i only have one ass, but ill try to help.
to get a sig, well.. you need to make it..
personally i use photoshop.. you can buy it at the local computer store for only 700$, or just download it from one of the links i gave in the general discussion forum..
if u go to google, and write \"photoshop tutorials\", you should come across oh 1000000 websites... these should teach you how to use photoshop
then, after u play along with it, make your own sig, you can upload it to some sig hoster, like
http://www.yoursighost.comthen, you go to your profile and write the url for the sig u\'ve uploaded.. for example
{img}
http://www.yoursighost.com/users/your name goes here/sig1.jpg or sig2.jpg or whatever {/img}
the {s needs to be [s .
Or, you could just ask some1 like meket to make you a sig, he makes cool ones =)
you cant have avatars yet.