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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Efflixi Aduro on October 25, 2005, 03:58:37 am
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Well the idea is simple, everyone can write or comment on eachothers stories. The storys should be on the stupid/funny things you\'ve done with your friends. Most of us have thousands so please just say a few, we don\'t want your life story. :) (Oh and nothing sad please, this threads made for laughs)
1. Well to start with, like me and 4 or 5 friends were hanging out in my friends yard and we were super bored. So we got out a can of axe and used the axe as a flamethrower and lit stuff on fire. Thats when my friend Nareg had the great idea to put a puddle of axe in his hand and light it on fire. It all went well until it caught his jacket\'s sleeve and his jacket went up in flames. He ran around screaming until he used his head and took it off and threw it on the groud, we stomped it until it was gone.
2. Another time while at my friends house he had the great idea to the the whole fart + lighter thing. So he took off his pants to get \"max gas output\" and waited for it. When he finally farted he let out a huge one, we didnt notice a big flame or anything, but, his boxers caught fire and he ran around screaming and slapping himself in the butt. He finally got it out though the boxers were missing most of the back side by then and he couldnt sit right...
I\'ll stick some more later. Feel free to add your own! :)
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i\'m not sure how much this counts.
but, jumped in a huge pit (~30ft across, ~3ft deep) of muddy, cold water, then using our bodies to build a human pyramid to get a hat that has been nailed to the top of 18 ft greased 7 inch pole.
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oook this is funny and stupid.
2 weeks ago (i think)me and me old mates decided that it would be a cool idea to have a party inside this new house that was buing built (was almost done with flooboards walls and kitchens ect..) bit of alchy ect..
well was bloody good fun, we where there for a good few hours. we where making so much noise then the neighbours turned their flood lights on so we bailed out of there.
we where outside and my friend pounced on a for sale sign and it slowly fell over with him clinging to it. next secound a car came and we all bailed into the neighbours yard. we got up and ran down further into this front yard and hid. the car came past and went reaaaally slowly and then reversed. i had to keep crawling to keep out of the lights.
it went back up the street and was gonna come down so we ran so hard and ran through these backyards (bug backyards on aceridge) through a few of them untill we came to the street across the other side which took ages.
that was a fricking fun night.
on another note, one of me mates poured metho onto a candle and it traveld back up the thing into the bottle. he dropped it over his arm and leg and set that on fire. then he was standing in a flaming puddle and was backed up in the corner of the pool fence. made me laugh :D
im gonna post so many things here when i have the time :D, ill keep em shorter than these sorry
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wellllllllllllllll ...
eh ...there is a park near here ...that has bison ...and my friends had always been jealous of my tales of \"cow-tipping\" (my family having farms) ...so, we (in a drunken stupor, of course) decided to go \"buffalo tipping\"
...well, for those of you who wondered ...buffalo do NOT sleep standing up ...but in the dark, it is kinda hard to tell because they are SO freaking large. We did manage to get one to wobble a bit ...then, it woke up ANGRY hehe ...and buffalo (even sleepy ones) run one heck of a lot faster than drunken farmboys! We ran for all we were worth, scattering (good thing, because the noise woke a couple other buffalo) and made it to the fence safely with two notable exceptions. First ...my buddy Steve, while dodging the front of the buffalo (and the HORNS!) ...still managed to get his foot stepped on. Second ...Alex (it was always Alex) ...slipped and fell in a pile of buffalo ...leavings.
We made Alex wrap in a blanket and ride home in the trunk.
-no buffalo were harmed during the making of this film
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Myself and 4 other mates got some deodorant and a lighter and made a flamethrower then one of us had the bright idea to light his shoes on fire and see how fast he could run we ended up at the hospital but he was ok two days later.
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slicing the strings on a stack of bales so when the forklift tries to grab them they fall apart.... would have set the (huge) pile of straw alight if it wasnt right by a hedge and a road
trying to start aformentioned forklifts and driving them around the field for a bit
^definatly stupid and fairly funny at the time
trying to break into some forestry tracters succeded once or twice
climbing a massive radio mast with no harness in strong wind
er... some stuff involving goldfish
zog....i thought cows lay down :P
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Originally posted by Mindari
zog....i thought cows lay down :P
heh ...they doze, chewing their cud ...btw ...cow tipping is DANGEROUS ...please, don\'t try it, kiddies
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Oh no! I just can\'t believe it.
