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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Houlen Aru on February 24, 2006, 12:42:09 am

Title: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: Houlen Aru on February 24, 2006, 12:42:09 am
Ever wanted to know more about a person? Now you can force it out of them! Make them reply to this thread with an answer, and make sure no one else does before they do.

Example:

A: No

Q: Are my eyes green?

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Anyway, just post like that, ask whatever questions you want.

Rules:
[ Edit by Karyuu ]
Any one-word questions or answers will be removed, because that's just boring. If you're asking "Why?" or "What?" you're seriously spamming. Take a few more seconds to ask something maybe a bit more thought-provoking. I'm not asking people to start writing paragraphs now (although I would love those \o/), but as long as this thread exists here, make it worth someone's time to browse through it.

If your answers aren't making sense to the original question or just aren't answering the question at all, they'll also be removed. No "Who was such-and-such and why did this-and-this-happen?" becoming "Don't know don't care, here's my question." Nor any "Have you ever wondered why this-and-that is found here-and-there?" becoming "The giant cows did it."

If you're not addressing the question with a good answer that took you more than a single minute to come up with and this is obvious, bad things will happen.

You can still have fun with things, but think less pointlessness and more content. :)

Also: You get one reply per page of thread. This to prevent anyone from just going back and forth and back and forth and it opens it up to give a wider audience a chance to jump in.

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Q: Where do I live?
Title:
Post by: zanzibar on February 24, 2006, 02:57:24 am
A:  In a fantasy world.


Q:  Do you realize that I don\'t spam, but threads I make are often spammed with idiotic comments about spamming?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3951786527933202756&q=spam
Title:
Post by: Houlen Aru on February 24, 2006, 04:06:44 am
A: No, I mostly notice you\'re the one causing the spam posts.

Q: What is zanzibar\'s real name?
Title:
Post by: Pale on February 24, 2006, 04:42:25 am
A: Well, Zanzibar, known in Swahili as Unguja, along with Maluka and Mafia Island make up the Spice Islands off the coast of Tanzania. Zanzibar has been known by several names previously, though Zayn Z\'al Bari (arabic) is the best known, meaning \"Fair is this land\"

And to make this thread a whole lot less personal,

Q: What CD is in your CD player at the moment (and no lying please! But you can justify your answer :) )
Title:
Post by: zanzibar on February 24, 2006, 06:36:00 am
A:  A mix I made of black metal and power metal, with some random stuff on it as well like the postman syndrome and tool.

Q:  What is the maximum air velocity of a swallow?
Title:
Post by: Athien on February 28, 2006, 05:04:50 pm
A: 13-14 metres per second (isn\'t google handy?)

Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? (many of lifes questions...)

-Athien
Title:
Post by: Rerogo on February 28, 2006, 05:15:48 pm
A: neither, it was the cow

Q: which is best: FPS, RPG, or RTS?
Title:
Post by: Drey on February 28, 2006, 06:50:07 pm
A: RPG

Q: whooooo likes orange soda?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on February 28, 2006, 07:17:17 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Drey
whooooo likes orange soda?


[a] I do, I do! I also like rootbeer, grape and cream soda!

[q] What was the top/best movie for 2005?
Title:
Post by: seperot on February 28, 2006, 07:25:00 pm
(A) Sin City

(Q) If a Lemon crossed the street in a red tutu and a panda burnt a lake of cheese. how many packed of gum could fit in a canary?
Title:
Post by: Induane on February 28, 2006, 07:28:22 pm
(A) Obviously the answer  is Doodlesticky.

(Q) Why do I end up agreeing with zanzibar that there is a difference between posting alot and disagreeing with people, and spam, spam, and more spam?
Title:
Post by: steuben on February 28, 2006, 07:50:07 pm
a) mostly because there is difference

q) wth is windows 98xp
Title:
Post by: Zaxim on February 28, 2006, 08:07:46 pm
a) the top secret microsoft evil that was never released and never pirated!

q) Who wants to go out with me?
Title:
Post by: Cyl on February 28, 2006, 08:54:27 pm
A: Noone ;_;

Q: Do I drink coffee black and without sugar?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on February 28, 2006, 09:39:43 pm
A: No, its too bitter

Q: Why do I bother?
Title:
Post by: seperot on February 28, 2006, 10:55:23 pm
A = Because you love me

Q = if 2+2 =91 and 4+4 =2352 then how would a cheese waffle taste underwater in boliva in spring?
Title:
Post by: gegiet on February 28, 2006, 11:28:05 pm
A: The exact same as normal
Q: What is the answer to the the equation 6x9?
Title:
Post by: Drey on March 01, 2006, 01:29:33 am
A: more than 12

Q: what am i wearing?  O.o
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 01, 2006, 01:39:57 am
a) very unrevealing clothes... otherwise it is tmi
q) how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Title:
Post by: Kixie on March 01, 2006, 01:40:11 am
Quote
Originally posted by Steuben
a) very unrevealing clothes... otherwise it is tmi
q) how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A: As much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck woooooold. Aw, I hate tongue twisters.

