I would totally buy a real-size fenki plushie. For reasons.

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It is with sadness I must report to the community that Parallo, Rinenud and Sangwa have passed away. I will spare you the details of this unfortunate news but I won't.

The three well-respected pillars of this grand community had decided to meet up in Germany last month in a little place called Schlüffenflüffen (Rinenud's town of residence), to discuss the possibilities of reviving the Dark Empire. I too had received an invitation but was forced to decline for personal reasons. From what I hear the trip itself wasn't the problem and Parallo and Sangwa both arrived securely and without discomfort (although I do have to say from personal experience that the Thalys trains aren't the most luxurious of transport). Once arrived the three decided to visit a bar of (my sources tell me) particular ill repute. That was around 8 pm standard Schlüffenflüffen time. They proceeded to drink until 4 am at which time Sangwa suggested the three return home for some extra 'relaxation'.
It is around this time that neighbors started hearing loud groans of pleasure emanating from Rinenud's small and thin-walled apartment. They tried to knock on the door (as any good German neighbor would do when not being able to sleep to wake up refreshed in the morning to proceed to do a hard-day's work) but to no avail. As the noises became progressively louder and stranger the neighbors called the police. At around 6 am the groaning stopped, precisely the time the cops arrived. The police proceeded to force an entry into the apartment in which they found a spectacle of grotesque horror.

These details I will spare you as I know this forum is read by children as well. I will only report to you that my source tells me that the items confiscated from the apartment were a hammer, a pipe (or bong), 2 canisters of goat blood, a barbecue, a book of matches, a blow-up doll and a large phallic shaped instrument. My source has shown me pictures of the scene and I have now vowed to live a life of celibacy.

If any of you would like to know more you can always pm me or visit my website at gloriousfanfic.com.

Thank you all for your support.

I only remember the sad times.

Vayl is still around, almost everyday actually ... she might have something to say about that.  Besides, somebody already stole the cabinet with all the magic enhanced weapons in it 

I'll take that as a yes.

Sup, Cyl.

We are recruiting and are looking for men and women in search for adventure and wealth. Please talk to Jekkar either in-game or by PM. You may also find some of the Empire's servants alongside the main road in Hydlaa dressed in colourful garbs.

It's probably within these 150 some pages already but we need more feminine attire!!! A few dresses would be nice. Maybe shoes or hair ties or jewelry? Dare I say makeup?

These armors and boots are too manly for us to wear all the time. 

Yliakum is a man's world, accept your rightful place in the kitchen.