{Apparently the ZPL uses zombie proof dolphins :D}
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I stab drallion repeatedly till she is just a small poll of blood because I'M A GUY
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I put ravenrise into a squishing machine, and squish HIM into a smooth meat paste for not stabbing Dralion 1221 to death with good reason!
I sic a Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal on angstrom for abusing dolphins!
I strangle Ligh for using a monster that I don't know!
Sorry ravenrise paste, she should have died for not having read Hitch-hikers Guide To The Galaxy!
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I behead angstrom with an axe, and then butcher his body mercilessly for not killing ravenrise with better reason.
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I behead angstrom with an axe, and then butcher his body mercilessly for not killing ravenrise with better reason.
{sorries! Barely remember a lot of that book......}
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I don't have to kill blooded rishman again coz hes already dead.. So I poke his dead body..
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I poke through Mekora for disturbing the peace of the dead. And for omitting the I of Irish.
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I send LigH to the whale's belly, for some dead wish to be disturbed. But I give him a flashlight so he can read comic books until he's either rescued or digested.
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Rigwyn splits Caedes Innocentium down the middle with an axe for shamelessly spamming the forums to get his/her post count above 5 ;D
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I melt Rigwyn in a bowl of hot chili for not finishing his sentence with a period.
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I squish bloodedIrishman into his bowl for not saving some chili for me! CHILI!!!!!!!!
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I casually grab garoninja's head with both hands, and quickly twist it hard.......
cause he spazzed.....Dral dislikes spazzing.
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I crush Dralion with a HUGE boulder (reminiscent of a full stop [period]) because she used too many in that last post. ;D
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I knock sir 'Glade's head off for being the 95th post on this topic :)
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:'(
And I defenestrate you, Mekora, for having three vowels in your name...it is an offence punishable by death, you know.
I've only just realised I have three vowels in my name IRL :-X
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I've only just realised I have three vowels in my name IRL :-X
XD
I throw Glade in the guillotine and let the blade down upon him cause I'm the executioner when you have three vowels in your name. :devil:
Crap....I have three vowels too......
{{btw I'm a girl! Gee, I really need to put this down somewhere}}
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Dral executes herself for having three vowels in her username. :(
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*Geoni stabs the dead body of Drallion1221, for having the date 12-21 in her name, making me suspect she believes in the end of the world coming in 2012, which makes me angry >:(
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I tell boring stories in the tavern to Geoni until he dies from the pain in his ears. Why? I want to.
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I stab bloodedIrishman to death with raw spaghetti for telling boring stories. :whistling:
(Sorry, Dralion, I've edited it now :) )
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I strangle Glade in his sleep because he somehow stabbed someone with raw spaghetti without breaking it.
But I do it quick since he recognized Im a girl :D
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I leave drallion1221 alone and wait for my death because now she know the pain of being confused for the other gender.
NOT!
Actually I tackle her to the ground, and force feed her to a wolverine!
Then I set the wolverine on fire.
Because she confused me for a girl.
Suck on them apples!
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I cut ravenrise's head off with the parts of a broken knife for taking too much space for a short post.
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And I tickle Yaniel to death with a feather...for...um... *thinks for a while*...killing people without decent reasons. ;D
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I burn Glade in my campfire for lying about me.
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I use Glade for firewood and slowly roast a barbecued ulbernaut over his crackling corpse because I damn well please it.
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I slow roast Bloodedirishman over a firewood made from ulbernauts cause you can't go around using things that aren't firewood for firewood.
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I go on a frenzy by stabbing ravenrise with a needle and syringe, putting air bubbles into the bloodstream. Because I'm mad she/he wasted perfectly good ulbernaut meat just to kill someone!
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I feed Dralion1221 to her own dragons for using a spam and lure signature.
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I kill Ligh by smacking her/him in the head with a V8 bottle too many times.
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I warp Geoni into a netherworld of vengeful LigH's because he has less than 90 posts.
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I pretend I'm a surgeon and remove bloodedirishman's spleen liver heart and brain because killing him is fun!
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I come flying back from the Death Realm becuase Dakkru is getting annoyed with seeing me. I land on Ravenrise and squish him because he started this game and now Garo is being threatend by Dakkru.
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I scare Garo to death by dressing up in a drakku costume because its stupid to fear death if you just come back.
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I kill Raven Rise for having tainted silver :devil:
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I kill Mekora by boiling her in a vat of tainted silver because they showed no interest of joining the guild Tainted Silver
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I chop Ravenrise into little bitty tiny bits and put them in a nice stew with carrots and potatoes and feed it to ulbers for calling Mekora "her" javascript:void(0);
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I don't kill mandrith :innocent: because I'm nice :)
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I stab Mekora in the belly then roast him over a spit because he defied the laws of this game to kill someone.
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I kill Dralion with an army of eeeeevil smileys because....... Well, because he hasn't given me a good reason to yet.javascript:void(0);javascript:void(0);javascript:void(0);javascript:void(0);javascript:void(0); :detective:javascript:void(0);javascript:void(0);
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I kill madmandrith, with the bad gas i got from eating the cheesy stew,
because i m lactose intolerant and someone must die,
because i like cheese
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makes a manwich out of mandrith and gives it to eat to someone. because he's delicius
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Mekora quickly takes that manwhich and eats it up, mmmmm good :). Mekora then trips Weltall down a flight of stairs, for spilling coffe on the server too many times.
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Mandrith pushes Mekora into the automatic "Mekora Juice Maker 3000000000000000"
After 2 minutes, Mandrith drinks some good, fresh Mekora juice. javascript:void(0);
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Jaccas gets a bowl and pours the mekora juice in it, then sneaks up on mandrith,
from behind and pushes his face in it, mandrith drowns in a bowl of mekora.......
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I BBQ in place of Mekoras wings becuase im hungry (Unless your a Ylian. The I just throw you to the Ulbers)
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I stab garoninja with his own sword for killing wrong people.
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LOL :oops:
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Zis is Bob. Bob takes that 'oops!' sign from garoninja's smiley and smashes Yaniel to death with it. Then Bob takes an 'L' off of garoninja's 'LOL' and throws it at his head. garoninja got new headgear!
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/me pushes a large book case over and onto dralion1221 and then hops up and down on it untill kra is sure dralion1221 is dead for makeing bob do your dirty work
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The blue men from Mandrith's hallucinations eat Lilura's spleen, then go back to bothering Mandrith.