Q: What is MC^2?
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 01, 2006, 03:21:32 am
A. Halo 2  (yes, bad jokes)

Q.  Who wants me to post a picture of myself in the player pictures thread?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 01, 2006, 03:39:42 am
A. No one wants to see that (just kidding  :P  go ahead)

Q. Is there anyone else here who spends more time on the forums than in-game?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 01, 2006, 04:25:14 am
Quote
Originally posted by defender43
A. No one wants to see that (just kidding  :P  go ahead)

Q. Is there anyone else here who spends more time on the forums than in-game?


[A] Karyuu :P

[Q] If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 01, 2006, 04:29:27 am
A: Yes. Sound is simply vibrations in air, water, or some substance caused when two objects collide or air moves quickly past an object (or more air). Simply, yes.

Q: Is there anyone else who RPs a Paladinic Squire?
Title:
Post by: Drey on March 01, 2006, 09:19:19 am
A: paladins are teh sux. they are a melee class who cant do hurt and stand in the middle of battle healing for pissy amounts whilst crying. meaning i should bloody well hope not. i feel like ninjaing a whole lightforge set just to annoy paladins

Q: what fun things can i do today?
Title:
Post by: seperot on March 01, 2006, 09:25:44 am
a = run around hug people and say \"you have been choosen!\"

q = given that lemons are almighty. how would a lemon combat a walrus with a bad elvis wig
Title:
Post by: Drey on March 01, 2006, 09:29:09 am
A: with a giant death ray from jupiter.... just like back in the great lemon wars of 192.

Q: can i have nine dogs please?
Title:
Post by: Athien on March 01, 2006, 01:44:28 pm
A) no, not unless u can walk them all :\'(

Q) How many Stonebreaker dwarves doers it take to screw in a light bulb? (i love you dwarves realy!)

-Athien
Title:
Post by: Kymizer on March 01, 2006, 02:49:19 pm
Q: 60483940

A: I\'m in latin class....how should i annoy my teacher?
Title:
Post by: Athien on March 01, 2006, 06:21:46 pm
A) With a Ruler

Q) How big is the ruler?

-Athien
Title:
Post by: Aznakh on March 01, 2006, 06:29:27 pm
A= 2.5 cm

Q= How many hairballs does a healthy Enki cough up per year ?  8o
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 01, 2006, 06:34:47 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Aznakh
A= 2.5 cm

Q= How many hairballs does a healthy Enki cough up per year ?  8o


[A] It all depends on the enki

[Q] should I use butter or margarine?
Title:
Post by: seperot on March 01, 2006, 07:04:53 pm
a= Neither use strawberrys

q= if a pogo stick can bounce 2.3 miles high, how many cheese and bacon turkeys will it take to fly to east west north mango chutny villa town
Title:
Post by: Jakob on March 02, 2006, 01:50:06 am
Oh, that one\'s easy
A: 2^121^7*l-978554^-98^2^6l+7
Q: Given that 99.987% of High School Freshman do not qualify as human by any standards is it illegal to throw them out second story windows?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 04:01:18 am
A: If it does, my class size will shrink.

Q: How many \'shrooms do YOU have in your inventory?
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 02, 2006, 04:35:47 am
a) none i use breads
q) where does karyuu get all those kitty avatars from?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 04:41:39 am
A: Don\'t know, ask Karyuu.
Q: What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 02, 2006, 04:47:56 am
a) african or european?
b)what is your favorite colour?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 04:59:56 am
A: Rectangle.
Q: What movie was I quoting in my last post?
Title:
Post by: Karyuu on March 02, 2006, 05:11:00 am
A: The one that rocks. Rocks hard. Like corrundum. Three cheers for British humor \\o/ \\o/ \\o/

Q: What personal activity, when performed in public, bothers you the most?

