You might be a noob if you frantically run around yelling: "Where's the ulbernaut pit? I want to kill one!" on the first day.
You might be a noob if you are surprised that you don't go right back to Hydlaa after you die.
You might be a noob if you think that East Hydlaa is Ojaveda and that the north tower is the Bronze Doors.
You might be a noob if you try to /bend like the Ynwwn women do.
If you do those things, you might want to
on this game.