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Title: The Cult of Seperot
Post by: seperot on October 09, 2005, 12:16:43 pm: (http://www.myimgs.com/data/seperot/COF.jpg)

<>Do people call you evil, even though you know your just misunderstood by there twisted ideals?

<>Do you find yourself resorting to violence, verbal offence, scamming people out of there house and home, or turning once life long friends againced eachother for your benifit?

<>Do you like cake?

If your answer is yes to any of the above or even if your not, the Cult of Seperot is for you.

The Cult of Seperot uses state of the art Political Spin combined with the passion of religion. and our Preachers are on hand to give you advice on....

<>Personal Holy Wars

<>Using Sanctuary to avoid lynching mobs

<>Personal Gain though the loss of others

<>How to murder someone and cover it under \"sacrifice to my god\"

<>Free cake!

Want to join but you lack the the comitment? well then the Cult of Seperot Junior is for you! here you will learn the arts and crafts you need to become what you had dreamed of.

Current members:
Master of the high alter: Drey
Sprit of the haunted afterworld: XpYtZ
Holder of the sacred and holy artifact: Nebuduck
Shadowform Beholder Of The Inquisition: Sangwa
Teh great overlord of lint: Robinmagus
Jose
Buddha
Lordbug
Druke
Koshdukai
zorbels
Tranor

*note* This is more of a religion so wont affect any other guilds joined

Edit note: Im not bumping im updating the members list :P
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 12:57:54 pm: Do you mean people can join but dont have to give up there Guild :))
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Post by: Drey on October 09, 2005, 01:21:21 pm: Quote
Originally posted by yayoo
Do you mean people can join but dont have to give up there Guild :))

thats what he said...
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 01:23:19 pm: So why is it in the Guild Forum its not a Guild.
Are you in it Drey?
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Post by: Drey on October 09, 2005, 01:24:32 pm: because its one of those type of things that goes here.
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 01:27:56 pm: I dont know if I like it I need more info
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Post by: Drey on October 09, 2005, 01:43:48 pm: Well, we dont know if we want you to join.
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 01:54:04 pm: I dont think I want to join either I would like to know more about it
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Post by: Drey on October 09, 2005, 02:28:45 pm: what do you want to know?
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 02:35:48 pm: Is it evil?
How many people are in it?
Can I have some cake?
What do you do?
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Post by: Sangwa on October 09, 2005, 02:57:44 pm: I like cake.
This sounds too chaotic though :P.

Seems like you\'re picking up some of Cabal\'s work where they left it. I mean, where the lack of morals and disrespect for law are concerned.

Good luck :D
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Post by: SuburbanPlankton on October 09, 2005, 04:39:46 pm: Tea and cake or death!
Tea and cake or death!
Little red cookbook, little red cookbook!
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Post by: seperot on October 09, 2005, 08:05:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
I like cake.
This sounds too chaotic though :P.

chaotic? hah! it is streamlined with organiasation we cater to all your tastes from rampagin madman to organised syndicate the Cult of Seperot is for all :)
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Post by: Auran on October 09, 2005, 08:11:03 pm: Hey!! Sep\'s plagiarising the good old Cabal franchise! I\'d have sued his pants off but meh I am a lazy assed bum. Somebody please sue Seppy.

So sep son. What are we trying to do here? Start the \"New and improved Cabal with extra iron and calcium\"? Good luck with it. Although I know that Sep\'s guilds tend to start and dissappear suddenly I still wish this one would last. These realms really need more \"real\" evil guilds. Not poseur evil hippies *shakes fist at DE*. Seppy is just too chaotic himself to be a good guild leader anyway but he\'s a good kid. Did I mention that he was associated with Aunty Moogie\'s Happy Bunny Hoppy Hoppy Carrot Eating Guild for a while? Now that is something that one must appreciate. *Appreciates seperot by patting him on the head and giving him a cookie*
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Post by: Sangwa on October 09, 2005, 08:21:05 pm: Quote
These realms really need more \"real\" evil guilds. Not poseur evil hippies *shakes fist at DE*.

Still confusing annoyance with evil? Hmpf, is it too much to ask for patience? It\'s not like you can conquer the world with the simple evil toys - harassment and humiliation. Cabal showed us that didn\'t it ^^.

I\'m sure The Cult Of Seperot will last more than his other guilds. I\'m thinking that having a guild with his own name will allow him to change his ideals without changing the guild\'s name.
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Post by: druke on October 09, 2005, 08:27:44 pm: finally something interesting MAY happen around here

ao needs another political confilict

/me rembers the days of Annah vs. AO
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Post by: Auran on October 09, 2005, 08:29:39 pm: The Cabal wielding simple toys? Really boy how little you have known and seen. Minds are not simple toys.

BTW you are right about the name thing though. I think now sep has a commitment to the guild.
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Post by: seperot on October 09, 2005, 08:30:48 pm: Alas Auran while your diagnostic on me may have been fair of me moons ago, life unfortunatly moves on and so has my organisation skills. For a start of points which I smear in your face the IT still lives however not in this realm they left with me some 7 months ago and are still there hanging around :). Secondly this is a religion not a guild. Third the cabal sadly dug themself into a self spun pit of endless blackness in which no man woman or kran could save, so why would I copy such a poor remedy :). Finnally on a side note

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Did I mention that he was associated with Aunty Moogie\'s Happy Bunny Hoppy Hoppy Carrot Eating Guild for a while?

We dont talk about that :)
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Post by: Draklar on October 09, 2005, 08:35:15 pm: *baps Sangwa* Quit talking with the gaffer. He\'s a gimp :O

Hmm... How much happy I feel that I gave away that CoS badge at once o.-

Err, I mean good luck, Sep :P
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 08:55:42 pm: How do you get members do you pick them or do they ask you if they can join?
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Post by: XpYtZ on October 09, 2005, 09:04:16 pm: Wow Draklar, Auron and Seperot all in the same topic. It is like a time warp. :))
Contact me with more information there Sep. I might be interested. Seeing as I am currently dead you can have your own personal ghost...I could be like a dead prophet or something. :D
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Post by: yayoo on October 09, 2005, 09:11:24 pm: PM me to i like the idea but im not sure
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Post by: druke on October 10, 2005, 12:21:05 am: this sounds like fun, I\'m in.
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Post by: seperot on October 10, 2005, 11:20:30 am: *Seperot hands Druke a Cult of Seperot Badge*

Welcome to the cult :)
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Post by: Drey on October 10, 2005, 11:41:36 am: Quote
Originally posted by yayoo
PM me to i like the idea but im not sure

i wouldnt bother too much if i were you yayoo.
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Post by: Draklar on October 10, 2005, 12:12:11 pm: Quote
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Originally posted by yayoo
PM me to i like the idea but im not sure

i wouldnt bother too much if i were you yayoo.
Yeah, this whole cult thing seems to be just a waste of time ;)
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Post by: XpYtZ on October 10, 2005, 12:18:57 pm: Cults are always a waste of time; that\'s what makes them so much fun to join.
Besides I am working on my \"False Prophet\" badge in the \'Enki scouts\'.
Count me in there Sep.
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Post by: seperot on October 10, 2005, 03:44:10 pm: Huzza!

*Gives X a CoS badge*

Welcome Brother!
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Post by: zanzibar on October 10, 2005, 07:23:09 pm: I like it, even though based on what little you wrote I\'m not sure it doesn\'t fit in with my own philosophy....

<>Do people call you evil, even though you know your just misunderstood by there twisted ideals?

So you people are good, just misunderstood? Do you all have the same twisted ideals, or will any twisted ideal lead to acceptance?

<>Do you find yourself resorting to violence, verbal offence, scamming people out of there house and home, or turning once life long friends againced eachother for your benifit?

\"Resorting\" suggests that you believe that all these actions are bad things. I\'m not saying you\'re right or wrong, but it is suggested in the language you\'re using.

You seem to clearly believe in a struggle between good and evil which is only one way of seeing things.... but it\'s an interesting idea, you already have some really good members, and I look forward to witnessing any intellectual discussions you have on your beliefs and attitudes.
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Post by: Draklar on October 10, 2005, 07:52:34 pm: Quote
Originally posted by zanzibar
\"Resorting\" suggests that you believe that all these actions are bad things. I\'m not saying you\'re right or wrong, but it is suggested in the language you\'re using.
\"I couldn\'t heal everyone in the village so I resorted to the help of a crystal way master.\"
It\'s simply turning to for assistance... It doesn\'t suggest anything. If you disagree, check english dictionary.

Oh and bunny rabbit boy is evil. He just won\'t admit it :P
He happens to think people who say they\'re evil are losers, or something :P
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Post by: zanzibar on October 10, 2005, 09:01:05 pm: Quote
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Originally posted by zanzibar
\"Resorting\" suggests that you believe that all these actions are bad things. I\'m not saying you\'re right or wrong, but it is suggested in the language you\'re using.
\"I couldn\'t heal everyone in the village so I resorted to the help of a crystal way master.\"
It\'s simply turning to for assistance... It doesn\'t suggest anything. If you disagree, check english dictionary.

Oh and bunny rabbit boy is evil. He just won\'t admit it :P
He happens to think people who say they\'re evil are losers, or something :P

Bunny rabbit boy? *confused* Anyway, you\'re still saying that such methods are not to be considered as a first line of defense or action, and that there are certain other options that should be considered first. I\'m not saying that you\'re wrong, or that you\'re right, but it is still a statement about how you believe things are.
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Post by: Draklar on October 10, 2005, 09:05:18 pm: Quote
Do you find yourself resorting to blah blah blah yada yada blah blah yada blah for your benifit?

