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Fan Area => The Hydlaa Plaza => Topic started by: Runesoul on February 28, 2003, 01:56:26 am
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This post is for all the funny words you can think of. Or you can try to make a funny joke/sentence with the funny words provided. You can use all articles and conjunctions and junk like that but verbs and nouns must come from the words posted. I\'l start off with a Prune-eating weasel with a chain-saw and any reference to Gilligans island. Also yak
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~puddle~
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abdula ablem gabla (i butchered the spelling but its that thing that controls anger, the teacher says it in The Waterboy)
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ACK, YOU THEIFED THIS FROM DILBERT!!!!!
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Originally posted by Dirk McDirk Pants
ACK, YOU THEIFED THIS FROM DILBERT!!!!!
I am gonna quote you on this and go with \"Who?\"
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Pie.
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Good Catch, yes this is from a dilbert comic :) at least the prune easting weasel things. But o well im a thief 8)
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\"Its the glasses isnt it\"
Its funny depending on when its used. :]
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Prune eating weasels killing the Skipper with a chainsaw is ALWAYS funny...
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First off, this thing always bothers me, and everyone will see me correct it multitudes of times:
It is spelt THIEF, not \"theif\". And Rogue is spelt ROGUE, not \"rouge\" (unless you want to be called what women put on their cheekbones...)
As for funny words/nouns:
Assassination
Assume
Superfluous
Jamacian Jerk Sauce
Spank
Weird
Umbrage
Dorcas (it\'s a female\'s name)
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How about those?
Words
*Killer-rabbit (you all know where I got that one from ;) )
*Das ?ber soldat (accentuate ?ber)
*Monkey-luver (Scottish accent)
*Kylsk?psmagnet (try to figure out what that means)
*Sponge (say it like it sounds)
Oh, and listen to this sentence.
This is a good sword...
Said by Aragorn in \"the two towers\"
(if you have seen the movie you know what I mean :D )
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funny words....
nook
cranny
flamingo
Tum Tum
link ( he\'s gonna get me for that one)
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~masticate~
it sounds so....dirty. especially since it\'s close to another word. the following dialogue happened in my class.
(somehow, we talked about cows chewing)
teacher \"is it the word, masticate? I don\'t remember\"
friend \"yes...one should go masticate in the bathroom, and not in public\"
teacher \"oh, you little pervert. yes, masticate in the bathroom if you like chewing toilet paper\"
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How about...
Buttered Toast
Gravy
Toe....Yes Toe....
Couple
Wrinkle
Thats just SOMEwords that sound odd to me...
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balooga
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folks
yall
Broom
Extinguisher
Cocaine
Moose
Pillow
Telephone
Television
Telegraph
Telecommunications
Telepath
All Tele\'s
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Originally posted by Solihn
Buttered Toast
Gravy
Hmmm..... \"Ed, Edd and Eddy\" anyone? GREAT SHOW
Speaking of great.
GRRRREEEEEEAAAAATT!!!!! ....Thats funny, they way that tiger for that ceral says it.....
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Hmm... funny words
lunge..
insurmountable
err...
impish.. [Rilar\'s favorite word ;)]
hicup
fondue
rhythm..
spook O.o
tweak...
zeal >.>
fetching XD
and arose (really why not just got up <.< )
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Dylia... the thread is from two years ago o.O
*edit* Almost three years ago, actually.
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Originally posted by Karyuu
Dylia... the thread is from two years ago o.O
*edit* Almost three years ago, actually.
Yes but intresting a little... and I thought more was needed... plus I had a good laugh :P
(I am at school and bord so..... I started from the back of the forums XD )
Anyways.... more words... hmmm...
ablot...
gammon... *doesnt comment on this one*
kerfuffle... (maybe be slang I do not know but I think its funny)
tard... *knows whos favorite this is*
pickle..
*tries to think up more*
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Originally posted by Karyuu
Dylia... the thread is from two years ago o.O
*edit* Almost three years ago, actually.
Well, Karyuu, reviving old threads is very popular -especially with moderators. :P
So what do we learn from this? Never underestimate the lifespan of old threads which haven\'t been locked yet. ;)
By the way, here are some funny words:
racoon
\"pink little demons from hell\" ;)
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Avacado
ardvark
athromorphic
Lemons :G
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Originally posted by Thoronador
So what do we learn from this? Never underestimate the lifespan of old threads which haven\'t been locked yet. ;)
By the way, here are some funny words:
racoon
\"pink little demons from hell\" ;)
I love your words XD lmfceao >.>
and yes I think old threads are good to have come out... you never know who you may find ;)
@Seperot you forgot the pandas.....
