PlaneShift
Gameplay => General Discussion => Topic started by: Zalya on January 03, 2010, 03:21:48 pm
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Well I was inspired by the noob and oldbie posts...
You may have played too much Planeshift if you...
-Think you need to kill rats before learning how to slice bread
-Think that chairs are immobile
-Call cats 'Enkis'
-Sit down whenever something is too heavy
-greet people the same way... all the time...
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- splash your drink (not necessarily over you head) when you greet someone
- complain about stamina drain calculation when running
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...if one of your character's habits suddenly passes onto you. (my character likes apple pie..a lot. It's influenced me to like apple pie now O.o)
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When you are obsessed with RP so much that you try to eat some. :D
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when you start to dream that an Ulber is chasing you
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When you hallucinate that an Ulbernaut is sitting in the Stonehead.
Then you realize you were wrong.
Dead wrong.
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You've definitely played too much PlaneShift if your character's story was the only thing that came to your mind when someone asked you about what your 2009 was like.
True story.
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When you talk to someone in real life and you swear you see text bubbles above their head as they speak.
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When you mumble in your sleep things about your "inventory" and about "killing" ::|
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1 - When you think cats are baby enkidukai's
2 - When someone asks you how your day was, and you tell them about how you got stabbed in the tavern after hunting ulbernauts.
3 - When someone asks where you live - and you respond with 'I live in Hydlaa, on the highest level, just nearby the leatherworker.'
4 - When you kill an insect and wait for its body to fade...
5 - When you order a Tinga Tea and Bread with Grilled Clacker Meat at a restaurant.
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You defenatly played planeshift to much if you gave your RL cat an enkidukai name and put it in game when you needed an alt. (did that =D )
strange how everyone is saying played (ed = pass present)
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You've played too much Planeshift when you read other fantasy and are somewhat thrown off by the magic actually working.
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You may have played too much ps if you can't spell "too much" right...
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You have definitely been playing too much PlaneShift when you start mentally thinking "/me" before doing any real life action... i.e. /me takes out the garbage, /me turns on the TV, /me needs to stop playing PS and seek professional help. >o)
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You've definitely played too much PS when you start licking your....
Just kidding, folks. Afaik Enki (and I) don't lick 'emselves.
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You've played too much Planeshift if you have forgotten that there is a thing called reality.
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True story, here. Many of us have been doing lots of quests these days and you know you've quested too much when you hold off on that trip to the kitchen until you have more tasks to do there. ;)
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You may have played to much PS if you need glasses soon after your annual eye exam, that came after your first year of playing endless hours of PS
You may have played to much PS if you RP feeling sorry for the monsters you kill.
You may have played to much PS if you can take a Maulbernaught down with two blows, using only your fists.
You may have played to much PS if you become an adviser [sorry advisers, i love you all!]
You may have played to much PS if you know when to walk away from a seemingly dangerous situation [I Feonu failed at this :surrender:]
You may have played to much PS if you begin to add up all of the time you have spent in your life playing a game, and get sad about it.
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you may have PLAYED too much ps if you've been here three years and you aren't a dev.
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you may have PLAYED too much ps if you've been here three years and you aren't a dev.
that one will be me eventually XD
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@ Xillix: If you are finally a developer, but stopped playing - shame on you, you don't know anymore what you are developing then. Because the playing community builds the reality. Developers only assist in providing the environment. ;)
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/me considers his resignation because he doesn't have time to do either
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You may have played PS too much if you prefer to refer to yourself as your character name...
(btw I still play, just not as a glorious and popular mary-sue)
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... If you think "StoneBreaker" when you see a midget.
... if you suddenly find yourself running from place to place instead of walking or driving your auto.
... if you mentally separate real-life discussions into IC and OOC content. *_*
... if you accidentally pray to Talad before going to sleep.
... if you stop watching TV, reading books, socializing with your friends and showering ... so you can mine plat.
... If you grind so mechanically and for so long that your mistaken for a bot.
... if you say things in real life that only make sense in PlaneShift. For example: "Gold is the new Platinum" or "almost died again".
