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Title: Female Wanted
Post by: Nebuduck on December 17, 2005, 10:08:35 pm: Wanted:

Female who lives in a timezone very different to GMT+1. (european time)

Under 17 years of ages.

Uses both IRC and Skype

Reasons for this need will be given to applicants, when they apply.

Thanks
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Post by: Draklar on December 17, 2005, 10:16:59 pm: Bah, I don\'t fit any of those demands :(
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Post by: zanzibar on December 17, 2005, 10:18:29 pm: Someone to do with Rilar, I know that.
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 17, 2005, 11:52:13 pm: Well, I shouldn\'t say this... so, promise you won\'t tell a single other person?

Rilar lurves someone following above description.

So, draklar, still dissappointed?
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Post by: Draklar on December 17, 2005, 11:56:00 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
So, draklar, still dissappointed?
Yes..

You kind of made it obvious in the faces thread, by the way.
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Post by: Radiant Memphis on December 17, 2005, 11:58:42 pm: Last I remember Rilar was ummm....incapacitated or something of the like. I could be wrong I see so many names. Hmmm...
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 18, 2005, 12:24:22 am: Quote

You kind of made it obvious in the faces thread, by the way.

...

I didn\'t make anything obvious as far as I know... mainly, cos I dunno what it is that I made obvious...
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Post by: Karyuu on December 18, 2005, 12:28:51 am: I can\'t believe you expect a female to actually go along with this :P Especially after the posts that followed. This is a typically male thing.
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Post by: Draklar on December 18, 2005, 12:39:45 am: I mean
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Originally posted by Nebuduck
Incidentally... Rilar likes someone younger than him in a timezone very different to GMT+1. Any help appreciated (we assume they\'re female)

Which made this obvious:
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Originally posted by Nebuduck
Rilar lurves someone following above description.
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 18, 2005, 12:55:13 am: Draklar: It was just a little obvious anyway, I had no plans on keeping it secret, just wanted to pretend I did (hence why I posted it on a PUBLIC forum)

Karyuu: And why not?! I would if I were female and matched the above description. And it wasn\'t Rilar.
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Post by: zanzibar on December 18, 2005, 01:03:24 am: Quote
Originally posted by Karyuu
I can\'t believe you expect a female to actually go along with this :P Especially after the posts that followed. This is a typically male thing.

:|
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Post by: Karyuu on December 18, 2005, 01:09:21 am: Eep. Sorry Zanzibar :p Nebuduck: it doesn\'t work at all to try to figure out what you would do if you were of the opposite gender. I just honestly don\'t expect any female to jump up and tell you \"Oh, it\'s me! It\'s me!\" ;)
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 18, 2005, 01:10:09 am: We now see how zanzibar managed to get a whopping 1373 posts, with his informative and educational \":|\"s.

Hey, don\'t dis it. A smiley can be worth a thousand words.

Edit: You know, posting at the same time as someone makes it hard to reply to them :P

Karyuu, it may well be me (for now we\'re assuming its female, but no-where did he say that). But still, its worth a try. And its nice to have a heart rending tale of unrequited love on the forums.
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Post by: Cherppow on December 18, 2005, 05:19:57 am: The Burly Men of Hydlaa sends you greetings! :)
(http://users.tkk.fi/~vrantapu/PlaneShift/Burly_men_welcomes_you.png)

Message reads:
However it turns out to be, remember that you\'re always welcome among the brothers.
Be good.
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Post by: Karyuu on December 18, 2005, 05:25:16 am: Cherppow, your posts are the bestest :D
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Post by: Draklar on December 18, 2005, 06:25:43 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
Draklar: It was just a little obvious anyway, I had no plans on keeping it secret, just wanted to pretend I did (hence why I posted it on a PUBLIC forum)
It was rather an answer to the question if I am dissappointed. I kind of knew it all along, so yeah...
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Post by: yayoo on December 18, 2005, 03:16:23 pm: Im a sigle female matching whatever you said.Heres a pic
(http://www.thefakenews.com/uglychick.jpg)

call me baby 045789046
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Post by: Xordan on December 18, 2005, 03:23:49 pm: Oooo mememememe!