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Personally I find the words \"bumblebee\" and \"pantaloons\" to be utterly hilarious :D
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Mukluk
Gazebo
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Cabbage
Hrmph! (a sound rather than a word)
antidisestablishmentarianism
Jalopy
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really childish of me... but the word \"knob\" alway makes me giggle...
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Originally posted by lanser
antidisestablishmentarianism
*looks this one up* O.o omg
then I find
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia -- which a phobia indicating fear of big words >.>
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:D Dylia I LOVE that word!!! Tard , Tard ,tard .... *giggles* it just rolls off of my tongue...
Oh ya and whatcamacallit,
Jell-O mold <--that one sounds gross really :/
Spork <--- A trademark used for a plastic eating utensil having a spoonlike bowl and tines.
[edit] Me to drey *put her hand up and shouts GUILTY*
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Shpadoinkle
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supercalifragilistic (mary poppins fav word)
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Originally posted by Jekkar
Shpadoinkle
*looks that one up*
Def.: An adjective meaning \"great\" or an exclaimation denoting surprise.
OMG O.o I didnt see that comming at all
@Zorbels: but what does it mean? >.>
more words...
chug... XD
lamers
toucan
wivern
zyme... hmm this ones not funny but creepy >.>
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I too, think that \"pantaloons\" is a funny word. I actually use the word a lot... to annoy my friends.
A word that drives me nuts is \"colonel\"... WHY OH WHY is it pronounced \"kernel\"?
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Originally posted by ylikone
A word that drives me nuts is \"colonel\"... WHY OH WHY is it pronounced \"kernel\"?
Hmm, I\'m making just wild guesses, but maybe all \"Colonels\" are in fact robots, which run the Linux kernel on their hardware. :P Don\'t know...
Anyways, another funny word (one of my favourite funny words, though I hardly ever use it) is \"beachcomber\".
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Originally posted by zorbels
supercalifragilistic (mary poppins fav word)
you for got the \"espyalidocious\" from the end of the word, Zorbels :)
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Poo
-Talamir
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Originally posted by Fanomatic2000
*Monkey-luver (Scottish accent)
why would this sound funnier in a scottish accent?
anyway heres a few that do:
Dreech (soft ch, think german)
dinnieken
gonnie
ken (enfesis on the e, a burbary cap and scarf set will aid in pronunciation)
hoyoo
chib
clarty (sometimes spelled and pronounced, clatty. i however prefer this)
reek
minnger
slitter
pan (usage: am gonnie pan yoor heed in ya dobber, yea want yer go eh?)
want more? will edit soon
:D
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Originally posted by Kahlisi
First off, this thing always bothers me, and everyone will see me correct it multitudes of times:
It is spelt THIEF, not \"theif\". And Rogue is spelt ROGUE, not \"rouge\" (unless you want to be called what women put on their cheekbones...)
Not to go off subject, but a few other word uses that grate me are:
Quiet, not quite, when you want someone to shush.
Oriented, not orientated, when lining something up
You\'re, not your, when \"you are\" using a contraction
and mispelling misspelling is pretty much unforgiveable.
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Scrumtralescent (Will Ferrel Reference)
Bulge
Dromedary
Bologna
Banana
Cum Laude
Walrus
Sphincter
Emu
Pickle
Quiche
Tuba
and of course, Booger
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Originally posted by goland
Pickle
O.o I said pickle but however you are so right on booger >.>
more....
chingy... (like a happy slang saying when you get money)
linguistics
boozer
lush :D
and my favorite... jerk >.>
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Originally posted by Dylia
Originally posted by goland
Pickle
O.o I said pickle but however you are so right on booger >.>
I\'m sorry...musta missed it.
More words:
Salami
Linguica
Frankfurter
Why do sausage-like things have such funny names? Sausage is even a funny word.
