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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Farren Kutter on January 02, 2006, 05:33:27 am

Title: You know you...
Post by: Farren Kutter on January 02, 2006, 05:33:27 am
Ok, here\'s the deal. You must finish this sentence with a unique answer, and try to make it at least slightly funny or stupid sounding, something to make people laugh maybe.... Of course, mine\'ll suck :P


You know you play too many video games when ________.


Now, mine:

You know you play too many video games when you start trying to move forward on the PS forums with the \'W\' key. (just happened and sparked the idea for this thread :D)
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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 02, 2006, 05:37:09 am
You know you have had too much eggnogg when...






Everything is distorted, upside down, and you cant feel your head
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Post by: Farren Kutter on January 02, 2006, 06:00:26 am
umm, i that didn\'t exactly fill in the blank...
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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 02, 2006, 06:02:41 am
its because yours suck
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Post by: Farren Kutter on January 02, 2006, 06:18:04 am
Yeh, very true... Oh well, everyone make their own :D
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Post by: Father Sengus on January 02, 2006, 12:37:22 pm
You know you play too many video games when...
you say \"roflol\" instead of laughing, with the motivation that \"it is much shorter\".

Came up with another one that is really good...

You know something is wrong when...
Taser manages to highjack your thread (in one line)

Give him a break Taser...
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Post by: Cyl on January 02, 2006, 12:45:33 pm
You know you play too many video games when ....

 you ask your girlfriend about her Charisma stats.

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Originally posted by dragonfire999
You know you have had too much eggnogg when...






Everything is distorted, upside down, and you cant feel your head


Oh I have one to go with this one, it\'s about as funny:

You know it is winter ....

 when it is cold outside.

really, that\'s a true story, I just experienced it today :D
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Post by: Izzy*dot on January 02, 2006, 12:59:40 pm
You know you\'ve been drinking too much when..

...your stomach feels like trying to get out of your body the day after.

True story too, I\'m still experiencing it :D
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Post by: Von H?rskiburg on January 02, 2006, 01:13:33 pm
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Originally posted by Farren Kutter
You know you play too many video games when you start trying to move forward on the PS forums with the \'W\' key. (just happened and sparked the idea for this thread :D)


Hmm...I\'ve had similar experiences...

You know you play too many video games when...
you bump to closed doors, because you tried to open them by pressing space bar.
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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 02, 2006, 06:03:54 pm
You know you have had too much vodka when...

Your liver starts floating around, and eventually comes out...

>.>
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Post by: Draklar on January 02, 2006, 07:00:19 pm
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Originally posted by Farren Kutter
and try to make it at least slightly funny or stupid sounding
I can do stupid..!

You know you play too many video games when you start to collect all sorts of weird items \'till you reach the number of one hundred... 100 coins, 100 bananas, 100 stars... 100 condoms...
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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 02, 2006, 07:09:57 pm
...

You feeling okay over there draklar?
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Post by: Guest on January 02, 2006, 07:45:44 pm
you know you\'ve been playing too much Tetris when



you can\'t stop ...even when you sleep



(the music ...the music! MAKE ITS STOP!! *twitch*)
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Post by: Jakob on January 02, 2006, 10:00:57 pm
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Originally posted by Cyl
You know you play too many video games when ....

 you ask your girlfriend about her Charisma stats... experienced it today :D


You know you play too many video games when...
...Your girlfriend asks about your Charisma stats
...In your dreams, when you pull out a weapon, it comes from absolutely nowhere, or else somewhere much smaller than it
...You wake up on Christmas morning and start playing FFVII instead of opening presents
...You wake up on Christmas morning and open your presents to find FFIV, FFV, FFVI, FFVII, and Chrono Trigger under the tree.
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Post by: Annah on January 02, 2006, 10:07:44 pm
Weirdos. o_O

Draklar, good answer. Though, I must ask. Why the hell did you collect 100 condoms?
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Post by: narix_ahene on January 02, 2006, 10:15:00 pm
You know you play video games too much when...
  • ...you receive a gift from someone and you strike a pose, shouting, \"YOU JUST GOT: 1 GIFT.\" Then you walk away humming victory music loudly.
  • ...you know when bad things are going to happen when you start hearing ominous background music.[/size][/color][/b]
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Post by: Draklar on January 02, 2006, 10:37:51 pm
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Originally posted by Annah
Draklar, good answer. Though, I must ask. Why the hell did you collect 100 condoms?
To score bonus life? :<
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Post by: Drey on January 02, 2006, 11:26:35 pm
you know you play WoW too much when you you use \"/AFK\" as a reason to sign out of school

 >.>


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from that way <----

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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 02, 2006, 11:31:17 pm
You know you play video games too much if your eye  twitches at the mention of BC

(BC= Battlecruiser. The most l33t ship in all of Homeworld 2.)

((http://masaharu.or.tv/blog/images/game_185.jpg) )

(someone is getting pwnt lol)

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And if you rush to the nearest carrier and try to build bombers to pwn the BC, but realise that there are none =(
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Post by: zanzibar on January 02, 2006, 11:39:01 pm
....when you get hungry in real life while playing, and you start moving your character to the in-game tavern.
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Post by: Draklar on January 02, 2006, 11:40:08 pm
Hmm... How about those:

You know you play too many video games when after meeting someone who walks out from behind a corner, you stop and scream \"Random encounter!\"

You know you play too many video games when you just stare at the people talking to you, waiting for the \"cut scene\" to end.
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Post by: zanzibar on January 02, 2006, 11:49:14 pm
You know you play too many video games when you start to think that the right way to fix ANYTHING is by hitting it with a pickaxe until it\'s at 100.

