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Gameplay => Guilds Forum => Topic started by: Auran on January 08, 2005, 08:22:02 pm
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The Moonlit Council:Wealth Redistribution and Mercantile Services
\"Posession is 9/10 of the law\"
Hail and well met fellow citizen. The Moonlit council is pleased to announce the inauguration of its operations in these realms. We are pleased to offer you the finest Wealth Redistribution services this side of the planes. We specialise in disposition of excess wealth and its proper redistribution. We also provide aquirement and sales services for \"preowned goods\". Read on to find out more about us:
Money belt itchy? Purse too heavy with gold? That diamond ring your wife wears doesn\'t really suit her? Too many things for such a small domicile? +5 moon sword doesn\'t go with your cloak?
OR
See anything you like? Neighbour has too much money? Or a Nymph Cloak you think doesn\'t suit him and would go well with your boots? Mother-in-law too ugly to be wearing the medallion of beauty and it would look better on your mistress?
If you replied yes to the former queries then chances are that our local service providers are on your case as we speak.
If you agreed with the latter then don\'t tolerate the circumstances any longer. Give us a call and we\'ll change the situation to suit you. For a very modest fee we guarantee full customer satisfaction and promise you will never have to see a court of law.
We also act in capacity of purveyor of goods both exotic and sundry. Place your order with our local establishment.
Please Note:
Now some people may term us Thieves but they are impolite. They donot appreciate our implementation of the old adage \" A fool and his money are soon parted\" mainly due to having been the fool mentioned therein. Ofcourse foolishness is subject to interpretation and those that we serve seldom acknowledge fitting into the category. We humbly apologise for such cases of conflict of opinion and promise to abide by the decision of a court of law in all such instances. We would also like to point out that you\'ll have to find us first............;).
A golden opportunty : Be a part of our franchise
All ladies and gentlemen with a disposition for social services such as ours are invited to be a part of our franchise. We offer full legal coverage and health benefits for our franchisees.
Enrollment infrastructure being still in development and thus offline all interesed parties are requested to post in our forums. Please be sure to post the following data. PS forum name, Race, Sex, Email address.
Please refer to our website
http://www.moonlitcouncil.tk
Any inconvenience due to site being under construction is regretted
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*claps*
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But it\'s .... AURAN !!!! 8o
Let the forum party begin :D
... noticing this is actually a guild thread ...
Hmm, nothing to say finally 8) Just amazed at the style, as usual. 8)
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hum me wonders if my suggestions a few months ago where right :P
ah well im not here to save them anymore :D grats auran i hope your guild flys well... i\'ll be requesting items from next week :P *eyes up draklars swords*
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So Auran is back to stay eh? Welcome back Robin Hood and hopefully this time you come as a friend. :) I can picture half of the Cabal being part of your guild but I would never say that out loud.
Good luck with your fine guild!
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Now this is a original and very well made guild. This is one of the most original things Iv seen yet, good job Auran. :)
Anyone trying to make a new guild, look at this and take note. But, DON\'T copy it. Damn clone guilds...
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Originally posted by TheRedMonk
I can picture half of the Cabal being part of your guild but I would never say that out loud.
I\'m insulted ;( Like I would let anyone be in a merchant guild X(
And yeah, good luck Auran :D I\'m sure you\'ll do great
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Heh heh. Despite the fact that this group seeks to take by whatever means things that do not belong to it, I must say that with Auran as its\' founder, it will be here to stay.
Whether or not that\'s a good thing... :P
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Ah! An adoring populace ! What can be better except for paying customers ;). A humble merchant can desire no more. :D
For the moment while the friggin game, made by our heartless devs, implements no way in which a poor man as me may seek a honest living in the trade of \"preowned goods\", The council\'s services will be more information oriented. We will supply copious amounts of dirt and other information to parties interested about whatever they are interested in. Also we will undertake contractual harassment, vigilance and surveillance tasks. If you have specific needs you will have to personally contact us.
Please note:
All our activities will be strictly RP. Here is an Example of what we won\'t do:
A dialog between a client, our representative, the mark and the lawman.
Lets say they are named \'bunnyking\', \'uncle jimmy\', \'granny Hanna\' and \'Veggie-Nonsense\'.
(These charachters are fictitious and any resemblance to people living or dead is pure coincidental ;))
Bunny King: Granny beat up m3h gurl !! I want her burnt on the stake.