I simply see it as resorting to such things, because getting benefit in other ways it too much of a time waste ;)
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Post by: Lordbug on October 10, 2005, 09:06:52 pm: *is in it for the cake
*still worships the magic mugs
*worships Sep too

Hail the Cake!!! :D and Sep
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Post by: leji on October 10, 2005, 09:07:18 pm: Heretics !
Dont you waste your faith on such a lie !
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Post by: seperot on October 10, 2005, 09:10:34 pm: Quote
He happens to think people who say they\'re evil are losers,

Ding! Well done for the correct answer you win....3,000,000 circals given to you on your request.

Leji is our new member he is acting as a non beliver for our soon to be acting routines.

and take my words as you see them the Cult can mean different thigs to different people as long as you feel you fit your welcome :)
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Post by: XpYtZ on October 10, 2005, 10:08:09 pm: Yea, it can\'t be a truly \'evil\' group or I would not have joined...unless I\'m just in it for the fame, fortune and a few peices of cake...yea that might be all there is to it.
Besides leji what else is faith good for but to be wasted. Remember I am a \'dead character\' so everything I say from \'beyond the grave\' must be true. :D
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Post by: yayoo on October 10, 2005, 10:30:39 pm: Will you be giving free cake to the public to get them on your side?
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Post by: seperot on October 10, 2005, 10:41:29 pm: New news on the New news front of the Cult of Seperot!

We the cult now have our own word of greeting...that word is

Wiblake

(the fusion of wibble and cake born at last!)

in other news i felt like adding some ranks so...

Master of the high alter: Drey

Sprit of the haunted afterworld: XpYtZ

Holder of the sacred and holy artifact: Nebuduck

:D
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Post by: yayoo on October 10, 2005, 10:51:39 pm: I like can non members say it to show their love of the almighty CAKE
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Post by: Sangwa on October 10, 2005, 11:54:01 pm: What the!? You get to have cool ranks...
Shadowmaster sounds good. But \"Holder of the Sacred and Holy artifact\" just blows it away. If I join can I get a cool rank like that?
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Post by: seperot on October 11, 2005, 12:23:20 am: You\'ll Get the rank of Shadowform Beholder of the Inquisition...or something along that line...we can work on it if you like :P

oh and yayoo....grasping at straws there buddy

Edit: welcome to new members

Koshdukai

Robinmagus
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Post by: Sangwa on October 11, 2005, 01:39:54 am: Ooooh. I like Shadowform Beholder Of The Inquisition. You can defenitly count me in.

Will I be able to inquire people and then point my finger claiming they are heathens and deserve agonizing deaths? Can I do it for fun this time?
I enjoyed Templars of Steel, before they went silent, but being an inquisitor there requires boring stuff like common sense and judgment.
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Post by: druke on October 11, 2005, 02:58:42 am: what mine?!?!
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Post by: zanzibar on October 11, 2005, 04:50:26 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
What the!? You get to have cool ranks...
Shadowmaster sounds good. But \"Holder of the Sacred and Holy artifact\" just blows it away. If I join can I get a cool rank like that?

Yeah... I\'m considering sending in my application now.... anything would be better than \"Twit\". :-D
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Post by: seperot on October 11, 2005, 07:07:32 am: Quote
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what mine?!?!

humm.... well you can have

Holy Brother of the Arcane Arts
or
Holy Master of the Arcane

or something else if you feel like it.

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Originally posted by Sangwa
Ooooh. I like Shadowform Beholder Of The Inquisition. You can defenitly count me in.

Will I be able to inquire people and then point my finger claiming they are heathens and deserve agonizing deaths? Can I do it for fun this time?
I enjoyed Templars of Steel, before they went silent, but being an inquisitor there requires boring stuff like common sense and judgment.

There would be no cult if the members couldent injoy themselfs! Welcome to the cult Brother Sangwa :)
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Post by: Sangwa on October 11, 2005, 03:13:29 pm: Yaaay!
*Runs around pointing his finger to random people and shouting \"Burn them heathens!!\"*

Will we at least have our own forums?
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Post by: seperot on October 11, 2005, 04:45:09 pm: yea it will all be in the works :)

Edit: There you go!

http://cultofseperot.forumsplace.com/
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Post by: Draklar on October 12, 2005, 05:02:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
I enjoyed Templars of Steel, before they went silent, but being an inquisitor there requires boring stuff like common sense and judgment.
You do realise Sep was inquisitor as well, right? :P
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Post by: zanzibar on October 13, 2005, 06:09:20 am: Staying in character.....

It makes me happy to see the coming together of such like-minded individuals. Becoming organized will only lead to further conflict, further chaos, further challenge to the status quo. However, I cannot join your ranks. I think that at heart, you still define your actions as evil.... as alternative... as something to be resorted to given a lack of alternatives. And I don\'t trust your motives.... what do you hope to gain? What do you hope to create? Is it mindless destruction, or do you truly have a goal? Do you all share the same goal, or only the same tactics?

Only through chaos and disorder can individuality be expressed. Only through individuality can people rise to greatness. For these reasons, I support your order, but for other greater reasons I cannot walk among you. Godspeed towards fate.
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Post by: Sangwa on October 13, 2005, 01:01:08 pm: The Cult Of Seperot is too complex to be expressed in the simple words that would answer your current questions.
We would have to meld all of your doubts along with every metaphysical, abstruse and ambiguous question the humanoid brain has ever came up with, in order to have a truely fitting interrogation for our answer: We like cake.

I\'m not too familiar with Seperot\'s plans. I just joined for the cool rank. But I think he would answer something along those lines. Well, something along the last three words, to be more specific.
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Post by: Robinmagus on October 13, 2005, 09:57:52 pm: Can I be called \"Teh great overlord of lint\"? Please?

And yes, we do like cake...
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Post by: seperot on October 13, 2005, 10:55:06 pm: Teh great overlord of lint it is! Enjoy the title brother!
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Post by: Sopedu on October 14, 2005, 06:32:56 pm: wow a cult! How completely great!

Ummm... the point of a cult is to - surround yourself with brainwashed people whom will drink spiked liquids at your whim so you can have your way with them, or is it to give yourself a false sense that people like you - building an artificial family! Then there will of course be the politicial disputes and the occasional challenge from some pansy good guild who can\'t actually do anything but pretend to put on a show... sounds like good fun! Where can I sign up so that I can be a brainwashed minion to?
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Post by: seperot on October 14, 2005, 09:09:44 pm: The dotted line....plus you get a free badge and cake!
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Post by: DeathsAngel on October 15, 2005, 02:16:24 am: Woa look nice! I want to join.

*Thormor wait for the badge then he takes it, tear apart and send it in the fire.*

-Ah ha! I don\'t want to be in, it was a joke!
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Post by: zanzibar on October 15, 2005, 04:23:49 am: Quote
Originally posted by Sopedu
wow a cult! How completely great!

Ummm... the point of a cult is to - surround yourself with brainwashed people whom will drink spiked liquids at your whim so you can have your way with them, or is it to give yourself a false sense that people like you - building an artificial family! Then there will of course be the politicial disputes and the occasional challenge from some pansy good guild who can\'t actually do anything but pretend to put on a show... sounds like good fun! Where can I sign up so that I can be a brainwashed minion to?

Sociologists today don\'t believe in brainwashing. They dismiss it as a myth of the anti-cult movement.

People who join cults are typically intelligent, emotionally healthy individuals in their early 20\'s who are searching for spiritual-religious solutions to moral or social deprivations.
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Post by: Induane on October 15, 2005, 05:00:23 am: Recent studies of the brain have shown that the brain is actually wired for mysticism, that is we\'re wired to believe in things that may not exist - all without proof, then turn those beliefs into real facts in our head, but even this is not that strong. People given the right conditions, mentally \"break\" Not long ago in New York a man took an entire building hostage - it was a small deparment store. The people inside were beaten, whipped, cut with knives, and bound tightly with ropes while raped or molested - the hostage situation lasted nearly 3 days, and by the time it was over and the guy came out, 8 people (badly injured) were willing to testify on his behalf at the trial, saying how good of a person he was - wanting to be positive character witnesses. He had beat them into submission, and followed it with random acts of kindness, like letting them go to the bathroom and the like - when deprived of somthing then rewarded the brain puts off certain chemicals related to our initial trust response. Thus people began to feel associated with this monster as if he were a saint - its easy to do - the nazi\'s did it, and similar techniques are used in \"coersive\" methods of interrogation by many countries today.

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People who join cults are typically intelligent, emotionally healthy individuals in their early 20\'s who are searching for spiritual-religious solutions to moral or social deprivations.

People seeking spiritual-religious solutions to moral or social deprivations aren\'t emotionally healthy, they are lacking something emotionally and attempting to fill a void - this just leaves them more vunerable to willingly joining things like a cult - these people have emotional or other mental problems.
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Post by: zanzibar on October 26, 2005, 06:56:06 am: Quote
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People who join cults are typically intelligent, emotionally healthy individuals in their early 20\'s who are searching for spiritual-religious solutions to moral or social deprivations.

People seeking spiritual-religious solutions to moral or social deprivations aren\'t emotionally healthy, they are lacking something emotionally and attempting to fill a void - this just leaves them more vunerable to willingly joining things like a cult - these people have emotional or other mental problems.

You cannot make such a statement about members of cults without saying the same thing about every member of every mainstream religion, including all forms of Christianity.
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Post by: Draklar on October 26, 2005, 07:29:10 am: Quote
Originally posted by zanzibar
You cannot make such a statement about members of cults without saying the same thing about every member of every mainstream religion, including all forms of Christianity.
Why every member now? One of disadvantages of mainstream religions is that some of their members don\'t even know anything about it, thus not really seeking moral solutions.
And no, you\'re wrong. Cults have different kind of relations between members. Have much more \'agressive\' way of gaining members, mainstream religions are often very passive (nowadays, since it\'s no longer legal to go somewhere and slay all who won\'t join). Oh, and cults performing mass suicide is a good example why cults are more so.