... if you start punctuating all of your sentences with "lol", "...", or ":P"
... if in real life you start bracketing chunks of email at work []{}() and using /me and /my
- The latter may also cause you to be misunderstood at times... all par for the course.
(http://www.safecomputingtips.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/eye-strain.jpg)
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... if you mentally separate real-life discussions into IC and OOC content. *_*
... if in real life you start bracketing chunks of email at work []{}() and using /me and /my
Yeah, that sucks. But not as much as this:
... if in real life you try to let others know what you're doing, but can't figure out how to do /me.
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... if in real life you try to let others know what you're doing, but can't figure out how to do /me.
I believe that's called twitter.
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......if you draw a fenki on a piece of paper. Then a friend comes and asks what the heck it is. You end up explaining who the enkidukai are aand their role in Yliakum while the friend has a zombie look on their face.
{{now I just tell them it's a character from a game lol}}
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at the bus stop you (discreetly) tap your right foot on the ground to see if there's a portal.
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You accidentally sign some paperwork with your main character's name. ::|
(Actually did that twice...)
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You may have played to much PS if you go to school then search your bag and you realize that you forgot your homework
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... you calculate RL prices in octas and circles too - just because you are used to.
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You have massive political debates about the importance of PlaneShift religion.
A few Enkidukai will know the joke.
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@ Akaiddo:
Not really a simple joke - because religion is an important part of the character definition. Discussing details of religions supports the maturation of characters for a serious roleplay. Regarding both understanding details of religions, and understanding details of roleplaying.
And a disappointed believer is not necessarily the same as an atheist. But more of that later, in game. :thumbup:
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-You may have played too much PS if you jump up onto your chair, rather than just sitting down
-You may have played too much PS if you've forgotten that you actually 'need' to eat something
-You may have played too much PS if you get in a fistfight and stop to click 'accept' on the confirmation window.
-You may have played too much PS if you've forgotten that there "is" no Death Realm, and killed yourself just to get to work on time :oops:
-You may have played too much PS if you jump off a small cliff and think that your shin bones aren't going to come through your kneecaps
You have massive political debates about the importance of PlaneShift religion.
A few Enkidukai will know the joke.
How embarrassing would it be if you said 'Death Realm' instead of 'Hell' while at church?
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@ Akkaido That could be taken several ways. :) But yeah, IC works best. :innocent:
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...you find yourself pondering what will happen to your characters when you should be thinking about your own future in real life.
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you may have PLAYED too much ps if you've been here three years and you aren't a dev.
y helo thar
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you may have played to much PS if you keep on returning now and then...
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-You may have played too much PS if you jump off a small cliff and think that your shin bones aren't going to come through your kneecaps
fyi, that wouldn't happen irl... just saying
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-You may have played too much PS if you jump off a small cliff and think that your shin bones aren't going to come through your kneecaps
fyi, that wouldn't happen irl... just saying
darn that woulda made my day XD
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-You may have played too much PS if you jump off a small cliff and think that your shin bones aren't going to come through your kneecaps
fyi, that wouldn't happen irl... just saying
Yeah, maybe not through the kneecaps.. But you're not just gonna get up and walk away. Your legs would be broken.
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you may have played too much planeshift if... while talking you keep doing the same movements (like bending over or scratching your neck)
...you walk up to a police officer to see if he trains stats
...before talking to someone you try to check if you are in the right channel
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True story.
You may have played too much PS if you confuse the names of your teachers (at school) with the napes of NPCs.
One of my teachers is called Mira and her last name starts with a 'H'. Recently, I got a message regarding the schedule of one special day and the first thing that came into my mind when I read the sender field was "Mirra Houphen". :oops:
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You may have played too much PlaneShift if you try to change the perspective of Screenshots by holding down the middle mouse button and dragging the mouse.
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You may have played too much PlaneShift if you try to change the perspective of Screenshots by holding down the middle mouse button and dragging the mouse.
i dont get it....
