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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Watcher on February 20, 2005, 04:04:43 pm
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I think it?s a very interesting topic that we all think about one time or another. Murder, whether it?s thinking about murdering your arch nemesis in school or killing that annoying noob that just wont let go. Tell me how you would commit this act.
I would lure someone into an area with laser mines as soon as they are in activate them and broadcast a message telling them that if they moved a inch they would die. Of course I would leave them in an unpopulated area so if they didn?t move for a few hours no one would find them, yet they would eventually scum to sleep and fall over triggering the mines. The mines would relate to the persons background, for example if I wanted to kill someone in the army I would use army mines. This would give the impression that I was associated with the army or his army career.
Please post your versions of a \"perfect crime\" and how you would commit it. Oh and no I am not a psychopath and am not actually planning murder but my creative mind wont rest at the moment and I need something to exercise my mind on.
* By posting here you agree not to use or to conspire to use these techniques in an actual crime.
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Originally posted by Watcher
* By posting here you agree not to use or to conspire to use these techniques in an actual crime.
You had me until this.
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* By posting here you agree not to use or to conspire to use these techniques in an actual crime.
sorry was gonna post a few ideas but :/ (of corse since i have no qualms against flat out lying :P )
So here goes totaly wiped poision dart :D use gloves and have it air powered.. no prints no DNA and instant death
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Depends what the crime is really say if you were assasinating someone get a very good powered rifle, shave the bullets abit to hide any cereal or anything that could trace back. cover the gun in something removing any metallica shine. After its all said and done get in your vehicle go home burn the clothing somewhere..hide the rifle under the floor boards in the shed.
Yes I would never do such things, unless ofcourse the person was trying to kill me first ^^
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umbrella tipped with poison find the guy on the street and dig it into his foot...
it worked for the kgb :)
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Considering my target has a dwelling, and I have no previous records of aggression towards him, I would...
Watch him/her for many days, even months. learning their friends, their routine, and the circles they run in... Being inconspicuous.
I would obtain a small dosage of Iocane, A tasteless, scentless powder, that dissolves instantly in water, and can kill a man of 230 pounds(104.55 Kilogram) with 10 miligrams, wether inhaled, injested, or taken into the bloodstream.
On the date of my careful choosing, I would possition myself within their vicinity, while they are excluded, alone. Be it in the morning as they leave their house. At night when they return (preferably).
Armed with a small, silenced air powered bebee rifle, (easily obtained at a sporting or hobby store, Silencer homemade from carbide tubing, or obtained if you have a connection. I would have one of my pellets laced with the Iocane, previously mentioned.
Struck with this pellet, Making no noise, in the upper leg, or back if they hadn\'t thick clothing. they would feel naught more than a pin prick,
Within 10 minutes they would be lifeless, inside of their home. and i would be safely back from whence I came.
I know where you live
*wandering eyes*
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nuke the city they lived in
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...totaly wiped poision dart :D use gloves and have it air powered.. no prints no DNA and instant death
The air power is from a can on cell right? Because you would get saliva in the tube and on the dart if you used lung power.
Perfect murder eh...?
A: The target would have to be unrelated to you so there are no ways to connect you to it.
B: The mode of killing would have to look like either an accidental or natural death.
C: Though we would of course love to you could not leave a \'calling card.\'
I think the best is to let two guys kill one another or make it look like they did. That way, case closed. The murderer was taken out by his victim...no further investigation. Though that seems to take some of the fun out of it.
Part of the murderers joy is taken in that they are not caught when they could be. The easyer they think it is for them to be found the more fun it is. Like hide and seek only on a more, devious level.
PS: Nice work there Waylander, remind me not to get into any assanination competitions with you. :)
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NINJA TACTICS!
I would be sneaky, never seen never heard and when the time is right... *SWEENNN!* all over, I escape into the night without a hint or clue I or anyone was there. But to be cool, I would make a \"Z\" in his chest so people think that its a Zorro wannabe, but by the time they find the headless body in the dumpster, in a dark alley, I\'d be on the other side of the world.
MUAHAHA...
perfect...
>.> <.< >.>
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I would destroy everything the persoon has worked for, and allow that person to see me always following them and watching. After a while, I will let Insanity take it\'s toll.
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I live in Texas...we are not big or hyped up on perfect techniques. So, with that in mind, here is my plan:
Take the guy hunting on a friend\'s land, or get him out into the country by means of another way. This kinda depends on who you are trying to kill and what they like to do. Then, grab a gun, and shoot. Simple, lots of blood, and no witnesses. I could make it look like self-defense by having him \"stab\" me in the arm with a hunting knife. I would do this after death, of course. How? Easy. Take his lifeless hand (with the knife) and cut yourself with it across the arm. It would have his prints, not yours, and self-defense is the PERFECT way to get out of it.