Will I count if I pretend to be a bit younger and put on a dress and move to the US for a week????!11111 :D
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Post by: yayoo on December 18, 2005, 03:26:23 pm: He wants me!
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 18, 2005, 05:08:19 pm: Xordan, I\'m sure anyone would go for you whether you whether you were female or not

Everyone knows welshies are sexy. Particularly the sheep...

:P
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Post by: Grindalyx on December 19, 2005, 05:49:32 am: Thats true. I\'d go for him..

If I could peel him away from the sheep, that is. :P
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Post by: Draklar on December 19, 2005, 06:41:00 am: Well Nebu, you got yayoo and Xordan. So is that what you seeked for? :P
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 19, 2005, 08:20:27 am: I don\'t think I\'m the person to be asking...

*summons rilar to the forums*
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Post by: Drey on December 19, 2005, 10:53:07 am: welsh girls... and most of the guys are too hard to understand.
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Post by: Waylander on December 19, 2005, 06:29:25 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
Xordan, I\'m sure anyone would go for you whether you whether you were female or not

Everyone knows welshies are sexy. Particularly the sheep...

:P

Yeah, very sexy...if short and fat are your thing :P
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 19, 2005, 06:55:25 pm: as they say in wales... \"the welllllllllllllllllllsh lllllllllllllllllllllove sheep\"

sorry... coulllllllllllllllllldn\'t resist :P
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on December 20, 2005, 04:48:34 am: .....And you need a female, why?
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 20, 2005, 07:38:55 am: Maybe if you read some of the threat OTHER THAN JUST THE TITLE you\'d find out -.-
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Post by: LigH on December 20, 2005, 07:59:26 pm: Quote
I\'ll protect you from the hooded claw
Keep the vampires from your door
When the chips are down I\'ll be around
With my undying, death-defying
Love for you

Envy will hurt itself
Let yourself be beautiful
Sparkling love, flowers
And pearls and pretty girls
Love is like an energy
Rushin\' rushin\' inside of me

Any feelings like that, Nebu? ;)
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 20, 2005, 10:12:42 pm: *Gasps*

Thats just how I feel about Seperot...

How did you manage to describe such a powerful feeling in words!?!?!?!

You should be a poet....

Edit: Except Sep likes Vampires so I wouldn\'t protect him from them...
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Post by: Draklar on December 20, 2005, 10:14:31 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
Thats just how I feel about Seperot...
Ehh, Nebuduck doesn\'t love me anymore :/
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 20, 2005, 10:16:27 pm: I wuv you, too, Drak, But you have Karyuu (Hah!!! Got the right K there, eh!?! - close call though - I nearly put Kii) and sep is just hated by everyone, so I feel sorry for sep.

Also, sep is closer... makes it easier to meet up for... well... you wouldn\'t want to know...
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Post by: Draklar on December 20, 2005, 10:23:49 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
sep is just hated by everyone, so I feel sorry for sep.
Not true! Sep is the only person that loves me (or so he says), how could I hate him?
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Post by: Karyuu on December 20, 2005, 10:28:24 pm: No one owns me :|
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Post by: Draklar on December 20, 2005, 10:35:17 pm: True that, Kary no longer feels like belonging to me, so it seems Sep is all that is left. So we\'ll have to fight over him, golden duck :[
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 20, 2005, 11:43:29 pm: Why all the violence? Wouldn\'t it me much more peaceful to just have a threesome?

Invite karyuu if you like ^^
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Post by: yayoo on December 21, 2005, 06:02:26 pm: You can always look up Noxide, Nebu ;)
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 21, 2005, 06:23:03 pm: Hmm... that or... invite him to join in with me, Sep, Drak and Karyuu... yay!
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Post by: Cha0s on December 21, 2005, 06:30:34 pm: Is anyone else disturbed by this thread? :P Just a little bit, even...?
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Post by: yayoo on December 21, 2005, 06:34:12 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
Hmm... that or... invite him to join in with me, Sep, Drak and Karyuu... yay!

Him is now a she working the streets to pay of her doctors and yes this thread is so disturbing I was afraid to click on it.
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Post by: Draklar on December 21, 2005, 06:34:36 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Cha0s
Is anyone else disturbed by this thread? :P Just a little bit, even...?
Why would you be? :[

Oh, and about the threesome... I\'m afraid I can\'t come... I\'m.. allergic to UK, I\'m afraid.
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Post by: Waylander on December 21, 2005, 07:04:48 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Draklar
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Originally posted by Cha0s
Is anyone else disturbed by this thread? :P Just a little bit, even...?
Why would you be? :[

Oh, and about the threesome... I\'m afraid I can\'t come... I\'m.. allergic to UK, I\'m afraid.