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Title:
Post by: mbr on March 02, 2006, 05:17:05 am
A: Answering nature\'s call.

Q: Do you think there should be a different setting for Death Realm for people with acrophobia?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 05:55:53 am
A: No caprendo, senor.
Q: Was anyone fooled into thinking I speak Espanol?
Title:
Post by: derwoodly on March 02, 2006, 06:03:35 am
A. I thought you were speaking latin

Q. What is the name of that canned gelatinous meat substance that so many people just love to hate.
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 02, 2006, 06:06:40 am
A: Umm... Ham?
Q: What is the first digit of the value of the square root of pi?

(mmmm... pie...)

*edited to fix stupid misspelling*
Title:
Post by: gegiet on March 02, 2006, 10:25:22 pm
A: 1
Q: If you had penut butter tonails would you shave them?
Title:
Post by: Archon on March 03, 2006, 12:56:35 am
A. Not fornicating

Q. If pigs can\'t fly how did birds evolve?
Title:
Post by: Kixie on March 03, 2006, 01:09:05 am
Quote
Originally posted by Archon
A. Not fornicating

Q. If pigs can\'t fly how did birds evolve?


A: Very slowly.

Q: If egg yolk is yellow, and orange juice is obviously orange, why are we so easily fooled into thinking a glass of egg yolks is in fact a glass of orange juice?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 03, 2006, 01:10:06 am
A: Because we are stupid.

Q: Should stupidity be against the law?
Title:
Post by: Karyuu on March 03, 2006, 01:28:05 am
A: No, just remove the safety labels off of everything.

Q: What can you do really well that reminds you how smart you are?
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 03, 2006, 01:36:28 am
a) tell\'em to power cycled everything and call tomorrow when there is someone here who cares. :P  na, fix problems that noones fixed, or picked up the detail for 5 weeks.

q) who here as a 100.0 millibyte connection?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 03, 2006, 02:38:14 am
A) A real noob

Q) What am I drinking?
Title:
Post by: mbr on March 03, 2006, 06:13:24 am
A. Blood of the ignorant.

Q. How did the cow jump over the moon?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 03, 2006, 06:21:26 am
A; I don\'t know, but I don\'t think it wanted to be milked that day  :P

Q: If the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything is 42, what is the question  to the answer?
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 03, 2006, 09:46:56 am
a.  How many years does it take PS to reach v1.0?  (ba-da-bum)

q.  Who gave me this flu, and what was their purpose?
Title:
Post by: mbr on March 03, 2006, 10:19:39 am
A. Hitler\'s cousin\'s wife\'s aunt\'s second cousin\'s granddaughter\'s teacher\'s friend. You are just a link to their ultimate target...

Q. Did dinosaurs became extinct because there were no room on Noah\'s Ark?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 03, 2006, 03:28:47 pm
A: Of course not, if they did, how did they get acting jobs for Jurassic Park?  :P

Q: On a scale of 1-10, how would you rate Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
Title:
Post by: seperot on March 03, 2006, 08:51:19 pm
a = 42

q= Where is the hidden lair of the chedder in texes
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 03, 2006, 09:04:15 pm
a) waco \\o/
q) is houma as much fun to say as i think it is?
Title:
Post by: Jakob on March 04, 2006, 03:54:34 am
A: No, but amuoh is.
Q: If the meaning of life is 42 then is the meaning of death 21?
Title:
Post by: Suno_Regin on March 04, 2006, 04:18:29 am
A: Maybe

Q: What is the square root of the hypotenuse of a right triangle with two legs that are both 42 inches?

(hurray for google math search. XD)
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 04, 2006, 05:31:40 am
A: 42. It\'s the answer to Everything.

Q: What movie, embraced by popular cuture today, has raised the number 42 to instant fame?
Title:
Post by: Suno_Regin on March 07, 2006, 02:14:34 am
A: Toy Story

Q: What movie, shunned by popular culture today, has disgusted many people to the point of ripping their hair out?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 07, 2006, 02:18:59 am
A) Heavy Metal

Q) Why is the polarity of a polar bear popsicle pwned squared to the power of 9?
Title:
Post by: Suno_Regin on March 07, 2006, 02:21:00 am
A: Because it was God\'s twisted design.