To turn more on-topic,
is there anything that makes this cult... a cult. And not like \"Oh, hey look! I\'m in a cult of some sort! Heh, I forgot.\"
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Post by: zanzibar on October 26, 2005, 07:44:41 am: Quote
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Originally posted by zanzibar
You cannot make such a statement about members of cults without saying the same thing about every member of every mainstream religion, including all forms of Christianity.
Why every member now? One of disadvantages of mainstream religions is that some of their members don\'t even know anything about it, thus not really seeking moral solutions.
And no, you\'re wrong. Cults have different kind of relations between members. Have much more \'agressive\' way of gaining members, mainstream religions are often very passive (nowadays, since it\'s no longer legal to go somewhere and slay all who won\'t join). Oh, and cults performing mass suicide is a good example why cults are more so.

There have been cults who have performed acts of mass suicide, who have performed horribly violent acts, who are aggressive and misleading in recruitment (the oakland family division of the unification church for example), but they are the vast minority of new religious movements in America. Just like it\'s the vast minority of followers of mainstream religion who exercise similar practices.

The point is that if you\'re going to label all cult members equally, then you must also label all members of mainstream religions equally within similar criteria.

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To turn more on-topic,
is there anything that makes this cult... a cult. And not like \"Oh, hey look! I\'m in a cult of some sort! Heh, I forgot.\"

Sloppily copied from my notes, a modern sociological list of cult characteristics:

1. Cults are primarily concerned with satisfying the needs and desires of members.

2. Cult leaders lay claim to esoteric knowledge which was lost, repressed or discovered -- the knowledge is special, the leaders are the sole possessers of it, and the knowledge has secretive treatment or secret qualities.

3. Cults offer some more direct kind of ecstatic or transfiguring experience than mainstream religious traditions.

4. Cults are focused on a charismatic leader, and as a result they\'re subject to disintegration when the leader dies or becomes discredited.

5. Cults are loosly organized and no systemiatic orientation to broader society is adopted; cults are in a constant state of flux.

And none of this is off topic. Why? Because this is useful for forming new guilds within RP if you want them to have realistic cultish elements and structure. Also, it\'s interesting to note that most guilds on planeshift are already cultish in structure and behaviour according to the criteria I listed. I think for RP purposes, the cult of S. might benefit from the academic literature on the subject.

So there, we were on-topic all along. :-D
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Post by: Sangwa on October 26, 2005, 12:52:49 pm: The Cult Of Seperot does abide by most of the conditions Zanzibar described.

The name \"Cult Of Seperot\" describes the egocentric nature of this cult. We tame the chaos within, the senseless havoc, the restless hunger. Not by depriving ourselves of it, but by finding ourselves in it. Thus satisfying the needs and desires of our members.
Seperot, has been chosen to lead us. His knowledge of himself as well as his power to pursue his own endeavours serve as guide lines to the rest of his followers.
Plus, the organization of the Cult of Seperot is effective; consequence for its simplicity and practicalness.
As you see there are in fact things that make this cult a cult. It is quite a bother to explain them though...

So, as the Shadowform Beholder of the Inquisition, I deem all heathens to be potential, if not factual, Cakelesses - people who are void of self respect and as such not entitled to their souls.
This should further emphatize our lack of obligation towards the education and perservation of the heathens. It should also accentuate the need and urgency of becoming converted.
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Post by: Draklar on October 26, 2005, 04:13:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
The Cult Of Seperot does abide by most of the conditions Zanzibar described.

The name \"Cult Of Seperot\" describes the egocentric nature of this cult. We tame the chaos within, the senseless havoc, the restless hunger. Not by depriving ourselves of it, but by finding ourselves in it. Thus satisfying the needs and desires of our members.
Seperot, has been chosen to lead us. His knowledge of himself as well as his power to pursue his own endeavours serve as guide lines to the rest of his followers.
Plus, the organization of the Cult of Seperot is effective; consequence for its simplicity and practicalness.
As you see there are in fact things that make this cult a cult. It is quite a bother to explain them though...
Yes, yes... apparently the theory behind CoS shows that indeed it is a cult. But from what I\'ve seen the problem lies in the fact that this theory has no connection to the actual reality :P
Or in other words, I\'ll go as far as to say most of its members have no idea about the ideology and joined mostly by either not throwing away the badge Seperot randomly gave them, or by being the loon type and thinking \"hey, why not?\", as well as \"oooo nice ranks!\".

So to sum it up, CoS is a cult in theory, but in reality it is a bunch of people randomly put together.
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Post by: Shadeslayer on October 26, 2005, 04:25:31 pm: Senseless chaos, hunger for more, havoc everywhere...doensn\'t anyone ever get bored with these traits?...well I don\'t bother
Draklar has some logic though...why have such names to be given by people...there is no structure to it...people may just come because of the interesting titles they get for joining
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Post by: zanzibar on October 26, 2005, 05:07:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Shadeslayer
Senseless chaos, hunger for more, havoc everywhere...doensn\'t anyone ever get bored with these traits?...well I don\'t bother
Draklar has some logic though...why have such names to be given by people...there is no structure to it...people may just come because of the interesting titles they get for joining

First, people \'do\' chaos in different ways.

Secondly, Seperot may have plans and structures he\'s not showing off.
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Post by: seperot on October 26, 2005, 10:01:33 pm: mmm?

no no draklars right were just a random assortion of people who all just wonder around aimlessly with badges and cake fetishs. no meglomaina and world domiantion have no place nor has commen interest goals or anything else :)

so all you peace loving people are just as free to join our cult that is said to be not a cult although it has cult in the title that should mean that it is a cult however by apperance is not a cult therefor is not a cult but by my hand i say it is a cult therefor it is a cult :)
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Post by: Draklar on October 26, 2005, 10:19:13 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
no no draklars right were just a random assortion of people who all just wonder around aimlessly with badges and cake fetishs. no meglomaina and world domiantion have no place nor has commen interest goals or anything else :)
See? I was right. Another case solved by Draklar \\o/
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Post by: zorbels on October 26, 2005, 11:11:16 pm: O_o <--- Mmmm, cake what flavor?

/me perks her ears with interest
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Post by: seperot on October 26, 2005, 11:14:45 pm: Why Zorbels... every flavor you can think of...and then some. We even have bug flavored ones for lord bug and the 60x chocolate cake for the choc fanatics :)

*Seperot offers Zorbels a CoS badge*
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Post by: zanzibar on October 26, 2005, 11:34:07 pm: Quote
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Originally posted by Sangwa
The Cult Of Seperot does abide by most of the conditions Zanzibar described.

The name \"Cult Of Seperot\" describes the egocentric nature of this cult. We tame the chaos within, the senseless havoc, the restless hunger. Not by depriving ourselves of it, but by finding ourselves in it. Thus satisfying the needs and desires of our members.
Seperot, has been chosen to lead us. His knowledge of himself as well as his power to pursue his own endeavours serve as guide lines to the rest of his followers.
Plus, the organization of the Cult of Seperot is effective; consequence for its simplicity and practicalness.
As you see there are in fact things that make this cult a cult. It is quite a bother to explain them though...
Yes, yes... apparently the theory behind CoS shows that indeed it is a cult. But from what I\'ve seen the problem lies in the fact that this theory has no connection to the actual reality :P
Or in other words, I\'ll go as far as to say most of its members have no idea about the ideology and joined mostly by either not throwing away the badge Seperot randomly gave them, or by being the loon type and thinking \"hey, why not?\", as well as \"oooo nice ranks!\".

So to sum it up, CoS is a cult in theory, but in reality it is a bunch of people randomly put together.

The definition of cult status is an issue of structure and social processes, not ideology.
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Post by: Draklar on October 26, 2005, 11:39:04 pm: Quote
Originally posted by zanzibar
The definition of cult status is an issue of structure and social processes, not ideology.
Do you realise by quoting Sangwa I tried to point out that I reply to his post?
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Post by: zanzibar on October 27, 2005, 12:28:32 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
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Originally posted by zanzibar
The definition of cult status is an issue of structure and social processes, not ideology.
Do you realise by quoting Sangwa I tried to point out that I reply to his post?

Who cares?
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 12:43:12 am: Ohhh, forgot to say. It appears to me that commuity of Planeshift as a whole is much more of a cult than this. The former at least has some praise threads ;)

And zanzibar, if you don\'t care about context in which I said something, by all means don\'t reply to my posts. It\'s annoying.
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Post by: zanzibar on October 27, 2005, 12:47:42 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
Ohhh, forgot to say. It appears to me that commuity of Planeshift as a whole is much more of a cult than this. The former at least has some praise threads ;)

And zanzibar, if you don\'t care about context in which I said something, by all means don\'t reply to my posts. It\'s annoying.

You\'re inadvertantly alluding to social interactionist theory which says that all social groups exhibit the same set of social processes. By understanding the social processes, you can take that understanding and apply it to any social group under study, whether it be a cult, a biker gang, or an online community.
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 05:23:25 am: If some theory shows same set of social processes in all groups, then automatically those groups can\'t be categorized using just that theory. That should be logical. It\'s like saying all players are sentinent beings, thus I am Seperot.
And make some relation to this group in any way, because I see no value of discussion over such theories if they aren\'t centered around the actual topic.
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Post by: zanzibar on October 27, 2005, 05:53:15 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
If some theory shows same set of social processes in all groups, then automatically those groups can\'t be categorized using just that theory. That should be logical. It\'s like saying all players are sentinent beings, thus I am Seperot.
And make some relation to this group in any way, because I see no value of discussion over such theories if they aren\'t centered around the actual topic.