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You may have played too much PlaneShift if you try to change the perspective of Screenshots by holding down the middle mouse button and dragging the mouse.
it's still like that :)
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you may have played too much Planeshift if: you go to school and start searching In you bag and wonder what happened to your platinum you mind for ages last night.
you may have played too much Planeshift if: your bedroom looks like Ojaveda.
you may have played too much Planeshift if: you see someone wearing black in the streets and your first thought was that they're a rogue.
you may have played too much Planeshift if: you go to the local Library and ask for some Ink and Paper.
you've definitely have played too much Planeshift if: you go to school and at lunch you go to the canteen and ask for some Ale Beer LOL!
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you may have played too much Planeshift if: you see someone wearing black in the streets and your first thought was that they're a rogue.
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/179/kuva035.th.jpg) (http://img511.imageshack.us/i/kuva035.jpg/)
I felt a bit 'rogue' indeed.
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you may have PLAYED too much ps if you've been here three years and you aren't a dev.
That is harsh!
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You may have played too much ps if you know "planeshift works best when your computer is on"
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that is so untrue i can play PS with my computer off and my eyes closed :3
mabey that means ive played to much...
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You may have played to much PS:
When you hit the 'alt' key and your alt character doesn't log in.
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i dont get it
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You may have played to much PS:
When you hit the 'alt' key and your alt character doesn't log in.
:thumbdown:
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You may have played too much PS if you accidently type /me laughs instead of *laughs* on your favorite forum.
You may have played too much PS if you always call fairy tale elves 'Dermorians"
You may have played too much PS if you have forgotten what your backyard looks like.
You may have played too much PS if you name all of your pets after your RP friends.
You may have played too much PS if you change your name to your alt characters name.
You may have played too much PS if you accidentally call a church "The Iron Temple"
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You may have played too much PS if your character's concept looks like this:
(http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/533/bild0461.jpg)
(Yes, most of these sheet are covered with relevant text on the back as well.)
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If you go buy something and call dollars trias :p (Did that today...)
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If your one of those rare people who get on Planeshift during the week, even Thursday.
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im on everyday :D
i use it to get out of doing homework XP
i pretend im done with it >.>
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If you get the Kada El music stuck in your head all the time.
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Oh, that happens to me all the time... maybe I've played too much ps
You may have played too much PS if you log into your computer and, by habit, click PS before anything else. [I used to do this >.>]
You may have played too much PS if your friends all hate you because you won't talk about anything else. [Happened to me too]
You may have played too much PS if the only thing you ever listen to is the Planeshift sound track [available here!!!!-->http://www.hydlaaplaza.com/smf/index.php?topic=37162.30 (http://www.hydlaaplaza.com/smf/index.php?topic=37162.30)
You may have played too much PS if when your gym teacher says you need to train, you automatically check to see if you have enough PPs and tria.
Most of these have happened to me:p I'm assuming that I've played too much PS. \\o// \\o// \\o// :D :woot: :thumbup: :devil: :devil:
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when you start to dream that an Ulber is chasing you
lol. I had that dream once!
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when you start to dream that an Ulber is chasing you
lol. I had that dream once!
In my dreams, I kill them ;D
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You have played too much Planeshift if:
You constantly think GM's are hiding some were nearby
You forget your own name and start using your characters
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You have played too much Planeshift if:
You constantly think GM's are hiding some were nearby
You forget your own name and start using your characters
I one time did write Esorono Osuiger as my name on a test once D:
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You find yourself mumbling the catchphrases/mottos of your characters out loud sometimes.
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You find yourself mumbling the catchphrases/mottos of your characters out loud sometimes.
;D
If you dream of Harnquist in tights.
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Yuck ! There shoud be a law against that..../me remembers Geoni's post... BATE !
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... you hover your mouse pointer over a screenshot to reveal the label of displayed characters
(* possibly comprehensible for advanced hardcore roleplayers *)
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... you hover your mouse pointer over a screenshot to reveal the label of displayed characters
(* possibly comprehensible for advanced hardcore roleplayers *)
Nah, when you roleplay enough, you can recognize many people just by looking at them ;D
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its true
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When you wonder where your wings/fur went wheen you wake up in he morning.
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When you wonder where your wings/fur went wheen you wake up in he morning.
That might be indicative of more than just PS addiction o.O
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When you wonder where your wings/fur went wheen you wake up in he morning.