It seems like non-sense and stupidity are spreading much faster than I thought they would. :P ...even in the PS forums.
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Ooo this just happend yesterday. :D
Friend A= no liscense or anything
B= guy that can drive and the cars his
C= another guy with us
Ok so I don\'t have a 6th period class and neither do 3 others of my friends so we decided to go grab a bite. One of us had a liscense so he drove us up to In-N-Out and we ordered out food and ate etc.
When we were going to go to back to school friend A says lets me drive. Well this seemed extremly stupid since friend A doesn\'t have a liscense or anything, but, being stupid we let him. So all 4 of us get in the car and A gets out of the driveway fine and were going on the street and we stop at a red light. I look ahead and I just happen to see a cop parked on the side just waiting for somone to slip up. I tell my friend thats driving and he panics.
So there are 4 teenagers driving around when they should be in school, the driver has no liscense, and the car theyre in has no registration because its new. :)
So My friend slowly trys blending into the \"traffic\" (like 2 cars) around us when I notice that C doesnt have a seatbelt on. I scream at him and the other 2 guys panic. The driver stops the car in the middle of the street out of panic about 20 feet behind the parked cop while were screaming at C. Well C puts on his seatbelt when B realizes that A stopped the car on the middle of the street and we start screaming at A. Of course y this time the cops pretty interested and he starts his car and starts coming but without a siren or anything. By now B is in total panic and tells A to drive on small streets. So we go and we drive around until we think we lose the cop and we drove back to school. The second we stopped the car we all ran like no tommorow to the school and starting cracking up once we stopped stopepd running.
My guess is the cop eventually found the car but couldnt do much since it had no registration yet...
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got ya beat :P
I held my cat up to my chin and chased my children around the house with a toy sword, claiming I was \"Catbeard the Pirate\"
ARRH! ...shiver me whiskers!
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ive done lots of stupid things...
from seeing who can eat a sheet of paper fastest to drunken races through town with me ending up then no fewer than 10 or so cuts (with blood and everything) and returning to a friends house with items... which werent ours to take. (it was his birthday so it made sense we got him something even though he got some cool junk from us anyway) and we stopped half way to convece the owner of the kebab shop he could sell us vodka :/
also me and my friend joe used to have this thing about jumping off of hight things or trying to ollie down 20 steps when we couldnt even manage 3
Originally posted by yayoo
Myself and 4 other mates got some deodorant and a lighter and made a flamethrower then one of us had the bright idea to light his shoes on fire and see how fast he could run we ended up at the hospital but he was ok two days later.
my frined tried to moonwalk through a fire we made once, he was wearing tracksuit trousers and his whole leg caught alight
and another fire involved thing... we had and oil drum so we thought lets make a fire in it so we went collecting wood and \'borrowed\' a fence pannel...
then later on after we had be drinking a bit one guy picked up a piece of wood and went to smash it over the fire, but he didnt know that this piece of wood was part of the fence pannel and still had a nail in the end it went right through his hand.
theres more i cant be bothered to think of at the moment.
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In highschool, me and some friends went onto a track for running events during our spare and raced eachother on scooters, going as fast as we could competively. Some jerk threw a tenis ball at one of my friends, causing him to go flying. He rolled for a good distance on the pavement. When we got to him, his shirt was covered in blood, his face was white, and he seemed to be in shock. Good times.
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skateboard jousting. get the biggest stick/small tree you can find then skate at each other reall fast like and smash each other with said stick
playing this in a carpark with 8ft branches until the police told us to get lost.
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He, that reminds me of one. A few years ago my buddies and I were at my friends house back in the boonies. It was late fall and there was a few inches of fresh snow on the ground. We were dicking around in his pole barn, and found a couple of sleds, then we noticed the john deere gator parked a few feet away. *bling!* lightbulbs flick on above our heads, and we scramble for some rope. We strap both sleds to the back of the gator and head off for the fields to have sled battles. My friend Zack drives, and that leaves Adam and I to duke it out. Of course I was doomed from the start, Adam weighs 230lbs, and me a mere 140. So its me vs. the behemoth on sleds doing ~25mph through rocky fields. I was holding my own for a good while, but he kept steering into me trying to knock me off, and hitting me hard. I wasnt going to last long, so I got the bright idea to board his sled and try to force him off. I leap from mine to the back of his, but thats where my success ended. he flings me off, and I manage to grab the back of the sled. So now im being dragged at full speed through rocks and snow, and it hurts. Hes twisted aroung trying to force me to let go, and we hit a huge bump. He gets sent flying, and I get a dislocated shoulder. Hows that for stupid?