We can try to bump it up to a sixsome if you want ;)

And, everybody loves me :D
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 21, 2005, 07:18:27 pm: Cha0s: Well, I\'m not disturbed...

Draklar: How unfortunate. Its a problem thats more common than you would think. You can get some cream for it though, I believe...
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Post by: derwoodly on December 22, 2005, 09:49:53 am: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
Hmm... that or... invite him to join in with me, Sep, Drak and Karyuu... yay!

Captian obvious says...

At this point it looks like you have a foursome and still have not found the original female that you were looking for.

[edit :clarified]
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 22, 2005, 10:39:35 am: Hey, as long as we have a foursome, do we really mind if we\'ve found the woman we want or not?
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Post by: LigH on December 22, 2005, 05:37:45 pm: Although I probably had not chosen this way... indeed, there are similar intentions for my character as well. But he is probably too formal, too shy, compared to other people around him.
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Post by: zorbels on December 25, 2005, 09:37:21 pm: Holy Flying Monkeys I cannot believe this thread has gotten so much attention. This is no place for any type of woman.... *Zorbels grabs Karyuu and gets her the hell outta there*
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Post by: ross.burns on December 26, 2005, 12:09:14 am: Man, how I wish this wasn\'t the first thread I chose to read on these forums (Damn that irresistable heading!)...
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Post by: zanzibar on December 26, 2005, 01:01:58 am: Threesomes are confusing.
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 26, 2005, 01:58:27 am: I\'m glad my thread made you all happy. Zorbels: bring us our Karyuu back :(

I agree, it seems to have got alot of attention, considering the topic (who rilar loves) was resolved a few days after the thread started.

edit: zanzibar: I could demonstrate if it would help. But i\'d need volounteers.
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Post by: ross.burns on December 26, 2005, 02:42:19 am: The only thing that worries me is that she\'s under 17... although I have no idea where you\'re from, and I know in a lot of European countires the age of consent is much lower than the UK\'s decision of 18 (in Spain it\'s 12!).
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Post by: Karyuu on December 26, 2005, 03:07:04 am: Karyuu sneaks back in upon being kidnapped (thankfully!) by Zorbels, for a split second.

Unless I missed something in this thread, age of consent has nothing at all to do with anything here.

Karyuu runs back out.
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Post by: zanzibar on December 26, 2005, 03:45:18 am: Quote
Originally posted by Karyuu
Karyuu sneaks back in upon being kidnapped (thankfully!) by Zorbels, for a split second.

Unless I missed something in this thread, age of consent has nothing at all to do with anything here.

Karyuu runs back out.

It depends. Talking dirty to someone under 13, or a minor in general, does have legal implications, even if it\'s online. I haven\'t been following this thread too closely though so why am I even giving my two cents...

saz saz saz saz saz
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Post by: ramlambmoo on December 26, 2005, 04:35:32 am: Quote
It depends. Talking dirty to someone under 13, or a minor in general, does have legal implications, even if it\'s online.

Correct, you can get imprisioned for it. And its anyone under 18, I\'m pretty sure, since it counts as a form of pedophilia....

Uh, back on topic, the title of this thread is suspicious, and the fact that its by nebuduck only confirms my suspicions.... nebu is always up to something, that one....

I will now go back to my state of hibernation.
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Post by: zanzibar on December 26, 2005, 04:46:42 am: Hey, by not stopping it, do you think we could get charged with conspiracy or being accessories? The planeshift crew could get sued, and even fragnetics might face legal action.

mmmm..... legal action.........
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Post by: Kythag on December 26, 2005, 05:27:11 am: Cha0s, I am more than a little disturbed by this thread. I am hoping beyond all hope that this is some kind of joke. I resisted opening this thread since I first saw it days ago. I should have kept resisting :\\
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Post by: Draklar on December 26, 2005, 08:59:48 am: Quote
Originally posted by Karyuu
Karyuu sneaks back in upon being kidnapped (thankfully!) by Zorbels, for a split second.

Unless I missed something in this thread, age of consent has nothing at all to do with anything here.