That might be indicative of more than just PS addiction o.O
In the morning I'm so loopy I sometimes think I am Esorono and completely forget about the real world XD (Also I can't read time and think it's stats to something and I will yell at it to tell me the time...)
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Yyyyyeah, you really play too much PS...>_>;;;
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If you drew this:
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/3563/wip2w.png)
(http://img571.imageshack.us/img571/4543/wipexplained.png)
(Anybody want to buy? :P)
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Yyyyyeah, you really play too much PS...>_>;;;
*cough* So do you. *cough*
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Yeah, but at least I don't think I'm a Ynnwn, Nolthrir, Menki, or Dwarfess ;)
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Yeah, but at least I don't think I'm a Ynnwn, Nolthrir, Menki, or Dwarfess ;)
...Or do you?
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i dont get it
HAHAHAHA Alt is a key on a keyboard, and is also short for a PS word for Alternative Character or different people have different names for it.
You may have played too much Planeshift if you wake up in the morning wondering what happened to your poster on the wall that was replaced by a female Ynnwn poster.
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But the posters on the walls in Hydlaa show a Diaboli (note the tail) ... or do you mean one like this (click it) on your wall at home?
(http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/fdiaboli_poster.jpg) ... (http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/Elady_Oil_th.jpg) (http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/Elady_Oil.jpg)
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But the posters on the walls in Hydlaa show a Diaboli (note the tail) ... or do you mean one like this (click it) on your wall at home?
(http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/fdiaboli_poster.jpg) ... (http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/Elady_Oil_th.jpg) (http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/Elady_Oil.jpg)
is it just me or does the poster look nekid >.>
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But the posters on the walls in Hydlaa show a Diaboli (note the tail) ... or do you mean one like this (click it) on your wall at home?
(http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/fdiaboli_poster.jpg) ... (http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/Elady_Oil_th.jpg) (http://www.ligh.de/PlaneShift/Elady_Oil.jpg)
is it just me or does the poster look nekid >.>
I ALWAYS wondered what in the world was the purpose for a half naked diaboli on the walls of the buildings in Hydlaa. It makes almost no sense.
Oh! You may have played too much PS if you have lost many precious non-refundable hours of your life on it.
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I think I heard somewhere that the Diaboli on the poster is supposed to be a singer or something. It was a long time ago; I don't even remember who said it.
That singer is really desperate for attention, I guess.
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Surely not naked; just ... dressed in a tight body. Notice the low-cut cleavage. It is based on the Player Guide 3.3.4.3 - Settings / Races: Diaboli (http://www.planeshift.it/guide/en/setting-races.html#races-other-diaboli)
(http://www.planeshift.it/guide/images/diabola.png)
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not as sexy as my signature! i think we should put posters of sarras up all over hydlaa. ;D
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no.
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not as sexy as my signature! i think we should put posters of sarras up all over hydlaa. ;D
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/me throws up.
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oh quiet, you can't help but to gawk at her underage bewbies :P :-X ::|
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:offtopic:
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It's the legs that draw my eye - not for any so-called "sexiness", but because that big V is pointing to them.
Back on topic, you may have played too much PS if you meet an interesting person and your immediate thought after the initial conversation is that you want to make your next alt like them.
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that's kind of creepy :o
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I think I heard somewhere that the Diaboli on the poster is supposed to be a singer or something. It was a long time ago; I don't even remember who said it.
That singer is really desperate for attention, I guess.
I think you are right there. There is an NPC somewhere in Hydlaa that is a Diaboli (I think) that sings and performs I did a quest and she asked me to ask Brado about performing at his tavern or something but yes it does ring a bell.
Well I didn't actually happen to me. I was meaning me being a guy, would like a nice (Bazooka as Heleckie would say) Boobs female on my wall :) I do have The Veronicas on my wall LOL.
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Ok, let's just stop talking about female parts, ok? we're kinda off topic... Just get back to topic!!!!
You may have played to much Planeshift if you start to curse a PS God irl.
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that's kind of creepy :o
Precisely xD
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This may have been said but
You may have played too much PS if you miss the bus and say, "ah, I'll have to take the Dakkru express."
