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Fan Area => Roleplaying (Communitive Storywriting) => Collaborative Stories => Topic started by: Kada-El on January 21, 2002, 03:38:36 am
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Perhaps this shrine should include in it, the holy art which will accompany our heritage?
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A mighty fine idea, might we discuss it in the Whitican pub to a Keg of beer.
As the two walk down the road to the pub it becomes apparent that Flegran is quite drunk as it is, and his blurred vision causes him to lead his coleague into an out house, a small bakery, and a wizard\'s shop, before they enter The Whitican pub of the city of Yliakum....
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As they both enter the pub they are greeted by one of Whitican\'s finest, the mayor. The mayor asks them to come sit down and drink some beer. They begin to talk about a recent discovery south of the Pub. (The story is told of a great wizard who disapeared 200 years. No one knew why he had disappeared until they had went into his house. In his private lab they found a journal. It seemed as if and evil force was trying to overtake him. Luckily he over powered it. One day afterward it was said that he was seen at the market buying minerals and discusting food. Although this in itself is odd, the story was about to get odder. That night his neighbors heard shreeks and booms. As they watched out their window they saw the wizard run in terror as a black creature followed behind him.) The mayor goes on about how they found burried in a unexplored tunnel what was believed to be his wand and robe. \"It is not sure if this is the truth though\", the mayor remarked, \"And we have people working constantly trying to see if it is true\" . \"If these are the wizard\'s possesions, we are one step closer to solving this mystery\", and as Flegran and his accomplice begane to leave, the mayor asked them, \"Would you like to take a carriage down to the seen?\"
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you say south of here? so where was this \'Incident\' ?
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South Centeral, right by the pub. It is about a 2 hour carriage ride. Do you want to go?
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no.;)
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*Thinks then starts again
\"Well I suppose so...\"
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\'Ello mate! I be bein\' your cabby for \'dis evening! Me name\'s Bill!
*Bill whips the horse and it starts moving*
So, \'ows your life whitey? Don\' ansa\' \'dat mate...
Whitti-Why?
\'Cause...well...*pulls out his sword* yo\' life ain\' gonna end well mate!
Whitti-No you don\'t! Trificus Dolalis!
*Bills turns into a newt*
......I \'ate newts!
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*Runs up to the cart*
I am Kendrick!
Master of all things the color!
I will smite thee greatly if thee sits on the color!
Eat thy the color and thy shall have great the color.... :evil:
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My good friend, replied whitti to his friend kendrick as they finished the dregs of their beer, I beleve that the color of this newt was greeeeennnn.... The two begin to laugh in a drunken and hysterical manner. Whitti held in his palm a newt with a brown stripe around its head, resembling that of a Ylian theives garb. As the two began to sober up, they began to return to the realization that some great conspiracy wished them dead. If not, how had the driver of the car known their names before any introductions had been made. It was time to think, and think hard. How could they unveil this evil which lurked in the shadows around them. As they left the bar an old cloaked dwarven man in the corner noded his head, and murmered, \"it is only a matter of time before their bloody carcasses will pave the stones for a greater evil\" ......
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I will tell you what is happening you fools!
Don\'t you see it?!
You have all the stupid power of moderators, and that free shiney armor, while we waste in the slums of Yliakum.
Now this could be my newtness talking, or it could be that I am half drunk.
But you will rue the day you cross the paths of \"The Dark Newt Council\"!
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Muffled by the fact that neuts dont have vocal cords, the newt is unable to tell his owners the truth behind their misfortunes...
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But Whitti and Bill the newt did know moris code.
Bill blinked the words...
Whitti-Its saying something! Don\'t you understand you fools...yall have *puts fingers over Bill\'s eyes and pulls down his lids* thats just wierd!
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Just as this happens whitti trips over a stone and falls, sending the neut down a sewer duct. As the poor neut fell down the duct, it was impaled upon a small spike in the sewer depths. Only one question still stands. Who threw the stone? .........
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Several metres away, a man utters a dark laugh.
So these are the chosen ones. How...........amusing.
He turned and walked away, his cloak swishing lightly behind him......
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I fear strange powers are indeed at work here, I find words coming out of my mouth that are not mine own. What sorcery is this and to what end?
*Turns to cast a suspicious glare at Flegran* ;)
:).....
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\" Ello, ello\", said a strange, yet fimiliar voice.
It was kada- el\'s old enkidukai friend, Tasadar.
\" So Kada, yousa goin south are ya\"?
Before Kada-el could even open her mouth Tasadar said, \" Good, then il come with you and your band of friends. Though if any of them eye me funny-like. Theysa meet me ouchie stick.\" The fairly small, but well built Enkidukai rapped his stick in his hand.
\" Were wesa goin exactly\"?.........
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Originally posted by tasadar
\" Were wesa goin exactly\"?.........
Why, for a drink in the BBB of course, everyone is welcome. Care to join me?
Kada\'s Tavern (http://members.aol.com/kadael/thebbb.html)
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*Looks around*
Toru jumps on his horse and quickly rides to the BBB
When he gets there he smells something different.
Something he knows very well.
That something is.
Good ol\' Beer from Before the Beginning... mmm
*** (then he realized that it was wine... or else it better be) ***