Your logic is really sketchy. Social Interactionist theory is a theory for understanding social processes and the \"social group life\" of individuals in various groups. It isn\'t about categorizing groups as one thing or another...

Since this is a role-playing game, and this forum is for the discussion of guilds and role playing, and this thread is for a guild which is role-playing a cult, I think a discussion on the sociology of cults is completely on topic. I think that having some sort of intellectual background on the social definition of a cult and its behaviour can only add more colour and interest to the role-playing experience of member players.
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 06:14:59 am: Quote
Originally posted by zanzibar
Your logic is really sketchy. Social Interactionist theory is a theory for understanding social processes and the \"social group life\" of individuals in various groups. It isn\'t about categorizing groups as one thing or another...
Then your reply to my post was very, very random (but that doesn\'t surprise me). Since my post was about categorizing.
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Post by: zanzibar on October 27, 2005, 06:23:39 am: You find it odd what I choose to respond to, I find it odd what you choose to ignore. C\'est la vie.
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Post by: seperot on October 27, 2005, 10:29:29 am: as much as i like the fact you 2 women are keeping my thread at the top of this list it would be well appriciated if you carry on by PM. on a said note zanzibar your trying to improve your public image having a \"throw the dirt\" war with draklar is not the way to make you look better in there eyes...

anyways on to cult news.
We the cult have been reviewing some of the finer points of the land and have found areas that could use improvment. as part of the cults interest in such afairs my main man on the feild Nebuduck is in charge of our first act.

We feel that the 6 magic \"ways\" of our world are not accurately discribed and should be more focused on the thing we all know and love

Cake

So therefore we will be working to change the names of the said ways to.

Flour Way, Baking Powder Way, Salt Way, Cocoa Way, Sugar Way and Butter Way

im sure you will all join us as we lobby to change this and take one step closer to the great cake :)
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Post by: Sangwa on October 27, 2005, 11:39:50 am: About time we implement the new names. Will we also change the name of Yliakum? I think it\'s only fair we name it Cake.
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 11:50:04 am: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
Flour Way, Baking Powder Way, Salt Way, Cocoa Way, Sugar Way and Butter Way
:O Which one\'s which?

I understand Crystal Way -> Salt Way
and
Red Way -> Baking Powder Way anyway.
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Post by: darkw00t on October 27, 2005, 12:01:09 pm: Just a question, what is required to join?
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Post by: seperot on October 27, 2005, 12:09:33 pm: a like of cake....and to wear the CoS badge with pride... you only ever get offered a badge once :P

thats why Draklar\'s so mean to us...he lost his badge and now cant join in the cake fun :P
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 12:14:32 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
thats why Draklar\'s so mean to us...he lost his badge and now cant join in the cake fun :P
Pfft, I\'m still the follower of Steel :P
So what ToS is just me and Xalthar now, at least we\'re kvlt xD

And answer my question! I\'m curious :P
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Post by: Sangwa on October 27, 2005, 12:15:27 pm: *Sangwa sighs and rants:* These Cakelesses and their demands...

Here is the correspondence, for those Cakelesses who can\'t sense it:

Cocoa Way -> Brown Way;
Sugar Way -> Azure Way;
Salt Way -> Crystal Way;
Flour Way -> Dark Way;
Baking Powder Way -> Red Way;
Butter Way -> Blue Way.

I don\'t think there is a need for further explanations. It\'s obvious how the names this Cult has chosen make alot more sense.
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 12:18:38 pm: Flour isn\'t really all that dark...
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Post by: Sangwa on October 27, 2005, 12:22:59 pm: You ever wonder how the Weakness spell makes some people feel like they\'ve been grinded? Behold the truth.
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Post by: darkw00t on October 27, 2005, 12:33:06 pm: So if you mix a dark spell with cake...
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Post by: zanzibar on October 27, 2005, 05:15:40 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
as much as i like the fact you 2 women are keeping my thread at the top of this list it would be well appriciated if you carry on by PM. on a said note zanzibar your trying to improve your public image having a \"throw the dirt\" war with draklar is not the way to make you look better in there eyes...

anyways on to cult news.
We the cult have been reviewing some of the finer points of the land and have found areas that could use improvment. as part of the cults interest in such afairs my main man on the feild Nebuduck is in charge of our first act.

We feel that the 6 magic \"ways\" of our world are not accurately discribed and should be more focused on the thing we all know and love

Cake

So therefore we will be working to change the names of the said ways to.

Flour Way, Baking Powder Way, Salt Way, Cocoa Way, Sugar Way and Butter Way

im sure you will all join us as we lobby to change this and take one step closer to the great cake :)

I\'m not trying to change my image. If you feel I\'m projecting a different persona now than I have in the past, perhaps in the past you misjudged me.

Now, back to the discussion of cake...mmm.... cake......
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Post by: seperot on October 27, 2005, 05:33:46 pm: zanzibar i\'ve only been back a few weeks...i dident know you before then :P i was guessing from PM discussions we have had :P

Good job sangwa clearly as you can all see this list is far better then the old \"ways\"

long live cake!
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 07:04:58 pm: Out of curiousity, how do you summon undead and demons using flour?

I have some assumptions too; So if Faldrok is using Sugar Way to make his Sugar Golems, then that means former air way is used to produce mineral (earthly) things.
One might consider it to be flaw in your system, but I also assume that you\'ll just say the former system was the flawed one and that\'s why your new one is better.

And if you combine glyphs of all ways, what do you get? Summon Muffin Man?
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Post by: seperot on October 27, 2005, 07:14:21 pm: no you get the ultimate cake summon that causes 9999 dmg to all targets :P
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Post by: Draklar on October 27, 2005, 07:25:01 pm: Muffin Man still seems better... Like the one in Shrek 2.

Anyway, how does this cake work? It falls down from the sky and kills stuffs with enormous cake-splosion?

Like let\'s say, Concrete Donkey from Worms?
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Post by: DepthBlade on October 27, 2005, 11:40:23 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
Pfft, I\'m still the follower of Steel :P

Hah I wouldn\'t brag about that, still trying to convert people Draklar? Hmph! Well its good to see you still active Seperot, good luck :)
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Post by: Kwip on October 28, 2005, 12:08:49 am: Hmm, well I am already a follower of Xordan\'s pointy stick and a believer in all Drey idealogy... but I do love cake :D

Puts a \"Cake First and Last and Everytime\" book cover over his copy of The Bible Of Teh Pwn. by Saint Draklar

I hope there is room in the ranks for a cake fanatic mad person, if not then all my cake is mine alone unless someone steals it or eats it or steals then eats it.
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Post by: zorbels on October 28, 2005, 12:53:51 am: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
Why Zorbels... every flavor you can think of...and then some. We even have bug flavored ones for lord bug and the 60x chocolate cake for the choc fanatics :)

*Seperot offers Zorbels a CoS badge*

/me takes the CoC badge and pins it to her chest and eats her strawberry short cake happily :D

;) Mmmmm....good!!!!!
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Post by: seperot on October 28, 2005, 12:55:34 am: Cheers all round for zorbels

and *Seperot offers Kwip a CoS badge*
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Post by: zorbels on October 28, 2005, 12:59:06 am: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
Cheers all round for zorbels

and *Seperot offers Kwip a CoS badge*

/me takes the Kwip badge pins it on her chest

Hail Seperot!!! What do you command oh thy holy one? Want me to bake some more cake?
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Post by: Kwip on October 28, 2005, 01:09:31 am: Quote
Originally posted by zorbels
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Originally posted by seperot
Cheers all round for zorbels

and *Seperot offers Kwip a CoS badge*

/me takes the Kwip badge pins it on her chest

Hail Seperot!!! What do you command oh thy holy one? Want me to bake some more cake?

Ha, seems like you took my \"Kwip badge\" instead of the CoS badge I just got. It signifies you as a true Kwiper and gets you a five cent discount on all lemonade :D
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Post by: Draklar on October 28, 2005, 01:20:36 am: Quote
Originally posted by Kwip
It signifies you as a true Kwiper
May your randomness be always shiny and at low price exchanges o.O
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Post by: zorbels on October 28, 2005, 06:22:06 am: Five cent discount on all lemonade, I have hit the jackpot ...... SWEET!!! :p

/me whips out the cakes she has spent baking in the kitchen all day and offers them to the all mighty one

[edit] Oh ya and before I forget Lemonade is on me today!!!! :D
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Post by: Sangwa on October 28, 2005, 11:36:57 am: Quote
Hah I wouldn\'t brag about that, still trying to convert people Draklar? Hmph!

If the Templars were still active I\'m sure we would be doing a good job. Seeing that we aren\'t I guess Cult Of Seperot will have to be the Cult to convert them all.

I guess cake attracts more people than steel.
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Post by: Draklar on October 28, 2005, 12:48:36 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
If the Templars were still active I\'m sure we would be doing a good job.
What are you talking about? ToS is active :O
Only that it\'s only me and Xal due to the fact that people didn\'t rejoin after jose brought that back up.
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Post by: Sangwa on October 28, 2005, 01:34:12 pm: What are you talking about? There hasn\'t been any notice about that, just a site with dead forums.
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Post by: Draklar on October 28, 2005, 01:41:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
What are you talking about? There hasn\'t been any notice about that, just a site with dead forums.
Yeah, yeah. It\'s because Manden didn\'t rejoin. What did you expect me to do? Start a thread about it?
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Post by: Sangwa on October 28, 2005, 02:46:10 pm: I\'m not sure. I guess PMing the old members could be an alternative to that.