You know you play too many video games when you\'re driving, and you feel limited because you can\'t pass the next car by going under or above it.
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Post by: Mindari on January 03, 2006, 01:36:11 am
you know you play to many videogames when you develope a pale, half starved appearance, and react unpleasantly to sunlight ;)
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Post by: zanzibar on January 03, 2006, 01:44:08 am
Sunlight is awesome, and I\'m half starved because I\'m a musician*.  :|








*not really
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Post by: Farren Kutter on January 03, 2006, 03:11:58 am
Wow, i actually got a nice thread going for once :D with help from Taser of course :D
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Post by: Kythag on January 03, 2006, 04:21:22 am
You know you play too many video games when...

...you call someone in real ife, muthsera.

...your girlfriend demands to know who Aribeth is.
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Post by: Karyuu on January 03, 2006, 05:46:11 am
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You know you play too many video games when ________.


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Post by: Annah on January 03, 2006, 01:02:25 pm
... I want save and load for life.

:D
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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 03, 2006, 05:07:55 pm
... your afraid of crows because they may try to kill you

(RE)
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Post by: zanzibar on January 03, 2006, 05:20:31 pm
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... your afraid of crows because they may try to kill you

(RE)



A crow once went after a younger cousin of mine on a walk.  It stalked us, and whenever she was away from the group, it would go after her.  I gave her a big stick -- problem solved. :-D
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Post by: Mindari on January 03, 2006, 05:59:27 pm
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...you call someone in real ife, muthsera.


morrowind? planeshift would be \"tabei\" :P
edit: nevermind :P getting games, races, speech,dialoge, npc\'s, and stuff confused.
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Post by: Farren Kutter on January 03, 2006, 10:18:57 pm
You\'ll know you\'ve played too many video games when you\'re lying on your deathbed and you ask for a green mushroom.
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Post by: Kythag on January 03, 2006, 10:32:31 pm
Those were real world things that happened.  I didn\'t call someone tabei, I called them muthsera, lol.  They looked at me and said, \"Muthsera?\"
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Post by: zorbels on January 03, 2006, 10:34:18 pm
:) You know you play to much planeshift when you put /me loves you, merry christmas and a happy new year ... /me gives hugs and kisses ... on your christmas cards.
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Post by: Blackharp on January 04, 2006, 03:40:47 am
You know you play to many video games....
1. You think you best friend looks like an elf and you dye her hair blond and make her hold a bow when wearing robes or tight leather to prove it.
2. when in you mind or dreams instead of laughing you say \"LOL\" and other people in your mind or dreams do it to >.>
3. everytime so meet a guy/girl you like you go up to them and say /flirt.
4.You start humming the video game music loudly in the middle of history class untill your teacher hits you in the head with a peice of chalk.

All of them happened to me -_- mutiple times for all.
1. My friend now stays away from me when I have free time.
2. Happens all the time to me :)
3. I have NEVER had a date since I started doing that... its completly by accedent too :(
4. Agian happened but also in science, religion, and music. O.o
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Post by: WiseKran on January 04, 2006, 03:56:11 am
You know.. whats insane is that.

I remember distincly last summer.. after like 25 hours of Molten core in WoW.  I went outside.. and i looked around and squinted.. and I didnt say anything.. but I was like.. Holy!! the textures on those trees! and the resolution! omg.. And Not an ounce of lag.. Look how I move the camera(eyes) and its smooth as glass!

But It only lasted for .5 second.
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Post by: Jakob on January 04, 2006, 04:17:40 am
You know you play too many videogames when you wonder if your \"real life\" is really someone else\'s MMORPG and that maybe the textures aren\'t so great to the people \"outside\"
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Post by: Cyl on January 04, 2006, 06:04:52 am
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Originally posted by Jakob
You know you play too many videogames when you wonder if your \"real life\" is really someone else\'s MMORPG and that maybe the textures aren\'t so great to the people \"outside\"


... I thought about that.
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Post by: ross.burns on January 04, 2006, 05:09:01 pm
You know you\'ve played too many video games when you think about things like that, Cyl and Jakob...
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Post by: Mindari on January 04, 2006, 10:58:14 pm
yea... this topic is getting decidedly disturbing :>
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Post by: lanser on January 04, 2006, 11:04:01 pm
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:) You know you play to much planeshift when you put /me loves you, merry christmas and a happy new year ... /me gives hugs and kisses ... on your christmas cards.


That really made me smile :) because even though my son doesn\'t play much anymore he still occasionally says:

slash me is going upstairs/on my ps2 etc
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Post by: slavich on January 05, 2006, 12:03:12 am
you know when you live in Moscow Russia when

u hate ukrane for stealing russian natural gas

when u hear gunshots during night

u cant fall asleep on christmas night because kids are setting off a bunch of fire crackers

you or a relative of yours own a gun

when u in the age if 9 can buy very explosive firecrackers that can blow off your arm

when the store says they dont sell tobacco and alchahol to people under 18 but sell them to u anyway even if you are 18

when all the non russian movies have terrible dubbing

when once in a while u see a stand selling guns

when u live in a part of the city which is full of alchaholics (thats me)
when u live in a city which has more casinoes than las vegas

when u have been hit by a car more than once

when 90 % of all the cars u see on the street are unwashed and dirty (espesially in the winter)

when the remaining 10% of the cars are all very clean, pimped put and extremely cool looking
(example i have a neighbor that has an ancient car from the 50\'s, he repainted it, put shaded glass on the windows, put hidrolics and very big (but not too big) wheels on it)

when u live in the city which has too many cars and traffic jams everywhere

you are pro communist

you live in an apartment (the city has only apartments)

and thats all i can think of


guess where i live?
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Post by: Jakob on January 05, 2006, 03:39:10 am
You know you play too many video games if you post in this thread.


/me glances from side to side hoping no one notices this is at least his third post on said thread