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Fan Area => Roleplaying (Communitive Storywriting) => Topic started by: LigH on November 07, 2005, 09:41:24 pm

Title: Your contribution please: Only one funny sentence!
Post by: LigH on November 07, 2005, 09:41:24 pm: Please quote a probably funny line - what could a female Enkidukai (with a sword in her hand) have to tell 4 males in front of her? ... :rolleyes:

(http://www.ligh.de/pics/PSCB/Zorbels-Comment.jpg)
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Post by: Lolitra, Celorrim Purrty Twins on November 07, 2005, 10:00:57 pm: Right boys, this was not a lesson for for new turning skills, but neutering... so who\'s first...
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Post by: zorbels on November 07, 2005, 10:45:54 pm: First place Prize is a spanking with her sword, and the winner of the I wanna be Stronith contest is....

/me rolls over laughing :D
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Post by: Keyaz on November 08, 2005, 04:32:18 am: why is her knee talking? :|

I have no humour to contribute to this, all outta funny :\\
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Post by: Bebel on November 08, 2005, 06:06:55 am: \" may i have a quest please ?\" xD
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Post by: Odessa Wildfire on November 10, 2005, 08:56:11 pm: \"I was joking when I said it takes 4 menki to change a hanging lantern!... and the dwarf wouldnt stand a chance!\"
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Post by: scyth on November 17, 2005, 12:58:31 am: \"What\'s wrong, boys, cat got your tongue?\"
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Post by: derwoodly on November 17, 2005, 03:30:26 am: NO! I am NOT in heat, so back off, and that includes the horny dwarf!
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Post by: Radiant Memphis on November 17, 2005, 09:07:22 am: It\'s from somthing else but still funny.
\"oh I have one \"........\"Why do Enkidukai have boobs.................................so you have something to look at while your talking to them....get it? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.........\" :D
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Post by: FaKeShAdOw on November 17, 2005, 10:20:13 am: *The Fenki sees the dwarf come and looks at him for a short moment.*

*She redirects her attention on the Menki\'s, who by now are feeling uneasy and looking sheepish.*

\"Aiight then, now that we are FINALLY all here.. I have to tell you all a little something. You men are a disgrace. *hesitates* By the gods, Proteus STOP CHEWING ON YOUR TAIL.. *sighs* Anyways, you idiot Menki\'s make cats like ME need medication... Proteus, PAY ATTENTION! ...So, I\'ve been recieving complaints about the flower gardens being trampled and the statue in the Hydlaa plaza was being used as a litterbox..ew. One more thing, the dwarves are not rodents. Rats in Planeshift exist for a reason. \'Cat chase rat. Cat catches rat. Rat screams. Cat eats rat. Cat levels up.\' Dwarves do not resemble rats, unless you\'re drunk or in need of glasses. If you troglodytes attack one more dwarf *points to the dwarf*, I\'ll make you all wish you had never been born. *holds up sword and glares threateningly at the Menki\'s* Mmkay, Meeting over. Go back to your original posts, you worthless felines.\"

oopsies too long :D :]
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Post by: zorbels on November 17, 2005, 09:13:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Radiant Memphis
It\'s from somthing else but still funny.
\"oh I have one \"........\"Why do Enkidukai have boobs.................................so you have something to look at while your talking to them....get it? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.........\" :D

*Sigh* It has been done and over played so much. Further more it has nothing to do with what was asked and that is...

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Originally posted by LigH

Please quote a probably funny line - what could a female Enkidukai (with a sword in her hand) have to tell 4 males in front of her? ...

Radiant Memphis I find your comment distasteful and very insulting. If you stand infront of me in PS be warned i will stick my swords in your eyes so that you may learn that there is more to a woman than her boobs. :/

PS: sorry Ligh for breaking the thread, but I couldn\'t let that one go.. :/
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Post by: Stronith on November 17, 2005, 09:17:22 pm: How about this one:

Eenie Meeni minee moe, catch a menki by the toe ...

or

Ok, dress-up time is over. Can I have my girdles back now, boys?

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Originally posted by Radiant Memphis
It\'s from somthing else but still funny.
\"oh I have one \"........\"Why do Enkidukai have boobs.................................so you have something to look at while your talking to them....get it? So you have something to look at while your talking to them.........\"

Why do you have it posted here then? Make a thread for Family Guy in Hydlaa Plaza and I\'ll add my fave quotes there.

Be aware that Lady Zorbels has a temper, you may end up losing your Menki-hood putting words in her mouth like that . :o

/me realizes he\'s not a moderator but speaks his mind nonetheless

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Originally posted by Keyaz
why is her knee talking? :|

Come to think of it, that is a good question...
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Post by: zorbels on November 18, 2005, 12:03:19 am: :D LOL...I like that one Stronith..../me rolls over laughing
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Originally posted by Stronith
How about this one:
Ok, dress-up time is over. Can I have my girdles back now, boys?

