PlaneShift
Gameplay => General Discussion => Topic started by: seperot on January 14, 2005, 08:20:58 pm
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my fellow people of Yliakum, as you may all know the past weeks and months has seen a new disease sweeping our lands. this disease has been an known menace to all members who reside in our fair lands but yet has never been fully identifide. you have all seen the sick and diseased folk who carry the plauge. they walk and fight just like us but when it comes to speach there the horror lies...
words that come to light which make no sence such as \"WTFLOLOLOLlolol!!!111\" and \"lvl?\" are just a small amount of the curse that has now gripped our lands. a curse which is sending many a fair citizen fleeing for there homes locking there selfs in and not coming out....
but fear no more for I have brought meathods to save yourself from the horrors of this curse.
Firstly: Do not lock yourself at home. To do so only weakens the resolve of the people that stay outdoors remember safety in more numbers.
Secondly: Do not have talks with them over a few kind words of \"go away you diseased freak\" or \"burn in the deathrealm you monster\"
Thirdly: Do not be worried to use leathal force. the people with this plauge have more or less no hope of recovering. they feel no pain if they die and so if they persist to harrase you i strongly recomend leathal force.
Finnally: Dont let them get the better of you. this is where the disease works its way into your own system. if you wish not to be spouting such dribble as \" OMGZ do yu knw where i get 1337 spells??!??\" then take heed to what i have said
*seperot steps off his soap box and leaves*
(ooc: its basically a made up idea of how to combat the n00b waves in PS for all of you who are already fed up of it :) it also gives an excuse for more seemless roleplay... also its just for fun :) )
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K1LL TH3M 4LL!1!1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1! WH4T SW0RD D0 U HAVE S0 TH4T WE C4N PWN TH3M???7?7? W3 4R3 13373R TH4N TH3M!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11!!
*cough*
let\'s ignore them (maybe accept any challenge they send so that we can kick their butts :) )
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L3TS PWNZ0R THE M4SS3S!!!! I mean heh yeah ignore the stupidity of others and live in harmony with our fellow brothers and sisters across this fair world we call Yliakum. You kind of get used to it after awhile and learn to just look past it all and only see the good or something...yes..or something ;)
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There\'s a point when constantly repeating things gets annoying.
Class: What?!?!
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I think a worse desease is lack of punctuation and the misspelling of \"lethal\" and \"sense\". But that could just be me... ;)
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Gah! Quickly now, we must quarantine Hydlaa to prevent the spread of this nasty diease. Hurry, \'ere it is too late!
*Ties scarf over mouth to prevent obtaining the plague.*
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I think we need to call upon the gods to mercifully end the miserable lives of the diseased!
OOC: We need to call upon the GMs to delete them in righteous wrath! :P
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Awfull, i hoped i had seen the last of that stupid CS talk after i (happily) left America\'s Army!
*Packs backpack \'o useless things and prepares to leave this place behind*
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ahh yes the disease. well i\'m glad to say this olde dwarf has been vaccinated for it :D
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Just use some simple roleplaying techniques. For example...
n00b: OMGZ, u can have tooo sords in both hand!
Icefalcon: /me looks at his hands
Icefalcon: I have two hands, why wouldn\'t I be able to weild two swords? Can you try speaking the common language, a can bearly understand your foreign dialect.
n00b: WTF this game suxxors, im leaving.
Problem solved.
Sort of off-topic, but not really... Check this out, \"The noob.\" (http://thenoob.keenspace.com/d/20040608.html) One of my favorite comics of all time. :D