Forum Game!!!

[ravenrise]

I want a forum game.
So I made one.

The object is to justify killing the person who posted before you.
You can post more than once and the reasons don't have to make much sense.
I'll go first


I'm the first post!


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I kill him for being too happy.

[Sarras Volcae]

i kill ravenrise for making this dumb game

[LigH]

I kill Sarras for being so cruel to kill ... uuhm ... darn. Kill me too.

[Socius Rockus]

I kill Ligh so i can those other two with his guts

[Kieve]

Socius Rockus dies for omitting a word (or possibly multiple words, in which case it must be a painful death).

>:}

[Rigwyn]

I kill Kieve for worshiping a false god.

* Rigywn ducks

[neko kyouran]

[PhoenixRizin]

I kill Rigwyn because it's PS...a quick jog through the death realm and everything will be ok! 

[Sillamon]

*Sillamon clears his throat and says with a reserved smile "I kill PhoenixRizin because he needs a good butt kicking"
Xiosia bless my son... Xiosia bless.

[Geoni]

Haha i get to kill 2 people: first off i will kill Neko, since nobody else wants to, how will i kill him...well chocolate should do it  . I will kill Sillamon by disabling his ability to clear his throat,  therefor causing him to choke on his own mucus.

[bloodedIrishman]

I will utterly slaughter Geoni for being too nice. DIE! 

[lilura]

i will kill BloodedIrishman for not being scottish! I KILL J0o with meh pickaxe!

[garoninja]

I lure Lilura into a kran trap with a crystal

[Rigwyn]

I slide a spear up the leg and torso of garoninja's bronze armor and pull it out the neck opening. Next I roast him over a fire listening to an occasional sizzle and pop as the juices drip from his armor into the bed of coals below.
Why ? Uh ... Because I'm planning on making a nice meat pate to serve at the antique show at the explorer's outpost.
 

[LigH]

I discover garoninja with a nightingale floor, combined with bamboo darts...
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Darn, Rigwyn was faster.

In that case, I slice Rygwyn with a steam powered Katana (from the Mythbusters experiment - cutting a chaingun rifle).