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Gameplay => Guilds Forum => Topic started by: piefreak on August 15, 2005, 06:39:03 am
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We have created a new guild devoted towards the completion of The Great Pie Quest, a new guild-based quest which was just added recently.
Yes, our guild is not as organized as others. So, why would you join, you may ask? Well, for the adventure, my fellow ruffians. This pie quest is quite difficult, and we need all the help we can get.
So, leave those camps, stop killing gobbles and rats, and join us into the great wild yonder for the quest of a lifetime with brothers in glory!!!
Regards,
Eloquis
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So eh... what happens once your quest is finished? Do you just disband and form the Legion of Cheesecake? ;)
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As piefreak is running around and trying to get the attention of the rat hunters, he whispers:
Maybe the next holy wipe will save them for a while, allowing their members to err... achieve the quest a second time? Now I understand why there is such an outburst of activity after each of them.
I prefer that to the alternative of an anti-Darwinian guild ;)
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where do you get this quest?
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Regarding the location of the quest, as usual, it would not be appropriate to spoil the quest in the forums. Yesterday, I worked with many on this quest, so you may be able to gain some clues by speaking with others. Of course, membership in our guild will result in a bonding of our friendship, and thus result in open communication, as this is the sign of a true friendship.
Regarding the future of the Pie Lovers Guild, we have many plans. Since many Hydlaans have great love of pie, I suspect new quests will be found. Being that we are currently working on The Great Pie Quest, I think it would be reasonable to expect the upcoming The Greater Pie Quest, The Lesser Pie Quest, and hopefully even The Greatest Pie Quest!!!
Beyond questing and adventuring, our guild is very interested in pie, and all things pie related, such as tarts. I will be giving regular baking classes so that our guild members my spread our love of pie throughout all of Yliakum.
As I am currently the most experienced baker in our guild, I will likely be spending most of my time in the kitchen. Thus, I will need my kindly sous bakers to fetch ingredients for my latest pie creations. I am currently working on a pie with a rat eye, mushroom, and a dash of gold that is just scrumptious. I cannot tell you more of this recipe as it is a guild secret. Our sous bakers will, of course, be compensated nicely in trias for their hard work in helping our guild create the most fabulous pies that Hydlaa, dare I say, Yliakum has ever seen!
Of course, there are many uses of pie. I may be saying too much here, but we are currently researching the development of the Pie in the Face weapon. I cannot expand upon this furthur in public.
I encourage all who are interested in any or all of our goals to make furthur inquires and join our guild. We love all who love pie!
Regards,
Eloquis
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... I love this :D
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is this for real
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This is most definitely for real. Just today, I sent many new members on missions that excited and challenged them. We are now 14 members strong, all in two days. As this rate, the love of pie will grow across the land in no time.
We are always looking for new members, although you must either be a lover of pie or at very least love those who love pies.
We must quickly attain strength. I have recently heard that an Ale Lovers Guild will be formed will the sole purpose of killing us all. Of course, with our secret weapon and their low agility, I personally think they will be of no match to us.
As a sign of the influence we are having across the land, a bard recently devoted this song to us:
She\'s my gobble pie
Cool drink of water
Such a sweet surprise
Tastes so good
Make a grown man cry
Sweet gobble pie oh yea
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Again, we welcome all inquires.
Regards,
Eloquis
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I would like to humbly propose an alliance between your guild and our organisation. As a reminder, we\'re currently specialising in rawfish-based food, and the pie touch would definitely be ... well, the icing on the cake.
Drop me a line if you\'re interested :)
(or to Jomed Parcen in the tavern, he\'s the cornerstone of this organisation ;) )
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This is a wonderful idea and I was quite interested in forming such an alliance. I have spoken to many citizens and have determined that the desire for carp pie is great!
To my great dismay, I have spoken with Jomed and he appears to be uninterested. Not only that, it seems he hardly understands what I am speaking of. Now, I am just a baker and do not claim to have the tongue of a bard, but I am starting to wonder if this Jomed is an olf. Me thinks there may be some poison in his carp fish which has driven him mad. Maybe is has something to do with the sewers running directly into the underground rivers?
Yet, I hold my chin up high. While we will continue to focus on our baking skills, we would gladly ally with righteous ones who are skilled in cooking. If you have such skills or know of one who does, please hail me.
Recently, I have had glorious visions in my sleep. Besides the usual visions of the sweet pies my mother used to make, I am seeing visions of Talad. On Talad\'s shoulders are all the peoples of Yliakum. Talad and all are all dancing, smiling, and loving life. I look closer. They all have pie.
This is what we, the Pie Lovers, are hoping to achieve. Love and brotherhood through pie. May the gods bless us in our quest.
Regards,
Eloquis
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*ahem*
I \'m afraid I don\'t come with the offer of an alliance but with a request instead. Seeing that you seem to be so specialised in the creation of baked goodness that it could be confused with a true art, I am wondering. Could one order collosal and I mean truly collosal and luxuriously decorated cakes or pies for certain feasts at your address? If so would your Guild have any samples for interested clients like myself to choose from?
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hmm yeah would look nice at a wedding ;)
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Is the piequest in the game yet?
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This is hilarious!!! but you and your guild definetly need to dedicate the guild to more than just a quest because once it is finished the guild will get really boring.
I definetly hope this is for real, if not than it is just quite funny.
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Please!!! continue on about this pie thing. Not only is it hilarious but is a very intriguing topic.