Ooops. *attemps to become on topic:* CoS owns.

EDIT: There, green for you. :P
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Post by: DepthBlade on October 29, 2005, 12:22:58 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
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Originally posted by Sangwa
What are you talking about? There hasn\'t been any notice about that, just a site with dead forums.
Yeah, yeah. It\'s because Manden didn\'t rejoin. What did you expect me to do? Start a thread about it?

Wouldn\'t have surprised anyone ^^ Who cares Steel is all gone and now we no longer have to listen to the arguing about how Steel is better.

((Sangwa pssst you forgot to put your text in green shame on you for going out of role.))
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Post by: Draklar on October 29, 2005, 08:38:31 am: Actually ToS is back up and fully running again :O
With me, Xalthar, Veromen, Manden, Karyuu and Valbrandr in it.
Hmm.... Maybe we could declare holy war on the cake >.>
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Post by: zanzibar on October 29, 2005, 08:47:46 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
Actually ToS is back up and fully running again :O
With me, Xalthar, Veromen, Manden, Karyuu and Valbrandr in it.
Hmm.... Maybe we could declare holy war on the cake >.>

I thought Valbrandr was the leader of the community of valnor?
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Post by: Karyuu on October 29, 2005, 09:27:53 am: As if ToS is anything serious... xD

*ducks*
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Post by: Valbrandr on October 29, 2005, 10:25:55 am: Quote
Hmm.... Maybe we could declare holy war on the cake >.>

Hmm I am hungry :P

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I thought Valbrandr was the leader of the community of valnor?

I am one of the leaders yes, but ToS is not a guild :D.
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Post by: Sangwa on October 29, 2005, 02:43:16 pm: Unfortunely I\'m afraid Karyuu has a point for both this cults.
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Post by: Draklar on October 29, 2005, 02:45:27 pm: Karyuu was just uninformed :O
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Post by: seperot on October 30, 2005, 08:06:59 pm: The holy cake commands it we must crush the steel fools and sufficate them with the cakey goodness that shall rule!
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Post by: zorbels on October 30, 2005, 10:17:26 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
The holy cake commands it we must crush the steel fools and sufficate them with the cakey goodness that shall rule!

/me rubs her tummy and has a tummy ache
I will be up for that once my tummy stops expanding from the cakey goodness shoved down my throat. Long live the holy cake!!! :D
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Post by: Draklar on October 31, 2005, 06:59:39 am: My oh my... Their troops trained their condition by eating sugar all day long, and what do we have?
Men who just strengthen their arms by the work of their swords... We\'re doomed! ;(

:P
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Post by: Xalthar on October 31, 2005, 09:47:41 am: *mocks the foolishness of Seperot\'s cult*
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Post by: seperot on October 31, 2005, 10:41:43 am: *mocks the lameness that is xalthar*

Brothers on this day it is our time to try our new cake..... experimental cake enhancment A, will clearly give us an edge on the worshipers of a non edible product! alsong with our arsenal of crystal cakes and brick eclairs we shall drive the steelites into the sea!
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Post by: Xalthar on October 31, 2005, 11:10:26 am: *is immune to mockery*

*impales Seperot on a steel cake*
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Post by: Drey on October 31, 2005, 11:38:17 am: *hugs that which is xalthar*

*uses magic revival cake on sep*
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Post by: Mindari on November 01, 2005, 12:44:53 am: /me reads half the origional post and skips the rest

id join for the cake
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Post by: zorbels on November 03, 2005, 07:05:37 am: :D Zorbels wonders what Seperot plans now? PLZ give me something to do....this cake is going to my ass cheeks...

/me pats her butt and feels the cushiony softness and wonders if she will get another badge for her growth
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Post by: seperot on November 03, 2005, 12:05:41 pm: .....

ok asides the fact that zorbels now gives me the heebie jeebies the cake war shall go ahead as planed. for the main bulk of our force we shall bu using 7 year old grandma\'s home recipe fruit cakes...its the kind of cake that\'s harder then diamonds and will easly bend and break steel! all members will be issued with them and soft sponge cake to eat!
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Post by: Drey on November 03, 2005, 02:14:16 pm: slightly off topic if only a little my avatar is gone... someone slap me to fix that later on please.
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Post by: Sangwa on November 03, 2005, 03:53:32 pm: Quote
all members will be issued with them and soft sponge cake to eat!

Will we be able to choose chocolate cake?
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Post by: Draklar on November 03, 2005, 04:09:38 pm: Just wanted to say that on a general meeting which consisted of me and myself, Templars of Steel decided to not bother about a war with such a pathetic cult.
So once it is over, please pm me so that I can delete the message and move on.

Thank you for your attention.
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Post by: Sangwa on November 03, 2005, 10:54:58 pm: *Sangwa chuckles*
You have a strange sense of humour. And a strange sense of what\'s relevant :P.
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Post by: Draklar on November 03, 2005, 11:39:41 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
And a strange sense of what\'s relevant :P.
Coming from someone who worships cake, sounds rather good, actually :P
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Post by: seperot on November 04, 2005, 10:04:43 am: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
Just wanted to say that on a general meeting which consisted of me and myself, Templars of Steel decided to not bother about a war with such a pathetic cult.
So once it is over, please pm me so that I can delete the message and move on.

Thank you for your attention.

clearly this shows that your cult is a bunch of sissy cowards who are more worthy of cardboard then your so called steel, if you so wish to stop we will just walk in and claim the ToS our own and how you feeble scum as our slaves. all exept karryu who will be locked in a tower for 10 years before being forced to marry..... nebuduck!

For the CoS!!!!

\\o\\\\o//o/
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Post by: Sangwa on November 04, 2005, 12:00:38 pm: Ahaha, your fate is sealed! Specially because Nebuduck is head of the Cult\'s mob, and this\'ll give him a new motivation.
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Post by: Draklar on November 04, 2005, 01:40:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
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Originally posted by Draklar
Just wanted to say that on a general meeting which consisted of me and myself, Templars of Steel decided to not bother about a war with such a pathetic cult.
So once it is over, please pm me so that I can delete the message and move on.

Thank you for your attention.

clearly this shows that your cult is a bunch of sissy cowards who are more worthy of cardboard then your so called steel, if you so wish to stop we will just walk in and claim the ToS our own and how you feeble scum as our slaves. all exept karryu who will be locked in a tower for 10 years before being forced to marry..... nebuduck!

For the CoS!!!!

\\o\\\\o//o/
Woe is me, how could I even dream of standing against Seperot\'s power... Lo! Now I stand here defeated by Seperot\'s wit and immense ability of reasoning. Here I stand filled with grief, agony and humiliation. My end is neigh!

Asides from being sarcastic, check my post again and try to find the sentence where I say ToS gives up (and not that we just don\'t want to bother reacting to your pathetic moves). Don\'t stop \'till you find it.
Loads of fun for the next few months \\o/

Edit: And about Nebuduck...
Draklar, you turn me on

Drak: I want your babies too

Fear my power over the head of your mob. Suckers...
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Post by: josephoenix on November 04, 2005, 04:13:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
My end is neigh!

Since when did Draklar start neighing? Is he a horse?

josePhoenix
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Post by: Draklar on November 04, 2005, 05:11:52 pm: Jose,
Al be that forsooth have I falle to speak in a wood manner as such o\' a steed,
Be war that some woot mo, ther thou woot less.
Konne meaneth to han daunger. Konne which be\'th yep, and ywis shan\'t thou han to ask wight such deel o\' nyce question.

Draklar baps jose with a link (http://www.bartleby.com/61/14/N0101400.html)
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Post by: zorbels on November 04, 2005, 11:05:53 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
.....
ok asides the fact that zorbels now gives me the heebie jeebies the cake war shall go ahead as planed.

:O Ops didn\'t want to give you the heebie jeebies. Just bored, as you could obviously read. \"Sniffs\" I am a nice kitty really.......
/me hides her claws and fangs carefully

[Edit] I was on catnip that day.
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Post by: Sangwa on November 05, 2005, 03:23:32 pm: I\'m sure ToS can\'t bother with war. And I\'m quite confident that ToS will also not bother with pretty much everything else.

Quoting Nebuduck does little to prove your power and less to inspire fear upon the Cult. It simply allows us to see how Nebuduck likes you and your kin.
And I guess that means he\'ll ask Seperot to spare your life, make you live in the same tower as Karyuu and then force you both into marrying the Nebuduck.
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Post by: Draklar on November 05, 2005, 03:36:12 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
I\'m sure ToS can\'t bother with war. And I\'m quite confident that ToS will also not bother with pretty much everything else.
Of course you are :O
If you were confident that we at least burp when we are bored, you wouldn\'t find enough courage to declare war on us.

I mean, there\'s enough of glory and pride in attacking someone who won\'t fight back or do anything else for that matter, right?

Edit: Hmm... When can we expect to see DE members chasing squirrels, Sangwa? That is if you aren\'t afraid that it\'ll bite back ;)
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Post by: Sangwa on November 05, 2005, 10:22:32 pm: I\'d be pleased if you could prove me wrong about the Templars of Steel. Then there would be at least one religion that didn\'t embrace chaos.

*Sangwa chuckles*
I\'m glad you did a good job at speaking nonsense. Or I would have taken that last part as berating.
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Post by: Draklar on November 05, 2005, 10:54:55 pm: I\'m afraid I shall not please you on this one. What you believe about Templars of Steel isn\'t my business or any kind of importance for that matter.
Believe that we are a worthless band of slackers, for all I care.
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Post by: Sangwa on November 05, 2005, 11:15:41 pm: Granted.