Uncle Jimmy: Heh! Heh! Glad to be of service dear customer :D. I\'ll go to Hanna\'s house tommorrow with two cans of gas and then...
Veggie-Nonsence: Hey! Hey! Hey!!! I am a self important dev who wears lucky elmo underpants!! I say that\'s not fair gameplay. Do it ingame and in charachter.
Uncle Jimmy: How so o great dev? Since in your lousy game there is no way to do it??
Veggie-Nonsence: Well.. err ...ahem.. *blink**blink*. You are banned!!
Uncle Jimmy: Eeep!! 8o. Heh heh well ofcourse I meant your lordship that we\'ll find some way surely. This is such a wonderful game and you are so grand afterall. I am sure that in some magical way some martians will come in a little spaceship and help me discover some until now undiscovered facet that you have wisely hidden in your game that will allow me to burn granny without harming her or the community in anyway. :)
Veggie: Ha thats more like it. !! Go back to your insignificant little activities. I have more important gamedevy stuff to do.. *goes off to act self important with other devs ...um lets say EarWaxx and A-Plague*
Jimmy: Sorry bunny boy most we can do is get the little martian thingy where by \"martian\" I mean \"my l337 h4xx0r friend\" and by \"thingy\" i mean \"an illegal mod\". Then we can set granny on fire. It\'ll cost you 10,000 trias.
Bunny: What 8o ! I can\'t pay that! I blew my pay on my girlfriend Doodle\'s fancy shmancy skimpy outfit wearing religious cult. Plus i am so hopping mad that my credit rating is in the negative. Peaple are even afraid to borrow from me:P.
Jimmy: Here guys throw this maroon into the gutter!! WTF X(!.
Bunny: ha! Ha! look at me! I\'m a birdy!! * is carried off by four krans while flapping his arms wildly*
End:P
So that is something that we won\'t be doing viz
- using illegal mods.
- Harassing people in RL.
- sucking up to devs.(conditions apply ofcourse ;):P)
- transacting with stark raving lunatics.
- burning grannies at stake.
- having krans throw customers into the gutter.
but there are somethings that i personally might just do and encourage others to do viz
- having l337 h4xx0r freinds
- joining that skimpy outfit wearing cult of chicks.(especially that ;))
:D:D:D
So hopefully that should assure the communtiy that we aren\'t harmful to its structure and we will abide by its norms. So start sending the business in!!! Our fees are negotiable..
BTW: Meet me about that sword Sep and we\'ll work out the charges ;).
A call for recruitment
Join up now friends. I would like to make clear our employment policy here. We are more interested in faces new to the realms. Fame isn\'t conducive to our line of work. However potential will be recognised promptly and if your goal is fame then you will not find it wanting if you should be deserving. Your promotions and enhanced public roles will be swift.
As for so called oldbies we do need some known faces for some high profile positions in public liason and operation control. For these jobs get in touch with one of the council members.
I\'d like to point out that our working hours are extremely flexible and pay packets are on a commission basis for the jobs you undertake.
Very Important!!!:
It is common for ignorant folk to associate Auran with Auran the Corruptor and thus the Cabal. However I would lay rest the allegations of the Council consisting of half the cabal *glares at TheRedMonk and hits him on the noggin\' with a flounder* by pointing out that the council is right now comprised of three members who are : Yours truly, Neverdawn and another guy who\'s name i forget :P. Given that the Cabal\'s size is like fortyish?( ( Xordan ?) that by no means is half the Cabal.
Also i would like to state that this reflects poorly on my abilities of guild creation as this implies that I cannot start a guild from scratch and need the support of other existing guilds. I hope I have amply demonstrated to the contrary before.
And i would also like to say that i didn\'t come up with the concept. The credit, if due, goes to my other two associates. They came up with it and approached me with the concept. I liked it and asked to be made a part of it.
I would conclude here.
Thank you for your time and patience
ps:
whatever means neccessary things that do not belong
Ah but only to serve others my friend monketh. No personal reasons. You want stuff, we get it for you, simple ;)
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Get me 10000000000 trai, Ill pay you 5 tria for doing the jjob :)
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Yay... More thieves.
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* suddendly appears.
* claps * ...
Well done my friend, well done ... ;)
* goes back into shadows.
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Their not theives ! Their just men/women dealing in the honest trade of \"preowned goods\".
Auran said it himself surely it can\'t be wrong ? can it ?