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Feonu watches Mandrith kill himself trying to eat Lilura's innards
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Mekora shuves feonu's snuggle down his throat... And sits on him.
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Zonthek squishes Mekora
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{good gods this thread came back to life!} :o
Dral cooks a frag grenade and throws it at Zonthek and ducks behind a reinforced wall.
BOOM
Reason: cause he revived the thread >.>
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Geoni drives a Hummer [kran jeep] into Dralion by accident, killing her upon impact.
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/me Beats Geoni to death with a flaming lobster for failing to provide a justifiable reason to kill someone
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*Sits on Zalya and gives her (or him??? Sorry, I don't know) a GM-powa wedgie!
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lilura force feeds Marathal 1million poisened chocolate chip cookie because she is using her GM powers for evul! :whistling:
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Maisent pokes lilura ;D
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Cuts Maisent's tail and eats it.
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takes a chainsaw and breaks zon
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Ties up and throws every one before Lilura to the Ulbers for not providing a reason for what they have done and the Avenge Lilura. I reserve the rights to poke her!
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Ties up and throws every one before Lilura to the Ulbers for not providing a reason for what they have done and the Avenge Lilura. I reserve the rights to poke her!
So, you have reserved the right to poke Lilura eh ? XD
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Geoni simply stabs Rigwyn in the heart with a sword, but keeps him alive and conscious, so he has to reserve a place in the graveyard. Then Geoni shoots him in the head and throws him in the rightly reserved spot.
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A week later Rigwyn goes topside and searches for geoni.
Spotting kra under a tree he sneaks up behing kra and
raises a sharp dagger high. As he brings it down he sees
something and stops. He hides in a bush. A klyros walks
by, nods at geoni and continues on his way. Rigwyn creeps
out of the bush with a fat carrot and stuffs it into geoni's
mouth and throat choking kra to death.
He wanders off saying "that was for killing me without a reason"
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Tinwei finds kra's body and screams. She sees Rigwyn in the shadows chuckling to himself. Tin pulls out a platinum longsword and a copper claymore (don't ask how she carries this XD) and chops Riggy into a few....thousand pieces.
She wipes the bloody weapons on the grass and puts them away. She goes away to wait for her friend to come back saying, "Ya killed ma friend. Now I killed ya."
{a Tinwei we'll probably never see....possibly :devil:}
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i grow to the size of a skyscraper (square-cube law doesn't apply) and stomp on dralion. gibs galore!
oh ya... did it because being unable to exercise ruined my appetite. so i take it out on younger kids :P
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I kill Sarras for being a sky scraper in a world were they dont exist.
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Roled approaches garoninja (with a small g for a proper name? For shame!) and obliterates him with the synthetic rubberized end of his #2 for spelling skyscraper with an unacceptable interior space and for omitting the ' in don't. Roled takes his role as a student much too seriously, but then again, infractions like garoninja's have always been a death sentence in advanced civilizations.
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lilura sits on Roled and bounces up and down untill the poor lil' fellah is crushed
'Thats for being too studious and i reserve the right to kill garo unless he really deserves it!
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I violently murder lilura for not capitalizing her name. Heck, will I'm at it, might as well go for garoninja too.
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I kill Dracaeon for double murder, and for not having a "happily ever after" ending in the signiture when he/she starts out with "Once upon a time." in his/her signature.
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I kill Geoni by chopping kra into tiny bits and then useing kra's pieces for gravel to go in the bottom of a fish tank..................because it owns a snuggie
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I release toxins into the fish tank and hopes it is a lobster tank so Lilura is poisoned when kra eats kra's crustations.
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I annoy Geoni to death by singing "this is the song that never ends" around him for a whole day.
Because he told me my english teacher doesn't know what she's doing :P
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I kill Dralion1221 by holding her head under water in that fishtank geoni helped me make untill she drowns because there are too many numbers in your name!
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I drop Kilas' abacus on Lilura's hands, crushing her fingers one by one and allowing the pain to kill her for not being able to count above 2, or 4, depending on how you look at it. But she's not looking anymore because the beads of the abacus are bearing down on her like the co-sine of pi prime squared, clouding her third eye and preventing sight: for no quadratic equation will ever be left unavenged! Roled also studies math, but doesn't exactly get it.
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I collect myself in the air out of the fish tank and stone Roled to death, pelting him with each pebble. Why, because I don't get what he doesn't get.
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I grab all of the Geoni pebbles and throw him into a volcano because he fails to spell correctly in his sig. >.>
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I pass Dralion1221 though a meat grinder for leaving all those contagious dragon eggs all over the forum.
Meat pie anyone ? ;D
(http://darwinstable.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/2q8658l.jpg?w=300&h=225)
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I kill Zarvello by drowning her(him?) in a vat of boiling cheese...........Because that pie looks gross
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Um i poison Lilura with veggies cause i agree with her, but i have to add....GROSS! X-/
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I kill Geoni by mining kra and taking out all the precious ores inside kras head that keep kra running because kra thinks veggies are gross. And for not knowing I am MALE!!!! [mwahahahahaha revenge is mine!]
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I rip off Drac's wings, then send him off the eagle head flight learning center for Klyros.
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{the game is alliiivvee!}
I tell Geoni's baby dragons to attack Mekora and then I make zombie dragons out of Dracaeon's eggs and they nom Mekora to death.
All because you aren't giving reasons to kill people. >:(
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/me rips the page and sees Dralion falls off the world and sdies
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it seems dralion actions worked on dracaeon's dragons :P
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Lilura would kill zon but he is already dead so.........Liliura kills weltall by shredding him up and making weltall BBQ for not killling anyone and for trying to delete me! :innocent: :love:
dont hurt me
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executes deletechar lilura... proofless clean and fast! because? YOU DON'T DO BBQ!
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*deletes everybody* i win :D
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*deletes everybody* i win :D
you've deleted yourself too so you lose
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*deletes everybody* i win :D
you've deleted yourself too so you lose
........................i see your point....
flaws need to be worked out :\
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Drags Earowo to see Emor Skelroth who, in turn, colors his fur pink so that he dies of embarrassment.
