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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Nero da 2nd on January 24, 2006, 12:07:05 am

Title: Weirdest pickup-lines
Post by: Nero da 2nd on January 24, 2006, 12:07:05 am: What is the weirdest pick-up line you\'ve heard at school? Here are the weirdest ones i\'ve heard...

\"Hey baby, i\'m rich, I could f*ck you with a diamond studded condom!\"

\"Hi, I like cereal, do you like cereal?\" (some chick used it on me...creeped me out)

\"Uhhhhh....nice...boobs!\"(rofl)
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Post by: seperot on January 24, 2006, 12:08:55 am: \"how much dose a polar bear weigh?\"

\"I dont know either but i would assume it would be enough to break the ice\"

:P
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Post by: _Atticus on January 24, 2006, 12:15:46 am: \"Hey, has anyone gotten to you yet?\"
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Post by: josephoenix on January 24, 2006, 02:54:53 am: \"Hey there hottie, does this rag smell like chloroform (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chloroform) to you?\"

crazy weird >.>

josePhoenix
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Post by: zanzibar on January 24, 2006, 03:34:27 am: \"I\'m staying over at your place this weekend to sleep with you. I hope that\'s ok.\"
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Post by: Robinmagus on January 24, 2006, 04:11:08 am: \"Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.\"

\"I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.\"

\"I\'ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.\"

\"Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.\"

Lines courtesy of: http://www.linesthataregood.com
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Post by: Karyuu on January 24, 2006, 04:20:43 am: Posted a link to some interesting medieval ones (http://planeshift.oodlz.com/wbboard/thread.php?threadid=19678&boardid=19) some time ago :>
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Post by: goland on January 24, 2006, 04:42:50 am: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2004/10/top_11_geek_pick_up_lines_2.html

I love BBSpot.
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Post by: Karyuu on January 24, 2006, 05:44:01 am: Quote
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/karyuu/kaoani/laugh.gif)
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Post by: fireofsoul on January 24, 2006, 05:59:34 am: \"Hey, does this look infected to you?\"
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Post by: Induane on January 24, 2006, 10:10:59 am: Is that a Rusty Broadsword of Alexandrite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Post by: zanzibar on January 24, 2006, 11:12:35 pm: I thought it was supposed to be ones we\'ve actually had used on us....
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Post by: Father Sengus on January 24, 2006, 11:39:00 pm: \"Men are such jerks. They so totally do not understand us\" :(
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Post by: ylikone on January 25, 2006, 02:20:26 am: \"Wanna see my groffel?\"
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on January 25, 2006, 03:41:05 am: \"Wanna milkshake? \'Cause I got one, in my pants!\"

(ROFL!!! He got kicked in the balls hard =P)
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Post by: gwaths on January 26, 2006, 03:30:59 am: \"If i could rearrange the alphabet id but U and I together\"
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Post by: Uyaem on January 26, 2006, 08:06:44 am: \"Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you\'re the bomb.\"

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Originally posted by ylikone
\"Wanna see my groffel?\"

:D :D :D
Did it work? ;)
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Post by: shorty13 on January 26, 2006, 05:58:41 pm: one of my dumber friends used this one on a pretty nice looking girl...then she told her parents who talked to his and he got in trouble lol.

\"That dress looks very becoming on you. Then again, if I were all over you like that I\'d be cumming too.\"
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Post by: dragonfire999 on January 26, 2006, 09:07:13 pm: (some italian guy who worked at a restraunt used this, and I overheard it.)

\"Hey, I see you like the meatballs. Would you like to try my world famous footlong sausage?\"

:rolleyes:
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Post by: XeNoDeMoS on January 27, 2006, 01:03:29 am: One of my idiot friends tryed this

\"The CIA is trying to steal my penis... I need to find a place to hide it.\"
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Post by: zorbels on January 27, 2006, 10:37:35 pm: (1) If good looks were gasoline, baby, you could drive forever.

(2) If you were a car, I\'d be the first to honk your horn, baby.

(3) Arrr! Your booty shivers me timbers!

(4) You make my heart melt and leak into my stomach.

(5) I am the cockroach of love.

(6) If I were coffee, you would be my Coffee-mate.

(7) The little people behind my eyes that yell at my brain told me to tell you just how sexy you are.

(8) The man of your dreams was on his way, but I beat the crap out of him so I could get to you first.

(9) If you were a public toilet, you\'d be a PortaHottie

(10) I\'m not really this tall -- I\'m sitting on my wallet.
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on January 29, 2006, 01:46:22 am: *leans over and whispers* \"I think about you when I masturbate\"
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Post by: zorbels on January 29, 2006, 02:01:34 am: (1) What color\'s your Prozac?

(2) Can I pick your guitar strings?

(3) You\'d look great with my outfit.

(4) You are one fine piece of real estate, and I need to get me some land.

(5) I\'d like to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast!

(6) The butterflies in my stomach are about to come up -- hold on!

(7) Hi, I\'m the stage manager. Can I see your props?

(8) The only difference between you and Malibu Barbie is that you\'re lifesize.

(9) I\'m like Secret -- strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

(10) If you were a wedgie, I\'d pick you.
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Post by: Kenut Miwore on January 31, 2006, 03:00:42 am: Help! Help! my crotch is on fire!

Hi.

Ummmm......hi.

So...........ya......uhhhhh.......ya.........bye.

He he he.........you\'re pretty.

(with eyes crossed) YOU\"RE PRETTY I LIKE YOU!
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Post by: BlackAcre on January 31, 2006, 03:44:41 am: The weirdest pickup line that worked for me is also the most disgusting thing I\'ve ever said to a woman who I had not had carnal relations with. I\'ll save myself the public ridicule by not posting it here.

I couldn\'t say it any better than Rick James: \"Cocaine is a helluva drug. Heh.\"
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Post by: Induane on January 31, 2006, 06:04:10 am: Then please post it or pm it too me - you can\'t post a teaser like that - its against all morals of existance!
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Post by: JellyWerker on January 31, 2006, 07:31:40 pm: Agreed, and since you are posting anonymously on the web, your safe. Mostly. Kinda. A bit.
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Post by: BlackAcre on January 31, 2006, 08:00:24 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Induane
Then please post it or pm it too me - you can\'t post a teaser like that - its against all morals of existance!

Not gonna\' happen, but if it\'s any consolation, the second time I used it I was laughed at, which was worse than getting my nuts caved in, frankly.
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on February 01, 2006, 03:45:44 am: Quote
Originally posted by BlackAcre
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Originally posted by Induane
Then please post it or pm it too me - you can\'t post a teaser like that - its against all morals of existance!

Not gonna\' happen, but if it\'s any consolation, the second time I used it I was laughed at, which was worse than getting my nuts caved in, frankly.

Which is why you wear a cup before trying something dangerous at home.
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Post by: Nero da 2nd on February 06, 2006, 03:23:52 am: \"So, how much do you cost on the weekends?\"