PlaneShift
Fan Area => Roleplaying (Communitive Storywriting) => Poetry, Comedy, and other. => Topic started by: Under the moon on August 27, 2006, 02:12:25 am
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*edit* This story is on hold until further notice.
Over one year has passed since my last attempt to be funny. You can find it here (http://hydlaa.com/smf/index.php?topic=17488.0) and here (http://hydlaa.com/smf/index.php?topic=17495.0). The first is a thread like this. The second is the story. Read it. I am told it is wet your pants funny. I have not tested this theory though. You may do so at your own risk, as I am NOT doing your laundry.
That being said, if you read that other first thread, you know the drill. I need some sacrifices...I mean characters to fill roles that I do not yet have the parts...well, filled yet. The list is short for main characters, as I have many in mind already. Do not worry if your character does not fit the role perfectly, as I am not opposed to mutilating them until they do...
Who I will need:
jose
Nilaya
Frostmorn
Someone for Frostmorn to slap around (evil character).
An evil force of soldiers that get killed off on a regular basis.
A good force that gets killed off on a regular basis.
Gobbles
A young man who gets smacked a lot. (Peacer has graciously accepted this role)
An older male character that will be killed off pretty quick in an outrageous way.
An older female character that... bla bla, same as above.
An old wise man with great powers. (may use Krook for this if nothing better comes along)
Drey
Some musically inclined characters who do not, in fact, get killed off.
A Kran that is very hard to understand, but is very loyal.
steuben
More bad guys that get...you get the point. I may have to use Mobs. But I do need some small part baddies that don't get killed...as much. ;)
Some more good guys.
That is about it for now. You will be updated as I need more victe... people. I encourage you to volunteer anyone else you think might fill these roles.
Note: I do tend to pick folks I know, and abuse their characters henceforth.
Note two: You can post your desire to be in this story in this thread with a short description of who you play. If I select you (sorry, but I just can't put everyone in) I will ask you to PM me character description and a short log or writing that you think represents your character's speech best.
Note three: I am evil.
*waits*
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And me. Are you going to do what you did last time to me?
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I'd like to suggest myself for "one of the many good guys". Maybe a kind of "mister wise guy" (or "smartass"), who is not taken serious though...
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"Alastone" might be willing to insult himself by joining the family ;] Alastone's the stereotypical good guy with the big goal in life to extinguish all evil. Like all knights he flare up sometimes and make little crusades to "Destroy, destroy!". Er,what I meant was he beats up the nearest bad guy he can find.
I'm just highly exaggerating right now:P Cause...i'd be glad to join yer parody anytime. :]
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Porody! \o/ I certainly appreciate you're honoring the traditional spelling.
Hm, I don't have any one who fits any of your specific needs, but feel free to use Ralas or Kittik if you are so inclined. Ralas is a 25ish year old Nolthrir who is shy around large groups of strangers, but is alright around large groups of friends or small groups of strangers. He's lazy and only works when he absolutely has to, but he'd do anything for his friends. He avoids violence and confrontation, accept where it is unavoidable. He has a low tolerance level for alchohol but is in the tavern fairly regularly. As a result he is quite often buzzed or drunk. A good one word description for him would be directionless.
Kittik is insane. The old kittik is afraid of fenkis and growls at things randomly when he gets bored (Kittik is who inspired me to start raagh-ing). He seems himself as a ferocious male enkidukai, but he's really just a kid.
If you want to use the new Kittik, he's insane in a different way. He changed after leaving Hydlaa for several months. He returned a different enki. Kittik now acts normal most of the time and has gotten over many of his social anxieties of the past. But he seems somewhat tortured and periodically goes into frenzies where he makes crazy noises and foams at the mouth. He tends not to remember these, or at least pretends not to. What happened to change him is a mystery. When he's acting normal, he's got a kind of dark confidence. If that makes sense.
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I have come. I have heard the call, and I have come. Now bend me to your will, Oh Master of Words.
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lets bring it.
im out of contact until nextweek.
that and im using a keyboard that is set to french canadian so all my typing reflexes are off.
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Cool :woot:
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someone said my name >.>
whats going on <.<
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I understan this is on hold for the moment.
When you start again, Osrtax Klagg would be happy to join :)
Ostrax is a verry slow, loyal Kran.
He is always happy unless you make him mad, which takes alot sometimes. He is slightly stronger than the average Kran (typical mentaly challanged steriotype).
IC: Ostrax likses for to join funny ting, me likses for to laugh. me no likses for to hurt folks,cuzz mommy sayed not for to beat folkses upped.
Let me know if you would like this Kran in your project :)
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As long as I aint gonna be tossed into a puddle that smells like bananas, just to safe a moogle I am happy.
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Yesh....Where'sh our parody?
(Dis is not what it seems like, i'm merely checking if he's alive.)
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A young man who gets smacked a lot. (Peacer has graciously accepted this role)
No credit at all D: i'm willingly taking slaps from frosty... and... and i get no... no... no... more souls to consume :'(
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Yesh, we all love our own community punchbag, don't we, gang?
/me snickers, wondering why Peacer hasn't been to IRC lately...
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Yesh, we all love our own community punchbag, don't we, gang?
/me snickers, wondering why Peacer hasn't been to IRC lately...
Baldur look at the hostnames to find me... here are my nicks
1.) Peacer
2.) AngelWingedDevil
3.) chuck-norr1s
4.) blackmindedghost
5.) Peacer|working
6.) Peacer|HW
7.) ninjakid
8.) themoon
9.) ohforf
10.) kabose
noob
now how's that, a punching bag that insults back?
That doesn't make me a good punching bag, guess i must quit my job.
*hug*
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Yesh, we all love our own community punchbag, don't we, gang?
/me snickers, wondering why Peacer hasn't been to IRC lately...
Baldur look at the hostnames to find me... here are my nicks
1.) Peacer
2.) AngelWingedDevil
3.) chuck-norr1s
4.) blackmindedghost
5.) Peacer|working
6.) Peacer|HW
7.) ninjakid
8.) themoon
9.) ohforf
10.) kabose
noob
now how's that, a punching bag that insults back?
That doesn't make me a good punching bag, guess i must quit my job.
*hug*
Aww don't take me seriously, i'm just being a royal pinch in the behind ;)
You're the only one that lets me smack you, who am I to smack(but Walugo, too easy) when you've quit your job, complete with SmackSafe-insurance and free dental care.
/me looms off silently watching the mountain of poke-sticks raise up against him. He wakes up, his pillow wet with sweat. A primal scream of agony surrounds him as he sits on his bed, his terrible loss catching up wth him.
;_;
[No more OP, where's UTM?!]
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http://hydlaa.com/smf/index.php?topic=25918.0
Here.
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Oh yes, had almost forgotten. I'm not playing very often these days.