Karyuu runs back out.
Blerg! Should\'ve taken me with you :[
Now I\'m left here... Alone with that Nebu guy ;(
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Post by: zanzibar on December 26, 2005, 09:04:21 am: You can go any time you like.

(But you can never leave.)
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Post by: LigH on December 26, 2005, 10:44:49 am: Gag is sad that too many people took a possibly cheerful topic way too serious and negative. It could have been - only according to the topic formulation alone - an appointment for some longer lasting roleplay. Or a discussion about everyone\'s preferences. But no - people preferred to scratch out the burned crumbs of the great cake... :(
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 26, 2005, 12:28:45 pm: Draklar... you vill be \'ere vor evar vis me! I vill suck your villpower dry!

*Hugs Draklar, then Cackles Maniacally*

OK, SO, seriously, if you\'re under 18, and feel this thread has been talking dirty to you in any way, and you feel uncomfortable, please call \"0800-IVE-BEEN-VIOLATED\". They\'ll give you all the information you need to sue my ***** *** (the words \"pants\" and \"off\" from that last sentence have been censored incase anyone took it as an offer...)

The age of consent in the UK is 16, or was last time I checked 5 minutes ago. (Hey, I\'m a 15 year old teenager, we like to know these things).

Personally, I\'m totally anti-censorship in any form, and as this thread doesn\'t disobey any of the rules for this section of the forum, let it be.

Gag: My personal preferences, eh? Well, personally, I\'m partial to alien psycholocists...
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Post by: Kythag on December 26, 2005, 02:53:46 pm: Actually, all reread my post. I stated I felt disturbed but was hoping it was a joke. Then I made a joke.

I opened this topic after I read the Kittens are cute thread figuring it to be another whacky little joke thread. Sorry didn\'t mean to spoil the mood.

*Kythag runs away screaming as the anti-censorship popo run screaming after him*
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Post by: Xordan on December 26, 2005, 03:42:21 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Nebuduck
The age of consent in the UK is 16, or was last time I checked 5 minutes ago. (Hey, I\'m a 15 year old teenager, we like to know these things).

Woo! Gotta love the UK :P We were told in school that the legal age for guys is 14, and for girls 16. *shrug*

Urr yeah... so what\'s the point of this thread again? (Atm, just looks like a \"Lets see how many people we can get into bed at the same time\" thead :P)
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Post by: Nebuduck on December 26, 2005, 09:36:17 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Xordan
Urr yeah... so what\'s the point of this thread again? (Atm, just looks like a \"Lets see how many people we can get into bed at the same time\" thead :P)

You hit the nail on the head there Xordy!

And according to this website (this website being a random website I read many months ago), for girls its 16, for guys apparently there is none - which sounds kinda odd, but hey, its OK with me...
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Post by: Draklar on December 26, 2005, 09:51:25 pm: So UK guys don\'t have a legal age? Now I\'m allergic to that place even more :[
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Post by: Keyaz on December 26, 2005, 10:28:23 pm: legal age for consent is 16, a mature age for consent is 18 imo, any younger and you should be shot.

as for the topic, i oculd sum up it all in a variety of curses, but i\'ll just leave it with \'disgusting\' despite the fact the subject of the topic is a friend of mine.

complaint #38242 against the opinions of one
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Post by: Xordan on December 27, 2005, 04:12:40 am: Quote
Originally posted by Keyaz
legal age for consent is 16, a mature age for consent is 18 imo, any younger and you should be shot.

It\'s quite funny seeing 16 year old girls that only just dropped out of high school walking around with babies in pushchairs :P If you know them then you can point and laugh :D
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Post by: ross.burns on December 27, 2005, 04:52:57 am: With the equalisation of homosexual age of consent laws, the age of consent for both boys and girls is 16... although notice you still have to call \'em boys and girls, not men and women. Not that I\'m prudish about that stuff, people will do it when they do it, and law never has nor ever will change that, but still...
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Post by: zanzibar on December 27, 2005, 05:43:20 am: Quote
Originally posted by Xordan
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Originally posted by Keyaz
legal age for consent is 16, a mature age for consent is 18 imo, any younger and you should be shot.

It\'s quite funny seeing 16 year old girls that only just dropped out of high school walking around with babies in pushchairs :P If you know them then you can point and laugh :D

Mean.:P

But funny. But mean. :P