;) I also wondered, last time I checked my knee\'s didn\'t talk.
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Originally posted by Keyaz
why is her knee talking? :|
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Post by: Induane on November 18, 2005, 12:22:37 am: \"Meow\"
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Post by: shorty13 on November 18, 2005, 02:56:20 am: \"Alright, which one of you stole Nibbles?\" ***pulls out sword***
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Post by: stfrn on November 18, 2005, 09:07:27 pm: \"Which of these is not like the other, which of these does not belong...\"
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Post by: lokiwolf44 on January 20, 2006, 04:28:09 am: You boys better hand over that dwarf or... well I\'ll let you imagine what happens if you dont. *lifts sword mencingly*
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Post by: Xeraans on January 20, 2006, 11:33:58 pm: Zorbels sharpens her sword, a gleam in her eye, and a mischievous grin on her ever-wicked face.

\"..Now, which one of you boys thought I looked ?hot,? again?\"

..Just a friendly warning to Radiant, and anyone else for that matter, something not to say to a Fenki.. for the sake of your life. XD
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Post by: Dylia on January 22, 2006, 04:54:51 am: \"A DWARF!!!!.... oh wait he\'s not a red head\"
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Post by: zorbels on January 22, 2006, 07:45:13 am: \"Ok WHO took my catnip!\" XD
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Post by: white_slayer on January 22, 2006, 10:39:27 am: \'oooh quadtuplets lol and a dwarf\' GO DWARVES
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Post by: Cyl on January 22, 2006, 10:55:31 am: \"And I thought Cyl was the guy who sells dwarves ...\"
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Post by: BlackAcre on January 24, 2006, 03:49:30 am: \"Y\'all trick-ass hos best get used to the fact that Flava Flav is my man.\"
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Post by: lanser on January 27, 2006, 11:05:19 am: Which one of you four turned Stronith into a dwarf?
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Post by: zorbels on January 27, 2006, 10:42:59 pm: \"Ok, ok I didn\'t mean to paint you all up pretty while afk .... Stay back I have a sword!\"
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Post by: Zaxim on January 28, 2006, 12:52:34 am: \"So a dwarf and four menkis walk int- Hey! Is this some kind of joke?\"
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Post by: HarenaAbdolor on February 03, 2006, 01:19:37 am: The Bachelorette: Plane Shift

\"And this is the BEST they could find? Though the dwarf is kind of cute...\" says Fenki.

All except the dwarf and fenki: >.> \"You\'ve got to be kidding me...\"

*Fenki and Dwarf walk off together*

:p
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Post by: zorbels on February 03, 2006, 03:20:53 am: \"ok the dwarf told me you guys were talking behind my back and I gather you all here to say, which one of you called me FAT!\" *pulls out her sword*
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Post by: lanser on February 07, 2006, 11:12:20 pm: following on from Zorbels last one :)

\"does my bum look big in this?\"
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Post by: Keneth on February 08, 2006, 02:26:47 am: Fenki: Drop and give me 20, ladies! XD
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Post by: lanser on February 09, 2006, 01:53:22 pm: \"How many times do I have to tell you? It\'s a dwarf not a fluffy bunny!\"
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Post by: zanzibar on February 13, 2006, 09:05:26 am: \"If it were a bunny, how would you explain the smell!\"
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Post by: dfryer on April 08, 2006, 02:16:36 am: \"Clearly, mine is bigger than yours.\"
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Post by: Nameh Roteleks on April 10, 2006, 04:19:29 am: \"Not one step further, brothers! I dont care if the family approves. My heart has spoken! And who says an Enkidukai cant get it off with a dwarf, anyway?\"
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Post by: zorbels on April 10, 2006, 06:24:03 am: \"Ok which one of you caused that thing we like to call lag ..... Hmmmmm?\" *Pulls out her sword*
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Post by: Peacer on April 10, 2006, 11:47:07 am: KILL THE DWARF, HE TOUCHED MY BUM
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Post by: Arcanacat on April 10, 2006, 03:15:47 pm: \"Alrighty. Now that we are all gathered together... I have to say this calmly... *screams suddenly* WHY ARE YOU LYING HEADS UP UNDERNEATH ME???
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Post by: Levander on April 10, 2006, 06:18:42 pm: \"ok who\'s first to get a new haircut?\"
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Post by: Peacer on April 11, 2006, 01:14:18 pm: \"now to tel you all why i won\'t marry you, because i am allergic to things i don\'t want to do\"
\"marry me zorbels\"
\"coughing\"
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Post by: Proteous on April 12, 2006, 12:43:21 am: Quote
Originally posted by lanser
following on from Zorbels last one :)

\"does my bum look big in this?\"

No bigger than usual. It always looks huge to me..
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Post by: zorbels on April 12, 2006, 01:44:55 am: Quote
Originally posted by Proteous
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Originally posted by lanser
following on from Zorbels last one :)

\"does my bum look big in this?\"

No bigger than usual. It always looks huge to me..

:D Takes a huge ass to know one huh? *winks*