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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Induane on February 18, 2006, 06:30:01 am

Title: Famous Last Words
Post by: Induane on February 18, 2006, 06:30:01 am: Well, the title says it all, - I\'m looking for famous last words.

Examples:

Don\'t worry, nothing bad ccan happen.

I\'ll just tighten this a little more....

Nah, thats not poisonous.

Hmmm, there seems to be something jammed in my gun barrel!

and so on and so fourth
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Post by: steuben on February 18, 2006, 06:31:24 am: a grue? what\'s a grue?
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Post by: dragonfire999 on February 18, 2006, 06:38:34 am: Dont worry, I can do anything.

Thats Impossible!
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Post by: zanzibar on February 18, 2006, 06:56:19 am: \"The forces of the Dark Empire couldn\'t possibly overrun our position!\"
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Post by: derwoodly on February 18, 2006, 08:58:11 am: The zombies move slow, I think we can outrun them!

...

Wright! will have rabbit stew tonight!

...

Honey, Im sorry I forgot our aniversery.
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Post by: Kixie on February 18, 2006, 04:04:22 pm: General MacAuliffe, when asked to surrender at the Battle of the Bulge:

\"Nuts.\"
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Post by: Einnol on February 18, 2006, 04:14:02 pm: Want to see something cool? Watch this!
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Post by: yayoo on February 18, 2006, 04:22:09 pm: He\'s behind me isn\'t he?-Some extra in a crappy horror movie.

oink-A pig going into the slaughter.
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Post by: Stephen McNaire on February 18, 2006, 04:53:54 pm: Quote
Originally posted by steuben
a grue? what\'s a grue?

I know what a grue is^^!

My personal favorite from some General (name/battle forgotten):
\"Ha! They couldn\'t hit an elephant at thi-....\"
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Post by: Sarrow on February 18, 2006, 05:14:01 pm: \"Alright.. *pant* I think we lost him\"

and this is by your stereotypical civilian

\"AHHHHHHHH\"
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Post by: XanWing on February 18, 2006, 07:55:58 pm: leeerroooootttt!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Post by: Alhana on February 18, 2006, 08:01:15 pm: \"Irll be back\" - Terminator 1, 2 & 3.
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Post by: dragonfire999 on February 18, 2006, 08:09:18 pm: Dont worry, that glass is bulletproof.
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Post by: Efflixi Aduro on February 18, 2006, 09:04:33 pm: I think I can I tink I can I think I can.......

well not much of a last line but still =D
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Post by: zorbels on February 18, 2006, 09:32:43 pm: I don\'t need help I know how to.....
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Post by: Cyl on February 18, 2006, 10:11:59 pm: Nibbles sucks.

((nearby Zorbels))
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Post by: yayoo on February 18, 2006, 10:13:13 pm: And they all lived happyly ever after.
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Post by: lanser on February 18, 2006, 10:21:19 pm: Bye
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Post by: Alhana on February 18, 2006, 10:59:38 pm: Quote
Originally posted by Cyl
Nibbles sucks.

((nearby Zorbels))

The question is, Do you feel lucky? Well... do ya... PUNK!
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Post by: Sarrow on February 18, 2006, 11:16:31 pm: Nibbles sucks is a legit quote, of course it is also another alternative to suicide.
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Post by: Zaxim on February 19, 2006, 01:29:28 am: \"I saw this on a movie once\"
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Post by: zorbels on February 19, 2006, 09:38:12 am: Quote
Originally posted by Cyl
Nibbles sucks.

((nearby Zorbels))

Hmmm.....

/me stabs Cyl repeatedly XD
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Post by: Mindari on February 25, 2006, 12:33:21 am: omfg! a man with a gu|\\| ! oh no he\'s going to shoot me! arrrrggghhh. <--- famous last words :P
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Post by: defender43 on February 25, 2006, 01:10:20 am: \"Ooooh! I wonder what THIS button does...\"

\"Cut the red wire... sir... they\'re all yellow.\" ~ vaguely Col. Jack O\'Neill

\"I have you now!\" ~ Darth Vader

\"Sorry, Lord Vader!\" ~ a dead Imperial officer
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Post by: Jakob on February 25, 2006, 04:04:54 am: Felger on Stargate SG-1- \"This can\'t have anything to do with my virus... It\'s impossible.\"
On a further not of Colonel O\'Neill complaining about the nuclear device with all yellow wires-Sam-\"Cut the red wire\" Jack-\"Say again\" Sam-\"Cut the red wire\" Jack-\"They\'re all yellow\" Sam-\"What sir?\"... Jack-\"This is a bad bomb\" Sam-\"I know, sir\" Jack-\"Remind me to complain when we get back to Earth.\"
The King of England on hearing about the Declaration of Independance-\"Nothing important happened today.\"
\"Don\'t worry... It\'s just an X-Wing\"
\"I wonder how hot this lava is\"
This one around any Star Wars fan-\"Captain Kirk could kick Han Solo\'s butt any day.\" (If you\'re actually dumb enough to say something like this then I suggest that you make sure the Starwoid does not have a blaster or lightsaber\"
\"Aren\'t they called lifesavers?\"
In the Dune series-\"I wonder what will happen if I shoot that Holtzmann shield with a lasgun...\"
\"Hey, isn\'t that an Ulbernaut over there?\"
\"Hey Chuck Norris, you suck\" (Never never never say this... Chuck sees and hears all.
And of course the ever popular line \"It\'s just one Jedi, what\'s the worst that can happen?
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Post by: LigH on February 25, 2006, 11:00:04 am: \"The street is empty.\" (co-driver)