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lilura dress marathal up in a chicken costume and feeds her to a boa constricter.................because it was funny :whistling:
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earowo is a real man now cus he is pink
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i snipe lilura and earowo from atop a hill. because lilura never died and earowo didn't kill lilura.
then i lay their bodies in front of a fallout shelter's entrance. i strap c4 to their corpses, which will detonate once motion is detected within the blast radius. i hide in the shelter, which stores dried fruit, smuggled irn bru, and a toilet. :)
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I throw a gas grenade into Sarras' shelter, and then as she comes out coughing, an AC-130 passing by blows her up. :devil:
All just because I don't know what irn bru is, and I hate it she's making me go wiki it :P
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/me throws Suati (Dralion1221) off roof of Kada El's and drags her down into the sewers kicking and screaming. He then auctions her off to an eager tribe of Dakkru worshipers who are looking for an offering for the goddess. Casually, returns to the tavens and secretly drops a note on the floor. It reads "Rigwyn, I'll give you 20,000 tria if you whack Suati. Sincerely, Garosan Ringe"
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I shishkabob Rigwyn on my claymore for killing another incocent person and framing me for another thing i didnt do.
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/me rises from the dead and beats garoson to death with his own arm
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/me jabs a frost arangma with a very long stick and flings it at Earawo.
He then brushed his hand off and snorts "That was for not giving a reason"
The screaming stops after a few wicked stings.
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*Marathal takes a plucked Lady Peckerly tail feather and tickles Rigwyn to death for torturing pale pink menkis.
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Lilura pokes marathal's nose so hard that her nose is shoved back into her brain thus killing her. because i wanted to kill her a third time
and because i appreciate her happy earowo?
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/me hits lilura with a warhammer shattering her becuase she killed marathal on gm appreciation week D:<
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*loop kills lady peckerly because it's a database inconsistency
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/me kills weltall becuase trogdar doesnt ever wear pants
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/me beats Earowo to death with a very large purple shovel.
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*kills earowo with trogar loincloth
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/me rises from the dead steals the loincloth and chokes trogdar with it, wear some dang pans!!!! and get that dang army of pantsless weirdos outta hydlaa!!!!
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[SIllamon]
Sillamon accidentally bumps into Earowo knocking him off a steep cliff. He feels around blindly but touches only air. With a slight shrug he walks away humming and shaking his little tin cup merrily, "Alms .. Alms for the poor ! "
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Tinwei walks around in the dark and mistakes Sillamon for a mini ulbernaught. She stabs him in the abdomen with her longsword. She runs away crying, "I killed an ulbie!"
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as earowo falls off a cliff he shouts "not another cliff!!!!!"
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Tinwei walks around in the dark and mistakes Sillamon for a mini ulbernaught.
LOL !!!
/me offers Tinwei a plate of poisonous sand cookies and a large glass of milk. With a glowing smile he chimes, "Eat up precious.." Upon seeing her fall asleep he walks away giggling impishly and mumbling something about the Stonehead Taven.
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Geoni kills Rigwyn for giggling impishly, messing with Tinwei, and poisoning a sand cookie, which is easily determinable to be poisoned. I figure pushing you off the mountain of gug should do it! ;D
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Suati runs by Geoni with her fist in kras direction. Half of kras face chips off and he falls into part of the arena that has maulbernaughts.
All because kra walked on the wrong side of the road exiting Ojaveda. :P
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Me waits at the spawn point and kills
Desparia when she arrives for nearly
Ending the game.
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I brutally murder Rigwyn because I just got back to the forums and it seemed like a good idea
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I kill ravenrise...with this link! (It's just a music video) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0&feature=related)
You are now dead because you have been rick-rolled.
All because nobody killed me last time. >:(
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Her sig says it all ... "Violence is not the answer, wily plotting is." X-/
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/me slices Rigwyn in half for the stupid post :sorcerer:
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A dark cloud forms over the city moments before a loud electric discharge explodes, lighting up the plaza. The two halves of Rigwyn's body rais from the ground and fuse together. The seam scabs over. And then begins to smoke as the scabs vanish into this air. Rigwyn turns to Zon with a sadistic spike and points his finger at him, casting out a howling carakas shaped cloud. The cloud chokes zon rending his body lifeless and soft.
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I shoot Rigwyn's floating, magical body in the back of the head cause that's the way I roll.
And cause he neglected to mention the WHY in his last post.
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I call the winchester brothers and they salt and burn your bones destroying your ghostly spirit, because this is a killing game not a reviving one.
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/me revives himself becuase of what raven said
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I grab your stupid beta sign and beat you with it until you're not only dead, but every bone in your body is shattered because this is my game and I will tell you when it changes and not the other way around!
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/me kills ravenrise for yelling to loud....i beat him to death with a rubber chicken >:D
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I beat Earowo to death with a real chicken for his horrible spelling and lack of capitalization in anything he says
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I beat Mandrith to death with a rock for terrorizing Hydlaa ;D
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I cram a apple into Falcon Avian's mouth and then proceed to roast him for using me to beat mandrith to death
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I mock lilura so meanly and loudly that they eventually die from it. All because he was a rock.
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Lilura beats ravenrise to death with HER/KRA self because ravenrise is a meany
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Esorono kills lilura with a pick axe for being made out of rock.
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Marathal drop kicks Despaira's ghost into the eternal darkness :devil: because she thought I was a guy.
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Esorono kills Marathal by strangling her with a shadow.
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/me kills esorono becuase killing marathal isnt nice..
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lilura kills earowo bye cutting off his ears and then his arms and then his legs and then sparta kicking him off a cliff because i wanted to kill esorono for killing Marathal because i wanted to kill her :'(
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Mandrith clones Lilura, and beats kra to death while saying "Stop hitting yourself!"
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Esorono kills Mandrith again by hitting him with marathal for not eating your vegetables.
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/me kills esorono for no reaosn at all
/me does it by beating him with a carp that he fished himself
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Esorono got bored of Earowo and tied him to his rivnak and makes him run killing Earowo by dragging him across the ground.
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Everazel kills Esorono with a piano wire for never talking to him.
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Vere and Tilaic kills esorono and everazel for not know they exist
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Arms are for hugging, so Geoni kicks you to death.
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Legs are for running, so Mekora headbutts Geoni to death
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heads are for thinking so Earowo tickles you to death
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hands are for typing, so ravenrise body checks earowo off a cliff.
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/me points at Ravenrise from within the crowd and shouts "There he is ! Thats Jacula ! Go get 'em !"
Reason: For shits and giggles
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Bodies are for wimps, so Mandrith sets Rigwyn on fire with his mind
Pryrokineseis WIN!