Now await your doom as Nebuduck comes for you. Hum... that is if he knows anything about this.
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Post by: Nebuduck on November 06, 2005, 12:23:14 am: I am here! The followers of the way of cake shall unite, resulting in a glorious defeat of any who stand before them! The force of the ToS may be great, but our honerance of the one true baked dessert item which can be iced will prove to see us through until the end of our aforementioned opposition!!!

Warplan:

We shall set up a massive electromagnet mounted on the giant lobster building. The Templars of Stell will be attracted to this with such force that they shall be lifted from the ground and struck with the power of magnetism. We shall then bombard the currs attached to the lobster building with that most dangerous of cakes: THE ALMOND TWIST WITH BLACK CHERRY JAM!!!. Once we have beaten them into submission, those who survive shall be sent to the deemest dungeon of our cake castle, and if Draklar if among the survivors, he will be forced to bear my children until the day he dies! (long pregnancy).

And... given that someone earlier mentioned karyuu, she can watch, if she must.
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Post by: Karyuu on November 06, 2005, 02:14:25 am: Charming.

But I\'ve a better idea. Take note:

Stage One:

To begin our plan, ToS must first traumatize a Military General. This will cause the world to sign up for life-insurance policies, stunned by our arrival. Who are these demented madmen? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in that dashing battle armor?

Stage Two:

Next, we will poison the Internet. Upon seeing this, the people of the world shall die in a way you just wouldn\'t want to think about, no doubt, as Cultists to flock to us to beg to do our every bidding. Our names will become synonymous with all that is awesome in the world, as lesser men shall whisper our names with pure awe.

Stage Three:

Finally, we will tauntingly wave our Needlessly Big Weather Machine, bringing about an Unending Cacophony of Screams. This will all be done from a Floating Fortress, an excellent choice if I might say. And no man will ever again dare to interrupt our sentences. Everyone will bow before our ming-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to lavish endless praise on our valiant efforts to rid the world of evil.

Trust me, it\'ll all come together in the end.
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Post by: Nebuduck on November 06, 2005, 03:30:21 am: /me would just like to point out that Karyuus reply made NO SENSE ATALL... therefore, we pwn ToS.
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Post by: Karyuu on November 06, 2005, 03:48:34 am: You\'re just not thinking hard enough :rolleyes:

;)
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Post by: Nebuduck on November 06, 2005, 04:44:09 am: Its 3:42 in the morning here... Do I have to think harder, or can I just thwart the ToS without having to understand what they\'re going on about?
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Post by: Induane on November 06, 2005, 05:08:58 am: **Induane quickly switches planes to the weird, and uncharted world of \"China\". There he sneaks through billions of dark haird short clones, and all the way into a secret research facility where Hycenz Tzsuangu has his secret weather control device hidden. There he casts the secret spell he stole from an unknown entity (often refered to as \"gm\"). The teleport speel retruns him to his normal plane of existance in Hydlaa. He focuses the beam onto the crystal causing a small change in the weather patterns. No longer with the Dressle plant grow, the plant from which Seperot has obtained the necessary grains to make his enticing cake. With no cake to entice the world, and Karyuu off lost in the mysterious \"Internet\", Seperots cult collapses. Badges were simply not enough to hold it all together.

and umm well, yea - sorry about stealing that device - I was tired of those people using the control devices to make earthquakes, tsunamis, and massive hurricanes.

With that, Induane sneaks the last piece of Seperots uber cake and vanishes into the night, once again, like usual, and all that stuff. Fear not though, for one day soon he will return for yet another annoying stupid pointless story. Farewell all for now and till I see thee again, good riddance!

OK well that about sums it up class - any questions?
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Post by: Nebuduck on November 06, 2005, 05:35:30 am: I\'ve been to china.

When you went to china, where did you go other than the places you mentioned on the story?

Oh yeah. we make our cake from the ground bones of our enemies, so killing that plant is not gonna make much difference.
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Post by: Induane on November 06, 2005, 05:41:35 am: Hmmm then the secret recipe I stole was a fake? Doubtful. More likely you are resorting to a cooking technique know as \"substitution\". In the event that an ingrediant cannot be found, the cook must improvise and use whatever he deems would fill the job best. In this case it might work out OK - the cake will retain its meaty goodness, but something tells me people will taste the difference.
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Post by: Draklar on November 06, 2005, 06:31:11 am: Karyuu! Let them believe that we are worthless already.
Why do you need them to think otherwise?

And just look at them, start with Nebuduck. Just look at him... for a second, just look... See? And then look at Seperot. How does it make you feel to bicker with them whoever is better? I mean, do you even want to argue about it with them?

Oh and then look at Sangwa chasing groffels, just for the fun of it.
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Post by: Induane on November 06, 2005, 07:26:01 am: DOn\'t tell me you\'ve never argued just for the sake of arguing? Besides its all fun, one way or another as long as no one is hateful. Thats what part of the point of threads like this is, and they would get dull fast without some people being a bit facitious.
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Post by: Draklar on November 06, 2005, 07:34:19 am: O_O
Read between lines, Induane...
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Post by: Induane on November 06, 2005, 07:51:07 am: Well I took a screenshot, zoomed in as far as I could till it got pixilated, then gave up - nothing there!

j/k point taken :D

I\'ll try some bone powder cake or something - that\'ll wake me up
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Post by: seperot on November 06, 2005, 12:57:34 pm: *climbs to the center of the earth bakes a potato and throws it into the core...this lights a fire that smells like pie that brings back the almighty newpie king of freaks and kwartz queen of random. eating there first born son seperot gains the power to throw small tabby cats at karryuu causing a trans dimetinal warp that sommones a toster oven. the over brings back CoS in full force and with an odd urge to eat human flesh. Seperot then runs to new mexico and bites the internet and sucks out the poisin and spits it into the lake watchamolacalla do da. this in turn turns all the worlds steel to a soft cotten. Seperot then stabs Induane in the eyes with the great and almighty spork from the deep bowles of the chedder cheese pie.*

Cos wins the day and eats cake for a week :D
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Post by: Draklar on November 06, 2005, 04:21:02 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa

And I guess that means he\'ll ask Seperot to spare your life, make you live in the same tower as Karyuu and then force you both into marrying the Nebuduck.
Oh for crying out loud; This cult makes Planeshift look like a stupid soap opera...
I don\'t want you to marry me Drak
I\'m going to marry Drey
noes
im marrying Draklar
he already said yes

Seperot and Sangwa want Nebuduck to marry Draklar and Karyuu. But Nebuduck doesn\'t want to marry Draklar because he loves Drey. Drey throws away the proposal because he\'s engaged with Draklar. Draklar however runs off with Karyuu and marries her instead.

The hell :|
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Post by: Nebuduck on November 06, 2005, 06:24:19 pm: Haunted by the realisation that Drey will never be his, Nebuduck starts a war involving all of the downward pointing cake (Yliakum or however its spelt), and Seperot announces he is a Necrophiliac. Inundane shoots Seperot for marrying his dead mother and Inundane is promptly arrested. While in prison, Inundane forms a strong relationship to one of the bars on his prison window, and is devestated when a fellow inmate burns down the penitentary (the heat of the fire melted the bar) while the convicts are outside exercising. Inundane is released from prison as he has obviously suffered great emotional anguish, and lives the rest of his life in a hermitage waiting in vain for his bar to appear in the doorway/cave mouth. Meanwhile, the CoS wins their war, and seperot, having escaped the death realm, takes his rightful place as the leader of the Downward Pointing Cake. Many glorious decades follow where the citizens of the Downward Pointing Cake are showered with copious amounts of cake. And Draklar discovers he doesn\'t like Karyuu anymore and goes off to live with Pogo instead, further devestating Drey.
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Post by: Draklar on November 06, 2005, 07:05:56 pm: * Count_Drey learns to play metal to impress draklar

Impressed by Drey\'s amazing metal playing skills, Draklar dumps Pogo and gets engaged with Drey. However, angered Karyuu attacks Drey\'s house, pillaging it and taking Draklar back with herself. Depressed Drey decides to leave the Cult of Seperot and join Kwip\'s Chiliy Army. Enraged Seperot declares war on Chili Army and thus Yliakum becomes consumed by the devastating war. After a while Drey realises he loves Nebuduck, but their love is stopped by the war of the clans.
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Post by: Nebuduck on November 06, 2005, 07:19:34 pm: A fierce battle between the CoS lead Cake Mob and Kwips chili army breaks out. The CoS mob wins, of course, as the chili army are forced to visit the lavatory every ten minutes. Nebuduck marries Drey and they move to live in his new castle (the renovated temple of laanx). Pogo is devestated by Draklars abandonment, and shoots Karyuu and then Himself. Inundane is still living in his hermitage unaware of any of the goings on around him. Karyuu falls off a bridge in the deathrealm and walks around in the blackness while people keep thelling her to /unstick twice. Fortunately, a server reboot causes her to be teleported to the beginning of the Deathrealm. Draklar, devestated by the loss of Karyuu, goes insane, and falls in love with a small pebble named Bertie that he found lying on the ground. Draklar and Bertie move to a big house in the country, where Bertie gives birth to lots of children. Drey accidentally electrocutes himself while plugging in his electric guitar. This causes a fire which burns down Nebuduck\'s and Dreys home, and, for some indescernible reason, starts riots in france. Draklar discovers that Bertie has been having an affair with Gertrude, a banana tree, and so Draklar jumps off a bridge. In the death realm Draklar meets Karyuu again, and they live together in the darkness. Devestated by the loss of Drey, Nebuduck goes to the tavern, pulls out a machine sword, and brutally slaughters everyone there.
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Post by: Tranor on November 08, 2005, 12:22:34 am: I just ate some carrot cake and require more free cake.

