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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Kymizer on September 15, 2006, 02:33:28 am
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http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2001.12.2.42056.2147.html
Just read it.....you'll get a good laugh!
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hahaha, wonderful xD
the ISP thing, amusing, i've been using the net at our old house at the same time as my dad, experiencing a lot of faults on the ISP's end.
so i approached my father and said "we need a new ISP, this ones too slow and unreliable"
i got a prompt reply from him, not even glancing away from his laptop screen with a simple "no ****"
x]
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the weird thing is though...is that i think the guy may have been being serious....
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naw, it's too well done to be a real idiot, what with the intricate details of calling Linux lunix, AMD sweatshop manufacturers etc :P
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LOL
Problem is that some parent may take it serious LOL
Noticed the Lunix aswell ;)
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lol
my mom would believe it!!!
my dad would be like..."are there really that great ammount of idiots out there?"
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Every time I see that I'm tempted to show it to my parents, just to see how they'd react.. Unfortunately, they'd probably take it seriously and send my box back to the manufacturer to have it reinfected with windows :\
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/me pets kiirani and hands her parent's a 1001 page guide to computers
LMAO... Lunix, Lunix.com "if your child spends more than 30 minutes at the screen he's a hacker WATCH OUT OH NOES D:"
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Although funny, you'd be surprised how many parent will actually believe it.
Many parents don't know anything about computers...
For all I know even my mother-in-law would buy this crap ???
Not that I would care :devil:
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I am currently enjoying my tour through europe. In 25 plastic bags.
Edit:More apporative post
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Ah, but the true way around this new threat of parents discovering you're a hacker is clear... Since these tips are for sons who are hackers, you can all get away with being hackers by disguising yourselves as daughters! Since it's obvious that girls are never hackers ???
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Oh teh noes, I damaged my eyes reading that!
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father: "you're a hacker? ah who cares, you can fix my laptop!"
mother: "you're a hacker? raid the bank!"
not that the laptop has ever broken.. but eh, my dad's clueless as to what a hacker is, and my ma is just cool, so I have no worries ^^
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I don't think all those things signify a hacker...they signify a nerd, the next worst thing.
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och a thae pot callin thae kettle black eh?
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Uhh...sure...whatever the hell you just said. o.O
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I am gonna repost this to sewers awesome link mate.
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LMAO this is unreal :D
Its hard to believe that someone can be so blinded by Propaganda.
This parent has to be one of the most dangerous creatures in todays society.
Ignorance is bliss :(
Most American families use trusted and responsible Internet Service Providers, such as AOL.
If your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips... and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking.
Can you see a patern here ?
I love this part
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system,..... In order to get rid of it, you will have to send your computer back to the manufacturer, and have them fit a new hard drive. Lunix is extremely dangerous software, and cannot be removed without destroying part of your hard disk surface.
They may request "faster" video cards, and larger hard drives, or even more memory.
Darn it, thats why i havent been able to hack, my vid car sux :(
You can best ensure that you are buying legal, trustworthy hardware by only buying replacement parts from your computer's manufacturer.
If it aint Ameracan, then it is for hacking :o
If Gates didnt charge you an arm and a leg for it, then its for hacking :o
If it aint from your comp manufacturer, then its for Hacking :o
This guys got more money then brains LOL
It gets better ::|
They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program.
Me gotta get me sum of that there Linux stuff to get into folkses sterios O--)
Parents like this should have their children taken away. they are not fit to raise dogs, let alone children. for god sakes wont someone think of the children. The y take kids away from people with diseases all the time, such as alcoholism; they never take kids away because of stupidity. This realy gives me little hope for future generations, with rolemodels like this leading the way. My biggest fear is that someone takes this post seriously.
Edit: the truth (http://www.adequacy.org/stories/2002.1.28.153048.268.html#78) about AMD
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Found it :D : http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-98377375624850470