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You spelled pyrokinesis wrong. Therefore, I chuck books at you until you're dead.
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/me fell off a cliff again....so he drags the last person to have talked with him becuase he is bored..
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Esorono's wing case opens and shoots 20 needles into Earowo killing him. Because he did not give him a cookie.
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/me makes a huge fire that completely fills the dome with a thick, black, poisonous smoke that causes everyone and every creature to whither and die.
The smoke also causes the dome to cool making lide on the upper level impossible.
Why ? Because this game has been going on too long...
Mwahahahaha !
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because Kran breathe much more slowly than other races Lilura doesnt die as quickly as Rigwyn had hoped. Lilura pulls out a very large Claymore engraved with the words 'Voice of Talad' and stabs Rigwyn with it. Why? because lilura is a kran and forgot Rigwyn would die from the poisonous smoke
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[ ;D! Lilura gets a gold star for that one ! Forgot about the Kran ... Was thinking *global cooling* with the black smoke .. but I guess Kran could survive that too ]
/me wanders though the death realm with a wide grin seeing that its packed with boddies blackened with soot and speckled with ash. Some are sobbing, some outraged. He sees his Tinwei on the walkway to the citadel and shoves her off the side while letting out a meek yet sarcastic "Oops-a-daisy !"
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Trekking along slowly behind Rigwyn, Anumesa notices him shove Tinwei off the walkway and takes advantage of his momentary distraction to boot him over the edge as well..
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/me sits in the dome calmly breating in lots of black smoke...
tastes like bacon :D/me kills troggy becuase he cant attack people anymore
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Falcon Avian uses his mouse to drag Earowo into the recycle bin for still not giving Esorono a cookie.
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/me watches as him and the cookie he was GOING to give eso get deleted and disapear.
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*throws Earowo back in time so he would be on earth 4 billion years ago*
He dies because of the lack of oxygen and the high amounts of methane and ammonia.
Sorry I got science class on the brain XD
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Mandrith dumps Tinwei in a vat of water, then dumps a 3 ton block of sodium in.
*BOOM!*
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Geoni knocks Mandrith out, slits his throat, and begins to dissect him.
['Tis what i was doing in Biology today with the crayfish ;D]
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Ravenrise puts on a firefighter outfit and then madly blasts geoni with a hose while cackling insanly for his cruelty to those poor crayfish. (Did you eat them afterward?)
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Esorono throws Sarva at Ravenrise because he can.
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(Ravenrise i should have killed you for asking that question!)
I sit Esorono down and give him a good talking to about throwing people. Esorono has been bored to death.
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Me throws Geoni down the winch for boring him.
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/me slits Esorono's throat for every bad thing he has done to Sarva one slit per bad thing. he is chopped to bits before he even bleeds to death
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Jatitero hugs the enkidukai to death for killing Esorono.
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/me slaps the evil hugger and makes him cry to death
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Esorono kills Earowo by throwing him out of Yliakum.
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/me has tazen teleport him back and kills esorono for trying to kill me
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Tinwei leads a mob of maulbernauts, ulbernauts, consumers, and trepors onto Earowo, who gets horribly beaten to death.
Because he made a GM do the dirty work. :P
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/me sends a swarm of bees, after dralion for implying taz wouldnt have wanted me to get revenge on Esorono
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cuts earowo tail because he godmodded a gm
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Esorono uses his fear glyph to scare Wetall enough to get a heart attack and die for not proposing to him.
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/me kills weltall with a rolling pin, becuase sombody needs to die besides esorono
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Esorono kills Earowo with a rubber chicken for not killing him.
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i beat the next person to post here to death with falcon avian, effectively killing him too. because i want tacos!
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Mandrith hires Connor MacLeod to kill Sarras, and decapitate her in an epic duel
THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!
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Me kills Mandrith with a spatula for still being an emo.
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*kills earowo to propose to esorono :P
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Esorono stabs Wetall with his daggers until he dies for proposing to him.
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*shreds esorono in pieces for not accepting the proposal he wanted
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Mandrith gives Weltall some nice cookies with some atomic bombs and nitroglycerin sprinkled on :D
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Esorono throws Wetall at Mandrith for fun killing them both.
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/me throws mandriths cookie at esorono blowing him up becuase he is hungry
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Dral thwacks Earowo with a crowbar because the cookie wouldn't be able to explode just by throwing it, you would have to ignite it in some way.
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Me kills Dral with a dictionary for having a hard name to remember.
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/me hits Esorono with a thesarus for not spelling Dralion all the way through
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Esorono kills him with his dark way book for hitting Esorono with a book.
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/me holds Falcon's head in the forge allowing it to smoke, burn, and eventually explode spewing a fine spray of meaty steam. Rigwyn then sniffs the steam and walks away merrily having satisfied his curiosity. Using his fore finger and thumb he flicks a scrap of brain matter off his cheek.
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Esorono shoots silver and gold needles into Rigwyn killing him from his precious metal allergies.
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bloodedIrishman sets upon Rigwyn the vengeful spirits of his victims. "Die!"
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Esorono says "THIS IS SPARTAAAAAA!" then kicks Bloodirishman down to the second level for killing Rigwyn.
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Zonthek throws Esorono to tutorial, Locks the door and sends 100 Dlayos
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Esorono groups the dlayos together to kill Zonthek for killing me in Oja road.
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*nukes and forget* (killing Esorono and everybody else)
Because I think the Settings trivia game is better. ;D
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Esorono runs over Dermathil with a tank because I think it's fun.
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*drowns Esorono/Erevazel in the tutorial fountain because he keeps being mean to Odilaren.
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Lilura picks up a diseased rat and makes it lick and cough all over marathal so she dies of what ever disease the rats have.......because uhm....i feel mean :P
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:oops:
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/me pokes lilura to death for eating all the platinum ores
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/me chucks platinum ore at Zon and points at lilura, she did it!!
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deletechar lilura because... i've seen her creeping!
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Lilura BBQs Weltall because he is mean to her :whistling:
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*Yaniel slices lilura up for killing a PS dev :thumbdown:
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*drowns Esorono/Erevazel in the tutorial fountain because he keeps being mean to Odilaren.
Marathal, both accounts are klyros, you might as well try to drown a fish ;D
______
Esorono kills Yaniel by throwing apples at him for being boring.
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/me sets esorono on fire for talking to marathal in an angry way
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Esorono gets a dark purple aura as he takes out his book then uses taste of death on Earowo until he drowns in the shadows for not proposing to Esorono.