Slap a badge one me and call me Sally because i love cake!
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Post by: zorbels on November 08, 2005, 08:17:15 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
Draklar, devestated by the loss of Karyuu, goes insane, and falls in love with a small pebble named Bertie that he found lying on the ground.

These are my favorite parts :D I want whatever cake Nebuduck is eating........

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Originally posted by Nebuduck
Devestated by the loss of Drey, Nebuduck goes to the tavern, pulls out a machine sword, and brutally slaughters everyone there.
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Post by: seperot on November 08, 2005, 12:42:19 pm: *Slaps a CoS badge on Tranor*

\\o/ cakey goodness for all, arr!
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Post by: Sangwa on November 08, 2005, 05:06:35 pm: Quote
I want whatever cake Nebuduck is eating........

We feed Nebuduck a special cake which recipy is skillfully hidden as one of the Cult of Seperot\'s most important treasures.
It\'s a special cake that turns people into... Nebuducks.
Nebuducks are great at leading mobs, predicting the future and cooking steaks. That\'s why we keep one.
However, this diet is restricted to one member only. We have found that Nebuducks reproduce very quickly among themselves and that this multiplication could reach such an intensity that it would fill all of Yliakum with this strange form of life.
Their affinity to organizing mobs would be a threat even to the Cult of Seperot.
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Post by: zorbels on November 08, 2005, 08:15:14 pm: :( \"Awwww shucks\" Zorbels says as she kicks the dirt on the ground. \"I completely understand Sangwa, the last thing the cult needs is a high strung Zorbels leading mobs, predicting the future and cooking steaks!\" Is there a pale imitation of this \"special\" cake?

/me thinks of how fun it would be to lead angry mobs of cake eaters :D
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Post by: Uyaem on November 10, 2005, 01:12:33 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
Cos wins the day and eats cake for a week :D

Great. And when you\'re all bloated and tired we shall crush you even more easily.

I hereby annouce my return to the Templars. Let the game begin...
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Post by: Sangwa on November 10, 2005, 01:34:58 pm: Tired of eating cake? Blasphemer!

I\'m glad you chose the most adequate place to announce your returning. Draklar tried something for the Templars, but we are alot more fun.
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on November 30, 2005, 02:48:29 am: Will there be mass-suicides? =D

By the way, can i join?

Ingame name: Jonnathun
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Post by: zanzibar on November 30, 2005, 04:40:57 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nero da 2nd
Will there be mass-suicides? =D

By the way, can i join?

Ingame name: Jonnathun

Mass suicides are really only seen in cults that have an apocolyptic worldview. I don\'t think Seperot\'s followers believe in a near-future apocolypse, so mass suicides probably won\'t be seen. Well, there are those who used be in soldiers of ragnarok...
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Post by: seperot on November 30, 2005, 01:15:47 pm: indeed we are a happy cult with cake fun and games and mass control thanks to our sub cult the sect of nebu so we shall........aahh crap did i over talk again? :<
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Post by: zanzibar on November 30, 2005, 04:52:07 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
indeed we are a happy cult with cake fun and games and mass control thanks to our sub cult the sect of nebu so we shall........aahh crap did i over talk again? :<

You shal? ME shal. >: (
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Post by: zorbels on November 30, 2005, 05:09:08 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nero da 2nd
Will there be mass-suicides? =D

Only if it is you committing the suicide with your own friends! Can I watch........ I will bring the cake.......

/me whips up a fresh batch of cake and annouces \"This is new I made it outta of groffels! It has a bitter sweet taste but it goes with ale really well! I figured it would go good with the occasion of dieing and all,\" grins evil like at Nero and hums while mixing the batter.
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Post by: Aluna Brightburn on November 30, 2005, 06:11:43 pm: I will fight for the rights of the Peach Slices. Too long have they been oppressed by the Lemon Slices.

We shall be win the day...
We will fight over the milk and eggs what ever cost maybe!.
The flour will rise and lemons shall fall!.

Long Live The Peach!!! :D
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Post by: Thoronador on November 30, 2005, 06:49:24 pm: Uh huh... I just realized that this \"cult\" actually seems to be more about cakes than about anything else. So I got a brilliant (and I mean it) idea:
rename it and call yourselves \"The people who love (to bake) cake\" or \"Cake or not cake, that\'s (not) the question\" or just \"Yliakum Bakers Association\" or something similar like \"\".
Would be a lot easier for all of us, wouldn\'t it? :D
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Post by: Sangwa on November 30, 2005, 07:17:00 pm: *Sangwa raises an eyebrow at the imprudent cakeless Thoronador*

Such heresy! We are no simple baker guild. We\'re followers of the glorious path that is Cake. Baking is just a part of it.

The name Cult of Seperot is, in my opinion, well chosen. Since no name could be faithful to the expanded significance of our path, the cult is rightfully named after its founder.

You can have both Lemon Slices and Peach Slices in cakes. You see, there\'s a place for everyone in the Cult.
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Post by: Thoronador on November 30, 2005, 07:37:57 pm: *Thoronador looks at Sangwa in a rather shocked way*

Lemon and peach slices? Who needs that?
Maybe you guys should found the \"Way of the delicious raisin\" where people can get cake with raisins, too. Now that would be a real improvement.
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Post by: zorbels on November 30, 2005, 07:50:39 pm: Cult of Seperot is a great name, I agree sangwa. Oh and I was wondering seeing as we love cake, can we add some cookie goodness too? \"Long live Cake!\"
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Post by: Aluna Brightburn on November 30, 2005, 09:19:47 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Thoronador
Maybe you guys should found the \"Way of the delicious raisin\" where people can get cake with raisins, too. Now that would be a real improvement.

Are you nuts?!!! Raisins... in cake!!!!
Do you know how revolting and insane that sounds!!!.
Next your\'ll be telling me the world is round! :P

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Oh and I was wondering seeing as we love cake, can we add some cookie goodness too?

8o
By the gods has everyone lost it?!? Cookies!...

Its cake! not bread, lemons, microchips ( ?( ) or cookies... cake, pure and simple.

I tell you people, the day of the peach is upon us!, repent your sins!... throw away your lemons!... worship the Peach and beg for squishy forgiveness!.

If anyone has heard of a book called \'James and the giant peach\' your\'ll know where im coming from...

Follow in example :].

\"...That was a ranting from the peach party. We now return you to your regular broadcasting...\"
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Post by: seperot on December 01, 2005, 12:24:07 am: Before you even ask Yes the CoS is still open....cult and guild work seperatly :P

*Seperot offers Aluna a CoS badge*
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Post by: Thoronador on December 01, 2005, 01:30:51 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Aluna Brightburn
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Originally posted by Thoronador
Maybe you guys should found the \"Way of the delicious raisin\" where people can get cake with raisins, too. Now that would be a real improvement.

Are you nuts?!!! Raisins... in cake!!!!
Do you know how revolting and insane that sounds!!!.
Next your\'ll be telling me the world is round! :P

No, I\'m not telling you the world is round, it\'s more of an egg\'s shape. ;)
But always remember the raisins. I know it may sound strange to you, but just find yourself a dark and quiet place where nobody from the Cult can see you while you are trying a cake with raisins. You\'ll love it. :P

PS:
\"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.\" - Terry Pratchett
:P
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Post by: Aluna Brightburn on December 01, 2005, 03:13:19 pm: Blasphemer! Kill the heretic!

Aluna make an annoucement to her Peach amry

Cakes & Slices of all ranks and size. We now have two enemies...

The zesty Nebuduck (Ruler of the Lemons)
The sun dried Thoronador (Supporter of the Raisin party)

Let it be know that no cream will be spared... no pastry too thin in hunting our enemies down!.

Aluna\'s army looks at her as though shes gone quite mad

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PS:
\"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind.\" - Terry Pratchett

Raistlin Majere supporters are a sure sign of a troubled mind :P
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Post by: Draklar on December 01, 2005, 06:01:03 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Aluna Brightburn
Cakes & Slices of all ranks and size. We now have two enemies...

The zesty Nebuduck (Ruler of the Lemons)
The sun dried Thoronador (Supporter of the Raisin party)
Interesting.. I\'m not an enemy anymore?
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Post by: Sangwa on December 01, 2005, 06:24:14 pm: OOC: Thoronador I\'m not taking it seriously :P.

Nebuduck can\'t be our enemy... He\'s our mob orchester.
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Post by: Draklar on December 01, 2005, 06:45:18 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Sangwa
Nebuduck can\'t be our enemy... He\'s our mob orchester.
Sure he can! Think of all the possible chaos! :D
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Post by: Thoronador on December 02, 2005, 01:02:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Aluna Brightburn
Blasphemer! Kill the heretic!

Aluna make an annoucement to her Peach amry

Cakes & Slices of all ranks and size. We now have two enemies...

The zesty Nebuduck (Ruler of the Lemons)
The sun dried Thoronador (Supporter of the Raisin party)

Let it be know that no cream will be spared... no pastry too thin in hunting our enemies down!.

Aluna\'s army looks at her as though shes gone quite mad

Ah, well, thank you Aluna for pointing out the flaw in my plan, there\'s still something important I almost had forgotten...

Thoronador clears his throat and begins to hold a noble speech as more and more people have gathered around the guy who dares to speak out against the peaches.

