I speak many languages, nearly all of them uninteligble. Did you know that there are over three hundred langauges spoken while the mind is altered by alchohol? Well there are. In fact, I am well versed in a goodly number.
Example:
1.
Sober
To friend: "Hey man, how was your day?"
Altered
To friend: *face punch*
2.
Sober
To wife: Sweetie, I love you
Altered
To couch *ZzZzZzZ*
Also, I speak form of Spanish that is used more than either Spanish or English. Spanglish.
Example:
Real verse: Yo me voy a estacionar. (I will park now)
Spanglish: Yo voy a park-iad me.
All my skills are at your service.