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/me trains a falcon to swoop in a murder Esorono [haha, falcon!!!] for, um, being in his guild!!!!
/me also agrees with Dermathil on the fact that the Settings Trivia game is better.
"It has educational value"
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/me stabs draceon several thousand times with a poison tipped dagger for advertising education.
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Dral stones Earowo with textbooks because she is very stressed and needs to take it out on someone.
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/me forces so much alcohol down Dralion's throat to that she isnt stressed but is so drunk that she accidentally falls off a cliff
all because i dont like books
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Lilura finds a torch and lights earowo on fire because he doesnt like books and because fire is pretty :woot:
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bloodedIrishman bashes in Lilura's head with her own skull.
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/me watches bloodedirishman for a moment and then ribs his eyes not believing what he just saw. He then beats bloodedirishman to death with a Shillelagh for doing the impossible.
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/me beats rigwin to death with a pillow becuase he wants a marshmello!!!
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bloodedIrishman kills Earowo with an evil candy cane.
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Dral cracks bloodedIrishman's skull with a bat for making candy evil.
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/me drowns dral in a giant vat of nutella.
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/me grabs the forum thread and bashes it across Anumesas head because she didn't state WHY she drowned Dral in a giant vat of nutella.
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Esorono keeps talking to Dracaeon until his head explodes for scaring Esorono :D
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maisent throws esorono down to the pits of despair
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Esorono throws Maisent int Ardoin for throwing him in such a dark place.
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Dral throws the cute, fluffy lyme disease microbe of doom at Esorono for throwing people into each other.
FEAR IT!!!! :devil:
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/1376/photo31d.jpg)
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Esorono kills Dralion1221 with an image for killing me with one.
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n188/Meglos_2006/nursingcat.jpg)
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Zonthek turns Esorono into a vampire for provoking kra
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Falcon Avian Latches onto Zonthek's face and turns him into dust for making Esorono an OOC vampire.
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/me makes esorono choke to death on Zon's dust for not realizing this whole thread is ooc
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Falcon Avian hits Earowo with my school bus for changing the schedule without telling me.
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[thats a good one i walked home from school today XD]
/me beats Esorono to death with a twinkie and squirts the cream filling up his nose for hitting a fake earowo with a school bus
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*Maisent cuts earowo's tail and shoves it up esorono's mouth
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*Maisent cuts earowo's tail and shoves it up esorono's......
I probably read that far and I was like what....the...fudge!
But then I read the rest and breathed a huge sigh :P
Dral throws Maisent into a woodchipper for making her think strange thoughts.
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Falcon Avian drags Dralion, Maisent and Earowo into the recylcing bin with his mouse and deletes for attacking me and disturbing me :D
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Dral feeds Falcon to the owl in his sig for abusing little children :whistling:
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Everazel throws Dralion in the noob box in the tutorial with an maulberlord for not proposing to him.
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Zonthek kicks esorono's ;D and runs away for posting here lots of times
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Esorono mines Zon with a pickaxe until he is nothing but dust for kicking me in my ;D
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/me frowns seeing that another kran was mined to death so he constructs an enormous sling shot and launches Esorono into the crystal.
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Zonthek throws Rigwyn in a pit of Dlayos and locked everything for being concerned about krans
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/me returns from the death realm after being violently one-shotted by an angry Klyros, pissed about his death he dumps a bucket of holy water on Zonthek, burning him to a steamy crisp.
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Esorono kills Rigwyn by throwing him off the windowless tower.
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/me pushes the windowless tower over crushing Falcon becuase he posts here to much not giving other people a chance too.
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Esorono kills Earowo with a chainsaw for accusing me of posting here too much.
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Dral poisons Esorono's medicine so when he drinks it, he dies a painful death because what Earowo said is true :P
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Esorono stabs Dralion for agreeing with Earowo.
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/me sends 100 falcon to esorono for having a user name with falcon
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Falcon Avian uses his photon laser to kill Zonthek for getting Esorono suspicious.
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*starves Falcon to death in the dungeon cage for using the tired adjective "epic" in his description.
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Me kills Marathal by hitting her with the word "epic" until she gets sick and dies for not giving me a key.
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Lilura walks up and sees Marathal's dead body "noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" Lilura is angry because she is slipping...now she has allowed people other than herself to kill marathal.... :@#\ >:( Lilura must find Falcon Avian and make him pay
Lilura hunts down Falcon Avian and rips all of his limbs off and then prepares them for a BBQ..
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*smashes Lilura into little bits to make the bbq fire hotter...because Lilura is losing her touch. Picks her teeth with a toothpick after enjoying a nice owl dinner. Yum!
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Lilura replaces Marathal's soap with Hydrochloric acid so her skin slowly burns off....because i am not slipping...because its not soap
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Esorono kills Lilura withMarathal's whip for being a fat kran.
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deletes forever lilura because of his bbq and makes some rocks out of her ... for his garden!
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BloodedIrishman drowns Weltall in a sea of capital letters (he never uses them) because it's fun to kill a dev.
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I KILL teH EIRISHMAN WITH CAPS BECAUZ IT'S FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
ASL;KDFJALSKDFLKASLKDFMWEOIANSD
FAS;KDFJMA;SDFM
ASDF
KA;SDFMKASDFM!ASDFASDSDFASD
F
ASDF
SADFASDFWERG'R
J
HN
Z
DC
ZDSIYT
YXZ
(can you spot the hidden message?)
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kills back bloodedirishman with /death and wanders off
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/me kills weltall by throwing peanuts at him, becuase he never does anything ufn anymore
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/me kills weltall by throwing peanuts at him, becuase he never does anything ufn anymore
*cuts earowo tail because fun requires the good state of anim
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Lilura strangles weltall with a noodle because he tries to melt me :(
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/me kills lilura by beating her with the worlds hardest cookie, for thinking melting lilura isnt funny
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Esorono throws Lilura at Earowo for no reason.
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Lilura strangles weltall with a noodle because he tries to melt me :(
makes a noodle out of lilura and gives it to an old drinker in a tavern because lilura doesn't deserve better :P
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Esorono eats the noodle Lilura.
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Dral throws Esorono in a pond and electrocutes him since he didn't kill Weltall.
Then she smothers Weltall with Esorono's mutilated body. Just because her leg hurts from doing the cotton eye joe
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Esorono throws Dralion in a bottomless pit for accusing me of something so mean.