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Receive training in the use of a high-powered rifle w/ scope.
Purchase weapon out-of-state from someone who doesn\'t obey regulations faithfully.
Buy Plane tickets, show up at the airport, redeem \'em and leave.
Silence rifle.
Fake license plate.
Black BioHazard suit. No way to ID.
Cover car with removable paintjob of some sort.
Commit crime.
Flee. Taking the cartridge.
Remove removable paintjob, black biohazard suit, fake license plate.
Clean gun & run gun through flames.
Sell gun out of state without obedience to regulations.
Return to previous state of life within 24 hours of commiting the crime.
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Simple. Do it in New York City. Seriously, people have been shanked there on the street in broadday light, and thier murders still haven\'t been caught.
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Originally posted by Waylander
nuke the city they lived in
pfft. That all??
All you have to do is move to Mars, and live in a perfectly sustainable environment, then blow the crap out of the earth. Problem solved.
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beat them to death with my bare hands, or their shoes, in front of the queen for random purpose. whichever proves more fun
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Originally posted by Waylander
nuke the city they lived in
Gah, you stole mine.
Actually, I don\'t think I would ever murder someone, so why talk about it.
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I would take a sharp small knife and put really strong poison on the tip of the knife, then find out the lifestyle of the person thus finding the time he would be in a really crowded area. I would go trough the crowd as a normal citizen and while passing him I would stab the tip of the knife i his arm thus getting the poison in his system. I would make sure he would not see whi I am me in the crowd and would not see from who the stab came.
P.S.: my \"plan\" to get rid of a teacher :D
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1st option: shoot the f*u*c*k*e*r in the middle of the street. Then bribe the judge or have you\'re goons terrorize/intimidate the jury members any wich way they can be it terror, buy them with with money, violence, kidnaping relatives, rape or whatsoever, just as long as they vote not guilty on you, and walk away.
screw the perfect murder, you buy it
Cosa Nostra
2nd option: go on a holiday to former Yugoslavia, find a ex- serbian soldier give him 1000 dollar, the adres and a picture of the person you want to get rid of an airplane ticket there and back again et voila perfect murder.
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While they are swimming in their pool snipe them with a silenced sniper rifle. When done pack away the rifle in a back pack then pour cement over it and nestle it safely in your garden.
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Why is nuking a place the perfect crime? People get caught for bombing places every day. :rolleyes:
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I wouldn\'t be caught doing it, that would be my perfect crime, now the crime.... hmmm.... hacking the cia headquarters and getting something/leaving a text file without getting caught or anything.
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Originally posted by Kixie
Why is nuking a place the perfect crime? People get caught for bombing places every day. :rolleyes:
Because when you nuke somewhere, if people come after you, you nuke them :D
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nuclear bomb + used nearby = death to all! Nuclear bombs are too dangerous to use in crimes. But a little homemade nitroglycerin with a slow fuse of some napalm... now we\'re talking!
Note: Pyrotechnics are my \"other\" hobby.
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not if it isn\'t used by somebody nearby !!!
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Buy a plane ticket to some random country like hong kong, go to a random internet cafe, hack their computer, then edit their hard disk so its all 1\'s on one side and all 0\'s on the other side-- (they have to be at their computer for this to kill them), then set the disk rotation speed to highest. The disk starts wobbling because of the inbalanced electomagnetic forces (becuase its all 1\'s on one side and all 0\'s on other- opposite magnetic force) and as it goes faster and faster it wobbles more and more until it slips off the pin and out of the computer, slicing their throat and they bleed to death. That would have to be the perfect murder. But you would have to be a bit lucky for it to kill them.
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I like that! Hmm, now to get one of those industrial 15,000 rpm drives and get it going fast! But how would it slip out of the computer case?
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lol, that is the best plan yet.
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But how would it slip out of the computer case?
It slices out of of the computer case- think about it, thin metal disk going at 15,000 rpm, zooooopph---- I know for a fact this sort of thing happened back in the days of mainframes, (which is why they were often housed behind a 10cm thick wall of concrete) when they had huge metal disks, but thesedays windows has something that makes sure the o/s evenly distributes 0\'s and 1\'s so theres never too many on either side.
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I wouldn\'t murder I would steal. First, I would wear dark clothing and a black bandana over my mouth so they can\'t hear me breath. Then, I would sneek into their house with gloves padded with small sharp pricks. Using the gloves I would climb the side of the walls avoiding light. Then I would reach for their bonds and credit cards and take em. Then i would quickly get out the window.
