Omfg Laanx praise the addition of armor! How shall I thanketh thee oh mighty pwnzor of all? Holdeth onth nowth mighty lordeth! I musteth getteth coketh from fridgeth! . . .(a short while later) Oh deareth dread lord of leetness, I shall hacketh the clienteth now so all of thine followers can flyeth!
Oh great people of Yliakum, hear me now! The mighty Laanx hath giventh me the go ahead to flyeth tremble before her awesome power tremble now from your terminals! Ignore the call of thine parentseth to dinnereth and flyeth with me to the top of the tower, where we shall pour off the first sippeths of our cokes and pepsi's and mountain dews, for our oldbie homies who could not be-eth with-eth us-eth todayeth!!!