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Originally posted by Jinkeen
Originally posted by zorbels
supercalifragilistic (mary poppins fav word)
you for got the \"espyalidocious\" from the end of the word, Zorbels :)
Ha Jinkeen .... so I did! Oh well. :P
Dylia: I have no friggin idea what it means but I think mary poppins tells you in the movie. So you will find your answer there. Sorry but I am not taking the time to watch it...lol.... :D
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Originally posted by zorbels
Dylia: I have no friggin idea what it means but I think mary poppins tells you in the movie. So you will find your answer there. Sorry but I am not taking the time to watch it...lol.... :D
Dylia laughs uncontrollably and almost passes out. Me? watch Mary Poppins? >.> Never!
*thinks in horror of the singing and dancing*
@Goland: its okay :D its just proves that pickle it double funny XD
hmmm....
spa...
mirror
doggie... (especially when an adult uses this word XD and yes I am aware I actually use this word >.>)
.....pink... (but I always giggle at this word for no reason... :P)
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Originally posted by Dylia
Dylia laughs uncontrollably and almost passes out. Me? watch Mary Poppins? >.> Never!
*thinks in horror of the singing and dancing*
lmao...awwww come on I would pay to see it!!! :D
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div or divvy...
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I am a bit of a pedant when it comes to spelling also XD
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Originally posted by Dylia
and my favorite... jerk >.>
I think you spelled that a bit different last night...something like
\"Jerkeen\" if I recall correctly.
Palindrome is a funny word but it describes funny words like radar and level that are spelled the same forward and backward. Sometimes phrases or sentences can be made that way:
# A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!
# A man, a pain, a mania: Panama!
# Are poets a waste? Opera!
# Never odd or even.
# I prefer pi.
# Oh, cameras are macho.
# Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard.
# Go deliver a dare, vile dog.
# Wet sanitary rat in a stew.
# Lepers repel.
# Too hot to hoot.
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Originally posted by Jinkeen
Originally posted by Dylia
and my favorite... jerk >.>
I think you spelled that a bit different last night...something like
\"Jerkeen\" if I recall correctly.
Yes this is very true but that would belong in the made up words that you use thread >.>
*giggles* \"Jerkeen\" O.o *knows shes in trouble now*
@Zorbels: Hmm... pay... how much? and do I have to actually watch or just have it playing in the back-round >.>
Words.....
bekond... (I love that word :P)
erm... \\o/ for Myysst and his slang
ack... I know action but still a word ;)
dumb-a** ....... *giggles*
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Skcolob
I started using this word 4 years ago when I worked in PC World for a bit. Customers would come in and ask a question like where are your printers and I would reply:
\"You will find them over there by the Skcolob\".
And I would point to one of my colleges.
Alhana thinks for a second
Hmm... that might be why I got fired too :P
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Originally posted by Dylia
@Zorbels: Hmm... pay... how much? and do I have to actually watch or just have it playing in the back-round >.>
I would pay you $50.00 to see you watch it and yes ACTUALLY watch it. No bathroom breaks...you\'d have to pause the movie if you needed to heed the call of nature. You cannot speak with anyone on the phone to distract you, you have to wear your contacts, oh and just as extra security your neice wants to come watch it with you and make sure you actually watch it. :p
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Originally posted by zorbels
Originally posted by Dylia
@Zorbels: Hmm... pay... how much? and do I have to actually watch or just have it playing in the back-round >.>
I would pay you $50.00 to see you watch it and yes ACTUALLY watch it. No bathroom breaks...you\'d have to pause the movie if you needed to heed the call of nature. You cannot speak with anyone on the phone to distract you, you have to wear your contacts, oh and just as extra security your neice wants to come watch it with you and make sure you actually watch it. :p
Dylia thinks of funny ways to say no....
nine!!! *knows Rilar will kill her for not spelling it right* >.> (and the right spelling is nein *smiles at Rilar*)
hmmm.... nopers
just a plain noes...
nevar!!!!!
pfft... yeah right
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Originally posted by zorbels
Originally posted by Dylia
@Zorbels: Hmm... pay... how much? and do I have to actually watch or just have it playing in the back-round >.>
I would pay you $50.00 to see you watch it and yes ACTUALLY watch it. No bathroom breaks...you\'d have to pause the movie if you needed to heed the call of nature. You cannot speak with anyone on the phone to distract you, you have to wear your contacts, oh and just as extra security your neice wants to come watch it with you and make sure you actually watch it. :p
Oh come on! If your going to pay her $50 at least make it fun!.
Lets say make her a coffee every... hmm... 20mins.