Q: What is my last name spelled backwards?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 07, 2006, 02:36:34 am
A) Regin Suno

Q) Why is suno racist?
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 07, 2006, 11:22:51 am
a) no one can ever tell why one person likes nascar over Indy, they just do.

q)  Why don\'t more people wear their underware on the outside of their pants?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 07, 2006, 06:46:49 pm
(A) because it is \"in\" or maybe they are just so very proud they found a sale on some really cool looking underwear and wanted to show it off.  Or maybe they got dressed in the dark and didn\'t notcied where their underwear was being placed.

(Q) Why do people dye their hair so much that it turns to straw and they eventually forget what color of hair they had in the first place?
Title:
Post by: Induane on March 07, 2006, 07:01:05 pm
A. Because they don\'t know themselves.
Q. What would you do for a klondyke bar?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 08, 2006, 12:22:10 am
A) Pay 50 cents

Q) How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie in the tootsie pop?
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 08, 2006, 12:35:15 am
a) 1, 2, 3, crunch... 3
q) is there a positive corelation between ice cream sales in boston and the birth rate in ireland?
Title:
Post by: Rerogo on March 08, 2006, 01:59:24 am
A: only when you account for the number of cruise missle hits in Tibet

Q: Where would you go for vacation if you could go anywhere free?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 08, 2006, 02:16:57 am
A) France

Q) What are the chances of me becoming a member of the Dev team for 2d  development (skins)?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 08, 2006, 03:03:49 am
A: Depends on the weather conditions.

Q: Why is no one answering questions correctly when they KNOW the right answers?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 08, 2006, 08:36:12 am
[A] Just cause.....

[Q] What are the chances of Taser becoming a member of the Dev team for 2d development (skins)?
Title:
Post by: Sarrow on March 08, 2006, 03:58:32 pm
A: Its absolute, as long as Taser is not Lazy-azy

Q: What is the TRUE meaning of my name
Title:
Post by: seperot on March 08, 2006, 04:54:30 pm
a= Chedder

Q= Who reads my comic?
Title:
Post by: Belark on March 08, 2006, 05:15:19 pm
A: No comments!

Q: Who is Tom Bombadill?
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 08, 2006, 07:42:35 pm
a) a resident near the barrow downs.

b)if the sky was green would grass have to be blue?
Title:
Post by: Belark on March 08, 2006, 08:12:10 pm
A: Not if the water was purple:D

Q: Why did Bob get the munchies?!
Title:
Post by: Jakob on March 09, 2006, 12:36:51 am
A: He listened to Weird Al\'s Food Album for too long
Q: What is line 1337 of Pascals Triangle?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 09, 2006, 02:13:41 am
A) r0flc0pt3r

Q) How might one explain the complexity of a microorganism such as the L337us L0rdbugus
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 09, 2006, 02:15:49 am
a) simple answer, every stats envelope has it\'s extreme ends.

b) is there a more complex answer to that question?
Title:
Post by: Pestilence on March 09, 2006, 03:55:16 am
A) yes there is but to bored to explain it

Q) What other game do you play online?
Title:
Post by: Jakob on March 10, 2006, 03:43:52 am
A: Anything other than Spoonscape
Q: Is there a more complex question to that answer?
Title:
Post by: Sharakaz on March 10, 2006, 09:58:13 am
A: Yes but the length of the question is negative so i won\'t be able to write it in unicode typeset.
Q: Who has taken my salmon?
Title:
Post by: Baldur on March 10, 2006, 02:56:58 pm
A: My non-existant flurby!

Q: Why do i keep saying all these fuzzy things?
Title:
Post by: Jakob on March 10, 2006, 05:49:55 pm
A: Because you play to many Kirby games.
Q: Why don\'t people think Walker, Texas Ranger is a good show?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 10, 2006, 05:59:03 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Jakob
A: Because you play to many Kirby games.
Q: Why don\'t people think Walker, Texas Ranger is a good show?


[A] Because Chuck Norris plays the ranger and Chuck is evil.

[Q] When did trepors, and tefusang learn to moon walk? And did Micheal Jackson personally teach them?
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 10, 2006, 08:00:41 pm
a.  They\'ve been doing it for sometime actually.  You just couldn\'t tell becuase it was so dark out there before.  And no, he didn\'t, they\'re not young enough so they\'re not his type.



q.  Why doesn\'t Zorbels like chuck norris, the only true god?
Title:
Post by: Jakob on March 14, 2006, 04:06:43 am
A: Because the mighty Chuck Norris refused to round kick her in the head so she feels left out
Q: What is the cube root of pi^2*(78.6^121+75*10^67)
Title:
Post by: seperot on March 14, 2006, 12:33:47 pm
A: 42

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck, chuck if a wood chuck could chuck mango\'s?
Title:
Post by: Pale on March 15, 2006, 01:10:15 am
A: Ten board feet and a fruit salad.

