The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread

[Sangwa]

Thanks, that rocked.

[bloodedIrishman]

This topic is a testament to the inspiring effect I have on people.

I frighten namby-pamby pantie-wearing girly-girls like Xillix and cause human expression to flourish.

[Caraick]

Hehe BloodedIrishman, you're really just asking for it, aren't you? 

[bloodedIrishman]

Bold as brass and smart like an ass. At least that's what my ex called me.  


I'll agree with the first part, but 'smart like an ass'? I thoroughly understand the implications of what I say. 

[neko kyouran]

I never really thought of donkeys being very smart.  Stubborn sure, but not smart.  Unless they are trying to make us think they aren't very smart and are manipulating things from behind the scenes. 

Those sneaky donkeys.  Gotta watch their every move.

[Marathal]

Those sneaky donkeys.  Gotta watch their every move.

Yeah, especially those Irish donkeys. 

[Catlemur]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly1al4K3u2M holding a knife

[verden]

Donkeys are smart. Most people who work with them consider them much smarter than horses.

Larger brain capacity is evidenced by the fact that donkeys require bridles with a larger browband than that needed for a comparable size of horse or pony. Donkeys are reported to have developed an intelligence superior to that of the horses, but its instincts give rise of different behavior, in certain circumstances, which many misconstrue as stubbornness. For example, it is not the nature of the donkey to run in panic when frightened as the horse instinctively does. Under the same conditions donkeys are more likely to stop, stand still and study the situation carefully to determine the best course of action.

http://www1.agric.gov.ab.ca/$department/deptdocs.nsf/all/agdex598

[Earowo]

This topic is a testament to the inspiring effect I have on people.

I frighten namby-pamby pantie-wearing girly-girls like Xillix and cause human expression to flourish.

Hehe BloodedIrishman, you're really just asking for it, aren't you? 

Naaa, i doubt he'd get in any real trouble, since he would get xillix mad, but i doubt he even bothers to come onto the forum at all, and talad is still mad at xillix as far as i know, so there no real trouble for irishman's immaturity

[bloodedIrishman]

You got it.

[Sangwa]

Nah, Xillix's just afraid. I saw him around somewhere on the forum. I bet it was my hotness.

[Geoni]

No it was probably the fact that if he stepped onto this thread I would reap my revenge for the windows user joke he huwt mah feelingz wit.

[MishkaL1138]

*chokes everyone around using the Force*

I find the lack of haikus in this thread… disturbing.

[Caraick]

Maybe we should just stick them both in the arena with a megaphone and let them duke it out poet-gladiator style...