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ive got a feeling that this is gonna turn out into one big arguement and general flameing thread like most of his stuff do.
other than that its nice to see you back and active again.
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Get me 10000000000 trai, Ill pay you 5 tria for doing the jjob
Sure.. Just keep looking at this post for an hour while i get it for you ;) mmKay?..
Yay... More thieves.
Heh Valbrandy was sure elated to see us :P. Whattsamatta man? Wanna ditch that hairbrained nord guild of yours and try your luck at some shady and lucrative deals ?
Their not theives ! Their just men/women dealing in the honest trade of \"preowned goods\".
You\'d better believe it ;).
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Please, apologise my prejudice Uncle Jimmy ;)
I just can\'t see how an evil Auran that was sooo evil can be so...so...not Auran
Anyway, touch me again, without my permission, and I\'ll be the one selling your \"private goods\" back to you...
If I didn\'t say it last time: Great idea and good luck!
Annah wait!
*nods at Auran and runs after Annah
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Hah! I love it! A red colored monkish fellow has the spine to threaten Auran! *pats Red on the head* Go home and play with tulips son. Haven\'t you heard that \"All spine and no brain makes Jack a dead boy\". Please note that \"Jack\" here is a placeholder and the saying still holds if the boy were named umm.... let say \"RedMonk\".
And thank you for your well wishes. :).
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Nice idea... Some people are too rich for their own good. Time to update your site and add a \"count me in\" button :]
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Mmm good except for cloking the members *shrugs* makes no difference either way people will find out whos who quick enough like usual.
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Just keep your hands off my \"preowned goods\" or I\'ll be placeing your preowned bodyparts in a shallow grave.
Pathetic little cutpurse
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Mmm good except for cloking the members *shrugs* makes no difference either way people will find out whos who quick enough like usual.
Yes. People that are robbed will start to dislike the guildmembers too soon. Maybe they could operate as the Morag Tong in Morrowind and redirect any complaints to the clients (so being completly open as a thief, everyone may know) and have a sort of scroll which gives you the rights to steel for the clients, there to be shown to the victims and guards once they found out. Or the guild should have a cover, like being a merchants guild in dayly life (all members show themselves as honest merchants), but at night, they will still do the jobs, avoiding detection at all cost, so that the guild reputation will not be spoiled. Keeping in mind how Auran talked about his guild, I think it\'ll be the first option.
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I must admit that I was surprised to see you start a guild, Auran. Impressive, looks great.
Oh, and if you find someone named RedMonk, let me know. I only know a guy named Tybalt whose title is The Red Monk.
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Oh, and if you find someone named RedMonk, let me know. I only know a guy named Tybalt whose title is The Red Monk.
Sure thing Piney! Services have a cost though. If you wish for the council to locate any individual you have to bear some expenses. However for you i\'ll throw in a discount ;):).
To Loran:
I like your analytical skills friend. Quick witted people are hard to find these days.
And yes i know the site needs that \"count me in\" button, the guys are working on it. In the meanwhile if you are interested just enroll on our forums. That link is on the site. We need keen minds and fast hands ;).
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Yes, I\'d like to join the planning and conversations in the forums, the only problem is that I\'m not allwoed in the Main Chamber... And in the Silent Chamber aren\'t any threads. So, what shall I do? :)
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yes i checked that up with the guys and it has been locked out for the time being for security reasons. And not having the admin password i cannot update or modify either the site or the forums.
so Loran What I suggest is that you for now simply sign up at the forums. Don\'t post any data. simply sign up and get a username and password. We\'ll later look to porting your profile into our member database as soon as it is up.
I look forward to our profitable partnership ;).
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I like your ideas... an interesting plan. I just hope you spend more time stealing money from the rich than you do running errands for them. Good luck either way.
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Owing to increased work at the @*%$##&@ office i have to cut down activity here. (yeah they make me work for the money! can you believe that! Those @#%%^$ 8*$%^X() . I am hoping the other members can pick up things somewhat.
To Loran:
Here\'s your chance man. Give it your best shot. Lets see how good you are with the propoganda machine. There\'s nothing more to the game. Win the crowds and you have won all;).
Get in touch with this guy \"Neverdawn\" at the forums.
To other council fellows:
Look alive! These people squander money that is ours. Make them realise that!
EDIT: Forum link added under sig. So once again \"Join us to make moolah really really fast\";).