\"I think I took the fuse out before.\" (electrician)

\"He doesn\'t bite, only wants to play.\" (bulldog trainer)

\"This wall is not bearing, we can break through here.\" (interior decorator)
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Post by: Torzigg on February 25, 2006, 07:42:17 pm: \"Is that knife sharp?\"
\"Don\'t worry, it\'s not loaded...\"
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Post by: ThomPhoenix on February 25, 2006, 08:59:25 pm: O\'Neill in SG-1 is really cool. :D

In orbit around earth:

- Carter, when are we launching?
> In a while sir, we have to be close to earth before launching into hyperspace, else we will end up in the planet\'s core.
- Carter, I can see my house...
> Acknowledged sir.
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Post by: eggplantboy on February 25, 2006, 10:42:04 pm: Howdy,

Visiting San Francisco and calling it \"Fricso\" or \"San Fran.\"
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Post by: Watcher on February 25, 2006, 11:20:52 pm: \"I\'m Invincible!\"
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Post by: lanser on February 25, 2006, 11:24:05 pm: \"Server\'s Up\"
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Post by: Karyuu on February 25, 2006, 11:28:32 pm: Lanser, that\'s brilliant <3
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Post by: Nathaluth Sumaza on February 25, 2006, 11:49:19 pm: Quote

My personal favorite from some General (name/battle forgotten):
\"Ha! They couldn\'t hit an elephant at thi-....\"

That would be General John Sedgwick.

Oh, and that about the SG-1, saw that one today, great episode. :)

My own contrabution:
\"Acta est fabula, plaudite!\" - The play is over, applaud! (Said to have been emperor Augustus\' last words.)

\"Et tu, Brute?\" - You too, Brutus / \"Kai su, teknon?\" (Nota Bene: should be writen in Greek letters) - You too, son? (Said to have beenCaesar\'s last words)

Click? ... This doesn\'t come with ammo?

Dammit, this thing won\'t die!

Oops.

So what?

Oh please, let me show you how it\'s done.

Don\'t be silly. If this was really the ship\'s \"Self-Destruct Button\", do you think they\'d leave it lying around where anyone could press it?
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Post by: Jakob on February 26, 2006, 01:11:09 am: \"It\'s just the Bene Tlailax\"
\"What\'s the worst they can do? They\'re just Honored Matres\"
\"But I don\'t think that\'s such a good idea God Emperor...\"
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Post by: Uyaem on February 26, 2006, 02:20:48 am: Things that I actually witnessed:

#1:
Manden: \"Hey, what\'s this water elemental doing behind you?\"
Uyaem: \"What?\" (turns around)
Doomsquall hits Uyaem for 3496 points of damage.
Uyaem dies.

#2:
Guy1: \"Who will be main tank?\"
Mage: \"Me.\"
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Post by: defender43 on March 01, 2006, 03:43:17 am: \"[Okay, newbie. to get to the sewers, you have to go down this staircase...]\"

somewhere near the sewers second entrance, the bugged one.
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Post by: stfrn on March 01, 2006, 08:43:47 am: Why is the Game Master smiling?

You can always trust elves.

What does this button do....

I trust our leader, he never makes mistakes.

Die, dragon!

Rats of unusual size? I doubt they exist.

Laanx sure is ugly... *thunderbolt!*
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Post by: ou8i8uo on March 01, 2006, 05:21:12 pm: Don\'t worry, I\'ll pull it out before- every teenager in the world
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Post by: zorbels on March 01, 2006, 05:42:57 pm: Quote
Originally posted by lanser
\"Server\'s Up\"

:P LMAO.... To perfect!
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Post by: Athien on March 01, 2006, 06:27:29 pm: \"I can Juggle knives... Blindfolded, obviously\"

-Athien
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Post by: Jakob on March 02, 2006, 01:55:47 am: Hero: Watch out behind you!
Villain: Like I\'m going to fall for tha...