...Hereby I have the pleasure to announce the official founding of the Raisin Party, whose primary aim it is that all misled peach cake consumers are led back to the path of the rainsin, the delicious raisin. I know there are some among you, who already can\'t stand the peaches any longer, but are afraid to admit it, because they might be called a \"blasphemer\" or \"heretic\". But I can tell you, it\'s not you who is wrong, it\'s the peaches who are trying to suppress you by all means. They are trying to make you addicted to peach cakes, and that is not good. Our scientists have proven that eating immense number of peach slices or even peach cakes can result in poor health.
So revoke from the peaches, the sooner, the better. We don\'t want to cause anybbody any harm, but we have the vision, that one day the the raisin cake eaters and the former peach cake eaters (which by then will eat raisin cake, of course) can coexist peacefully.

Although nobody dares to applaude to this magnificent speech, because some peach-friends may be near, one can see people beginning to talk in whispers, because they obvioulsy seem to like the new idea of raisin cakes (which is brilliant indeed, I may say as a completly unbiased person ;)).
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Post by: zanzibar on December 03, 2005, 01:54:23 am: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
indeed we are a happy cult with cake fun and games and mass control thanks to our sub cult the sect of nebu so we shall........aahh crap did i over talk again? :<

I hate to say this, but \"victims\" of mass suicides are often happy to die. They feel that by killing themselves, their fulfilling religious obligations. They are serving their values or God, and they are making the world a better place.

Even individuals who aren\'t in cults might appear happy, peaceful, calm, and at peace before killing themselves. They\'ve come to think of death in ways which you and I do not think of it. It\'s now a source of peace, the solution to make all things better, and not to be feared.

There are also many people who hurt themselves in times of extreme pain and desperation, but it\'s not death that they\'re seeking, but peace, relief, even love. My point is however that some people are happy to die in such a way.
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Post by: seperot on December 03, 2005, 07:17:56 pm: *Seperot foams at the mouth and leaps on zanzibar, then starts stabbing him wildly*

Stop...Posting....stupid....crap.....on....my......threads....DAMNIT!
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Post by: zanzibar on December 03, 2005, 08:16:59 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
*Seperot foams at the mouth and leaps on zanzibar, then starts stabbing him wildly*

Stop...Posting....stupid....crap.....on....my......threads....DAMNIT!

I\'m just clearing up some of the misunderstandings surrounding cults and suicide. Are you saying that you would rather that such myths and misunderstandings continue to spread?
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Post by: seperot on December 03, 2005, 08:32:26 pm: What Part of Stop Posting Stupid Crap On My Threads, dont you get

and Please PLEASE dont post again stating im being rude or something....just stop! cease and desist! Halt!

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oh and no this has no implications on anyone else at all :) We still serve the cakey goodness to all \\o/

....and of course aluna\'s peach love :P
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Post by: zorbels on December 04, 2005, 12:56:37 pm: /me sniffs and wonders why her cookies are not welcome. :(

I call to you dough boy to flatten all who stand before the cookie ..... oh forget it peaches it is..... *sighs* I shall never bake again!
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Post by: seperot on December 04, 2005, 01:07:41 pm: Cookies are accepted in the cult....there not to be worshiped like cake, but they do become usefull as weapons of religious warfair :D
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Post by: Aluna Brightburn on December 04, 2005, 03:57:38 pm: 8o Zorbels you cannot give up on the cookies now!... we have an allience... The Peach Slices and the Cookies will stand together in combat as one :D.

The Cake is like the general leadning his troops. (Us, namely ingredients like peaches, raisins, choc chips etc....). 8)

Aluna looks at her past posts...
Oookkayy... I think im nuts... Ive lost it!. ;)
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Post by: zorbels on December 04, 2005, 08:34:53 pm: :D It is peachy. cookie, cake fest time! I have been baking all night seeing as my beloved leader Seperot has accepted the cookie! There will be nothing that can stand in our way...errrr.....well..except I am pretty hungry. O.o

Zorbels gets dough boy to slap it out of her as he hands her a Strawberry milkshake. \"Thank you dough boy and now on to met with our allie so that we may bring a war that makes even cookies crumble!\"
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 14, 2005, 12:42:45 am: Woo!!! Cult of Seperot!!! Woo!!! Sect of Nebu (I should start a thread about that some time... but that means I need to think of what to put in... its all too much work :( ) - if you want to learn more about the sect of nebu, http://nebuduck.no-ip.org/nebusite/Sect!

All praise Urguu Bluurk, who created all that exists from a scrap of bacon.
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Post by: Annah on December 14, 2005, 12:06:22 pm: Quote
The page cannot be found

Praised be Urguu Bluurk.
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Post by: Alhana on December 14, 2005, 12:28:59 pm: Forget Cake, Cookies, Peaches, Lemons, Limes & Urguu Bluurk etc...

Praised be the Coffee King!!!

Bows to the mighty nescafe jar

\"Oh Coffee, Ooo you are so big, so absolutly huge, gosh were all really impressed down here I can tell you!.

Click here for full coffee pray. (http://www.infectumanimus.byethost15.com/coffee.swf)
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Post by: seperot on December 14, 2005, 01:36:50 pm: fool! dont you know that coffe is the subservant of cake? without cake coffee is just...coffee! but with cake it becomes....mega!
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Post by: zorbels on December 14, 2005, 08:47:47 pm: *Zorbels drools over the coffee cake in her hands* Lets us not fight.... coffee and cake, cookies and peaches. We can all mass together and take over the world. Alhana what say you? Seperot what say you? Aluna I know you have got something to say surely......?

[edit] Nebuduck I can\'t see the page, it is not found :/
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 15, 2005, 12:14:58 am: The Holy one has spoken!!! He came to me in a vision and told me that he was organizing his webserver one day and moved the sect page to a sub folder!!! He said \"Behold, the glory of my greatness has translocated itself to http://nebuduck.no-ip.org/nebusite/Sect!!! All your cake is belong to me!!!\"

Edit: Nescafe is scowled on by Ugruu Bluurk. Return to the hole from whenc you came. People who drink instant coffee are not worthy of the pig-cells they were created from!
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Post by: Alhana on December 15, 2005, 10:36:52 pm: Alhana walks to the group and starts by turing to Nebuduck first.
Nebuduck, you can have all the cakes you wish! Yes... even coffee flavoured ones... But as a loyal servant too his royal cafieness \'King of Coffee Nescafe\' I swear, you even look at a jar of coffee in a supermarket wrongly or make it feel guilty...
Alhana switches to a leathel whisper and stares at Nebuduck.
Irll kill you... and believe me, I will know if you do.

Alhana turns to Zorbels and smiles evily.
My dear, Im sure we can come to some agreement that will benifit both of us. After all, theres not much more of you I cannot own >:).

Alhana turns to Aluna and prods her.
You keep your eyes off my beans... I already caught one of them trying to pass itself off as a peach and I know you had something to do with this.

Alhana turns to Seperot and nods. She whispers to him.
You know what to do if they fall out of line.

And now if you dont mind I must dash, Im having some friends over for coffee and cookies ;) .
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 15, 2005, 11:08:41 pm: I MAINTAIN that instant coffee is evil, as it has a VERY nasty after taste. If you insist on killing me for my anit-nescafe principles then so be it, worse things have happened to me. But instant coffee is evil. Coffee should be freshly ground, drunk black with no sugar. Nescafe sucks. teh end.
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Post by: Draklar on December 16, 2005, 05:55:25 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
I MAINTAIN that instant coffee is evil, as it has a VERY nasty after taste. If you insist on killing me for my anit-nescafe principles then so be it, worse things have happened to me. But instant coffee is evil. Coffee should be freshly ground, drunk black with no sugar. Nescafe sucks. teh end.
How about Nescafe Gold, eh? Eh? *nudges* Eh?
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Post by: seperot on December 16, 2005, 12:48:39 pm: *Seperot takes a handfull of coffee beans, shoves them in his mouth and chews then while staring at everyone*

yea...Coffee hardcore.....got a problem? >:|

cake will rule this land and all who think drinking coffee is good!
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 16, 2005, 05:35:23 pm: Mmmh... pure caffeinated beany goodness... none of this freeze dried rubbish...

*Nebuduck smashes a pot of Nescafe Gold on the floor, points and screeches \"Eeeeevil!!!\". He then goes to the nescafe factory and runs around yelling \"Witches! How can ye spoil the beany goodness by freeze drying without a guilty conscience!\".*
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Post by: Alhana on December 22, 2005, 07:30:58 pm: Quote
Originally posted by seperot
*Seperot takes a handfull of coffee beans, shoves them in his mouth and chews then while staring at everyone*

yea...Coffee hardcore.....got a problem? >:|

cake will rule this land and all who think drinking coffee is good!

Why you backstabing traitor!.
You know what this means dont you!...

As in the words of your brother... Fail!.
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Post by: zorbels on December 29, 2005, 07:07:51 pm: Zorbels watches the show as her friends run around on a caffine buzz. She smiles happily as she sits in a corner shoving her face full of irish cream coffee chocolates. Zorbels giggles as she see\'s Nebuduck run around the nescafe factory screaming \"witches!\" and with a chocolate filled smile offers him a blow torch.
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Post by: Xalthar on December 29, 2005, 07:13:13 pm: pies are not for the faint of heart
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 29, 2005, 07:15:24 pm: *Nebuduck refuses the blowtorch and proceeds to drive steaks (cooked rare) through the nescafe-worker\'s hearts*

*Nebuduck then pulls out a bigass flamethrower and torches the factory*
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Post by: Alhana on December 29, 2005, 07:16:02 pm: Damn the pies!

Peaches Rule!... oh yeah and coffee :)
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on January 25, 2006, 03:42:40 am: You aren\'t the evil person you make your self seem, huh?