Warning bad humor ahead!


I've compiled this guide with my two year plus experience and getting advice to write this guide. This is highly unbiased as possible to not start a flame war with our new uber 1337 friends. If any of our new friends wants a uber 1337 omg hax version feel free to contact. Also this guide will never be complete so feel free to add somthing along in your posts!
 Input is always welcome.

Disclaimer: By reading this sentence in funny bold letter words you hold me not in any way shape or form responsible for death due to  poor humor or any form of harm related to this article

Names
I am sick of Legolass , XxLegolassxX , XoXoLegolassoXoX, Legolassteh3rd, 0XSAURONX0, Chuck_Norris, Mr.1337, Mr.Anderson in other MMOS please have some imagination. Its not the name that makes you evil, its how you play it.
If you want to make a name that fits the settings dont use dark in your name either. Try to spend some time thinking it, at most give it two minutes, or you can use the name generator. If a fellow player sees a name like DarkGlassMan the chances of them RPing with you are going down the drain. If they run into Elroy Feros they may RP with you. The name is always the first impression.


Descriptions
Ah yes the fun part. It would be a wise idea to have two descriptions for a evil char, one for when he or she is evil and one when he or she is not.
Example: Char Description shorten for your enjoyment. This is what a good amount use, I used it when I was in TOY and got away with it.

Character Mode: Evil
Evil: A dark figure wearing a cloak and hood to conceal his identity
Good: A friendly looking Xacha with a happy grin and charming aura around him. He looks like the type you'd spend days chatting with.

Another side note, avoid using pale skin and glowing red eyes... It isnt quite fitting with the settings, on the other hand if your a Xacha they are pale and therefore you can get the evil look with bloodshot eyes! And transformations from what I have read aren't possible sorry Vampire and werewolf lover not in this game.

Etiquette

Alright this is when common sense comes into play. Would you rob a person in the middle of a plaza in real life? Please use some common sense especially when starting tavern fights in front of the guards outside. And also be fair and roll its not that hard agree on a number with your target and ask permission we dont need another guild house theft incident.

Example: At least give it a try like this

Newbie: [Hey can I try and pickpocket you?]

Player : [Hehe sure!]

Newbie: [So what number we roll to 1-49 YAY L007 for me nub! and 50-99 OMG I LOST HAX!?]

Player: [Uhh... Sure]

REMEMBER! To get you must give! You cant play god only the Devs and GMs can! Therefore your a mere mortal in the world of Yliakum. So no you cant play ironman or Legolass with his mysterious quiver of endless arrows. When you play god the RP fight lasts for hours believe me I spent about 4 hours in a fight until I finally gave up because it was 3 in the morning! It is much more interesting when both players take a hit or two.

And so newbie and player finally coexisted...

Mentors!

This is highly suggested and deserves its own section because its dire its followed! The greatest thing you can do to relieve alot of stress is learning from a experienced player how to RP evily in PS and win! YES WIN! They can teach you alot, I was taught by Rethius AKA Listbard and we are still in contact learning from each other how to RP better. So prowl the guild forums and look for a guild that suits your devious needs; who knows you may be the next person spinning in that dark leather chair leading a bunch of bandits.

Thanks/References!

I'd like to thank these people for helping make this guide (NOT! It's to prevent lawsuits!)

Removed to spare them for being accused of assisting in making this not so funny post!

On IRC it was discussed what would the love child of RP and OOC would look like...... Lets just say it wont look good 
What do you think?

You are in the tavern and a PLer barges in and your making a proposal....
The idiot says "Lol how are you stranger, shall I pwn j00 today madam?"

A group of very angry people gather around Hydlaa Plaza one of which people complaining one screams "First Rinasho and now Coneitic I think these are linked!". A voice from a very wise Xacha says " We calmly solve this we will choose the bravest of them all to lead a band of vollunteers and hunt them down and we will have donations from their clans and guilds that wish these villains dead". Another voice yells "Dont they have supporters?". He simply replies "We will deal with them later....".

The point of this is we are sure Rinasho is live and kicking and that Coneitic should not be let free instead executed pernamently for revenge for Untar.
 
We need "Bounty Hunters/ Vollunteer hunters".


Current Hunters
Peacer

During the night a poster was posted on the wall of the tavern saying the following" Give us 1,000,000 trias or pay with your lives!". Its ben to long and the citizens of Hydlaa decided it was time to stand up. They removed the poster and replaced it with a sing up sheet for a militia to fight the bandits.

I need the following a group of bandits and a group of militia *preferably whole guilds*
Please leave your name or guild name. And once theres enough ill plan and it let you indivualy know i want it to be a surprise to the others to simulate realism.

Total Online: 109 
 Accounts 270277
Out of 270,277 only 109 are on?

Can somone explain this to me?
And what is a falchoin classified as?

When I try to load the world it comes up "Exception Access Violation at 00415419.
It just started doing that. And i will try re-installing now. Id just like to know why it started doing it.

Well i was once a advisor for quite a while and well now im asking a question.
1. How easy is it to mine (ive tried to dig in the town because i was desprate for ore.
2. Why does it seem so empty when i am on i see over 1000+ on the forums but 336 in!