I did that.
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So you are back from the hospital. Lucky you... ;) ;)
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XP
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You may have played too much PS if the highlight of your weekend was playing in the new water.
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What? What new water?
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Some reflective water now (http://hydlaaplaza.com/flyspray/index.php?do=details&task_id=4530) (if your graphic card supports that).
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You may have played too much PS if you are able to travel in the wilderness via landmarks because your that's all you can see on your screen that's not black. :P
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If every time there's a wipe you're upset because your character had maxed out stats.
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If you no longer max your stats because you've lost your maxed character at least once. ;D
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You;ve played too much PS if you walk into the invisible wall- even if it isn't there.
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You may be playing Planeshift too much if you forgot that it is a game and not real life. :-[
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You may have played too much PS if you post in a forum about playing too much PS :D
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You may have played too much PS if you explain the fact that Mulder and Scully, although being a couple, address each other by their last name by thinking "They're probably older characters and don't have a last name", and see floating name tags over their heads for the rest of the movie.
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You may have played too much PS when you dream that your Guild Leader hops out behind shelves of the nearest market to attack you, and you lose because you have auto-accept on. [I've had this dream like 5 times this week!]
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youmay have played to much planeshift if you need sunglasses to go outside at night
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You may have played too much PS if you eventually quit.
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You may have played too much PS if you eventually quit.
You may have played way too much PS if you quit playing, but keep contributing to the forums.
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You may have played too much PS if you believe that the real life crafting system sucks.
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You may have played too much PS if, in the parking lot of your doc's office,
you see someone clearly not looking well,
so you cast healing flash,
even though you know you left your glyph sac in game... ::|
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You may have played too much PS if you can barely focus on a simple task at work because you're thinking about the major changes you want to make to your characters.
You may have played too much PS if you look at your web history and PS-related sites make up about a quarter of it.
You may have played too much PS if you have a separate Facebook from your real one, under your character's name, to add people you're less familiar with in-game there.
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You may have played too much PS if you pause before going into buildings to give the inner rooms time to load.
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@ Tessra: - That one is not necessarily PS specific... ;)
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You may have played too much PS if you dream with your characters [I did it once with Mishka and Tenra… not with Jecewie, I'm not that sick!]
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You may have played too much PS if you can tell the last names of NPCs when people ask about them using only their first name. :-[
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You may have played too much Planeshift if you actually want to become you character. :sweatdrop:
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Uhhhh, who wouldn't want to be a hulking, 8 foot tall, tattooed red man with horns?!?!?! ;D ;D ;D Or a giant CAT!?!?!? Or have wings?!?!?! Seriously, any above option is fine with me :D
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Horny Horned:
(http://www.popfi.com/wp-content/uploads/jesse-thornhill.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/438453555_cee94ee41b.jpg)
Cat-like:
(http://b4tea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/denis.jpg)
(http://b4tea.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/tom.jpg)
Wings (more or less):
(http://www.myjewelrybox.com/media/content/Image/Article%20Images/41581_wings.jpg)
(http://nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/59965.jpg)
And I doubt any of them even know PlaneShift... :o
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Okay, so my reactions basically went somewhat like this...
:) ====> :( =====> ???======= > :-X ======> :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
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no pic of the guy that tatoo'ed his whole body to be a snake/reptile man thing? or maybe that was the first guy, just at an earlier point. think it took him like 10+ years to do it all.
:P
also, your last pic doesn't work.
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Do we have reptiloid-humanoid races in PlaneShift? ... Riverlings maybe, but not playable.
Missing image: http://www.nerdnirvana.org/2009/11/14/wing-haircut/
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balding men should know that ink is not a good replacement for hair
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http://www.planeshift.it/klyros.html
i am disappoint.
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greet people the same way
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you may have played too much PS if you know the ingame time by logging on at looking at your IRL time :P
(not that i know)
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you may have played too much PS if you know the ingame time by logging on at looking at your IRL time :P
(not that i know)
Does ANYONE do that? :P
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This is only possible if the server was not restarted in the meantime. In-game time starts with the server software.