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bloodedIrishman pulls an Iago on Falcon Avian.
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Esorono kills it with a dark way spell then kills BloodIrishman with his poorly drawn pictures.
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/me beats eso to death with irishmans drawings becuase they arnt drawings, just thingies that i think he made in paint.
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Esorono throws MS paint at Earowo killing him for eating my darkside cookies.
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Geoni kills Esorono for making fun of people with MS.
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Esorono kills Geoni with a photoshop picture for not knowing there are better free programs then ms paint.
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/me kills esorono with a peanut butter covored baseball bat for making up random untrue reasons to kill people
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Esorono kills Earowo with a paint.net picture for not knowing it is free and comparable to photoshop.
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Geoni kills Falcon Avian for saying things that you could say through private messages, but instead killing around that...
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Esorono kills Geoni with a GPS with turn by turn instructions for talking to me.
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/me makes peace with Esorono :devil:
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/me kills zon by crashing an alien space ship into him grand theft auto style
all for making peace with the thread hog
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Esorono kills earowo with a raw kikiri meat for calling me a forum hog.
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/me revives the thread and kills it with a knife for not having posts on it for so long.
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*Marathal swipes off Falcon Avion's head with her whip because she wants to give Lilura a chance to kill her today.
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Esorono kills Marathal before she gets the chance.
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:@#\ durn it!
/me tortures Esorono to death with Miley Cyrus music and then repeatedly stabs and kicks Esorono's body
(cuz i wanted that kill)
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:@#\ durn it!
/me tortures Esorono to death with Miley Cyrus music and then repeatedly stabs and kicks Esorono's body
Another reason not to /vote for Lilura. I hope she dies of guilt.
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Another reason not to /vote for Lilura. I hope she dies of guilt.
*Qter kills Geoni with hot lava because he killed his Boss :devil:
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/me kills Qter with his own name becuase he didnt know qter even posts on forums >:D
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Garo uses Earowo's own tail as a noose and hangs Earowo.
I did this to avenge my guildy Qter.
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*Yaniel shoots garoninja with several energy arrows for taking revenge.
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Esorono rips Yaniel apart with his own shadow for not giving me 4,000,000 tria >.>
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I kill Falcon Avian because it is the only way to get a body and return to the world.
~Lhoran
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/me spits out a white, flavorless piece of gum.
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/me eats the gum thus killing it for having no flavor.
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Now that gross Falcon :)
Totally gross and unexpected !
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:)
I kill such things with one of these :(
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*bloodedIrishman uses a dark hole magic card to wipe this entire thread into oblivion*
Yugioh was the sh*t back in the day. :)
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Esorono kills bloodirishman with a shadow for not giving me a taco!
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I fry up Eso for dinner because he is randomly mentioning Taco's
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/me uses Esoronos body to beat goroninja to death for bringing down the happy
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I kill Earowo with an Air Glyph for going on vacation and using Esoronos body to kill Goroninja.
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/me kills Vakacheck with a cold glyph, giving him hyperthermia for killing me becuase im on vacation from ps
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@bloodedIrishman: I bet you got all hot-blooded in your duels or whatever that game is for, and fought over your Yugioh cards constantly. :P
Anyways, I smack Earowo in the face for misspelling hypothermia, and I ruin his vacation by throwing a hurricane on him. I bet he's like three feet tall, so I expect him to be blown away, and the pieces of his dismembered body will be scattered all over this game.
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/me throws Geoni at Lilura killing them because both of them deserve it.
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/me kills esorono by Preheating the oven to 325 degrees F. Removing the bag of giblets from the cavity of the bird. Removing any large deposits of fat from the cavity. Trim any loose skin with a sharp knife.
Placing a roasting rack in a baking pan with sides at least 1 inch high.
Placing the bird on the rack with its breast-side up. Grinding fresh pepper onto the bird, and sprinkle with a little salt. Salt and pepper the cavity as well. Rub all over with olive oil and stuff with fresh herbs and a quartered lemon, if desired.
Placing the baking pan on an oven rack in the lower-middle part of the oven.
Roasting the klyros for 45 to 60 minutes or until the juices run clear when a sharp knife is inserted into the joint between the body and the thigh or until an instant-read thermometer registers 165 degrees at the same joint.
Remove the roast klyros from oven, cover loosely with foil and let rest 10 minutes before carving.
because i having geoni thrown at me hurts and i didnt deserve it!
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Haa haa haa ! Nice one Lilura !
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I bet he's like three feet tall, so I expect him to be blown away, and the pieces of his dismembered body will be scattered all over this game.
im 5 foot 4 thank you very much
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im 5 foot 4 thank you very much
Your welcome, so welcome that I'm going to snap the extra foot off your body. [head and neck]
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lols i'm nearly 5' 4". earowo is a midget. xD
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im only 13 and im a dude, i have 5 years left to grow :P
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I am just over 6 foot
Vakachehk Kivikar kills Earowo by using the almighty Hydlaa glyph which flicks Earowo so far away he goes on vacation, because Earowo started getting off topic along with some others in this thread.
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First of all I kill Sarras with kindness because she is the troller of nightmares and lucid terrors. She is the terrorist of terrors.
Secondly, I crush Vakachehks body into pieces for not knowing ANYTHING can happen in the Hydlaa Plazaa, especially this stupid game.
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Esorono gives Geoni a terrifying nightmare that gives him a heart attack thus killing him because I think I taste like chicken. ::|
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I give a "May Talad light bright upon your path" to all (?)
Just kidding, I kill you all.
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Esorono gives Geoni a terrifying nightmare that gives him a heart attack thus killing him because I think I taste like chicken. ::|
I kill you for thinking I have a heart.
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I KILL ALL OF YOU BY PUSHING ALL OF YOU TO A VOLCANO
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Esorono mutters a word and everyone suddenly dies.
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/my broken corpse crushesEsorono as it tumbles down from the sky with a thermonuclear warhead strapped to its back for no apparent reason.
Therfore I killed him because he killed me.
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/me kills Camazots, by dripping so much hot wax and tar, his skin slowly burns away, leaving him to suffer a slow and painful death, becuase onl y i can kill esorono
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I kill Earowo because he is describing a death too well.
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/me tosses bendad into a volcanoe becuase he stole from the wayward kingdom and didnt give everything back
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/me throws Earowo in a volcano for spelling it wrong.