Q: What\'s it all about, I mean really, when you get down to it?

(Double points for extreme flippancy)
Title:
Post by: Karyuu on March 15, 2006, 01:22:10 am
A: I don\'t have to tell you it goes without saying there are some things better left unsaid. I think that speaks for itself. The less said about it the better.

Q: Who was the first person to milk a cow, and what the hell were they thinking? >:|
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 15, 2006, 01:38:10 am
a) i don\'t know. and the thought was \"heh heh heh, teat.\"
b) are there really more stupid using the internet, am i just simply seeing more of them?
Title:
Post by: Pale on March 15, 2006, 01:38:19 am
A: The same person who looked at a chicken and said I\'m going  to cook and eat the next thing that comes out of the back of that thing.

Q: Pepsi or coke? (Though for me it\'s Pepsi max v diet coke)
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 15, 2006, 03:59:35 am
a1 ) nope they multiply like ameba (sp?)
a2) pepsi

q) sprite or seirra mist?

for pale:  http://www.sierramist.com/
Title:
Post by: Pale on March 15, 2006, 05:19:37 am
a. sprite. I have no idea what siera mist is.

q. is chocolate indicative of a higher-being?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 15, 2006, 06:10:01 am
A. Why would it be?

Q. Why would it be?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 15, 2006, 10:01:57 am
Quote
Originally posted by defender43
A. Why would it be?

Q. Why would it be?


[A] Blah!

[Q] ok it is a proven fact that a laser will just go on and on forever. If this is the case when you shine it in one direction does it go around the world and only to come around and shine on your back?

[edit] :D Thanks for clearing that up it makes total sense. Yes I do realise the world is round. :/ Hence the \"around.\"

Quote
Originally posted by Pale
A: No, a laser produces a beam of tight, focussed beam of light. And whilst light waves (considering them as waves rather than particles) are affected by gravity (cf. general relativity), the Earth\'s gravity is far too weak to affect the path of the light to such an extent to circle the Earth. Which isn\'t flat you realise.

Title:
Post by: Pale on March 16, 2006, 12:31:46 am
A: No, a laser produces a beam of tight, focussed beam of light. And whilst light waves (considering them as waves rather than particles) are affected by gravity (cf. general relativity), the Earth\'s gravity is far too weak to affect the path of the light to such an extent to circle the Earth. Which isn\'t flat you realise.

Q: What the weather like for YOU today?
Title:
Post by: steuben on March 16, 2006, 12:53:45 am
a) cold and snowy. unlike the day before yesterday in which i was in shorts.

b) whose unbirthday is it?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 16, 2006, 06:18:53 am
A: Bobo the clown.

Q: Why does everybody hate clowns?
Title:
Post by: Zaxim on March 16, 2006, 06:51:53 am
A) Because they have a tendency to be child molesters.

Q) Why are child molesters bad?
Title:
Post by: eggplantboy on March 16, 2006, 07:13:53 pm
A: Because they hurt people.

Q: What is the best combination of waterfowl?
Title:
Post by: defender43 on March 17, 2006, 08:36:08 pm
A: Duck+Shotgun.

Q: Why are people so fascinated by explosions...

...like me?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 18, 2006, 01:07:02 am
Quote
Originally posted by defender43
A: Duck+Shotgun.

Q: Why are people so fascinated by explosions...

...like me?


[a] Easy to entertain, or you were very sheltered as a child. Maybe you just like to see things destroyed. I think this is best answered by yourself. :P

[Q] O.o Whyyyyyy did they dye the bread green at the grocery store and not just make it into the shape of a clover for St.Patricks day?
Title:
Post by: Zaxim on March 18, 2006, 01:13:10 am
A) Because of Freudian Dr. Seuss influences

Q) who\'s died recently in your life?
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 18, 2006, 03:57:33 am
a) my TV

q)  how many servers are in your closet?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 18, 2006, 03:59:38 am
A) 86

Q) Why?
Title:
Post by: zorbels on March 18, 2006, 04:32:51 pm
Quote
Originally posted by dragonfire999
A) 86

Q) Why?