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Or you could kill the internet. That would make many people lose their minds :D
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I\'d find a baby.
With candy.
And then I\'d -take it-, and run.
The candy, I mean.
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Originally posted by XpYtZ
...totaly wiped poision dart :D use gloves and have it air powered.. no prints no DNA and instant death
The air power is from a can on cell right? Because you would get saliva in the tube and on the dart if you used lung power.
Perfect murder eh...?
Air Powered Dart Rifle the it is perfect.. if never repeated then it looks like a random act of assasination
EDIT: WiseKran\'s is even better then mine though :) but mine wasn\'t very well thought out as i dont think on these things very often XD
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I have a new suggestion.
Study their movements make notes if they are predictable (e.g. always leave the house at 10.) Then plant a bomb outside there work and time when they arrive. Set the timer to be when they usually arrive providing there are quite a few people going in at that time as well. Once it explodes it will hopefully kill your person but it will also wipe out a few other people, which would make it seem like a terror bombing.
I can\'t wait until I become a forensic scientist. So many crimes so little time.
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How about I destroy your entire universe by slowly poisoning your youth\'s minds through televison, videogames, and fried chicken fingers.
...I\'d prefer a instantanious implosion, but I\'m currently out of town and unable to put my full power into it.
:evil:
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stab someone with an iceicle....... then make a chess set from the bones
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Blackmail somebody else into doing it :D
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I would kill them with a sharp icicle. Which would melt. Then they\'d nevar find the murder weapon.
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Easy, nuke the city the guys in, theyd never know who i was aiming for ;)
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They wouldn\'t care who you were aiming for. Then they\'d just want to get you even more.
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That was not supposed to be a serious response....
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Considering my target has a dwelling, and I have no previous records of aggression towards him, I would...Watch him/her for many days, even months. learning their friends, their routine, and the circles they run in... Being inconspicuous.
I would obtain a small dosage of Iocane, A tasteless, scentless powder, that dissolves instantly in water, and can kill a man of 230 pounds(104.55 Kilogram) with 10 miligrams, wether inhaled, injested, or taken into the bloodstream.
On the date of my careful choosing, I would possition myself within their vicinity, while they are excluded, alone. Be it in the morning as they leave their house. At night when they return (preferably).
Armed with a small, silenced air powered bebee rifle, (easily obtained at a sporting or hobby store, Silencer homemade from carbide tubing, or obtained if you have a connection. I would have one of my pellets laced with the Iocane, previously mentioned.
Struck with this pellet, Making no noise, in the upper leg, or back if they hadn\'t thick clothing. they would feel naught more than a pin prick,
Within 10 minutes they would be lifeless, inside of their home. and i would be safely back from whence I came.
I know where you live
*wandering eyes*
but you can build up a resistance to iocane powder!(sorry im a movie buff)
pfft. That all??
All you have to do is move to Mars, and live in a perfectly sustainable environment, then blow the crap out of the earth. Problem solved.
that all you got?
just make the the sun go supernova...i wont bore you with the details as to how this ould be done...especially as i dont want to die...;)
regards
-Tarach
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Ya self defense is alot of fun if you can get them to come at you with a knife then you can always reverse the knife and get away legally without any worry, as long as no one suspects provocation.
But why nuke or poison people, theres very little entertainment in that. Insanity looks good.
But anyway get a good ole small pocs immunisation then take a sample of small pocs to sydney airport with a timed release on it then go home and watch on the news 2 weeks later as there is a pandemic. Or maybe some other virus
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You\'re telling me blowing the crap out of people so hard that their shadows get imprinted on the ground, sand turns to glass from the heat, and all thats left of buildings are their foundations isn\'t fun? ?(
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Originally posted by Efflixi Aduro
You\'re telling me blowing the crap out of people so hard that their shadows get imprinted on the ground, sand turns to glass from the heat, and all thats left of buildings are their foundations isn\'t fun? ?(
Sure it\'d be fun, but obtaining plutonium or any other nuclear material would be the toughest thing in the world to obtain. It\'d be like getting your lisense renewed at the DMV, except it\'d last 2 years and all the people in the DMV would have Ak-47\'s and RPGs. Yeah, it\'d suck pretty hard. :rolleyes:
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1. O.D.
2. stage a \"domestic dispute\" murder
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Originally posted by dimaq
1. O.D.
2. stage a \"domestic dispute\" murder
Well a murder \"during the heat of passion\" is still 2nd degree murder. Thats 25 to life, and in no way worth it\'s result. Can\'t see that as perfect either.