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Well i\'ve been caught skating inside a school and we got chased by these strangers.. then my friend made a fire and we all ollied and did tricks over it.. then he didn\'t make it and he burnt his leg
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Found a recipie for a smoke bomb online, after weeks of searching we got everything. Went to my friends houses pool which was drained at the time.
The instructions said 1 pound would cover a block in smoke, we had adout 1/5 of a pound of the stuff.
The 4 or 5 of us stood in the empty pool as my friend crhis ran and lit it. There was so much smoke we couldnt see straigh and panicked. We yelled out for eachother and when we got in a group we found out way to the exit of the pool and ran like a block away.
That goodness this was at night or the fire department would have been all over us. :P
Oh and my other friend found a recipie for a pipe bomb on the site too. We were about to do it when it hit me, wait, this is a bomb. Amd we called it off before we blew up ourselfs.
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Originally posted by Efflixi Aduro
Oh and my other friend found a recipie for a pipe bomb on the site too. We were about to do it when it hit me, wait, this is a bomb. Amd we called it off before we blew up ourselfs.
It\'s not the explosion itself which makes a pipe bomb so dangerous. A good pipe bomb will have an out casing which allows it to contain broken glass, nails, barbed wire cuttings, and razor blades. When the bomb explodes, they fly out at high speeds along with bits of the bomb\'s casing.
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Originally posted by darkw00t
Well i\'ve been caught skating inside a school and we got chased by these strangers.. then my friend made a fire and we all ollied and did tricks over it.. then he didn\'t make it and he burnt his leg
one of my physics teachers seems to have nothing against us skating in the class room... we wouldnt actually listen to her if she told us to stop but yeah.
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My brother and I used to have a length of rubber hose and one day we thought, \"Hey! Rubber hose! Bungie cords are made out of rubber.\"
After tying the hose into a tree near our apartments I was tied into the other end and...well. Lets just say that the doctor made me repeat the incident to him three times.
Also, used to fight with sticks. But not just any sticks.
We used to tie shirts to the sticks, douse them in deisel fuel and light them on fire. Then we would fight each other. If you caught on fire -or just got scared, wimps- then you had been killed.
Funny how you think about the fact you are covered in deisel fuel after you are on fire.
We used to sit in the hot tub in the apartment complex in the winter and then runn and jump into the pool. I guess that can stop your heart.
theres a thousand reasons I shouldn\'t be alive. :)) Some day I\'ll share them all. :D
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Well once I skinny dipped after a 15th birthday in the local school pool. then some other mates joined in and when it ended we had maybe 50 poeple in a poo that\'s about 30 metres long and 15 metres wide that is max 1.8 metres deep :P, that night was so memorable
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Originally posted by verideon
when it ended we had maybe 50 poeple in a poo that\'s about 30 metres long and 15 metres wide that is max 1.8 metres deep :P, that night was so memorable
skinny dipping in a poo aye... i think we have heard enough from you.
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Hmm well one time during school, I went into the bathroom near the band room and opened one of the windows, then I folded my lunch card in half and placed it in the latch and closed the window - the short of this is that the window looked closed but would open from the outside. Then I went and got a bunch of foam cups and my frind Chad and I came into the school at night, using the styrofoam cups to systematically eliminate all security cameras. Then we took all of the trash cans off of their round rolly things and played scooter all throughout the hallways.
Another time we figured a way onto our schools flat roof, figured out secluded spots that can\'t be seen from the ground, got a group together, brought 6 tents, and a few cots, and some lawn chairs, a TV and an extension cord. We ran the cord from the ground to the roof, to run our TV, and had a camp out on the school roof. The TV wasn\'t for watching TV shows - we had brought a camera with us and filmed a movie on the roof. Our shcools address is 217 summit, and so we named the movie \"Summit 217\" pretending 217 was an Afganistan mountian where Osama Bin Hidin was training terrorists. So we had to ascend \"Summit 217\" I.E. climb the roof, and destroy the terrorists camps. We also had a jamaken guide who ended up helping us out because he orchestrated a drug deal with Osama and we caught him while he was high. The movie ended with him being killed by our bad star wars laser guns that made cheesy pow pow sounds. The End.