[A] Cause you are a pack rat :P

[Q] What could I build with 8 inchs of snow besides a snowman, fort and snow angel?
Title:
Post by: Efflixi Aduro on March 18, 2006, 11:15:23 pm
Quote
Originally posted by zorbels

[A] Cause you are a pack rat :P

[Q] What could I build with 8 inchs of snow besides a snowman, fort and snow angel?


[A] A house.

[Q] How much wood would I chuck if I could chuck wood.
Title:
Post by: Grindalyx on March 18, 2006, 11:35:05 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Efflixi Aduro

[A] A house.

[Q] How much wood would I chuck if I could chuck wood.


[A] About two twigs. :P

[Q] How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
Title:
Post by: dragonfire999 on March 19, 2006, 03:21:29 am
A) 42

Q) What?
Title:
Post by: neko kyouran on March 19, 2006, 06:48:16 am
a)  http://www.devilducky.com/media/22880/  (may take a bit to load for dial-uppers)

q) Why?
Title:
Post by: Zaxim on March 19, 2006, 09:29:34 am
A) Because it\'s THERE!

Q) Why do people keep asking questions that are hard to answer like, what and why?
Title:
Post by: Grindalyx on March 19, 2006, 06:06:25 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Zaxim
A) Because it\'s THERE!

Q) Why do people keep asking questions that are hard to answer like, what and why?


[A] Because it\'s FUN!

[Q] Why is the help channel so deserted?
Title:
Post by: Zaxim on March 19, 2006, 07:44:51 pm
a) you really don\'t want to know.....

q) Or do you?
Title:
Post by: Grindalyx on March 19, 2006, 08:14:47 pm
Quote
Originally posted by Zaxim
a) you really don\'t want to know.....

q) Or do you?


[A] I do.

[Q] Can anyone reveal why?
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Post by: Drey on March 19, 2006, 08:40:12 pm
I\'d guess its something to do with the removal of ap, and the tighter rules on becoming a GM ;)

Which starter should i pick for a new game of pokemon red >.> or i may even play yellow, or something... lets put it like this, which version and which starter pokemon?
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Post by: steuben on March 19, 2006, 09:06:40 pm
a) red, and bulbasuar... but i managed to arrange all three to start with once.

q)what lies behind the doors in the great hall?
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Post by: Grindalyx on March 19, 2006, 09:43:13 pm
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Originally posted by steuben
a) red, and bulbasuar... but i managed to arrange all three to start with once.

q)what lies behind the doors in the great hall?


[A] A corridoor?

[Q] Exactly who DID teach the Tefus to moonwalk?

[I thought it might be something like that, Drey.]
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Post by: Jakob on March 20, 2006, 02:45:09 am
A: The black version of Michael Jackson
Q: What is the ultimate invention, not including spielcheck and the self-pwning n00b?
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Post by: Grindalyx on March 20, 2006, 06:16:14 am
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Originally posted by Jakob
A: The black version of Michael Jackson
Q: What is the ultimate invention, not including spielcheck and the self-pwning n00b?


[A] Chocolate, of course. :P

[Q] There is such a creature as a self-pwning n00b? Didn\'t they go extinct long ago?
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Post by: dragonfire999 on March 20, 2006, 09:48:07 pm
A) The first self pwning noob spawned and pwned itself automatically without giving off offspring.

Q) What ever happened to the Lemon Sword of Lemonyness +42?
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Post by: Black_rose on March 20, 2006, 11:50:12 pm
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Originally posted by dragonfire999
A) The first self pwning noob spawned and pwned itself automatically without giving off offspring.

Q) What ever happened to the Lemon Sword of Lemonyness +42?



A) The woodchuck took it

Q) What is the coolest leter of the greek alphabet?
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Post by: Zaxim on March 21, 2006, 01:00:58 am
A) Gamma,
Makes me think of ray guns!

Q) Why do scientists use greek letters as constants?
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Post by: Aznakh on March 21, 2006, 04:03:09 am
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Originally posted by Zaxim
A) Gamma,
Makes me think of ray guns!

Q) Why do scientists use greek letters as constants?


A) Because variables are represented by latin letters and hardly anybody in the western world speaaks chinese  :P

Q) Who painted the flame black ?
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Post by: Karyuu on March 21, 2006, 04:18:21 am
A) The Rolling Stones! \\o/

Q) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
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Post by: Drey on March 21, 2006, 12:23:24 pm
Maybe some people like their toast that way...


How long does it take before this thread gets counted as spam?
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Post by: Baldur on March 21, 2006, 01:34:13 pm
Until Karyuu gets bored.