*Alhana chuckles* Now that would be funny!.
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I like the word Lugubrius (sp?) It means characterized by sad behaviour, ridiculously so. Incidentaly, it\'s hard to stay lugubrius after saying it...
@Jinkeen: Note the Weird Al song \"Bob\" which is nothing but a series of bizaare (another funny word) palindromes.
I apologize for my atrocious spelling, but I should be in bed now, not posting messages on the forums...
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best word without a doubt ever is:
\"grotesque\"
Just has a certain ring to it, and the meaning is awesome.
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Gob <--- A small mass or lump.
snorkel, snorkeled, snorkeling, snorkels <---- A breathing apparatus used by swimmers and skin divers, consisting of a long tube held in the mouth.
pumpernickel <----- bread made of coarse rye flour
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I forgot my personal favorite word... Shmuck... It doesn\'t matter who you are, how much I love or hate you, you\'re almost guaranteed to be called a shmuck by me at least once. Also Centauri is amusing.
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Noticed on moving to Pittsburgh Pa. in the states the word
Yenz
Yeah, that\'s how you know someone is from Pittsburgh Pa. In the states.
For instance, \'How Yenz doin today?\'
Pittsburgh is the only place I have heard the word used on a regular basis. There are other such words as Red-up...meaning to clean the house and Jumbo...refuring to bologna. All kinds of strange vanacularatory stuff here. Not to mention thier own form of ebonics. :D
It\'s like Gotham on Crack, I love it.
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I thought of one that makes me laughs every time :D
Nirple <--- as far as I know and according to the dictonary I checked with this is not a real word.
[Edit] Here is some more I found......
Scrimshaw <---- The art of carving or incising intricate designs on whalebone or whale ivory.
SWIZZLE <---- any of various tall frothy mixed drinks made usually of rum and lime juice and sugar shaken with ice.
Mugwump <----- A person who acts independently or remains neutral, especially in politics.
Handfast <---- To pledge; to bind; to betroth by joining hands, in order to cohabitation, before the celebration of marriage.
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Originally posted by zorbels
Gob <--- A small mass or lump.
gob = mouth as in \"shut ya gob!\"
gobbing = spitting
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>:| okay I got told about this word and I have never myself used it but no one would post it *grumbles* lazy bums >.>
SNOG
ask the english what it means O.o
*is really tired and wonders if she spelled it wrong* XD
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Originally posted by Dylia
SNOG
ask the english what it means O.o
*is really tired and wonders if she spelled it wrong* XD
Nope you have spelled it correctly now it\'ll be better if you just allow me to demonstrate what it means :p
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Satayne puts his hand to his chin and thinks a moment.
Hmmm
Emasculate-sounds naughty
Turd-just looks funny in type to me
Gymnasium-just does
Ogg Vorbis
Headache
Influenza-I never knew Enza could fly
Beef Jerky
Genetalia-sounds more like a flower to me
Dork-...erm...
Impotent-\"well if I\'m going to be Impotent, I want to look Impotent\"
Peon
and then there\'s this...
I am Cornholio, ...give me teepee for my bunghole ,..eeehhhh ehhhh
Heres two from Yliakum
Nutty Waybread
Wiggly feelers
I\'ll add more as they come to me
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lmao....yes \\o/ Dork has made the list!!! How could I not think of it.
Yanks <--- To pull with a quick, strong movement; jerk: yanked the emergency cord (those who know me know why I am on the floor laughing)
boinks <---- If you don\'t know what this means your not old enough. (this word to me has always been funny)
zonks <--- To stupefy; stun. Or..... To intoxicate with drugs or alcohol: ?zonk their patients with tranquilizers?
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Originally posted by lanser
Originally posted by Dylia
SNOG
ask the english what it means O.o
*is really tired and wonders if she spelled it wrong* XD
Nope you have spelled it correctly now it\'ll be better if you just allow me to demonstrate what it means :p
O.o like I said to Cadoras and FakeShAdoW >.> I will never do that XD
anyways.....hmm...err...more words
ziggy zaggy
chump
sparklies
zipper :/
fizzy
boo *giggle*
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:) I am so addicted to this thread ... heh....
snarf (slang- snarfed, snarf?ing, snarfs) <--- To eat or drink rapidly or eagerly; devour: snarfed down some cookies.
nobble <--- To disable (a racehorse), especially by drugging.To win (a person) over. To outdo or get the better of by devious means. To filch or steal. To kidnap. (I was surprized this word had so many meanings)
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Zorbels <--- definitely a funny word :P
lol sry had to do it
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Originally posted by shorty13
Zorbels <--- definitely a funny word :P
lol sry had to do it
lmao .... so true! No Problem I had a good laugh. :D
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\"Flatulate\"--why people think this is a better word than \"fart\" I don\'t know. I mean if you want to sound more proper discussing a bodily function then don\'t pick a word that is that silly.