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I necromance Falcon Avian as my new minion and order him to throw himself to the Death realm floor. I did this because he has 3 A's in his name :sorcerer:
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Esorono was immune because he does not have 3 A's in his name so he throws Garoninja into a deep chasm.
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/me ever so slowly picks apart Esorono, molecule by molecule, because he didn't throw Garo into a bottomless pit.
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/me types /glare
(see mah other post for wut I mean)
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/glares at Camazotz for bumping this thread.
I kill the forum game. (We need a new one, that doesn't get locked)
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/me kills Geoni with a puppy for thinking this thread should be locked.
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*waks esorono with her quarter staff
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/me kills eso by sitting on him and then hopping up and down untill he is dead because that was animal abuse!
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/me busts lilura open with a warhammer for not killing maisent
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Geoni kills Earowo in the most boring way possible, raising my post count by +1 :P
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/me rises from the death, and beats geoni up with his larger post count of 630 somthing +1
for being boring
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*Maisent slices Earowo into bite sized pieces while allive, the feeds him to the insects
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Did not this thread get locked? :surrender:
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*Vakachehk lures Zon into AKK-WEST getting him lost in the alley ways so he staves to death*
WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH may the Kore live forever without Kras wandering our streets that are made for enkis!
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kra brought extra ores with kra. And even so, Kra will just eat everything in oja. even the houses xD
/me cuts Vakachehk's tail and gives it to Maulberlords. Kra then sends the Maulberlord plus its group of ulbers to kill Vaka in his sleep
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/me drags Zon into a closet thus scaring him to death.
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*Maisent throws an ulbernaut on esorono / falcon avian
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Esorono uses dark way to control the Ulber and makes it attack Maisent, killing her.
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*Maisent escapes out of the death realm and uses dark way to control a maulberlord and orders it to attack esorono
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/me throws a giant boulder at maisent becuase he doesnt think dark way can control minds, he thinks azure way does that :P
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/me kills Earowo because of thinking azure way can control minds
Sorry of it's false
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Anyone wanna kill me?
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Garo kills trion by throwing him into a volcano. I did this becuase he is a thread necromancer
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Garo kills trion by throwing him into a volcano. I did this becuase he is a thread necromancer
Tirion kills Garo by dragging him down to the sea until he's out of breath and died I did this because he thinks I AM a necromancer :devil:
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/me summons thousands of dead warriors to kill Tirion because he like pie too much. :devil:
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Tirion uses his last dark powers to manipulate thousands of dead warriors against their master therefore killing Esorono
OH [Censored] he thinks i liked pie The real one is i like to shit at the closet
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Come on boys i don't want to shit here too long
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Esorono uses his dark way powers to send them back at Tirion.
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/me destroys Esorono's computer. End of story. Go to an internet cafe
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/me Kills Zon for destroying Esorono's computer and ending this story
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Caraick stabs Tirion in the throat for killing Zonthek, because everyone loves a Kran :D
And also, if Esorono's computer was running Window's, Caraick beats Tirion with a fish for killing someone who knows Windows sucks....
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Tirion Stabs Caraick because of saying Windows sucks :P
I'm the dominator
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*Maisent cuts tirion into pieves, then sticks them into a coffin then hides the coffin for sayig window's DOESN'T suck, Which it does
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Tirion escapes from DR and hypnotized an Maulberlord to attack Maisent because of saying a Window suck :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
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/me poisons Tirion with Kran Spit attack and Tirion melts because Tirion looks like a lion. I then throw him an onion. The scorpion gets attracted to it and hands him a couple of crayons. [I do not know how that works but okay.]
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/me Kills Zon by throwing an explosive before he was killed by the scorpions
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*Maisent kills Tirion for being Tirion
Tiriring ka
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/me drops maisent in a barrel of acid becuase maisents reason for killing tirion wasnt that he is being a forum-game-hog
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/me kills Earowo by using his BowoCowoDowoEowoFowoGowoHowo Gun
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/me Kills Zon by using his BonBonZon cannon
:P
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/me kills Tirion because they do not make any sense.
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/me kills Zon with a rock pick for being a kra and nothing else seem to work on them.
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:lol:
I spit flaming ores at Esorono for having wings
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/me shoots a bazooka at Zonthek for making my guild leader worried with your friend.
>_>
<_<
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*Maisent Animates Esorono's shadow, killing him
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Esorono is immune to animate shadows and kills Maisent with a sponge for not knowing it.
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Caraick sets Marsuveus on Esorono for killing a fellow Windows-Hater
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/me stabs Caraick with his own dagger and throws him in the burial well, Yuck!, For being against freedom of speech
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*Maisent is a cannibal, so she eats Zonthek for dinner
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*Caraick eats Maisent for trying to eat a rock*
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/me hires Aesperus to kill Caraick because he is a cannibal too. :woot:
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Tirion kills Zon With a Shotgun Because of killing a cannibal
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Esorono is immune to animate shadows and kills Maisent with a sponge for not knowing it.
[no mean to interupt, but you cant be immune, its impossible no matter how good of a dakkru warshipper you may be, i hope you dont say that ingame XD cus man i wouldnt want to play with you if you did..]
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Esorono is immune to animate shadows and kills Maisent with a sponge for not knowing it.
[no mean to interupt, but you cant be immune, its impossible no matter how good of a dakkru warshipper you may be, i hope you dont say that ingame XD cus man i wouldnt want to play with you if you did..]
Go ahead and use animate shadows on me then XD I can guarantee you will not be able to do any damage to me at all.
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Esorono is immune to animate shadows and kills Maisent with a sponge for not knowing it.
[no mean to interupt, but you cant be immune, its impossible no matter how good of a dakkru warshipper you may be, i hope you dont say that ingame XD cus man i wouldnt want to play with you if you did..]
Go ahead and use animate shadows on me then XD I can guarantee you will not be able to do any damage to me at all.
Well I am immune to poison. You can try to put me in a poisonous room. So I do not mind this. But Esorono must be like master in DW (which he is) and no more other Ways
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Esorono is immune to animate shadows and kills Maisent with a sponge for not knowing it.
[no mean to interupt, but you cant be immune, its impossible no matter how good of a dakkru warshipper you may be, i hope you dont say that ingame XD cus man i wouldnt want to play with you if you did..]
it has nothing to do with dakkru. if an high skilled mage in dark way (even if not dakkru worshipper) won't get damage from someone less strong (probably even evenly strong but didn't check)
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@Falcon Avian are you a DW master? ;D
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@Falcon Avian are you a DW master? ;D
Yes. My dark way ranges from 100 to 144 depending one what I have on.
