...What did you say?

[Parallo]

Paral God. I like that.

...10 translations later we get:

"Word of warning. I can not."

lol

[Draklar]

Wait... did the translator just warned us you shouldn't become a god?

...10 translations later we get:

"Please wait ... compiler knows that there must be a God?"

[Sarras Volcae]

* Sarras Volcae reads the necronomicon

Original text:

"sexy rebel gangsta cannibalistic vampire ninja elf troll"

...56 translations later we get:

"Ninja Vampires Fucking nose in the dust pressure Sexy rebel."

excuse my language. it's a quote.

[LigH]

Reminds me on Lesbian Vampire Killers...

[Perlam]

Bow down before me, or i shall smythe you, i am 200 in axes!!

10 translations later...

I have these bows here, but i can also craft 200 Q axes

[Geceni]

"I smacked Teshia with a pie "

...10 translations later we get:

"I slapped cake clothing"

[Earowo]

PLain and simple

The dingo ate mah baby"

...56 translations later we get:

"Dog people."

[Koios]

I picked this cause it happened to me at the store a few hours back:

Original text:

"There's a cat sitting in the car next to me and it's staring at me."

...50 translations later we get:

"I'm in the car on Saturday"

[Sarras Volcae]

Original text:

"This online tool should not be used to make business decisions. You should always consult with a second opinion before jumping to conclusions."

...56 translations later we get:

"For Business Solutions. Before the attack, look elsewhere."

Original text:

"I took a shit in your pool."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am in Chicago."

Original text:

"The mango was not ripe enough. It tasted sour."

...10 translations later we get:

"Comics is not mature. The taste is bitter."

Original text:

"I kicked him in the groin."

...50 translations later we get:

"Limitations."

Original text:

"Mexicans smell like farts."

...50 translations later we get:

"Mexico, among the feces of dogs."

Original text:

"Maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness."

...50 translations later we get:

"Do not read anything. I'm a man with a 9 mm. Here in the valley of the great issues of the elderly to save his ministers."

 

[Geceni]

Rofl...

[zanzibar]

"What is this I don't even?" became "Why do not you agree?"

"Why do not you agree?" stayed the same after ten translations. After 56 translations, it became "Why not?", but it took a while. Interestingly, it was "Why do you agree?" after being translated to and from Czeck, then Finnish put it back into the negative.

[Merjer]

wow, old post, but still..lol 

Original text:

"As I looked at the moon, the moon was me, and I was the moon, and you were in the moon, and we all had the moon. I feel gibberish."

...10 translations later we get:

"When we see the moon in the month, you're on the moon, you are, we're a month. I feel like crap."

Original text:

"I'm feeling fat and sassy."

...56 translations later we get:

"I am proud of the grass."