No more underwear.

[Jekkar]

I have run out of underwear.

The great burden of freeballing rests heavily on my shoulders now. What is the world coming to, I wonder. So many pieces of underwear vanish in endless waves of human despair and sorrow. Iraq, Afghanistan, the tragic floods in Pakistan and now this.

Here I sit, in a dark corner of a room. Unbeknownst I am now to the passing of my extra underwear as I fiddle with the holes and threads on my remaining piece of undergarment.
My testicles are resting sadly on the cold floor and I am stricken by grief, with no clear view of the impending days of my doomed future.
I ask you, my fellow man, what must I do?

Will you assist me in recovering from such a tragedy, or will you leave me cold and broken?

I thank you sincerely.

[Phage]

My condolence, may your balls have a peaceful rest there until the time being.

[neko kyouran]

enkis don't need underwear. they have a built in layer. i question why you were using any in the first place.

[Illysia]

Find someone that likes buying underwear for other people.

[LigH]

I am already afraid of replying, because the majority already misses the point...

I understand you, Jekkar. You only mentioned the global issues. The local just put the cherry on the cream of the arsenic pudding. (See: Pyradonis cooking for Cleopatra)

Not even the Giving Pledge throws enough light and warmth to make one with your concerns comfortable. Not the few biggest ones are needed, but the most averages, to join such an idea.

Probably more people being out of pants should go out on the streets and shout: "Look at me! You made me naked!"

Or like a german comedian said: "In former times, presidents were simply shot."

[Sillamon]

* Sillamon reaches for a large pair of shears 

* snip snip *

Fixed.

[Geoni]

*hand is gently placed over his mouth as he reads Sillamon's reply.

Going commando isn't a tragedy once you get used to it.

[Catlemur]

Freeze you underwear maniac!

[Perlam]

[too much info!!!  ]

[Caraick]

enkis don't need underwear. they have a built in layer. i question why you were using any in the first place.

I second this question  Perhaps it's a simple ignorance of anatomy functions, Neko?

[LigH]

It is really a pity that so many people shamelessly confess they did not realise that this thread is not about underwear.

[bloodedIrishman]

I think people read most things on this forum with no intention of going in-depth for good reason: It is an MMORPG forum. No biggie, but after reading past the first lines of the analogy, I quickly realized it was not well-written and amusing blather. Rather a comparison to the draining effect of life's barrage of tragedy on a persons reserves of hope and faith.

[Jekkar]

Lol, nvm, found some.

[Sangwa]

Great. Simply great.

[bloodedIrishman]

Having seen something similiar from Rinenud, I think Dark Empire members are made up of the same farcical, whimsical stock.