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I dared to enter!
Weird words? I\'d have to say... onomoneopea
Uhh, I don\'t know how to say it..
It means \"words that sound like a thing they are describing\" like POW and BOOM or Woosh!
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Ok I thought of more. Heh...big surprize. Me <--- addict to this thread.
futtock <----- A curved piece of wood that makes up the bottom of a ship.
dongle <----An early copy protection hardware device, required by some games in order to play. Nowadays, just about any stupid little accessory needed for a peripheral to function correctly, like a special connector.
Knickers <----- Long bloomers formerly worn as underwear by women and girls. Or Full breeches gathered and banded just below the knee.
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My favorite word me and my friend say on a different MMORPG to annoy people:
NOES!
Strange words:
Couch (Don know why i like this one)
Don
Petunia
Gatorade
Mosh Pit!
Dung (Not sure if someone said this)
Nein (German for no)
Rupert!
Fad
ROFL (Not sure if this was said)
Saying:
Gimme milk and bewwy rub!
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Bodystocking - Something you do with a forklift and clipboard, if the morgue is too empty...
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Originally posted by zorbels
Knickers <----- Long bloomers formerly worn as underwear by women and girls. Or Full breeches gathered and banded just below the knee.
formerly...? So what are you women wearing now days
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Knickers is all female underwear as an alternate label :P
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Trust underwear to get both Drey and Seperots attention...lol. Drey I am sure you will find out some point in you life what woman are wearing now days...heh....I have faith. :p Unless you plan to marry Seperot, then you will be outta luck.
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sheep
sheep\'s
sheeps
sheep\'
mindari
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Originally posted by zorbels
Trust underwear to get both Drey and Seperots attention...lol. Drey I am sure you will find out some point in you life what woman are wearing now days...heh....I have faith. :p Unless you plan to marry Seperot, then you will be outta luck.
ouch... /me got pwned :/
im just saying, we still use the word here. though you across the atlantic are probably breaking our language even more.
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Originally posted by Drey
ouch... /me got pwned :/
im just saying, we still use the word here. though you across the atlantic are probably breaking our language even more.
We didn\'t break your language... We made up our own. I call in Spranglish. Sure we have some German, Chinese, Japanese and Russian words floating around in our culture as well as a lot of other stuff, but in my part of the country it\'s mostly the redneck dialect of English, Spanish, and French.
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eh, im on about the one that you call english, which isnt actually english.
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Hi,
I find these words quite hilarious:
1. pebble (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble), bead
2. spiracles (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiracles)
3. repertoire (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repertoire)
4. miniaturization (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miniaturization)
Some Latin names are funny to me:
Rhamphorhynchoidea (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pterosaur)
Pachycephalosauridae (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pachycephalosaurus)
Confuciusornithiformes (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prehistoric_bird)
Raphus Cucullatus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodo)
Sauropodomorpha (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauropodomorpha)
Massospondylus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Massospondylus)
Moschops (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moschops)
Coelophysis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coelophysis)
Lutra lutra (http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Lutra_lutra)
Osteodontornis Orri
When I was young, I thought General research and Major breakthrough were a kind of military personnel. Still makes me smile.
Don\'t get lost in the links. :)
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Originally posted by Drey
eh, im on about the one that you call english, which isnt actually english.
The words we change that is not english to you Drey is called slang here. We never did change knickers though, here knickers means panties or knee pants according to the dictonary.
Here is the other term in the dictonary.
Chiefly British. Panties.
1: trousers ending above the knee [syn: breeches, knee breeches, knee pants, knickerbockers] 2: (usually in the plural) underpants worn by women; \"she was afraid that her bloomers might have been showing\" [syn: bloomers, pants, drawers]
@ Cherppow: I did get lost...very very...lost. :D but it was great fun and thanks for the links!