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The Hydlaa Plaza / Re: Happy Valentine's Day Quote a Poem!
« on: February 14, 2009, 11:43:41 pm »
THIS IS NOT A LOVE POEM....vday is all over for me but i thought people would find this amusing ....
A randome poem ..by me Bwahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Once there was a monkey named Jim Bob Joe
One day he saw his friend who was called Moe
Jim Bob Joe and Moe ate some bananas
When they were done they saw Moe’s old Nana
And ran away because she talks too much
They went to Moe’s hut and searched through his hutch
Jim Bob Joe and Moe found a giant ball
Then Jim Bob Joe kicked the ball at a wall
The ball bounced off it and hit Moe’s Mother.
Then she sent them to play some place other
They were now bored so they robbed a big bank
But they got caught by a monkey named Frank
Frank was very mean so he put them in jail
Frank kept them in jail till they could make bail
There bail was set at sixty bananas
Moe used his one phone call to call Nana
Moe pleaded with Nana till she paid bail
Then Jim Bob Joe and Moe got out of jail
Nana made them promise to be good boys
And then she sent them to play with there toys
After that they played on the jungle gym
Once they got bored they went for a long swim
When they were done they went to Jim Bob Joe’s
And went to the garden and picked a rose
Jim Bob Joe and Moe took it to Nana’s
They thanked he for paying the bananas
Then they built a humongous rocket ship
And got in it and took it on a trip
They went to Mars and milked a space cow
Then the space cow shot them and they said “OW!â€
But they were okay so they flew away
Then they went to Pluto and played all day
The nest day they flew all the way back home
They landed on a small red garden gnome
Later that day they were up in a tree
Moe found a lamp and set the genie free
Moe wished they had wings so that they could fly
The second wish was that they could not die
The genie said it was against a rule
So instead he wished to be done with school
Thirdly he wished George wasn’t curious
This made the T.V people furious
This upset the authors and book stores too
The man in the yellow hat tried to sue
Jim Bob Joe and Moe felt sorry for him
They gave him a job in there brand new gym
They left the man and went to Taco Bell
Then they left it because of a bad smell
The monkeys didn’t know what else to do
So they decided to live in the zoo
A randome poem ..by me Bwahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Once there was a monkey named Jim Bob Joe
One day he saw his friend who was called Moe
Jim Bob Joe and Moe ate some bananas
When they were done they saw Moe’s old Nana
And ran away because she talks too much
They went to Moe’s hut and searched through his hutch
Jim Bob Joe and Moe found a giant ball
Then Jim Bob Joe kicked the ball at a wall
The ball bounced off it and hit Moe’s Mother.
Then she sent them to play some place other
They were now bored so they robbed a big bank
But they got caught by a monkey named Frank
Frank was very mean so he put them in jail
Frank kept them in jail till they could make bail
There bail was set at sixty bananas
Moe used his one phone call to call Nana
Moe pleaded with Nana till she paid bail
Then Jim Bob Joe and Moe got out of jail
Nana made them promise to be good boys
And then she sent them to play with there toys
After that they played on the jungle gym
Once they got bored they went for a long swim
When they were done they went to Jim Bob Joe’s
And went to the garden and picked a rose
Jim Bob Joe and Moe took it to Nana’s
They thanked he for paying the bananas
Then they built a humongous rocket ship
And got in it and took it on a trip
They went to Mars and milked a space cow
Then the space cow shot them and they said “OW!â€
But they were okay so they flew away
Then they went to Pluto and played all day
The nest day they flew all the way back home
They landed on a small red garden gnome
Later that day they were up in a tree
Moe found a lamp and set the genie free
Moe wished they had wings so that they could fly
The second wish was that they could not die
The genie said it was against a rule
So instead he wished to be done with school
Thirdly he wished George wasn’t curious
This made the T.V people furious
This upset the authors and book stores too
The man in the yellow hat tried to sue
Jim Bob Joe and Moe felt sorry for him
They gave him a job in there brand new gym
They left the man and went to Taco Bell
Then they left it because of a bad smell
The monkeys didn’t know what else to do
So they decided to live in the zoo