Esorono kills everyone except Weltall who has been going off topic in this forum with a sponge for going :offtopic:
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Esorono is immune to animate shadows and kills Maisent with a sponge for not knowing it.
[no mean to interupt, but you cant be immune, its impossible no matter how good of a dakkru warshipper you may be, i hope you dont say that ingame XD cus man i wouldnt want to play with you if you did..]
Go ahead and use animate shadows on me then XD I can guarantee you will not be able to do any damage to me at all.
That is true, i am almost immune to it myself
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I have two people to kill:
I kill Esorono with the shotgun because he's a master in DW
I kill Maisent for being :offtopic:
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I steal Tirion's shotgun, and shoot him out of jealousy because he shot Esorono first :P
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I kill Caraick for stealing My SHOTGUN
I loved it very much
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I kill Tirion with my fish mortar for killing me for stealing his shotgun :D
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Esorono animates the shadows around caraick and causes them to grow spikes skewering caraick for not giving me a taco :devil:
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* Ardoin kills Esorono by cutting off his head with an axe. *
Craving for mexican food is no excuse.
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Esorono makes a hammer out of the shadow with the head about twice the size of Ardoin, then he crushes Ardoin with it for saying craving mexican food isn't good enough.
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Tirion kills Esorono by using an explosive behind Esorono and steals his Dark Way book
FOR Killing Ardoin thank you
KILL ME AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE
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Just because he wants to be killed quickly, Caraick locks Tirion in this forum thread forever!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Esorono sends Caraick's mind into the death realm keeping his body immobilized for all eternity for not giving me a hug today >_>
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/me hugs Esorono to death for killing Caraick
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Tirion uses animate shadows from the book he stole from Esorono making Zon killed
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Caraick sticks Tirion in his freezer to make him into a popsicle because he's hungry
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Tirion kills Caraick by kicking him to the Volcano thus making a fried chicken
He did this because of killing a Ylian
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Blade21 kills Tirion to break the pattern
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Esorono kills Blade21 with a kitteh for having numbers in his name.
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Caraick kills Esorono for using a kitteh to kill someone :P
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Esorono squeezes Caraick screaming "KITTEH!" to the point where Caraick head explodes for being so fluffy and soft.
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Geoni grabs Esorono's green dot (which seems to always be green) and throws it far away from the forum. I control Esorono like a puppet: *Esorono follows the thrown dot into a very dark and scary place on the internet, and dies from a heart attack after seeing some horrible image.*
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Caraick feeds Geoni to his pet octopus for having a funny signature and for killing his fisheh! :P
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/me cooks that octopus and eats half of it, he then crams the fried octopus into caraicks mouth cuasing him to choke to death, becuase he was to full to eat the rest
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Mekora Kills Earow because he lives in Washington... Those damn americans...
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Tirion fries Mekora with a frying pan making him a french fries :P
I did this because for killing Earowo
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Caraick huggles Tirion to death for killing his brother :P
[MEEEEEEKKK!!!! COME BAAACCCKKKK!!!!!]
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Just for the sake of being random, Rigwyn force feeds Caraick a bucket of broken glass and small stones, then waits for him to expire. He reads a book to help pass the time.
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/me kills rigwyn by sitting on him because he gave away lilura's lunch
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/me kills Lilura by dropping kra down a bottomless hole full of hammers for no reason.
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/me Kills Falcon Avian by using an axe chopping off his head for too cruel too kill with no reason
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KILL ME QUICK
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Zalya garrotes Tirion with a sandwich for his shiny axe.
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Just because he had vengeance for Zalya for stealing his big axes Tirion borrowed someone's claymore and stabs Zalya with it
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Mekora Kills Zalya for(either) not having a wedding yet with Caraick(or) Me not being there for Caraick and Zalya's wedding... I haven't forgot about your wedding gifts if I have missed it.
[Miss you Caraick man and Zalya, Tell my fam at the Klyros Junction that I miss them and best wishes. And once I come back I'm going to be trying to organize an Alliance of Light Fam Jam :D]
Well it looks like Tirion posted before me but whatevss :D I'm too lazy to redo the whole post.
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Caraick stuffs a fish down Mekora's throat for not being on PS for too long
[hehe miss you too, bro! We all can't wait for you to come back :)]
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Esorono pets Caraick too hard causing his head to cave killing him.
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Geoni kills Falcon for keeping this stupid game going.
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/me hits geoni on the foot with a hammer, geoni then falls backwards off a cliff, all becuase he called the game stupid
[im proud of you eso, your not as much of a forum game hog now :3]
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This is how the forum dolts raise their post count. Damn. Outsmarted by forum-dolts like that Earowo. Pitiful.
*kills Earowo with a colt 45
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Caraick steals the colt .45 and stuffs it down BloodedIrishman's throat for figuring out how Falcon Avian raises his post count ;D
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Tirion goes to a WW2 Weapons shop buys M1 Carbine and shoots Caraick with it for knowing how Falcon Avian raises his posts
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/me kills everyone with a cookie for knowing he uses this to raise his post count :whistling:
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Cariack stuffs Esorono's cookie down his throat and throttles him for being ash-colored now
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Esorono kills Caraick with an anvil because http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nSINQJlSTc
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Caraick takes Esorono's link and stabs him with it for finding a completely hilarious, yet pointless youtube video ;D ;D
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/me links Caraick another video and makes him laugh himself to death because he's so fluffy I'm gunna die! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2JA_gaujPs&feature=related
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*Caraick takes the link and throttles Falcon Avian with it for posting another pointless link, even though IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE is way funnier ;D
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Esorono kills Caraick by posting yet another pointless link for not folding the tip of the toilet paper into a triangle :devil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0fpdJ1yHLg
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*Caraick stuffs his toilet paper roll down Falcon Avian's throat*
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Vakachehk folds Caraick in a piece of origami ;D
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Tirion kills Vakachehk by accidentally kicked him on a cliff and Vakachehk was dead because of falling outta the cliff
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Caraick kills Tirion for killing the origami man ;D
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[Just realised I never said you died because I folded you into origami :oops: ]
Vakachehk kills Caraick for catching Vakachehk robbing The Warriors guild house ;D (I would never do that to the bestest guild in the Yliakum)