Why\'s Drey such a fun-spoiler?:P
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Post by: Uyaem on March 21, 2006, 02:12:53 pm
A: Too much WoW does that to people. :P

Q: How many dimples are on a golf ball?
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Post by: leji on March 21, 2006, 03:06:20 pm
As many as the times you should be climbed each day :P

When will Karyuu get bored ?
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Post by: zorbels on March 21, 2006, 06:41:59 pm
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Originally posted by leji
As many as the times you should be climbed each day :P

When will Karyuu get bored ?


[A] Never! or until this thread is closed.

[Q] Why do most people act like the world owes them something?
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Post by: steuben on March 21, 2006, 07:59:05 pm
a) /me blames windows
q) is television the modern opiate of the masses?
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Post by: Zaxim on March 21, 2006, 08:06:37 pm
A) No, just the masterful!

Q) what was the question?
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Post by: Grindalyx on March 21, 2006, 08:35:38 pm
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Originally posted by Zaxim
A) No, just the masterful!

Q) what was the question?


[A] Who knows.

[Q] What?
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Post by: steuben on March 21, 2006, 08:59:45 pm
a) he plays second base.

q) i want to know, who\'s on first?
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Post by: Zaxim on March 21, 2006, 10:17:03 pm
A) In the Boston orchestra it\'s some guy named Ted

Q) Am I the only one confused by this silliness?
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Post by: Baldur on March 21, 2006, 11:56:57 pm
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A) No, just the masterful!

Q) what was the question?


Quote
[A] Who knows.

[Q] What?


Quote
A) In the Boston orchestra it\'s some guy named Ted

Q) Am I the only one confused by this silliness?


[A] Yeah.

[Q]What do you think about spinach and jam on toast?
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Post by: Aznakh on March 22, 2006, 12:42:03 am
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[A] Yeah.

[Q]What do you think about spinach and jam on toast?


A) that\'s how Trepor\'s came to be.

Q) Do marketing victims turn into Consumers ?

Quote
from Wikipedia:
Consumer: A horrible monster found in parts of the Ojadeva road, they are quite fierce and have sucking mouths full of sharp teeth.
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Post by: Zaxim on March 29, 2006, 09:15:09 pm
A) Only if they\'re very very bored.

Q) did this thread finally die?
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Post by: dragonfire999 on March 29, 2006, 09:34:22 pm
A) Yes

Q) Why was this thread necro\'ed? :P
Title: Re: Questions
Post by: Karyuu on March 29, 2006, 11:06:51 pm
A) Because people finally ran out of useful and/or interesting things to say ;)

Let's make some additional rules now. Any one-word questions or answers will be removed, because that's just boring. If you're asking "Why?" or "What?" you're seriously spamming. Take a few more seconds to ask something maybe a bit more thought-provoking. I'm not asking people to start writing paragraphs now (although I would love those \o/), but as long as this thread exists here, make it worth someone's time to browse through it.

If your answers aren't making sense to the original question or just aren't answering the question at all, they'll also be removed. No "Who was such-and-such and why did this-and-this-happen?" becoming "Don't know don't care, here's my question." Nor any "Have you ever wondered why this-and-that is found here-and-there?" becoming "The giant cows did it."

If you're not addressing the question with a good answer that took you more than a single minute to come up with and this is obvious, bad things will happen.

You can still have fun with things, but think less pointlessness and more content. :)

Q) Let us assume you met a rudimentary magician. Let us assume he can do five simple tricks - he can pull a rabbit out of his hat, he can make a coin disappear, he can turn the ace of spades into the Joker card, and two others in a similar vein. These are his only tricks and he can't learn any more; he can only do these five. HOWEVER, it turns out he's doing these five tricks with real magic. It's not an illusion; he can actually conjure the bunny out of the ether and he can move the coin through space. He's legitimately magical, but extremely limited in scope and influence.
Would this person be more impressive than Albert Einstein?

[ Edit: Formatting fixed.]
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Post by: Kixie on March 30, 2006, 12:02:35 am
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Originally posted by Karyuu
Would this person be more impressive than Albert Einstein?


A) Yes, because since Einstein there have been countless individuals who have radically changed the scope of science in profound ways Einstein himself could have never imagined.

