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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: ajdaha on May 24, 2005, 12:11:07 pm

Title: Cancer, and how to prevent it.
Post by: ajdaha on May 24, 2005, 12:11:07 pm: I personally don\'t want to evolve, so I would rather not have my cells mutating inside me. Unless it gives me super-powers. But that is a very low chance : (
So how could you prevent cancer?
Here is a method to reduce and slow its effects:
http://www.mercola.com/2003/oct/22/cancer_sleep.htm

the problem is, I don\'t do any of these. Not even the shower one.
The worst form of cancer, I could imagine would be testicular cancer. I feel for you my friends.
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Post by: Foresteer on May 24, 2005, 04:15:48 pm: Ohhh crap i must be eat up with cancer already :P

Seriously.. that would *partialy* explain why its become prevailent only just recently.. maybe i should go to bed now ;)
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Post by: ajdaha on May 24, 2005, 05:16:12 pm: I\'m actually really afraid of cancer.
How can I keep my balls free from it is what I want to know.
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Post by: ajdaha on May 24, 2005, 06:44:19 pm: This game is sad. The boards are sooo slow.
I just want to have a conversation. Common losers, get to speaking.
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Post by: Xordan on May 24, 2005, 07:41:37 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ajdaha
How can I keep my balls free from it is what I want to know.

Apparently, masturbating once a week should decrease your chances of getting prostate cancer by alot.
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Post by: Uyaem on May 24, 2005, 08:04:32 pm: Frankly, this page looks a little like one of the (very popular ;) ) scam pages, it\'s just that they don\'t seem to sell anything O.o
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Post by: ajdaha on May 24, 2005, 08:20:22 pm: Lol,
I THINK I\'ve got that covered Xordan.
What about doing it more than that amount?
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Post by: Cyl on May 24, 2005, 09:41:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ajdaha
Lol,
I THINK I\'ve got that covered Xordan.
What about doing it more than that amount?

As long as you dont masturbate until you tear your littly ajdhi apart you wont die from it. Well about masturbating preventing cancer. I think that there\'s the truth behind it. The problem is when not your spermia (I think it is that way; If I am right the Nominativ Plural of an O-Declination word in neutrum is -a; templa,..) but the hide/all those things in it.

Isn\'t it ironic, cells who dont want to die kill you. Wonderful strive for immortality.

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Well testicular Cancer is NOT the worst form of cancer. Leucemia is worse. Testicular Cancer can be operated rather easy compared to other \"sorts\"

And some sorts of cancer are an \"invention of modern society\", our food habits have changed that much that in some extreme cases your food gets out just about a week later. This invites cancer to your stomach you know.
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Post by: Efflixi Aduro on May 25, 2005, 01:46:48 am: Meh, I don\'t have to worry about cancer because I already decided to die when I feel like it. And my last words will be \"I think I\'ll die now\" and then I\'ll die.
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Post by: Keyaz on May 25, 2005, 01:51:17 am: intriguing...
my last words will be probably cursing in random choice order, i chose to die young, the brake on my bmx will fail and i\'ll get hit by an equivalent of an 18 wheeler, with \'eddi stobart\' on its cargo cover :)

as for cancer, wow, brething causes cancer, growing tomatoes causes cancer, looking at a cute girl wityh your head tilted at a 13o offset causes cancer

>.>
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Post by: Talamir on May 25, 2005, 03:12:15 am: Quote
Originally posted by Demarthl intriguing... my last words will be probably cursing in random choice order, i chose to die young, the brake on my bmx will fail and i\'ll get hit by an equivalent of an 18 wheeler, with \'eddi stobart\' on its cargo cover :) as for cancer, wow, brething causes cancer, growing tomatoes causes cancer, looking at a cute girl wityh your head tilted at a 13o offset causes cancer >.>

Sometimes I wonder how I dont have cancer....

Well, anyway, I go with efflixis idea, or, well...not an idea, i guess. but hey, hes right. dieing isnt that bad...Of cource I\'ve never died before..
Title: Greatest dying words ever...
Post by: buddha on May 25, 2005, 03:20:50 am: (this is apparently true) Oscar Wilde sat bolt upright on his death bed and said with conviction: \"Either those curtains go, or I do!\"