\"I\'m sorry Lord Vader, it won\'t happen again\"

\"You can\'t take me out Walker\"

\"Aww... Look at the cute little kitty cat\"

\"Hey, look, a redeemer\"

\"No worries, we\'ll be back\"
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Post by: dragonfire999 on March 02, 2006, 02:54:45 am: \"Is that a bird, or a bomber plane?\" :rolleyes:

\"Dont worry, they will never find us\"

\"Is it just me or are we being followed?\"

\"Its behind me... isnt it?\"

\"Soon\"
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Post by: Thoronador on March 02, 2006, 03:39:03 am: \"Don\'t worry, it\'s just a mage, he can\'t do us any harm...\"

she: \"Do you think I\'m too fat?\"
he: \"No, not at all.\"
she: \"Really?\"
he: \"Well, maybe a little bit...\"
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Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 03:59:23 am: \"Ooh! What\'s this? Ulbe- Ul- Ulber... \"
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Post by: mbr on March 02, 2006, 05:27:06 am: \"I am just going outside and may be some time.\"

-Captain Oates, on the journey to South Pole.
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Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 05:33:46 am: \"What are you in charge of?\"
\"The doomsday button.\"
\"Ooooh, what\'s that do?\"
\"This.\" *beep*

\"I think we lost \'em.\"
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Post by: LigH on March 02, 2006, 10:49:52 am: Only for mature readers!

\"Brake, brake ... left or right pedal?\" (Ayrton Senna)

(http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/g035.gif)
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Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 03:56:43 pm: \"Hello Rogue. Do you have a last name?\" *ow*
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Post by: Jakob on March 02, 2006, 07:01:40 pm: \"Is that a giant roll of Duct Tape hurtling down from above?\"
\"I wonder what will happen if I fire this redeemer at the ground...\"
\"Don\'t worry about the Jedi, they can\'t find us here\"
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Post by: Lordbug on March 03, 2006, 06:04:24 pm: \"Teacher, I think what you wrote is wrong...\"
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Post by: lanser on March 04, 2006, 01:26:09 am: \"of course I love you!\"

\"What?\"

\"It was an accident, honest\"
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Post by: VMann on March 05, 2006, 09:16:10 pm: \"Trust me, I know what I do.\"

\"It is only a Tefusang!\"

\"You are scared? Then I will just go alone.\"
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Post by: defender43 on March 06, 2006, 12:54:25 am: \"What, it\'s only the sewers! It\'s not like some gigantic hulking thing\'s gonna eat ya! Just rats down here.\" *looks behind* \"Oh, that\'s new...\"

*edit* added quotation mark
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Post by: Talamir on March 06, 2006, 03:10:43 am: \"Oh uhh..Hey mom...\"

\"Mods suck!\"

\"God, you don\'t exist!!\" *Smited*
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Post by: nightstalian on March 06, 2006, 03:31:22 am: \"I\'ll be better by morning.\"
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Post by: lanser on March 08, 2006, 07:10:06 am: Quote

the next \"update\" will fix that and many other problems
Title: Another one from Stargate
Post by: VMann on April 07, 2006, 08:07:38 pm: \"You dare attacking ME?\"
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Post by: ou8i8uo on April 07, 2006, 09:21:00 pm: \"the NPC\'s hit back!??\"
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Post by: shorty13 on April 07, 2006, 10:50:22 pm: Quote
Originally posted by ou8i8uo
\"the NPC\'s hit back!??\"

Classic!!

\"those are sharp...\"

\"don\'t leave me...go on without me\"

\"I said swirve right!\"

\"I think I have a leak in my space suit\"

\"You shot me!\"

\"I love you\"
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Post by: Tellnos' ghost on April 07, 2006, 11:22:23 pm: These were Spike Milligans last words from beyond the grave:
On his tombstone it says \"I told you I was sick\"
hehe what a legend
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Post by: Milana on April 08, 2006, 07:55:50 pm: I\'ll never forget the last words my grandfather said to me.

\"A bus...\"

by Emo Phillips
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Post by: davo on April 09, 2006, 09:44:33 am: my great great great great grandmas half brothers last words where:

\"Shoot me dead Billy! Don\'t let the traps take me alive.\"

he was an old bushranger called ben hall many years ago (a jessie james sort cowboy thing but aussie)

he was wounded by police. the police wanted him after his 3 years of bushranging holding up can robbing from the gold feilds, and mail carts and even held a town hostage in the Robinson Hotel in Canowindra for a few days.
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Post by: Gluonite on April 09, 2006, 09:57:00 am: Indigo: My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father.
The Count: Stop saying that!
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Post by: dfryer on April 11, 2006, 07:59:39 am: *Inigo* Montoya!

Inigo: \"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!\"

Count: \"Stop saying that!\"

or

The Sicilian: \"Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line! Ahahahahaha! Hahahaha! hahahah...\" *thud*
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Post by: defender43 on April 13, 2006, 06:59:54 am: *upon meeting Cerberus*

\"Umm... nice doggie?\"
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Post by: Goldir on April 13, 2006, 07:30:02 am: \"Hey Y\'all! Watch this!\"

\"Yeah, that\'s what your mom sa...\"

\"Come on! It\'s low voltage!\"

\"Oh Shii.....\"

Living person: \"Any volunteers?\"
Soon to be deceased: \"I\'ll do it!\"

\"Honey! Get the camera ready!\"

Keeper: \"What is your favorite color?\"
Galahad: \"Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuugh!\"

Boris: \"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin\' right up!\"