Q) How did bears get in Japan? Seriously, from what I hear in legend and lore it seems bears have always been there. How the hell did bears travel 100 miles across the sea to Japan?  ?(
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Post by: dragonfire999 on March 30, 2006, 02:00:08 am
A) There could have possibly been a land or ice bridge from the asian continent to Japan, similar to how there was an ice bridge from russia to alaska which the ancestors of native americans crossed

Q)Who would you say is the absolute best band ever, taking into consideration both artistic, and technical aspects of said band.
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Post by: zorbels on March 30, 2006, 04:44:47 am
[A] In my opinion Linkin Park, but I am sure others will have a different point of view on that. ;)

[Q] Why do people ask you when you fall and hurt yourself really bad the most stupid question and that is .. \"Are you ok?\"
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Post by: Zaxim on March 30, 2006, 09:41:36 pm
A) Being okay is a very relative term.  Generally when they ask are you \"ok?\" they\'re assuming if you don\'t reply you\'re extremely hurt and they  need to call an ambulance or other medical attention.

It\'s also a reflex that we learn that is \"polite\"

Q) Who do you think were the first non native americans in the americas? I\'ve heard lots of claims.
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Post by: Jakob on March 31, 2006, 11:34:15 pm
A: If scientists are to be believed about the origin of man then the first nonnative Americans are the people we know as Native Americans today.
Q: Was there ever a time when Microsoft was a company to be respected?
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Post by: smoak on April 03, 2006, 05:54:42 am
A: Perhaps, i\'v heard that people liked Windows 95, but i cant give a decent opinion because i was to young to care when it happened.

Q: If the Native Americans came to North America on an ice bridge, which seems to be the popular theory, can they really be considered native?
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Post by: Zaxim on April 03, 2006, 06:06:48 pm
A) If we all came out of Africa, can ANYONE be considered native? I suppose that\'s more of a question than an answer.  But in my opinion yes.  In fact in my opinion anyone who has lived all their life in the Americans technically is a Native American....

Q) What was the best OS of all time? Any platform folks...
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: Tolol on January 31, 2007, 08:30:04 am

[A] I can only talk about M$-OSs because never tried others, but the best ever was DOS 6.2. These times we were able to really "control" the machine and not beeing controlled by the system.

[Q] If you could enter Yliakum in real life, what do you think where and what you would be after a few weeks ?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: dying_inside on February 01, 2007, 10:03:14 am
A: I be a... dunno. Maybe a Klyros. And I'd be wandering the lands  for no particular reason.....
Kinda what i do in reality.

Q: Have you ignored the rise of MP3 player?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: Baldur on February 01, 2007, 10:27:34 am
A: Indeed, i've never had the money for one :|

Q: (WTB's and Devs excluded excluded? :|) What Dev department would you work at if you were to choose?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: emeraldfool on February 01, 2007, 01:33:04 pm
A: Definately Settings. Or maybe whichever one's in charge of writing the dialogues...



Q: If you could have a super power, what would it be?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: Narure on February 01, 2007, 10:39:45 pm
A: the ability to have any super power i want on command

Q: What happens to you after you die?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: emeraldfool on February 01, 2007, 10:52:39 pm
A: You void your bowels.


Q: If you could meet one fictional character, who would it be and why?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: zanzibar on February 01, 2007, 11:07:29 pm
A:  God.  He has some explaining to do.


Q:  What's been happening ingame since the cheaters struck?
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: neko kyouran on February 01, 2007, 11:11:41 pm
/me buts in for one moment

One editional rule I'd like to make in effective after this post is well, posted.

You get one reply per page of thread.  This to prevent anyone from just going back and forth and back and forth and it opens it up to give a wider audience a chance to jump in.  Anyone posting more than one time per thread page, all posts after the first one they made, will be removed. 
/me goes back to lurking and lets the thread resume
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: emeraldfool on February 01, 2007, 11:22:35 pm
when you say 'effective after this post', does that mean I can't do another reply because I already posted before I knew this rule, or does it mean I get another go on this page?

Not including this post :P
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: Tolol on February 01, 2007, 11:32:49 pm
*sorry

well, I understand the intention of this rule ... but sometimes I have no answers for several pages and then the questions challenge me ... it will be hard but I try to follow the rule !

*promise
Title: Re: Questions, Questions, More Questions!
Post by: Suno_Regin on February 04, 2007, 04:15:57 pm
A:  God.  He has some explaining to do.


Q:  What's been happening ingame since the cheaters struck?

(Back on topic)

A: The wipe

Q: Why has there been no new version for monthes now? (by this I mean, an update to CB)